Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving

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Google Search “Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Thanksgiving.
  2. If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  3. What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… the drumsticks.
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys the page dedicated to basketball jokes for Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  5. If the Pilgrims were alive today AND played basketball, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  6. What’s the best dance to do at a Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  7. What band is great to listen to before a Thanksgiving family basketball game?… The Cranberries! (Music Jokes)
  8. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to before playing a basketball game?… Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  9. Which English pop singer is would be a good choice to sing the national anthem around Thanksgiving?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  10. What is the #1 defensive play for Thanksgiving?… The “stuff!”
  11. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
  12. What sound does a limping turkey make after a sprained ankle at a basketball game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
  13. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving basketball jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
  14. What is a Pilgrim’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  15. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving basketball game?… Your nose. (Biology Jokes)
  16. What do you wear to a Thanksgiving basketball game?… A Har – VEST. (Fall Jokes)
  17. I wasn’t going to play basketball on Thanksgiving, but my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  18. What is a turkey’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  19. If the Pilgrims came on the Mayflower then what does the basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Teacher Jokes Pilgrim Jokes)
  20. Why can’t you take a turkey to a basketball game?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Turkey Jokes)
  21. What happened when the turkey got into a fight at the basketball game?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Turkey Jokes Boxing Jokes)
  22. If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?… Scholar ships. (College Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  23. If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do middle school students travel on?… Scholar ships.

Top 5 Ball Handling Drills for Kindergarten Basketball

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Where do If you start when you are coaching 1st grade basketball. Most people would do a google search “Coaching 1st Grade Basketball.” That would be a good start, but sometimes google does not have the best match. We are hoping to be identified as a top resources for kindergarten basketball coaches.

The goals of teaching kindergarten basketball are simple.

  1. HAVE FUN: Plain and simple make the kindergarten basketball as fun as possibly. As a coach, you probably have a child this age. Make sure everyone is having fun.
  2. KEEP IT SIMPLE and age-appropriate: This is a chaotic, organized play date. You are not Coach K. Keep it simple and use drills that are easy to understand.
  3. INVOLVE PARENTS: This is an age where children need to feel comfortable. Include the parents in the session, even if only as a cheerleader. This also will be useful if a child has to go to the bathroom or starts crying. (These things WILL HAPPEN at kindergarten basketball.
  4. Top 10 Reasons to Teach Dribbling 1st: At this age you cannot go wrong with having players do ball-handling drills ALL THE TIME. It is the most important skill.

Stationary ball drills are great for developing hand eye coordination, especially at the younger grade levels. With each player having a ball it allows for maximum repetitions. 

There are countless stationary ball drills that could be used and it’s best to start with basic drills that all players can complete successfully, At the vert 1st kindergarten session, start with these drills.

  1. Toss and catch: This is a very simple drill, but it will be a challenge for most players at this age. The player tosses the ball in the air and catches it. Coaches should instruct the player to catch the ball with the eyes and hands. It is ideal for developing and eye coordination. To add a little excitement to the drill have the players clap and then catch the ball. This adds a level of difficulty for many of the players. A player who can clap and catch the ball will feel a sense of accomplishment. 
  2. Two claps. Once the players have mastered the toss and catch, add the team “TWO CLAPS” drill. A coach will yell “TWO CLAPS.” ALL the players will toss the ball in the air, clap their hands twice, and then catch the ball. Whenever a player does something very good, a coach can simply yell “TWO CLAPS.” The entire team will throw the ball in the air, clap their hands two times together, and catch the ball. The goal is for every player to be able to complete the drill without dropping the ball. If you can accomplish this by the end of the season, you will be up for coach of the year.
  3. Toss, bounce, and catch: This is just a different variation of the previous drills. The player will toss the ball in the air, let the ball bounce and try to catch the ball before it bounces above the waist. This also can be challenging for many players. However with practice and focus a player will be able to succeed. For more advanced players encourage them to catch the ball as low as possible.
  4. Circle rolls.: This drill players will stand with their feet together and roll the ball in a circle around both legs using the fingertips and fingertip pads. This is a very simple drill. Encourage players once they get the hang of it to increase the speed. After completing it in one direction, players should stop and roll the ball in the other direction.
  5. Figure 8 rolls: This is a little bit more challenging of a basketball drill, but one that many players can complete. Players should spread their legs wide and they are simply going to roll the ball in and out of the legs in a figure 8 pattern. Once players are comfortable executing this drill encourage them to go a little bit faster. After completing the drill on one direction, attempt it going in the other direction.

Hopefully this is a good way for kindergarten coaches to develop hand-eye coordination.

Top 5 Halloween Horrors for High School Basketball Players

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Halloween Horrors for High School Basketball Players

Halloween can be a very scary time. Spooky ghosts, creepy critters, and the upcoming high school basketball season. For some players the 1st day of the season is quickly approaching. It can be a very scary time.

  1. State Health Violations: Most state basketball associations are concerned with the whole student-athlete. As part of this concern they institute alcohol tobacco and health policies that discourage athletes from using harmful substances. If a basketball player is caught using one of these substances, the player can be suspended for part of the season or in some cases, the entire year. So beware. Make great choices.
  2. I Am Ineligible: Are you stupid fool? Take care of your classes. No matter where you go to school in America, you have a fantastic opportunity to learn. Make sure you do everything you need to do to be eligible for the basketball season. Attend extra help sessions. Shut off your phone when doing homework. Hire a tutor. Do everything you can to make sure that you are eligible to play basketball. It takes a lot of work (doing nothing) to fail classes. Do all you can to be the best student possible
  3. I Have Not Put in Enough Hours: This is a scary reality for many, many basketball players. They have not worked hard enough and there are just days left until the first day of tryouts. In some states the season is already underway. Players will be lacing up the sneakers and getting ready for the upcoming season. For a player who has not worked as hard as he / she should have, there is TODAY! Grab you lunch pail and hard hat and get to work today. Complete an individual workout. Get to practice early. Do all you can TODAY, so you are a better player TOMORROW!
  4. Realize Your Role is Not What You Hoped: This happens to most players at some point in your career. DNP – CD (Did Not Play – Coach’s Decision). Your coach does not feel you can contribute on the court to your team’s success. (See #3)
  5. I Am Out of Shape: The only excuse for not being in shape on the 1st day of the season is laziness. Conditioning has to be a major major priority if you want to be a good basketball player. . The easiest way to earn a spot on a team is to be in great shape. And the easiest way to get cut from a team is to be out of shape. That is scary thought that you might be a fan in the stands watching your former teammates play basketball.

BOO! Are you scared enough to work TODAY!

Good Luck!

Top Basketball Quotes

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  1. “I don’t know if I practiced more than anybody, but I sure practiced enough. I still wonder if somebody – somewhere – was practicing more than me.” Larry Bird
  2. “There are 86,400 seconds in a day. It’s up to you to decide what to do with them.” Jim Valvano
  3. “I always keep a ball in the car. You never know.” Hakeem Olajuwon
  4. “If you don’t believe in yourself, nobody else will.” Kobe Bryant
  5. “I’ve missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.“ Michael Jordan
  6. “Be a dreamer. If you don’t know how to dream, you’re dead.” Jim Valvano
  7. “I believe you win games by what you do from your first practice until your first game.” Dr. Jack Ramsay
  8. “Make each day your masterpiece.” Coach John Wooden
  9. “Bad shooters are always open.” Pete Carril
  10. “You can’t get much done in life if you only work on the days when you feel good.” Jerry West
  11. “What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player.” Coach John Wooden
  12. “Success is a result of consistent practice of winning skills and actions. There is nothing miraculous about the process. There is no luck involved.” Bill Russell
  13. “Get the fundamentals down and the level of everything you do will rise.” Michael Jordan
  14. “Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best.“ Tim “The Big Fundamental” Duncan
  15. “Be led by your dreams not by your problems.” Roy Williams
  16. “Basketball is a lifelong game. You continue to learn from the game day in and day out, and all along the way, you get better.” Scottie Pippen
  17. “Some say you have to use your five best players, but I found out you win with the five that fit together best as a team.” Red Auerbach
  18. “All the successful teams I’ve ever seen have three characteristics: They play unselfish, they play together, and they play hard.“ Larry Brown
  19. “Teamwork is the beauty of our sport, where you have five acting as one.” Mike Krzyzewski
  20. “If all I’m remembered for is being a good basketball player, then I’ve done a bad job with the rest of my life.” Isiah Thomas
  21. “Winning teams at the NBA level, the college level, and the high school level all play team basketball. Championship teams have five players on the same page at all times.“ Hubie Brown
  22. “Do the little things right to reach the big goals.” Tom Izzo
  23. “If you’re not talking, you’re not playing defense.” Doc Rivers
  24. “My goal is to win the next game one possession at a time. That’s it. I don’t have any other goals.” Brad Stevens
  25. “The more concerned we become over the things we can’t control, the less we will do with the things we can control.” John Wooden
  26. “We believe in people executing their role and caring about the team more than anything individually.” Gregg Popovich
  27. “It’s OK to make mistakes. That’s how we learn. When we compete, we make mistakes.” Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  28. “You have a choice to make when you’re not playing. Either you’re invested and a great teammate, or your not” Brad Stevens
  29. “Every morning you have two choices: continue to sleep with your dreams, or wake up and chase them.” Carmelo Anthony
  30. “Sometimes a player’s greatest challenge is coming to grips with his role on the team.” Scottie Pippen
  31. “Everyone is born with a certain potential. You may never achieve your full potential, but how close you come depends on how much you want to pay the price.“ Red Auerbach
  32. “A lot of people say they want to be great, but they’re not willing to make the sacrifices necessary to achieve greatness.” Jason Kidd
  33. “My most prized possession was my library card from the Oakland Public Library.” Bill Russell
  34. “Everything negative — pressure, challenges — are all an opportunity for me to rise.“ Kobe Bryant
  35. “My belief is stronger than your doubt.” Dwyane Wade
  36. “If I am through learning, I am through.” Coach John Wooden
  37. “The key is not the ‘will to win’… everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important.” Bob Knight (Bob Knight Quotes)
  38. “Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.” John Wooden
  39. “Great effort springs naturally from great attitude.” Pat Riley
  40. “Winning is overemphasized. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.” Al McGuire
  41. “Excellence is not a singular act, but a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.” Shaquille O’Neal
  42. “Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard.” Kevin Durant
  43. “You can’t always be the most talented or gifted person in the room, but you can be the most competitive.“ Pat Summit
  44. “Every season is a journey. Every journey is a lifetime.” Mike Krzyzewski
  45. “There is a lot of basketball beyond our control, but a player should never let anyone try harder than he does.” Dean Smith
  46. “If you are afraid of failure you don’t deserve to be successful!“ Charles Barkley “The Round Mound of Rebound”
  47. “I just hope to make a difference.” Tim Duncan
  48. “Not only is there more to life than basketball, there’s a lot more to basketball than basketball.” Phil Jackson
  49. “In developing teams, I don’t believe in rules. I believe in standards. Rules don’t promote teamwork, standards do.” Mike Krzyzewski
  50. “Ask not what your teammates can do for you. Ask what you can do for your teammates.“ Magic Johnson
  51. “It is foolish to expect a young man to follow your advice and to ignore your example.” Don Meyer
  52. “Young men need more models, not critics.” John Wooden (John Wooden Quotes)
  53. “There are only two options regarding commitment. You’re either in, or you’re out. There’s no such thing as ‘life in-between’.” Pat Riley
  54. “It takes three things to be a ‘special’ player: talent, character, and competitive fire.” Kevin Eastman
  55. “Create unselfishness as the most important team attribute.” Bill Russell
  56. “If you’re not making mistakes, then you’re not doing anything. I’m positive that a doer makes mistakes.” — John Wooden
  57. “A winner is someone who recognizes his God-given talents, works his tail off to develop them into skills, and uses these skills to accomplish his goals.” Larry Bird
  58. “Those to whom defense is not important will have the best seat in the game.” Rick Majerus
  59. “I’ve got a theory that if you give 100% all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end.” Larry Bird “The Hick from French Lick” (Larry Bird Quotes)
  60. “We want men here, not just players. Players are a dime a dozen” Tom Izzo
  61. “Concentration and mental toughness are the margins of victory.” Bill Russell (Top 6 Bill Russell Quotes)
  62. “Preparation will be my separation.” Kevin Eastman
  63. “I’m still waiting for perfection. In the meantime, I’ll settle for persistence.” Bo Ryan
  64. “In basketball—as in life—true joy comes from being fully present in each and every moment, not just when things are going your way.” Phil Jackson
  65. “I know that I’m never as good or bad as any single performance. I’ve never believed my critics or my worshippers, and I’ve always been able to leave the game at the arena.” Charles Barkley
  66. “No matter what, no matter how I feel, I always bring effort.” Draymond Green
  67. “Heart is what separates the good from the great.” Michael Jordan
  68. “Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.” Coach John Wooden
  69. “Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.” John Wooden
  70. “Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.” John Wooden
  71. “Shooting percentage is just as much about decision making as it is about technique” Jeff Van Gundy Post: How to Be a Great Basketball Shooter
  72. “Winners are not people who do not fail, but people who never quit.“ Anonymous
  73. “The only important statistic is the final score.” Bill Russell
  74. “Being a professional is doing the things you love to do, on the days you don’t feel like doing them.” Julius Erving
  75. “The ‘big time’ is not a place; it’s the state of your heart. It’s not something you get; it’s something you become.” Frosty Westering
  76. “I don’t believe in luck, I believe in preparation.” Bob Knight
  77. “I have a plan of action, but the game is a game of adjustments.” Mike Krzyzewski
  78. “Hard work breeds self-respect.” Coach Pat Summitt
  79. “When a gifted team dedicates itself to unselfish trust and combines instinct with boldness and effort–it is ready to climb.“ Pat Riley
  80. “Winners are not born, they are self-made.” Coach Pat Summitt
  81. “A key basketball skill is imagery. The best players “see” situations before they happen so they can be prepared.” Dr. Jack Ramsay
  82. “The one thing I learned about myself going back and watching tapes of all the losses that we’ve had is that I’m physically capable of doing this and dominating the game, but the mental part was not there. I don’t know if it comes with age, but I had to learn to be mentally tough.” Lisa Leslie
  83. “You don’t play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.” Bobby Knight (Bob Knight Quotes)
  84. “Trust The Process.” Joel Embiid
  85. “Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.” John Wooden
  86. “The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.” Ann Landers
  87. “There is a direct correlation between the number of ball reversals and defensive breakdowns.” Kevin Eastman
  88. “My confidence level never varies.” Trae Young
  89. “I don’t let the pressure get to me. I embrace it and use it as motivation.” – Luka Doncic
  90. “If it turns out that my best wasn’t good enough, at least I won’t look back and say that I was afraid to try.” Michael Jordan
  91. “Always stay true to yourself. Some people will like it, some people won’t. Life goes on.” Carmelo Anthony
  92. “The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.” Charles Barkley
  93. “Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships.” Michael Jordan
  94. “Success is a result of consistent practice of winning skills and actions. There is nothing miraculous about the process. There is no luck involved.” Bill Russell
  95. “Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.” Michael Jordan
  96. “Bottom line, you’re either a risk taker, or you’re not, and if you don’t take risks, you’ll never win big.” Geno Auriemma
  97. “One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team.” Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  98. “I think, team first. It allows me to succeed, it allows my team to succeed.“ Lebron James
  99. “When I walked into the gym, I fell in love with the game. I didn’t fall in love with it just because it was me playing. I fell in love with it because I’ve got guys like this – like these guys every single day that push me to be the best that I can be.” Kevin Durant
  100. “I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you.” Kobe Bryant
  101. “Commitment separates those who live their dreams from those who live their lives regretting the opportunities they have squandered.” Bill Russell
  102. “There is a lot of pressure put on me, but I don’t put a lot of pressure on myself. I feel if I play my game, it will take care of itself.” Lebron James
  103. “Admit to and make yourself accountable for mistakes. How can you improve if you’re never wrong?” Pat Summitt
  104. “The greatness of Michael Jordan is his competitive drive. The weakness of Michael Jordan is his competitive drive.” Phil Jackson
  105. “I can’t stand a ballplayer who plays in fear. Any fellow who has a good shot has got to take it and keep taking it. So he misses – so what?” Red Auerbach
  106. “I know that I’m never as good or bad as any single performance. I’ve never believed my critics or my worshippers, and I’ve always been able to leave the game at the arena.” Charles Barkley
  107. “Never give up. Failure and rejection are just the first steps to succeeding.” Jim Valvano
  108. “If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you’re going to have something special.” Jim Valvano
  109. “I hate to lose more than I like to win.” Larry Bird
  110. “I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win.“ Michael Jordan
  111. “You can’t win unless you learn how to lose.” Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  112. “Don’t be afraid to fail. Be afraid not to try.” Michael Jordan
  113. “You have to be able to accept failure to get better.” LeBron James
  114. “It’s not about proving them wrong. It’s about proving myself right.” Jimmy Butler
  115. “I’m not afraid of anything.” Jayson Tatum
  116. “Despite the fear, finish the job.” Kobe Bryant
  117. “Never let fear hold you back from pursuing your dreams.” Candace Parker
  118. “It’s a collective effort.” Nikola Jokic
  119. “It comes down to preparation.” Damian Lillard
  120. “Be yourself. It’s the most important part of anything that you do.” Russell Westbrook
  121. “I don’t play to sweat, I play to win.” Kevin Garnett
  122. “The most important thing is team morale.” Dean Smith
  123. “With the absence of pressure, it’s hard to do great things.” Geno Auriemma
  124. “If you have a dream, chase it no matter what it takes.” James Harden
  125. “Everything is habit forming, so make sure what you do is what you want to be doing.” Wilt Chamberlain
  126. “I wouldn’t limit myself to nothing. I feel like I am limitless.” Devin Booker
  127. “I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball.” LeBron James
  128. “I never let anybody else put limits on my game.”Ja Morant
  129. “Make it happen.” Michael Jordan
  130. “Most of basketball is in the mind. But it helps to have big hands.” Scottie Pippen
  131. “I got the ‘sky’s the limit’ tattoo, so it’s for sure that.” Lamelo Ball
  132. “Winning is motivation.” Kawhi Leonard
  133. “I don’t care if I miss 100 shots in a row. I’m never gonna stop shooting the ball.” Klay Thompson
  134. “When I set a goal, I work hard to achieve it.” Lisa Leslie
  135. “The measure of who we are is how we react to something that doesn’t go our way.” Gregg Popovich
  136. “If you’re going to have to beg them to play, it’s not going to work.” Chuck Daly
  137. “I am because we are.” Doc Rivers
  138. “The best teams play for each other, not with each other.” – Jeff Van Gundy
  139. “The game has its ups and downs, but you can never lose focus of your individual goals, and you can’t let yourself be beaten because of lack of effort.” Michael Jordan
  140. “The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do.” – Kobe Bryant
  141. “You can’t be afraid to fail. It’s the only way you succeed—you’re not gonna succeed all the time, and I know that.” LeBron James
  142. “The strength of the team is each individual member. The strength of each member is the team.” Phil Jackson
  143. “There can only be one winner, and the rest are losers, but winners know they are winners before the results are in.” Pat Riley
  144. “Concentration and mental toughness are the margins of victory.” Bill Russell
  145. “My belief is stronger than your doubt.” Dwyane Wade
  146. “They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they’d make up their minds.” Wilt Chamberlain
  147. “Your biggest opponent isn’t the other guy. It’s human nature.” Derek Fisher
  148. “You win by effort, by commitment, by ambition, by quality, by expressing yourself individually but in the team context.” Doc Rivers
  149. “Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate, anything. But it’s not what you ask of me; it’s what I ask of myself.” LeBron James
  150. “A team will always appreciate a great individual if he’s willing to sacrifice for the group.” Kareem Abdul Jabbar
  151. “No one plays this or any game perfectly. It’s the guy who recovers from his mistakes who wins.” Phil Jackson
  152. “No one is bigger than the team. If you can’t do things our way, you’re not getting time here, and we don’t care who you are.” Gregg Popovich
  153. “Coaches shouldn’t have to push you to work hard. You should push yourself because you want to be a great player.” Bob Knight
  154. “Good teams become great ones when the members trust each other enough to surrender the Me for the We.” Phil Jackson
  155. “Your best player has to set a tone of intolerance for anything that gets in the way of winning.” Jeff Van Gundy

Basketball Jokes for Veterans Day

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Google Search “Basketball Jokes for Veterans Day”

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Veterans Day.
  2. November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
  3. What do you call a really high ranking snack at the Army – Navy Basketball game?… A popcorn colonel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  4. How is a bag of popcorn at a basketball game like an army?… It has lots of kernels. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  5. Why was the Army basketball team get arrested?… They shot the basketball.
  6. Why was the Navy basketball team get arrested?… They shot the basketball.
  7. Why was the Marine basketball team get arrested?… They shot the basketball.
  8. Why was the Air Force basketball team get arrested?… They shot the basketball.
  9. Why was the Coast Guard basketball team get arrested?… They shot the basketball.
  10. Why did the Army basketball have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. 
  11. Why did the Navy basketball have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. 
  12. Why did the Marine basketball have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. 
  13. Why did the Air Force basketball have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. 
  14. Why did the Coast Guard basketball have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. 

Coaching Youth Basketball: Create Individual Award Certificates

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If you are coaching a kids’ sports team, you might be thinking about how to make the season successful and that be defined in many ways both through statistics and through emotional connection. I wanted to offer Free Awards Certificates as an easy way to end the season on a high note because I think there is one great way to define a successful season and that is to have every child on the team wanting to return!

Wise Owl Factory created free editable award certificates that can be used to award every member of a sports team.

free award certificates for sports teams

Here’s how to customize the award certificates with your player’s name, your team name, and the date.

Here is the PDF of different awards to give out to every member of your team: EDITABLE-for-girls-sports-teams-PDF-free.

These 35 award certificates are for:

    • Most Positive Player
    • Best Free Kick
    • Best Assist
    • Best Goal
    • Best Penalty Kick
    • Best Throw In
    • Best Save
    • Best Passer
    • Best Attitude
    • Hardest Working
    • Most Dedicated
    • Best Award for Defending
    • Best Cheerleader
    • Most Responsible
    • Most Inclusive
    • Most Motivating
    • Fashionista
    • Never Gives Up
    • Coolest Cleats
    • Fastest Runner and Highest Jumper
    • Most Passionate
    • Most Improved
    • Most Knowledgeable About the Sport
    • Last One Off the Field
    • Always Willing to Help Out
    • Most Supportive
    • Most Focused
    • Performance Under Pressure
    • Risk Taker
    • Not Afraid to Try
    • Fun Award
    • Clutch Award
    • Award for _____________

Mia Wenjen Pragmatic Mom

Mia Wenjen is the co-author of How to Coach Girls and The Elusive Full Ride Scholarship: An Insider’s Guide. She blogs on parenting, education, and children’s books at PragmaticMom.com and is the co-creator and President of Multicultural Children’s Book Day, a nonprofit that gives away free diverse children’s books. With 70% of all kids quitting organized sports by age 13 AND girls quitting at 6x the rate of boys, she considers it a win that both her college-aged daughters participate in organized sports.

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1st Grade Basketball: Weekly Shooting Progress Chart

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The goal of teaching 1st grade basketball is to help players improve. A weekly progress chart is a great way for a coach to evaluate the team’s progress. Often at this age, a team will only meet once a week so to have the same routine is easy for the coach and probably best for the players in this age group.

Each week the teams will compete in “AROUND THE WORLD.” Each team will start at one basket and complete one of the drills. The teams will shoot for 1:30. Coaches should record the scores and hopefully see some very good improvement.

There can be competition between the teams to see the high score, but we discourage this at this age level. Tell the team that you want to break the record of last week. Create a team from Ohio that beat your total by TWO! Try to beat THAT team, not the players shooting at the other basketball. With all the hard work throughout the season, we beat the fake Ohio team by the end of the season.

The ultimate goal should be for all the teams to improve the number of made baskets. After completing the drills, have the teams sprint to the next baskets. (This is more fun than shooting for some of the players.)

Shooting Progress Chart

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Left Block 
Right Block 
Right baseline
Center
Left baseline 
TOTAL

How It Works
  1. Divide the team into even groups with at least one adult at a basket.
  2. Set up two cones at each basket. Place the cones wide enough for the players to shoot comfortably. All players should shoot from directly between the cones.
  3. The coach will rebound and pass it to the next player in line.
  4. The coach at each basket will count the made shots.

  5 spots 90 seconds  7:50 plus time for scores Shot

  1. Right block bank shot: This is the million dollar shot for this grade. The goal is the ALL the players to make the majority of the shots from this spot.
  2. Right wing shot:
  3. Straight on shot:
  4. Left wing shot:
  5. Left Block shot: This is the million dollar shot for this grade. The goal is the ALL the players to make the majority of the shots from this spot.

Additional Spots: I found these spots to be too much. The players seemed to lose focus with 7 spots.

  1. Right baseline shot
  2. Left corner shot optional

When the around the world shooting is complete, it is a great time to move to

Basketball Jokes for Halloween

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Basketball Jokes for Halloween

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Halloween.
  2. I am a big Star Wars fan and LA Laker fan… I dressed up as Kobe Wan Kenobi for Halloween. (Star Wars Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  3. Why are ghost great at playing basketball defense?… They are great at getting through screens.
  4. What would you get if you crossed a basketball and the Invisible Man?… Skills like no one has ever seen. 
  5. Playing basketball with vampires is tough… No Blood! No Foul!
  6. Why did the Harlem Globetrotters have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. 
  7. Why was Dracula get a technical foul?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  8. Did you hear about the Ghost basketball team?… They can’t shoot or defend, but the have a lot of spirit.
  9. What do you get when you cross a basketball player with a monster?… a double header! 
  10. Why was Dracula on the 15-day disabled list?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  11. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe play basketball on Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  12. Why was Dracula ejected from the basketball game?… He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  13. Why was the mummy sent into the basketball game as the 6th man?… Because the coach knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. 
  14. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball player for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  15. Orange you pumped for Halloween Basketball Jokes? (Crayon Jokes)
  16. What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan (Pumpkin Jokes)
  17. What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern.
  18. Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  19. Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
  20. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
  21. What is the #1 Halloween costume for a Star Wars fan who loves basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi.
  22. Did you hear about the Ghost basketball team?… They can’t shoot, but the have a lot of spirit. (Top Basketball Jokes)
  23. What kind of mail does a top vampire basketball player receive?… Fang mail!
  24. How do point gourds to get so strong?… By pumpkin iron.
  25. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  26. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball coach for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  27. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball fan for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)

Top 7 Reasons to Join a State Basketball Coaches Association  

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Top 7 Reasons to Join a State Coaches Association  

The following are a few of the many reasons why coaches both young and experienced should join their state’s coaches association.  

#1 – Networking: One of the best ways of connecting with other coaches. Provides a great  opportunity to meet other coaches that are passion about the sport.  

#2 – Mentorship: Provides opportunities for young coaches to work with and study veteran  coaches. It also gives veteran coaches opportunities to mentor younger coaches.  

#3 – Awards & Recognition Programs: Coaches association typically provide awards for  coaches (Coach-of-Year, Longevity Awards, Career Success, etc.) and players (Player-of-Year,  Academic Awards, Scholarship, etc.).  

#4 – Professional Development: Most coaches association provide their members opportunities to attend clinic, webinars, virtual clinic, etc. at discounted prices. These opportunities are priceless and give more opportunities to development a network of coaching col leagues.

#5 – Information on Sport Related Issues & Trends: Most coaches association have direct  communication with the governing bodies of their sport. (Ex: state associations, NFHSNCAA, NABC, WBCA, etc.) Many times associations provide the most updated and accurate  information coming from these organizations.  

#6 – Leadership Opportunities: Most coaching association provide opportunities for coaches  to get involved in leadership position. These positions can be anything for officers positions  (president, treasurer, secretary, executive board, etc.) to directors of association events (ex:  all-star game director, showcase director, banquet director, etc.)  

#7 – Resume Builder: Being a member of a professional organization is a great way to send  a message to future employers that you are serious about your profession.  

Tom Barrick (@Coach_Barrick) is a 33 year head coach from Ohio. He is the past president and the first executive director of  the Ohio High School Basketball Coaches Association (OHSBCA) as well as past president of the National  High School Basketball Coaches Association (NHSBCA). He was inducted into the OHSBCA Hall of Fame  in 2015 & the NHSBCA Court of Honor in 2018. 

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High School Basketball: Create a Countdown Calendar

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So you want to be a high school basketball player? We have a few questions for you.:

  1. How serious are you?
  2. How good do you want to be?
  3. What are you willing to sacrifice and do to reach your goals?
  4. What are you working for?

If you want to be a good high school basketball, the most important date on your 365 day calendar is the 1st day of tryouts. This is the day you should focus your entire year on, except when playing another high school sports, which we highly encourage. (Eight Great Benefits of Playing a Fall Sport)

When you finish your high school season, after taking a few days or weeks off, you should know when the 1st day upcoming season is. Reflect on the highs and lows of the past season, then develop a plan with an individual workout that will help you be as ready as you can be for day #1.

Fall Preseason: Each state will have a different calendar. Adjust the timetable to fit your state. In this case, we are using the 1st Monday after Thanksgiving as the starting date, November 28th, 2022.

How to Create A Countdown Calendar
  1. Print up a calendar for 1 – 3 months. The basketball off-season is very long. It can be up to 9 months, 36 weeks, and possibly 270 days. This can be OVERWHELMING! We feel that short-term goals are the most effective to pursue and that the year should be broken down into shorter segments. 3 months is the absolute longest period we recommend. Some can be as short as one week.
  2. Circle “THE DATE.” This is the date that YOU have determined to be most important to YOU. Keep it a priority.
  3. Number the Days. The date you circled is day zero. The day before is day 1, number the days all the way back to today. That is the number of days you have left until your special day.
  4. Tape it to a refrigerator, door, or ceiling. It is CRITICAL that you have a visual of the calendar. Rope up and include family members, teammates, and friends in your countdown. Everyone can get excited and support you as you edge closer to the day.
  5. Look at and interact with the calendar each day. Now that the calendar is up. Make it a part of your day. Cross off the days you have completed and see how many days are left. Before you know it, you will be there. BLINK and you will be there. Make your countdown calendar a BIG part of your day.
  6. Win the Day. You are a basketball player. You are a competitor. You will be competing against coaches, players, and teams who will not back down. Know there are players who are working TODAY! You cannot control that, but you can control if you are working. Make the days count!
  7. Win the Week. If you are like most high school basketball players, you will not workout every day. Try to win the week. Try to get 4 work days and 3 off days. If you do this you will be all-league. But on your work days you have to REALLY WORK! We challenge you to win the week EVERY week!
  8. Enjoy the Process. If you commit to the countdown calendar, basketball will be a big part of your live. EMBRACE IT! If it is not fun, don’t do it. You need be passionate and know that your hard work will pay off on the 1st day of the season and all the days that follow.
  9. No regrets. “The hay is in the barn.” Let your head hit the pillow on the night before your goal, and have confidence you do all that you possibly could do to be prepared. Sure you have missed workouts Sure your did not get enough sleep every night or eat completely healthy every day, but you did pay the price most of the time. And if you did not… tomorrow is the 1st day of the rest of you season (and life). Get up with a great attitude and do the best you can.
  10. Have a GREAT day. You earned the moment. Have confidence in yourself and give your best effort.

Good Luck!