NBA Basketball Jokes

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  1. What is Santa’s favorite basketball team?… The New York Old St. Nicks. (NBA Jokes)
  2. What NBA player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom. (4th of July Jokes)
  3. What do an angry bunny and the NBA Slam Dunk basketball champion have in common?… Mad hops.
  4. What is a great warm-up song for a NBA basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC.
  5. Which fast-food chain would be a good NBA basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
  6. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
  7. What kind of stories are told by NBA basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  8. What New Year’s resolution should an NBA basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
  9. Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes & NBA Basketball Jokes)
  10. What is a Steph Curry’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
  11. Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
  12. Why do NBA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  13. Why did the NBA basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  14. They’re an NBA basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  15. What do NBA basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (365 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this NBA basketball season? (Knock Knock Basketball Jokes)
  17. Why is basketball the grossest professional sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
  18. Why can’t NBA basketball players go home for Thanksgiving break?… They aren’t allowed to travel. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  19. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance)
  20. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
  21. What is an NBA basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  22. What is an NBA basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
  23. What is an NBA basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”