NBA Basketball Jokes

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  1. What reggae song do basketball players like?… Welcome to Jamrock. (365 Music Jokes)
  2. What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
  3. Marcus Smart is a polarizing NBA player. Fans think he is a clutch player with defensive intensity that is out of this world. Critics think he is nothing but a flop.
  4. What basketball player does the Royal Family love?… Isaiah Thomas, the King of the 4th. (King Jokes)
  5. Mole Day Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks.
  6. What do you call an NBA basketball player that misses dunks?… Alley Whoops.
  7. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
  8. 2023 NBA Draft: The Thompson Twins Amen Houston Rockets #4 pick & Ausar #5 Detroit Pistons pick have a sharp shooting dad. They often entered international 3 on 3 basketball tournaments and stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop.
  9. I have been watching basketball lately, and I gotta say I can hardly tolerate Kevin Durant… He stinks compared to his brother, Deo.
  10. What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
  11. Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: NBA Basketball Coach. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what my players did all year.”
  12. Why did the NBA basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
  13. What reggae song do NBA basketball players like?… Welcome to Jamrock. (365 Music Jokes)
  14. What is Santa’s favorite basketball team?… The New York Old St. Nicks. (NBA Jokes)
  15. What NBA player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom. (4th of July Jokes)
  16. What do an angry bunny and the NBA Slam Dunk basketball champion have in common?… Mad hops.
  17. What is a great warm-up song for a NBA basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC.
  18. Who would be a great NBA center if he gave up his musical career?… POST Malone! (365 Music Jokes)
  19. What do you call a shrimp that is good at basketball?… Leprawn James.
  20. Which fast-food chain would be a good NBA basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
  21. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
  22. What kind of stories are told by NBA basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  23. What New Year’s resolution should an NBA basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
  24. Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes & NBA Basketball Jokes)
  25. What is a Steph Curry’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
  26. Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
  27. Why do NBA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  28. Why did the NBA basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  29. They’re an NBA basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  30. What do NBA basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (365 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this NBA basketball season? (Knock Knock Basketball Jokes)
  32. Why is basketball the grossest professional sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
  33. Why can’t NBA basketball players go home for Thanksgiving break?… They aren’t allowed to travel. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  34. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance)
  35. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
  36. What is an NBA basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  37. What is an NBA basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
  38. What is an NBA basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”