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Division 1 Men’s Basketball Programs

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Post date November 13, 2021
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Top 10 Division I Men’s Basketball Twitter Accounts

Abilene Christian University @ACU_MBB (7.8K followers) Moody Coliseum | Abilene, TX
Alabama A&M University @Bulldogs_Hoops (5.1K) Huntsville, AL
Alabama State University @BamaStateMBB (4.7K) Montgomery, Ala.
Alcorn State University @Alcorn_St_MBB (2.5K) Lorman, MS
American University @AU_MBasketball (4.7K) Washington, D.C.
Appalachian State University @AppStateMBB (10K) Boone, N.C.
Arizona State University @SunDevilHoops (34.2K followers) Tempe, Arizona
Arkansas State University @AStateMB (4.8K) Jonesboro, AR
Auburn University @AuburnMBB (88K followers) Auburn, Ala.
Austin Peay State University @GovsMBB (8.3K followers) Clarksville, TN
Ball State University @BallStateMBB (10K followers) Muncie, Indiana
Baylor University @BaylorMBB (62.5K followers) Waco, TX @Baylor
Belmont University @BelmontMBB (13.5K followers) Nashville, TN
Bethune-Cookman University @BCUhoops (4.3K followers) Daytona Beach, Florida
Boise State University @BroncoSportsMBB (12.7K followers) Boise, Idaho
Boston College @BCMBB (12.7K followers) Boston College
Boston University @TerrierMBB (4K) Boston, MA
Bowling Green State University @BGSUMHoops (7.2K followers) Stroh Center
Bradley University @bradleyumbb (6.8K followers) Peoria, Ill.
Brigham Young University @BYUMBB (37K followers) The Marriott Center
Brown University @BrownBasketball (5.7K followers) Providence, RI
Bryant University @BryantHoops (5.7K followers) Smithfield, RI
Bucknell University @Bucknell_MBB (6.3K followers) Lewisburg, PA
Butler University @ButlerMBB (70K followers) Hinkle Fieldhouse
California Baptist University @CBUmbb (5.8K followers) Riverside, CA
California Polytechnic State University – San Luis Obispo @calpolymbb (4.8K followers) San Luis Obispo, California
California State University – Bakersfield @CSUB_MBB (4.1K followers) Bakersfield, California
California State University – Fresno @FresnoStateMBB (10.8K followers) Fresno, CA
California State University – Fullertonsity – Long Beach @LBSUhoops (5.6.K followers) Long Beach, Calif.
California State University – Northridge @CSUNMBB (2.5K followers) Northridge, CA
California State University – Sacramento @SacHornetsMBB (5K followers) Sacramento, Calif.
Campbell University @GoCamelsMBB (7.9K followers) Buies Creek, NC
Canisius College @Griffs_MBB (5.6K followers)
Central Connecticut State University @CCSUBlueDevils (10.1K followers) New Britain, CT
Central Michigan University @CMUMensBBall (11.3K followers) Mount Pleasant, MI
Charleston Southern University @CSU_Mbball (4.2K followers) Charleston, SC
Chicago State University @ChicagoStateMBB (3.5K followers) Chicago
Citadel Military College of South Carolina @CitadelHoops (7.9K followers) Charleston, S.C
Clemson University @ClemsonMBB (54.2K followers) Clemson, SC
Cleveland State University @csu_basketball (.9K followers)
Coastal Carolina University @CoastalMBB (6.4K followers) Conway, S.C.
Colgate University @ColgateMBB (6.4K followers) Hamilton, NY
College of Charleston @CofCBasketball (11.3K followers) Charleston, SC
College of the Holy Cross @HCrossMBB (7.2K followers) Worcester, Mass.
College of William & Mary @WMTribeMBB (4.9K followers) Williamsburg, VA
Colorado State University @CSUMBasketball (15.3K followers) Fort Collins, CO
Columbia University @CULionsMBB (6.1K followers) The Greatest City in the World
Coppin State University @CoppinMBB (3.1K followers) Baltimore, MD
Cornell University @CUBigRedHoops (3.7K followers) Ithaca, NY
Creighton University @BluejayMBB (7.6K followers) CHI Health Center Omaha
Dartmouth College @DartmouthMBB (2.4K followers) Hanover, NH
Davidson College @DavidsonMBB (13K followers) Davidson NC
Delaware State University @DSUHornets (12.8K followers)
DePaul University @DePaulHoops (9.7K followers) Chicago, IL
Drake University @DrakeBulldogsMB (7.6K followers)
Drexel University @DrexelMBB (11.1K followers) Des Moines, Iowa
Duke University Men’s Basketball @DukeMBB (2.1M followers) Cameron Indoor Women’s Basketball @DukeWBB @DukeU
Duquesne University @DuqMBB (9.4K followers) Pittsburgh, PA
East Carolina University @ecubasketball (10K followers) Greenville, N.C.
East Tennessee State University @ETSU_MBB (10.1K followers) Johnson City, Tennessee
Eastern Illinois University @eiubasketball (4.2K followers) Lantz Arena
Eastern Kentucky University @EKUHoops (11K followers) Richmond, Ky.
Eastern Michigan University @EMU_MBB (1.4K followers) Ypsilanti, MI
Eastern Washington University @EWUMBB (6K followers) Cheney, WA
Elon University @ElonMBasketball (6.6K followers) Elon, N.C.
Fairfield University @FairfieldMBB (5K followers) Fairfield, CT
Fairleigh Dickinson University @FDUKnightsMBB (2.6K followers) Hackensack, N.J.
Florida A&M University @FAMU_MBB (4K followers) Tallahassee,Florida
Florida Atlantic University @FAUMBB (6K followers) Boca Raton, FL
Florida Gulf Coast University @FGCU_MBB (15K followers) Fort Myers, Fla. – Alico Arena
Florida International University @FIUHoops (5.2K followers) MIAMI
Florida State University @FSUHoops (81.7K followers)Tallahassee, FL
Fordham University @FordhamMBB (5.7K followers) Bronx, NY
Furman University @FurmanHoops (9K followers)
Gardner-Webb University @GWU_MBK (6.9K followers) Boiling Springs, N.C.
George Mason University
George Washington University
Georgetown University @GeorgetownHoops
Georgia Southern University
Georgia State University
Georgia Tech
Gonzaga University Men’s Basketball @ZagMBB Women’s Basketball College @ZagWBB @GonzagaU
Grambling State University
Grand Canyon University
Hampton University
Harvard University
High Point University
Hofstra University
Houston Baptist University
Howard University
Idaho State University
Illinois State University
Indiana State University
Indiana University @IndianaMBB (1M followers)
Indiana University-Purdue University – Indianapolis (IUPUI)
Iona College @IonaGaelsMBB
Iowa State University @CycloneMBB
Jackson State University
Jacksonville State University
Jacksonville University
James Madison University
Kansas State University
Kennesaw State University
Kent State University
La Salle University
Lafayette College
Lamar University
Lehigh University
Liberty University
Lipscomb University
Long Island University
Longwood University
Louisiana State University (LSU) @LSUBasketball
Louisiana Tech University
Loyola Marymount University
Loyola University Chicago
Loyola University Maryland
Manhattan College
Marist College
Marquette University Marquette Men’s Basketball @MarquetteMBB
Marshall University
McNeese State University
Mercer University
Merrimack College
Miami University
Michigan State University @MSU_Basketball
Middle Tennessee State University
Mississippi State University
Mississippi Valley State University
Missouri State University
Monmouth University
Montana State University
Morehead State University
Morgan State University
Mount St. Mary’s University @MountHoops
Murray State University
New Jersey Institute of Technology
New Mexico State University @NMStateMBB
Niagara University
Nicholls State University
Norfolk State University
North Carolina A&T State University
North Carolina Central University
North Carolina State University @PackMensBball (108K followers) Raleigh, N.C.
North Dakota State University
Northeastern University
Northern Arizona University
Northern Illinois University
Northern Kentucky University
Northwestern State University of Louisiana
Northwestern University
Oakland University
Ohio State University @OhioStateHoops
Ohio University
Oklahoma State University
Old Dominion University
Oral Roberts University @ORUMBB @OralRobertsU
Oregon State University
Penn State
Pepperdine University
Portland State University
Prairie View A & M University
Presbyterian College
Princeton University
Providence College @PCFriarsmbb
Purdue University @BoilerBall
Purdue University – Fort Wayne
Quinnipiac University
Radford University
Rice University
Rider University
Robert Morris University – Pennsylvania
Rutgers University
Sacred Heart University
Saint Francis University
Saint Joseph’s University
Saint Louis University @SaintLouisMBB
Saint Mary’s College of California
Saint Peter’s University @PeacocksMBB (3.8K followers)
Sam Houston State University
Samford University
San Diego State University
San Jose State University
Santa Clara University
Savannah State University
Seattle University
Seton Hall University
Siena College
South Carolina State University
South Dakota State University
Southeast Missouri State University
Southeastern Louisiana University
Southern Illinois University Carbondale
Southern Illinois University Edwardsville
Southern Methodist University – SMU
Southern University & A&M College
Southern Utah University
St. Bonaventure University @BonniesMBB
St. Francis College
St. John’s University – New York
Stanford University
Stephen F Austin State University
Stetson University
SUNY Binghamton University
SUNY Stony Brook University
SUNY University at Albany
SUNY University at Buffalo
Syracuse University @Cuse_MBB @SyracuseU
Temple University
Tennessee State University
Tennessee Technological University
Texas A&M University
Texas A&M University – Corpus Christi
Texas Christian University
Texas Southern University @TSUMensHoops
Texas State University
Texas Tech University Men’s Basketball @TexasTechMBB Women’s Basketball @LadyRaiderWBB @TexasTech
Towson University
Troy University
Tulane University
United States Air Force Academy
United States Military Academy
United States Naval Academy
University of Akron
University of Alabama @AlabamaMBB
University of Alabama – Birmingham
University of Arizona Men’s Basketball @ArizonaMBB
University of Arkansas Men’s Basketball @RazorbackMBB Women’s Basketball @RazorbackWBB @UArkansas
University of Arkansas at Little Rock
University of Arkansas at Pine Bluff
University of California
University of California – Davis
University of California – Irvine
University of California – Los Angeles – UCLA @UCLAMBB @UCLA
University of California – Riverside
University of California – Santa Barbara @UCSBbasketball
University of Central Arkansas
University of Central Florida
University of Cincinnati
University of Colorado – Boulder @CUBuffsMBB
University of Connecticut @UConnMBB
University of Dayton
University of Delaware
University of Denver
University of Detroit Mercy
University of Evansville
University of Florida @GatorsMBK
University of Georgia
University of Hartford @HartfordMBB
University of Hawaii at Manoa
University of Houston @UHCougarMBK @UHouston
University of Idaho
University of Illinois
University of Illinois at Chicago
University of Iowa @IowaHoops
University of Kansas @KUHoops
University of Kentucky
University of Louisiana – Lafayette
University of Louisiana – Monroe
University of Louisville
University of Maine
University of Maryland @TerrapinHoops
University of Maryland – Baltimore County
University of Maryland Eastern Shore
University of Massachusetts – Amherst
University of Massachusetts – Lowell
University of Memphis Men’s Basketball @Memphis_MBB Women’s Basketball @MemphisWBB @uofmemphis
University of Miami @CanesHoops
University of Michigan @umichbball
University of Minnesota
University of Mississippi
University of Missouri
University of Missouri – Kansas City
University of Montana
University of Nebraska
University of Nebraska at Omaha
University of Nevada – Las Vegas
University of Nevada – Reno
University of New Hampshire
University of New Mexico
University of New Orleans
University of North Alabama
University of North Carolina – Greensboro @UNCGBasketball
University of North Carolina – Wilmington
University of North Carolina Asheville
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill Men’s Basketball @UNC_Basketball
University of North Carolina at Charlotte
University of North Dakota
University of North Florida
University of North Texas @MeanGreenMBB
University of Northern Colorado
University of Northern Iowa
University of Notre Dame Men’s Basketball @NDmbb (530K followers) Women’s Basketball @ndwbb @NotreDame
University of Oklahoma @OU_MBBall
University of Oregon @OregonMBB @uoregon
University of Pennsylvania – Penn
University of Pittsburgh
University of Portland
University of Rhode Island
University of Richmond
University of San Diego
University of San Francisco
University of South Alabama
University of South Carolina
University of South Carolina – Upstate
University of South Dakota
University of South Florida
University of Southern California
University of Southern Mississippi
University of Tennessee
University of Tennessee – Chattanooga
University of Tennessee – Martin
University of Texas – Arlington
University of Texas – Austin @TexasMBB
University of Texas – El Paso
University of Texas – Rio Grande Valley
University of Texas – San Antonio
University of the Incarnate Word
University of the Pacific
University of Toledo
University of Tulsa
University of Utah
University of Vermont
University of Virginia @UVAMensHoops
University of Washington
University of Wisconsin @BadgerMBB
University of Wisconsin – Green Bay
University of Wisconsin – Milwaukee
University of Wyoming
Utah State University @USUBasketball
Utah Valley University
Valparaiso University
Vanderbilt University
Villanova University @NovaMBB @VillanovaU
Virginia Commonwealth University
Virginia Military Institute – VMI
Virginia Tech @HokiesMBB
Wagner College
Wake Forest University
Washington State University
Weber State University
West Virginia University
Western Carolina University
Western Illinois University
Western Kentucky University
Western Michigan University
Wichita State University
Winthrop University @Winthrop_MBB
Wofford College
Wright State University @WSU_MBB (5.8K followers)
Xavier University
Yale University
Youngstown State University
Abilene Christian University @ACU_MBB (7.8K followers)
Alabama A&M University @Bulldogs_Hoops (5K)
Alabama State University @BamaStateMBB
Alcorn State University @Alcorn_St_MBB
American University @AU_MBasketball
Appalachian State University @AppStateMBB
Arizona State University @SunDevilHoops
Arkansas State University
Auburn University@AuburnMBB
Austin Peay State University
Ball State University
Baylor University@BaylorMBB @Baylor
Belmont University
Bethune-Cookman University
Boise State University
Boston College
Boston University
Bowling Green State University
Bradley University
Brigham Young University @BYUbasketball
Brown University
Bryant University
Bucknell University
Butler University
California Baptist University
California Polytechnic State University – San Luis Obispo
California State University – Bakersfield
California State University – Fresno
California State University – Fullerton
sity – Long Beach
California State University – Northridge
California State University – Sacramento
Campbell University
Canisius College
Central Connecticut State University Central Michigan University Charleston Southern University Chicago State University Citadel Military College of South Carolina Clemson University @ClemsonMBB Cleveland State University Coastal Carolina University Colgate University @ColgateMBB College of Charleston College of the Holy Cross College of William & Mary Colorado State University Columbia University Coppin State University Cornell University Creighton University Dartmouth College Davidson College Delaware State University DePaul University Drake University @DrakeBulldogsMB Drexel University @DrexelMBB Duke University Duquesne University East Carolina University East Tennessee State University Eastern Illinois University Eastern Kentucky University Eastern Michigan University Eastern Washington University Elon University Fairfield University Fairleigh Dickinson University Florida A&M University Florida Atlantic University @FAUMBB Florida Gulf Coast University @FGCU_MBB Florida International University Florida State University @FSUHoops Fordham University Furman University Gardner-Webb University George Mason University George Washington University Georgetown University @GeorgetownHoops Georgia Southern University Georgia State University Georgia Tech Gonzaga University @ZagMBB @GonzagaU Grambling State University Grand Canyon University Hampton University Harvard University High Point University Hofstra University Houston Baptist University Howard University Idaho State University Illinois State University Indiana State University Indiana University Indiana University-Purdue University – Indianapolis (IUPUI)Iona College @IonaGaelsMBB Iowa State University Jackson State University Jacksonville State University Jacksonville University James Madison University Kansas State University Kennesaw State University Kent State University La Salle University Lafayette College Lamar University Lehigh University Liberty University Lipscomb University Long Island University Longwood University Louisiana State University (LSU)@LSUBasketball Louisiana Tech University Loyola Marymount University Loyola University Chicago Loyola University Maryland Manhattan College Marist College Marquette University Marshall University McNeese State University Mercer University Merrimack College Miami University Michigan State University @MSU_Basketball Middle Tennessee State University Mississippi State University Mississippi Valley State University Missouri State University Monmouth University Montana State University Morehead State University Morgan State University Mount St. Mary’s University @MountHoops Murray State University New Jersey Institute of Technology New Mexico State University Niagara University Nicholls State University Norfolk State University North Carolina A&T State University North Carolina Central University North Carolina State University North Dakota State University Northeastern University Northern Arizona University Northern Illinois University Northern Kentucky University Northwestern State University of Louisiana Northwestern University Oakland University Ohio State University @OhioStateHoops Ohio University Oklahoma State University Old Dominion University Oral Roberts University@ORUMBB@OralRobertsUOregon State University Penn State Pepperdine University Portland State University Prairie View A & M University Presbyterian College Princeton University Providence College Purdue University @BoilerBall Purdue University – Fort Wayne Quinnipiac University Radford University Rice University Rider University Robert Morris University – Pennsylvania Rutgers University Sacred Heart University Saint Francis University Saint Joseph’s University Saint Louis University @SaintLouisMBB Saint Mary’s College of California Saint Peter’s University Sam Houston State University Samford University San Diego State University San Jose State University Santa Clara University Savannah State University Seattle University Seton Hall University Siena College South Carolina State University South Dakota State University Southeast Missouri State University Southeastern Louisiana University Southern Illinois University Carbondale Southern Illinois University Edwardsville Southern Methodist University – SMU Southern University & A&M College Southern Utah University St. Bonaventure University @BonniesMBB St. Francis College St. John’s University – New York Stanford University Stephen F Austin State University Stetson University SUNY Binghamton University SUNY Stony Brook University SUNY University at Albany SUNY University at BuffaloSyracuse University@Cuse_MBB @SyracuseU Temple University Tennessee State University Tennessee Technological University Texas A&M University Texas A&M University – Corpus Christi Texas Christian University Texas Southern University @TSUMensHoops Texas State University Texas Tech University @TexasTechMBB Towson University Troy University Tulane University United States Air Force Academy United States Military Academy United States Naval Academy University of Akron University of Alabama @AlabamaMBB University of Alabama – Birmingham University of Arizona University of Arkansas@RazorbackMBB @UArkansas University of Arkansas at Little Rock University of Arkansas at Pine Bluff University of California University of California – Davis University of California – Irvine University of California – Los Angeles – UCLA@UCLAMBB @UCLA University of California – Riverside University of California – Santa Barbara @UCSBbasketball University of Central Arkansas University of Central Florida University of Cincinnati University of Colorado – Boulder @CUBuffsMBB University of Connecticut @UConnMBB University of Dayton University of Delaware University of Denver University of Detroit Mercy University of Evansville University of Florida @GatorsMBK University of Georgia University of Hartford @HartfordMBB University of Hawaii at Manoa University of Houston@UHCougarMBK @UHouston University of Idaho University of Illinois University of Illinois at Chicago University of Iowa @IowaHoops University of Kansas University of Kentucky University of Louisiana – Lafayette University of Louisiana – Monroe University of Louisville University of Maine University of Maryland @TerrapinHoops University of Maryland – Baltimore County University of Maryland Eastern Shore University of Massachusetts – Amherst University of Massachusetts – Lowell University of Memphis University of Miami University of Michigan @umichbball University of Minnesota University of Mississippi University of Missouri University of Missouri – Kansas City University of Montana University of Nebraska University of Nebraska at Omaha University of Nevada – Las Vegas University of Nevada – Reno University of New Hampshire University of New Mexico University of New Orleans University of North Alabama University of North Carolina – Greensboro @UNCGBasketball University of North Carolina – Wilmington University of North Carolina Asheville University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill @UNC_Basketball University of North Carolina at Charlotte University of North Dakota University of North Florida University of North Texas @MeanGreenMBB University of Northern Colorado University of Northern Iowa University of Notre Dame University of Oklahoma @OU_MBBall University of Oregon@OregonMBB @uoregon University of Pennsylvania – Penn University of Pittsburgh University of Portland University of Rhode Island University of Richmond University of San Diego University of San Francisco University of South Alabama University of South Carolina University of South Carolina – Upstate University of South Dakota University of South Florida University of Southern California University of Southern Mississippi University of Tennessee University of Tennessee – Chattanooga University of Tennessee – Martin University of Texas – Arlington University of Texas – Austin @TexasMBB University of Texas – El Paso University of Texas – Rio Grande Valley University of Texas – San Antonio University of the Incarnate Word University of the Pacific University of Toledo University of Tulsa University of Utah University of Vermont University of Virginia @UVAMensHoops University of Washington University of Wisconsin @BadgerMBB University of Wisconsin – Green Bay University of Wisconsin – Milwaukee University of Wyoming Utah State University @USUBasketball Utah Valley University Valparaiso University Vanderbilt UniversityVillanova University @NovaMBB@VillanovaUVirginia Commonwealth University Virginia Military Institute – VMI Virginia Tech @HokiesMBB Wagner College Wake Forest University Washington State University Weber State University West Virginia University Western Carolina University Western Illinois University Western Kentucky University Western Michigan University Wichita State University Winthrop University @Winthrop_MBB Wofford College Wright State University Xavier University Yale University Youngstown State 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365 Funny Basketball Jokes

Post author By youthbasketball123
Post date November 13, 2021
Categories In Coaching Youth Basketball, Youth Basketball
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Basketball Twitter Account of the Day

April Jokes

Final Four Jokes: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Some people describe the historic 2023 Elite Eight as wonderful?… I would describe it as “ONE” derless.
National Walking Day: Who hates National Walking Day?… a college basketball coach.
Final Four Jokes: Why are college basketball coaches so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Golf Jokes)
2024 Final Four Jokes: What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (Prom Jokes)
2024 Final Four Jokes: Was it weird that James Madison Dukes played Duke?
2024 Final Four Jokes: What is Caitlin Clark’s #1 favorite TV show?… MASH, she loves Hawkeye.
2024 Final Four Jokes: How did Alabama get the to the 2024 Final Four in Arizona?… They rolled on in!
2024 Final Four Jokes: How did Yale knock of Kentucky in the 1st round?… It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog.
2024 Final Four Jokes: Did you hear about Hunter Dickson possible NIL deals… it is between Cabela’s and Bass Pro Shops.
What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Creighton Bluejays, Duke Blue Devils.
April 12th National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day: What type of cheese do basketball players use to make a grilled cheese sandwich?… Swiss!!!
How did Kamilla Cardoso, a center from South Carolina feel after being the 3rd pick in the WNBA Draft?… She was SKY high!
Indiana doctors were busy after Caitlin Clark was made the #1 Pick of the 2024 WNBA draft… Big increase in Indiana Fever!
Do you know what is Caitlin Clark’s , the #1 Pick of the 2024 WNBA draft, #1 TV show?… MASH, she loves Hawkeye Pierce.
Who is Smokey the Bear’s least favorite WNBA team?… The Los Angeles Sparks!
How did Kamilla Cardoso, a center from South Carolina feel after being the 3rd pick in the WNBA Draft?… She was SKY high!
April 22nd Earth Day Jokes:
April 24th Right Whale Day: The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court… The game would be canceled. (Whale Jokes)

May Jokes

Why was Darth Vader bad at basketball?… He always choked. (Star Wars Jokes)
May 4th: Who is the best Star Wars character at basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi. (Star Wars Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
May 23rd World Turtle Day: What is a turtles’s favorite basketball drill for defense?… The shell drill.
May 28th: National Hamburger Day: Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Hamburger Jokes)

June Jokes

June 2nd National Donut Day: Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
June 4th National Cheese Day: What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss! (Cheese Jokes)
What do you call a movie about Lebron James in the NBA Finals?… The Loss of the Rings. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
June 18th Father’s Day: What is the best play when you are playing basketball on the same team as your dad?… Pick and Pop.
2023 NBA Draft: The Thompson Twins Amen Houston Rockets #4 pick & Ausar #5 Detroit Pistons pick have a sharp shooting dad. They often entered international 3 on 3 basketball tournaments and stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (365 Music Jokes)
June 27th National Sunglasses Day: Why was the basketball coach wearing sunglasses to school?… He had bright players!

July Jokes

What NBA player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom. (4th of July Jokes)
What is basketball players favorite type of firework?… a flare (screen). (Fireworks Jokes)
July 4th: Who would be a great NBA center if he gave up his musical career?… POST Malone! (365 Music Jokes)
Why is basketball the grossest youth sport?… Because they dribble all over the court. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What legendary college basketball would be a great major league baseball pitcher?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
What violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?… Ghoul tending. (Ghost Jokes)
Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Movie Jokes & Music Jokes)
In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… basketball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
July 16th My tennis career has taught me I can be the best basketball player ever… Nothing but net. (Tennis Jokes)
What is a great warm-up song for a basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (365 Music Jokes)
July 19th National Hot Dog Day: What do you call a basketball player who dribbles between his legs, throws no look and behind the back passes, and celebrates 3-point shots?… a hot dog. (Best NBA 3-point celebrations)
What has a net but can’t catch?… A basketball hoop!
What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a game?… Root beer! (365 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
July 24th What do Karl Malone, Santa Claus, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
What kind of stories are told by college basketball players?…. Tall Tales. (Library Jokes)
Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Computer Jokes)
What is the unofficial basketball team of the heat wave?… The Miami Heat. (365 Basketball Jokes)
July 31st: Top 10 Harry Potter Jokes: In addition to playing quidditch, Harry Potter played basketball?… He averaged nine and three quarters points per game. (Harry Potter Jokes)

August Jokes

How do you beat the heat in the summertime?… Score more points than them. (Heat Wave Jokes)
What song does The Basketball Tournament HATE?… The Final Countdown by Europe. (365 Music Jokes)
In a heat wave, what do you call a 3-pointer?… A hot shot. (365 Basketball Jokes)
August 4th National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day: Why do college basketball players love Chocolate Chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
Why violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?… Ghoul tending.
August 6th National Twins Day: The Thompson Twins were an amazing musical group in the 80s. Most people don’t know they were also decent at basketball and had a sharp shooting dad. They often entered local 3 on 3 basketball tournaments and stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop.
Why is a baby good at basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling. (Baby Jokes)
Where do basketball players get their uniforms from?… New Jersey!
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season…. Apparently they never take any shots. (Covid Jokes)
What do you call a college basketball player that misses dunks?… Alley Whoops.
What’s the difference between a bad basketball player and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
What legendary college basketball would be the worst major league baseball hitter?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
What’s the first meal of the day called for basketball players?… Fast Breaks!
Why are ghosts great at playing basketball defense?… They are great at getting through screens. (Ghost Jokes)
Why do the UCLA basketball have to drink their coffee black?… Because KAREEM has graduated. (Coffee Jokes)
What type of earrings does a basketball wear?… Hoops.

September Jokes

Labor Day Jokes: My tennis career has taught me I can be the best basketball player ever… Nothing but net. (Tennis Jokes)
September 2nd (1s Saturday) World Beard Day Jokes Beard Jokes: What sports team is hated by all beard lovers?… The LA Clippers! (Beard Jokes)
James Harden… the unofficial spokesperson for World Beard Day. (Beard Jokes)
Where do point guards take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls! (Dance Jokes)
National Read a Book Day Jokes: Did you read the Manute Bol biography?… It is a TALL tale.
What do an angry bunny and NBA Dunk Contest Champions have in common?… Mad hops.
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?” (Psychology Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed a basketball and the Invisible Man?… Skills like no one has ever seen.
What is a sad, sad, college basketball team?… The Duke Blue Devils. (Psychology Jokes)
Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc. One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”
September 11th Grandparents Day: A granddaughter was visiting her grandma at the nursing home. When the girl walked into the room, the grandma smiled. The girl enthusiastically said, “Grandma you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall… They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf. (Golf Jokes)
September 13th: National Peanut Day Jokes: What is a peanut’s favorite basketball drill for defense?… The shell drill.
What is a basketball player’s favorite thing about astronomy?… Shooting stars. (Astronomy Jokes)
Marcus Smart is a polarizing NBA player. Fans think he is a clutch player with defensive intensity that is out of this world. Critics think he is nothing but a flop.
What do you call a shrimp that is good at basketball?… Leprawn James.
September 17th: What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
What’s a pirate’s favorite college basketball team?… Seton Hall Pirates. (Pirate Jokes)
September 19th International Talk Like a Pirate Day Jokes: What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. (Pirate Jokes)

October Jokes

October 1st National Coffee Day: Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes & NBA Basketball Jokes)
Basketball Jokes for Halloween: What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan (Pumpkin Jokes)
Basketball Jokes for Halloween: Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd. (Pumpkin Jokes)
October 4th National Taco Day: What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Tacko Fall. (Taco Jokes)
Basketball Jokes for Halloween: Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
I am a big Star Wars fan and LA Laker fan… I dressed up as Kobe Wan Kenobi for Halloween. (Star Wars Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
Why did the Harlem Globetrotters have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit.
October 8th: World Octopus Day: Why does an octopus perform poorly on a basketball court?… It’s always getting tentacle fouls.
October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling. (World Geography Jokes)
October 9th Columbus Day Jokes: Why was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was traveled too much. (World Geography Jokes)
Playing basketball with vampires is tough… No Blood! No Foul!
October 13th National Egg Day: What’s an egg’s favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City Thunder. (Basketball Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
Why was Dracula get a technical foul?… He was a pain in the neck!
Did you hear about the ghost basketball team?… They can’t shoot or defend, but the have a lot of spirit. (Ghost Jokes)
What do you get when you cross a basketball player with a monster?… a double header!
Why was the mummy sent into the basketball game as the 6th man?… Because the coach knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up.
October 17th: National Pasta Day: Scouting report for the linguini basketball team: Very unselfish offensively. They pasta the ball exceptionally well. Defensively, their length really gives teams trouble on defense. (Pasta Jokes)
Why was Dracula on the 15-day disabled list?… He was a pain in the neck!
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe play basketball on Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
Why was Dracula ejected from the basketball game?… He was a pain in the neck!
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball player for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
Basketball Jokes for Halloween: Orange you pumped for Halloween Basketball Jokes? (Crayon Jokes)
Mole Day Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks.
What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern.
What violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?… Ghoul tending. (Ghost Jokes)
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball coach for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
Why is basketball the grossest college sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
What is the #1 Halloween costume for a Star Wars fan who loves basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this college basketball season? (Knock Knock Basketball Jokes)

November Jokes for Kids

Why did the basketball player always use the pay phone?… He loved dropping dimes.
Why would Coach Dean Smith love to have at least 5 anti-vax basketball players for his Four Corners offense. …. they never take any shots. (North Carolina Jokes)
What month should you never ask to the coach youth basketball?… “NO” vember (November Jokes)
What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… the drumsticks.
What month should you never ask to do the basketball scorebook?… “NO” vember (November Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys the best list of basketball jokes for Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
What month should you never ask to the work the clock at a basketball game?… “NO” vember. (Labor Day Jokes & November Jokes)
If the Pilgrims were alive today AND played basketball, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
What’s the best dance to do at a Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
November 8th Election Day: If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear?… Depends.
November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
What band is great to listen to before a Thanksgiving family basketball game?… The Cranberries!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to before playing a basketball game?… Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
Which English pop singer is would be a good choice to sing the national anthem around Thanksgiving?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
What is the #1 defensive play for Thanksgiving?… The “stuff!”
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
What sound does a limping turkey make after a sprained ankle at a basketball game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving basketball jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
What is a Pilgrim’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?… He wanted to beat the crowd.
What do you wear to a Thanksgiving basketball game?… A Har – VEST. (Fall Jokes)
I wasn’t going to play basketball on Thanksgiving, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
Why can’t you take a turkey to a basketball game?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Turkey Jokes)
What happened when the turkey got into a fight at the basketball game?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Turkey Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
Thanksgiving Basketball Jokes: Why can’t college basketball players go home for Thanksgiving break?… They aren’t allowed to travel. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
Black Friday Basketball Jokes: I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a new basketball hoop on Black Friday… It’s going to be grand. (Computer Jokes)
Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Movie Jokes & Music Jokes)

December Jokes for Kids

Christmas Basketball Jokes: What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
National Cookie Day Jokes: Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes, Coaching Youth Basketball, Youth Basketball 101)
If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get… Missile Toe! (Astronomy Jokes)
December 6th What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
December 7th What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird.
What version of the National Anthem is most popular in high school gyms before a basketball games during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance)
What is a heart surgeons’s favorite basketball team of all time?… 1983 N.C. State NCAA Champions – the Cardiac Pack..
What is a basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
What is Santa’s favorite basketball team?… The New York Old St. Nicks. (NBA Jokes)
Why is basketball the grossest professional sport?… Because they dribble all over the court. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin, (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance)
Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his college basketball team?… His grade went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
Christmas Basketball Jokes: Why did the North Pole basketball team struggle?… They had low elf esteem!
Why do basketball players leave donuts for Santa?… So he can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
Christmas Basketball Jokes: What do Karl Malone, Santa Clause, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
Christmas Basketball Jokes: What kind of coffee do basketball players leave for Santa?… Dunkin’ Donuts.
Christmas Basketball Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!”
Christmas Basketball Jokes: What kind of breakfast treat do basketball players leave for Santa?… Dunkin’ Donuts.
Christmas Basketball Jokes: What is a basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
Christmas Basketball Jokes: Why can’t college basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
Christmas Basketball Jokes: What song describes a youth basketball player practicing on Christmas Eve… A shot in the dark. (Music Jokes)
Christmas Basketball Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: What song is best for a youth basketball player working on his game on New Year’s Eve?… A shot in the Dark by Ozzy Osbourne. (365 Music Jokes)
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: Youth Basketball Coach. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what my players did all year.”
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: May all your losing streaks last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: What do the basketball cheerleaders say on New Year’s Day?… Happy New Cheer!
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: What did the basketball coach say when finishing up practice on Dec. 31?… “See you next year!”
Why should a basketball player stand on just his left foot during the New Year’s Eve countdown?… So he start the New Year on the right foot.
December 31st: Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: What does the NBA Dunk Champion say on New Year’s Eve?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes).

January Jokes for Kids

Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Day: What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Day: What does the NBA Dunk Champion say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year!
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Day: What did Bugs Bunny say to the Looney Tunes Squad at the New Year’s Day Practice?… Hoppy New Year!
January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes: Scouting report for the spaghetti basketball team: Very unselfish offensively. They pasta the ball exceptionally well. Defensively, their length really gives teams trouble on defense. (Pasta Jokes)
January 5th is National Bird Day. Do you know who we are cheering for in the NBA on National Bird Day?… The Atlanta Hawks and New Orleans Pelicans.
What is the best NBA match-up for National Bird Day?… The Atlanta Hawks vs. the New Orleans Pelicans.
Why is Jack Frost such a great 3-point shooter?… He freezes his followthrough. (Winter Jokes)
Coach Krzyzewski Baseball Career: Coach K had an amazing career as a college basketball coach. Many people do not know that before coaching basketball, he was a baseball player. He was a solid infielder and outfield, but Coach “K” was the worst hitter on the team. Coach K was always a focused on team success from a very young age. The baseball coach saw this and want to find a role for him. He tried him out on the mound and found out that Coach K was a fantastic pitcher. He finished the season pitching and lead the pitching staff in strikeouts. He truly was Coach K! (North Carolina Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (March Madness Jokes)
Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
January 11th National Milk Day: “Why shouldn’t I milk it? We’re an agricultural institution.” (after all his endorsement offers after North Carolina State won the NCAA Tournament)
What’s the first meal of the day called for basketball players?… Fast Breaks! (Breakfast Jokes)
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game they played…. Apparently they never take any shots. (Covid Jokes)
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
What role does a Dalmatian Dog fill on a basketball team?… A “spot” shooter.
They’re a basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
Basketball stars don’t pass away – they just crossover. (Cemetery Jokes)
Why did the basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his college basketball team?… He went down in history (from an 82 to a 67). (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
What violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?… Ghoul tending. (Ghost Jokes)
What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
I have been watching basketball lately, and I gotta say I can hardly tolerate Kevin Durant… He stinks compared to his brother, Deo.
The Thompson Twins were an amazing musical group in the 80s. Most people don’t know they were also decent at basketball and had a sharp shooting dad. They often entered local 3 on 3 basketball tournaments and stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (365 Music Jokes)
What is a great warm-up song for a basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (365 Music Jokes)
What is the worst basketball warm-up song?… Another brick in the wall. (365 Music Jokes)
What do an angry bunny and a NBA Dunk Champion have in common?… Mad hops.
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?” (Top Psychology Jokes)

February Jokes

Why was Phil kicked off the Punxsutawney basketball team?… For being a ball hog.
February 2nd Basketball Jokes for Groundhog Day: Groundhog Day: What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
Basketball Scouting Report on Cupid: Very accurate shooter. DO NOT LEAVE HIM! Takes time to set up for his shot.
What type of shot is a big hit on Valentine’s Day?… A kiss off the glass.
Do you have a date for the basketball game on Valentine’s Day?… I sure do! February 14th.
Who loves to shoot 3’s?… Cupid!
Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Valentine’s Day jokes.
Where did the basketball players take a date on Valentine’s day??… The basket ball.
Where did the basketball cheerleader take a date on Valentine’s day??… The basket ball.
Why is Jack Frost such a clutch free throw shooter?… He freezes his followthrough. (Winter Jokes)
February 12th: A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Super Bowl Jokes)
February 14th Basketball Jokes for Valentine’s Day: Who loves to shoot 3’s?… Cupid!
February 16th: What reggae song do basketball players like?… Welcome to Jamrock.
February 21st National Pancake Day: Why aren’t pancakes too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Hamburger Jokes)
February 27th: Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow.
What is a heart surgeon’s favorite basketball team of all time?… 1983 N.C. State NCAA Champions – the Cardiac Pack.

March Jokes / March Madness Jokes

Basketball Jokes for March Madness: Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” (North Carolina Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
What do you call a college basketball player that misses dunks?… Alley Whoops.
What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Quotes & Top 25 Jimmy V Quotes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in basketball in March Madness?
I used to be addicted to basketball… but I rebounded.
March 6th National Oreo Cookie Day: Why do basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
March 7th National Cereal Day: What is the #1 cereal for basketball players?… Dunkaroos. (Cereal Jokes)
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (365 School Jokes)
What role does a Dalmatian Dog fill on a basketball team?… A “spot” shooter.
101 Daylight Savings Jokes: What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes & 365 Basketball Jokes)
Why did the basketball player bring crayons to March Madness?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)
Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better basketball coach. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
They’re a basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish we were a better basketball team. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you the referee weren’t so blind. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
March 17th Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better basketball player. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
When Austin Peay University had a player named Fly Williams, the students would chant, “The Fly is open! Let’s go Peay!”
What rapper has a sweet looking basketball jump shot?… LL Cool J! (365 Basketball Jokes)
March 20th World Frog Day: Why are frogs so good at basketball?… Because they always make jump shots!
Tom’s basketball coach has five players: four are named Koko, Momo, Lolo and Jojo. What is the fifth player’s name?… Tom.
What basketball player does the Royal Family love?… Isaiah Thomas, the King of the 4th. (King Jokes)
Who is a lumberjack’s favorite March Madness player?… Kansas guard Nick “Timber” lake. (Kansas Jokes)
March 31st National Crayon Day: Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the game?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)

365 Top Basketball Twitter Accounts: Basketball Account of the Day

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Post date November 13, 2021
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March Basketball Jokes

IAABO Board 27 @IAABO27 (.5K followers) Massachusetts, USA
Dylan Pella @DylanP_Coach (.8K followers)
#DavonteStrong @CoachGeoCRLS (1.5K followers) Cambridge, MA
IAABOBoard130 @iaaboboard130 (.4K followers) Essex County – Massachusetts
Coach St. Martin @coachstmartin (1.5K followers)
Pat O’Connor @PatOConnor1989 (.7K followers) Spencer, MA
Division I Massachusetts Boys Basketball Final Four @XBHSBBall (7K followers) @northhighbball (3K follwers) @cm_hoops (1.2K followers) @fhsboysbballl (1.4K followers) @CoachCJNeely (.2K followers)
Division I Massachusetts Girls Basketball Final Four @Feehan_GBball (1.2K followers) @WachusettAD (4K followers) @WMHSTanners (3.5K followers) @SCHSWBBALL (4K followers)
Division II Massachusetts Boys Basketball Final Four: @SharonBBall (1K followers) @BedfordBoysBB (.2K followers) @SBRHS_BoysHoops (.5K followers) @LancerHoop (1.3K followers)
Division II Massachusetts Girls Basketball Final Four: @mnick40 (.9K followers) @South_HighGBB (.2K followers) @OAtigersGBB (.1K followers) (.1K followers)
Division III Massachusetts Boys Basketball Final Four: @ORR_Hoops (.2K followers) @PHSTaconicSport (1.2K followers) @coach_hcoleman (.8K followers)
Division III Massachusetts Girls Basketball Final Four: @girlsnhshoops (.3K followers) @Smhgirlshoop (.6K followers) @FoxboroWarrior (3K followers) @MedwayAthletics (3.8K followers)
Division IV Massachusetts Boys Basketball Final Four: @ScottAshworth21 (1.3K followers) @RealWHSVikings (.3K followers) @Woolie_Pride (1.3K followers) @Burke_MBB (.1K followers)
Division IV Massachusetts Girls Basketball Final Four: @millishoops (.6K followers) @SHHSGirlsBBall (.2K followers) @tyngtigersports (1.7K followers)
Division V Massachusetts Boys Basketball Final Four: @NMHS_TITANS (.8K followers) @HVHSHurricanes (.2K followers) @rcmathletics (.2K followers)
Division V Massachusetts Girls Basketball Final Four: @WBMHSAthletics (.3K followers) @HVHSHurricanes (.2K followers) @PHSathleticsPHS (.5K followers)
@BballIrl (19K followers) Ireland
First Four Teams: #16 @Wagner_MBB (8K followers) vs. #16 @HUMensBB (11.5K followers) & # 10 @CSUMBasketball (22K followers) vs. #10 @UVAMensHoops (189K followers)
First Four Teams: #16 @gsutigers_mbb vs. #16 @MSUBobcatsMBB (10) @CUBuffsMBB vs. #10 @BroncoSportsMBB
Mukala Kabongo @mukala_K (1.8K followers) Massachusetts, USA
Justin Feinberg @FeinbergJustin (.6K followers)
Somerville High School @SHSHoopsVille (.8K followers) Somerville, MA
SharonBoysBasketball @SharonBBall (.8K followers) Sharon, MA
Comcast @comcast (182k followers) Philadelphia, PA
Shepherd Hill Regional High School @SH_Boys_Bball (.4K followers)
Herb Grace @coachbigblue (.8K followers)
Ellen Gelinas @mrsgelinas (.4K followers) Medfield, MA
Evan Moon @CoachMoon22 (.3K followers) Medfield, MA
March 3rd Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0
Breakthrough Basketball @BreakthruBball (26.4K followers) Orlando, FL and Marion, IA Guest Blog: TOP 6 QUESTIONS TO ASK WHEN CHOOSING A BASKETBALL CAMP
Duke Men’s Basketball @DukeMBB (2.1M followers) Cameron Indoor Good Luck to Coach K and the Blue Devils this season, Coach K’s final one.
NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessWBB (625K followers) Indianapolis, IN
NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB (1.6M followers)
ProCamps @ProCamps (16K followers)
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Pro Skills Basketball @ProSkillsBball (6.7K followers) United States
March 15th First Four Winners: @TSUMensHoops @IndianaMBB
March 16th First Four Winners:
Division III Men’s Basketball Final Four: March 18th – 18th @CNUBasketball Christopher Newport University, University of Mount Union, @SwatMBasketball Swathmore College, @UWWMensHoops University of Wisconsin-Whitewater
March 17th #15 @PeacocksMBB @CoachSha10 #12 @NMStateMBB @Brendan_191
March 18th: Massachusetts High School Basketball: State Champions: @SMHBoysBball
March 19th Massachusetts High School Basketball: State Champions: @amesburybball @OAHSTigersports @KalonJenkins
March 20th: @rams_ghs @SpringfieldCHS @hope dalesports
March 21st: @BCH_Basketball (@BChighathletics) Undefeated Division I Boys Basketball Champions (25-0)
Sweet 16 West Regional: @ZagMBB @DukeMBB @TexasTechMBB @RazorbackMBB
Sweet 16 East Regional: @BoilerBall (3) @UCLAMBB (4) @UNC_Basketball (8) @PeacocksMBB (15)
Sweet 16 South Regional:
Sweet 16 Midwest Regional:
Elite 8 East:
Final Four Teams
McDonald’s All American Games @McDAAG (44K followers)

marcus smart @smart_MS3 (470K followers) Greatest City in the USA Wicked Smarts Cereal
CoachUp @CoachUp (9K followers) Boston, MA

October Basketball Jokes

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar @kaj33 (2.2M followers) Los Angeles
NERR @NERRHoops (25K followers)
Sioux City East Basketball @SCEastHoops (2K followers) Sioux City, IA
DeMatha Basketball @DeMathaHoops (20K followers)
ihoopcrazy @ihoopcrazy (1K followers) Based in New England
Jesse McMillan @NorcrossHoops (7K followers) Norcross, Georgia
Trenton Burleson @trentonb32 (8K followers) Burnsville, NC
JPII Girls Basketball @JPIIGHoops (.5K followers) Huntsville, AL
John Michael Reitz @JMReitz09 (1.3K followers)
Changing the Game @CTGProjectHQ (20K followers) Bend, Oregon Best Advice for Youth Sports Parents: “I Love Watching You Play”
STJ Trojan Athletics @STJAthletics1 (.5K followers) Montgomery, Alabama
Ras Vanderloo @CoachRas (2.3K followers) Sioux City, IA
Alabama Association of Basketball Coaches @AABC_Hoops (2.7K followers) Alabama, USA
NBA G League @nbagleague (410K followers)
JJ Redick @jj_redick (294K followers) J.J. Redick Basketball Shooting Drills
NCAA Eligibility Center @ncaaec (69K followers) Indianapolis, IN
PragmaticMom @pragmaticmom (75K followers) Boston, MA Moms are so important to a child. This is one of the top moms on twitter and such a great resource. Guest Blog: Coaching Youth Basketball: Create Individual Award Certificates
WNBA Champions: Las Vegas Aces @LVAces (110K followers)
WNBA Finals MVP: A’ja Wilson @_ajawilson22 (175K followers)
College Scout – Arpan Dixit @arpanNPID (30K followers) Louisville, KY A great resource for high school players chasing the dream of playing in college.
1st day of the high school basketball season: Georgia Basketball Coaches Association @GAcoaches (5.5K followers) Georgia, USA
Basketball Scout @hoops_scout11 (8.6K followers) Montana
HowToCoachGirls @HowToCoachGirls (1.5K followers) Newton, MA
Pure Sweat @PureSweat (71K followers) On a court or in the air!
1st day of the high school basketball season: Ohio Basketball Coaches Association: OHSBCA @ohioBKcoaches (5.6K followers) Ohio, USA
USABJNT @usabjnt (18K followers) Colorado Springs, CO
Basketball Jokes for Halloween: National Alliance for Youth Sports @NAYS_edu (3.1K followers) West Palm Beach, FL
NJCAA @NJCAA (63K followers)
NJCAA Basketball @NJCAABasketball (20K followers) Charlotte, NC

November Basketball Jokes

Coaching U @Coaching_U (62.5K followers) Las Vegas, NV
Butler Blue IV @TheButlerBlue! (17K followers) The TOP Dog of College Basketball mascots!
RIBCABasketball @RibcaBasketball (.8K followers) We love Rhode Island High School Basketball coaches! Have a great season!
NFHS @NFHS_Org (41K followers) Indianapolis, IN
OIAAA @ohioiaaa (4K followers) Ohio
Greater Lowell Technical High School: @GLTechAthletics (1.6K followers).
Maura Healey @MassAGO (106K followers)
Landon Hughey @LPHughey (8K followers)
November 11th: Veterans Day: David Robinson @DavidtheAdmiral (292K followers)
Navy Basketball @NavyBasketball (5K followers) Annapolis, MD
San Antonio Spurs @spurs (3.5M followers)
@Dreamville_33 (20.4K followers) Rochester, NY
November 14th: @BCAMCoaches (4.3K followers) & @IowaBCA (6.1K followers) 1st Day of Basketball Season
UConn Men’s Basketball @UConnMBB (95K followers) Jim Calhoun’s Basketball Coaching Advice to Youth Coaches UConn Men’s Basketball is a 4X NCAA Champion. We love Coach Calhoun and Coach Hurley. UConn is a model college basketball program.
texas Uil @texasUil2 (.1K followers) Austin, TX
Pat O’Connor @PatOConnor1989 (.7K) Spencer, MA
Duke Digest @DukeDigest! All you need to know about Duke basketball.
New Jersey Basketball Coaches Association @NJBCA_Official (1.3K followers)
Basketball Coaches Association of Tennessee BCAT @BCATHOOPS (2.5K followers) North Carolina Basketball Coaches Association NCBCA @The_NCBCA (1.6K followers) Mississippi Association of Coaches @MACoaches (7.9K followers) @AABC_Hoops (1.1K followers)
Florida Athletic Coaches Association FACA @FACACoach (5.8K followers) South Carolina Basketball Coaches Association South Carolina Basketball Coaches Association @SCBCA
Randy Montgomery @coachmont73 north canton ohio
North Dakota High School Coaches Association NDHSAA @NDHSAA Minnesota Basketball Coaches Association @MN_BCA (3.1K followers) Wisconsin Basketball Coaches Association WisBCA @WisBCA (4.6K followers) Cuba City, WI The Illinois Basketball Coaches Association @ibcacoaches (4.6K followers) Illinois Indiana Basketball Coaches Association @IBCA_Coaches (5.4K followers)
BCAM @BCAMCoaches (3.5K followers) Kentucky Association of Basketball Coaches KABC @KABCoaches Kentucky High School Athletic Association: KHSAA Main @KHSAA (37K followers)
Virginia Baseball Coaches Association @VBCA2018 (1.9K followers) Virginia High School Coaches Association West Virginia High School Coaches Association W. VA. Coaches Assoc @WVSACA (1.6K followers) West Virginia
Washington Interscholastic Basketball Coaches Association @WIBCA (2.1K followers) Wyoming High School Basketball Coaches Association @WYOcoaches (.4K followers) Oregon Basketball Coaches Association @ORHoopCoaches (.5K followers) Idaho Basketball Coaches Association @IdahoBCA (.4K followers) Idaho, USA
November 28th: MBCA @mbcaorg (1.5K followers) RIBCABasketball @RibcaBasketball (.8K followers) NHBCO @NHhoopCoachOrg (.6K followers)
Alaska Association of High School Basketball Coaches @ASAA_org (5K followers) Anchorage, AK
Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0 (1.1M followers) The youngest player in NBA history to score 900 threes!

December Basketball Jokes

EP Basketball @TowniesBall (.5K followers) East Providence, RI
Mounties Basketball @MSCBasketball (.6K followers)
Dean Felicetti @CoachFelicetti (1.5K followers)
Jimmy V Week: The V Foundation @TheVFoundation (32K followers) Cary, North Carolina An Amazing Man! An Amazing Foundation!
Jimmy V Week: Terry Gannon @terrygannon83 1983 NCAA Men’s Basketball Champion. NC State.
December 6th: Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34 (2M followers) Milwaukee WI
Jimmy V Week: Dereck Whittenburg @DWhittNCstate (10K followers)
Jimmy V Week: Dick Vitale @DickieV (1M followers) Bristol Connecticut He is #AwesomeBaby with a capital A!
Jimmy V Week: ESPN @espn (44M followers)
Jimmy V Week: Thurl Bailey @bigTbailey (16K followers) Utah
Jimmy V Week: NC State Men’s Bball @PackMensBball (108K followers) Raleigh, N.C.
Seth Greenberg @SethOnHoops (108K followers) CT Leading analyst for college basketball and former college basketball coach!
Oxford High School Women’s Basketball @OHSWBball (.5K followers) Oxford, MI
Julie Fournier @julie4nier (3.8K followers) Amelia Island, FL
Maine Women’s Basketball Coaches Association @MWBCA13
Jr. NBA @jrnba (56K followers) An amazing resource for youth basketball players, coaches, and parents. Find great drills, ideas, and playing time guidelines.
PGC Basketball @PGCbasketball (65K followers) North America
Winning Hoops @WinningHoops (23K followers) Michigan
Milton Girls Basketball @Miltongbball (.2K followers) Milton, Massachusetts MA Girls HS Basketball Twitter List (333 members)
USA Basketball @usabasketball (1M followers) Colorado Springs, Colorado
Harlem Globetrotters @Globies (79K followers)
Basketball Coaching @coach4character (14K followers) United States
Coach Dave Love @CoachDaveLove (12K followers)
Team Trae Young @teamtraeyoungmb (2.8K followers) Oklahoma, USA
Isaiah Thomas @isaiahthomas (1.8M followers) Tacoma, WA
Commonwealth Classic @MVHoopsGURU (1.3K followers) Merrimack Valley
Methuen High School Girls Basketball @rangersbball (.3K followers) MA Girls HS Basketball Twitter List (333 members)
SC AAU @sc_aau (1.7K followers) South Carolina, USA Top South Carolina Basketball Twitter Accounts
December 30th: Lebron James @KingJames (50.6M followers) Amongst La Familia!

January Basketball Jokes

Matthew Smith @coachmwsmith (24K followers)
BRGirlsBasketball @BRgirlshoops (1.2K followers)
Nate Weitzer @nweitzer7 (6.2K followers) Boston, MA
CHS Girls Basketball @Canton_Bulldogs (1.2K followers) Canton, MA
January 5th National Bird Day: Atlanta Hawks @ATLHawks (1.5M followers) New Orleans Pelicans @PelicansNBA (1.3M followers)
ErikPrepHoopsNE @ErikHoops (1K followers)
CoachJayKeane @CoachJayKeane (1K followers) Malden Massachusetts, USA
Herren Talks @HerrenTalks (5K followers) Book Review: Fall River Dreams: The Friday Night Lights of High School Basketball
ENF @ElksNtnlFndtn (1.6K followers) Chicago Youth Basketball: Enter the Elks Hoop Shoot Contest
Coaches vs. Cancer @CoachesvsCancer (8K followers) Everywhere, USA
Mike Procopio @HoopConsultants (19K followers) Texas
Chris Herren @c_herren (95K followers) Book Review: Fall River Dreams: The Friday Night Lights of High School Basketball
Pure Sweat @PureSweat (72K followers)
Hannah Carroll @CoachHannah11 (3K followers) Easton, MA
Jon Beck @CoachJonBeck (67K followers) Northwest Arkansas
Drew Hanlen @DrewHanlen (75K followers)
Jersey Enthusiast @ToughJerseys (1.3K followers)
NABC @NABC1927 (16K followers) Kansas City, MO
𝐔𝐱𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐬 @UHS_Spartans (1.2K followers) Uxbridge, MA
Five-Star Basketball @5starbasketball (86K followers) New York, NY The very best in elite high school basketball camps. Many NBA legends started here!
NCAA Division III @NCAADIII (99K followers) Indianapolis, IN
Coaching U @Coaching_U (63K followers) Las Vegas, NV
Chris Oliver @BBallImmersion (50K followers)
DS Hoops @DSRaiderHoops (1Kfollowers) Dover, MA
Milford Basketball @MHSHawksBBall (1K followers) Milford, MA
Coach Donovan @CoachDonovanMHS (1K followers) Milton, MA
MASSterHoops @MASSterHoops (.5K followers)
Malden Catholic Boys Basketball @LancerHoop (1K followers) Malden, MA
Coach @basketballK123 (.3K followers) USA
Brian Costello: @bcostelloOA (.4K followers)
Walpole High School: @WhsBball21 (.4K followers)

February Basketball Jokes

April Basketball Jokes

April 1st: Womens’ College Basketball Final Four Teams / Regional Champions: Stanford Women’s Basketball @StanfordWBB, UConn Women’s Basketball @UConnWBB, GamecockWBB @GamecockWBB, Louisville WBB @UofLWBB
April 2nd: Mens’ College Basketball Final Four Teams / Regional Champions: West Duke University Men’s Basketball @DukeMBB (2) East University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill Men’sBasketball @UNC_Basketball South Villanova University @NovaMBB (2) Midwest University of Kansas @KUHoops (1)
April 3rd: Division I Women’s Basketball Champions GamecockWBB @GamecockWBB,
April 4rd: Division I Men’s Basketball Champions University of Kansas @KUHoops
Division II Men’s Basketball Champions Bearcat Basketball @NWBearcatMBB (34-5) Maryville, MO
Division III Men’sBasketball Champions Randolph-Macon Hoops @RMCHoops (33-1) Ashland, VA
Division II Women’s Basketball Champions Lady Pioneers @LadyPioneers_ (35-1)
Division III Women’s Basketball Champions Hope College WBB @HopeCollegeWBB (32-1) Holland, MI
AAU Basketball @AAU_Basketball (50.5K followers) Florida, USA
Half Court Hoops @HalfCourtHoops (63K followers)
Zero Gravity Basketball @ZeroGravityBB Beverly, MA
ZGXL @ZeroGravityXL (3K followers) Boston, MA
BallerTV @BallerTV (66K followers) Los Angeles, CA
April 16th Kareem Abdul-Jabbar @kaj33 (2.1M followers) Los Angeles

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Clay Atkinson @ClayAtki (1.5K followers)
GymRat CHALLENGE-GymRat LIVE-GymRat RECRUITING IDX @GymRatCHALLENGE (9.4K followers)
Derrick White @Dwhite921 (40K followers) San Antonio, TX
Clay Atkinson @ClayAtki (1.5K followers)
Get Better Academy @gbacademyeu (1K followers) Jindřichův Hradec, Česká repub
Shooters Touch @ShootersTouchIA (1.4K followers) Des Moines, IA
Jamy Bechler @CoachBechler (84K followers) Cleveland/Akron Area

June Basketball Jokes

NBA @NBA (44M followers) #NBAFinals
Larry Bird Trophy Jimmy Butler @JimmyButler Miami, FL (1M followers)
Magic Johnson Trophy Joker Jokic @Joker_Jokic (16K followers)
Bob Cousy Trophy: Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT Miami, FL (5M followers)
Oscar Robertson Trophy: Denver Nuggets @nuggets Ball Arena (1.4M followers)
Mano Watsa @manowatsa (15K followers) Waterloo, Ontario, Canada A great source of knowledge and motivation for players and coaches!
Dave Hopla @davehopla (8K followers) Naples, FL Author of the #1 Book for Teaching Players How to Shoot a Basketball
John Willkom @JohnWillkom (2K followers) Minneapolis, MN Guest Blog: College Basketball: Walk-On Warrior
Breakthrough Basketball @BreakthruBball (28K followers) Orlando, FL and Marion, IA Guest Blog: TOP 6 QUESTIONS TO ASK WHEN CHOOSING A BASKETBALL CAMP
USA Basketball Youth @USABYouth (34K followers) Colorado Springs, CO The ABSOLUTE best resources for youth basketball players and coaches of ALL LEVELS in the USA!
Don Showalter @dshow23 (20K followers) Author of the #1 Coaching Youth Basketball Book! He is one of the best teachers of the game of basketball AWESOME for youth basketball.
Bill Russell Most Valuable Player Award Joker Jokic @Joker_Jokic (18K followers)
Larry O’Brien Championship Trophy: Denver Nuggets @nuggets (1.4M followers) Ball Arena
Laken James @lakenjames5 (6K followers) A great resources of motivation and player development.
Jamy Bechler @CoachBechler (94K followers) Cleveland/Akron Area
marcus smart @smart_MS3 (489K followers)
Kristaps Porzingis @kporzee (375K followers)
NBA Draft: Wemby @vicw_32, Brandon M. @brandmillerr, Anthony Black @AnthonyBlack24_, Bilal Coulibaly @Bilaal_6, Taylor Hendricks @tayxhendricks, Cason Wallace @wallace_cason
NBA Draft @NoahClowney Dariq whitehead @dariq_whitehead Kris Murray @KrisMurray24 Marcus Sasser @m_sasser0 Ben Sheppard @shepben0 Nick Smith Jr @lif3nick Brice Sensabaugh @bricepsensa Julian Strawther ✞ @JulianStrawther Kobe Brown @TheKobe24Brown
All-Academic Basketball @AllAcademicBB (6K followers) Top 10 Reasons to Attend All-Academic Basketball Camp
Ryan Silver @RyanSilver1 (43K followers) Los Angeles
Greg Kristof @greg_zg (4K followers) Massachusetts, USA
Jason Smith @JasonS_ZG (4K followers) Boston, MA
Michael Crotty @CoachCrotty (6K followers) Boston, MA
Coach Frusc @CoachFrusc (2K followers)
John Carroll @John_Carroll (8.4K followers)
Jimmy Patsos @CoachPatsos (6K followers) Baltimore, MD
Coach Scott Martin @coachsmartin310 (3K followers) Los Angeles, CA
Babson Basketball @Babsonhoops (2K followers) Wellesley, MA
NCSA College Recruiting @ncsa (225K followers) Chicago

July Basketball Jokes

Coach Tom Barrick @Coach_Barrick (.8K followers) Wheelersburg, OH Guest Blog: Top 7 Reasons to Join a State Basketball Coaches Association
Dennis Marshall @mar5hallhoops (4.3K followers) Somewhere in the world
System Basketball @SystemHoops (9.2K followers) California, USA
July 4th: Enes FREEDOM @EnesFreedom (631K followers) Pennsylvania, USA
USA Basketball @usabasketball (1M followers) Colorado Springs, Colorado
Positive Coaching Alliance @PositiveCoachUS (71K followers) nationwide This is an amazing resource that helps coaches, players, and programs keep youth sports in perspective. They partner with professional leagues and have organizations in MANY U.S, cities.
John Willkom @JohnWillkom (1.4K followers) Minneapolis, MN Guest Blog: College Basketball: Walk-On Warrior
TheOldMan&TheThree @OldManAndThree (86K followers) EVERYWHERE Great podcast about the craft of shooting a basketball.
The AD Club @e3hoops (4.4K followers) Guest Blog: 5 Questions for An Aspiring Athletic Director
Philadelphia 76ers @sixers (2.1M followers) Philadelphia, PA
Arizona High School Basketball Coaches Association @AZBballCoaches (4.2K followers) Arizona
July 12th ESPYS @ESPYS (116K followers) Microsoft Theater, Los Angeles
NAIA Hoops Report @NAIAHoopsReport (33K followers)
July 14th Bastille Day: Équipes de France de Basket @FRABasketball (164 followers) Paris
Bigfoot Hoops @BigfootHoops (12K followers) Houston, TX
Hoop Group @TheHoopGroup Neptune, NJ (64K followers) Neptune, NJ
Dennis Marshall @mar5hallhoops (4.3K followers) Somewhere in the world
CityofBasketballLove @hooplove215 (14K followers) City of Brotherly Love Awesome for Pennsylvania High School and College Basketball News!
herrenproject @HerrenProject (12.9K followers) Book Review: Fall River Dreams: The Friday Night Lights of High School Basketball
EliteYouthBasketball @NikeEYB (94.6K followers)
College Basketball Openings @Collegebbopens (15.3K followers)
Inside TBT @InsideTbt (4K followers)
Cedric Robinson / Coach Cedric @ceanthoni (.4K followers) Boston / Orlando
July 24th Karl “The Mailman“ Malone: @TheDeliverer_32 (70K followers) In the woods or on a boat
NAIA @NAIA (66K followers) Kansas City, Mo
William Robinson @CoachRobBuffs (.8K followers)
July 19th – August 4th TBT @thetournament (73K followers)
NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA (9M followers)
Trae Young @TheTraeYoung (2M followers) Atlanta, GA
Jaylen Brown Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO
Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral (1.2M followers)

August Basketball Jokes

Prep Hoops @PrepHoops (80K followers)
Five-Star Basketball @5starbasketball (85K followers) New York, NY
TBT Final Four: HEARTFIRE @TEAMHEARTFIRE (.4K followers) HERD THAT @TBT_Herd_That (.2K followers) BLEED GREEN @BleedGreenTBT (1K follower) FRIDAY BEERS @FridayBeersTBT (1.5K followers) TBT @thetournament (73K followers), Inside TBT @InsideTbt (4K followers)
Prep Hoops Circuit @PHCircuit (40K followers) United States
Coach Claude @whynothendel (.4K followers)
Kev Walsh @CoachWalsh843 (.2K followers) North Myrtle Beach, SC
Coach @basketballK123 (.3K followers) USA
Jordan @Jumpman23 (4.4M followers) Simply the best for basketball!
SLAM @SLAMonline (1.3M followers) Awesome resource for ballers!
B/R Hoops @brhoops (50K followers)
bronny @0BronnyJames (25K followers)
19nine @19nine_threads (15K followers) Evansville, IN
Brian Williams @BrianWWilliams (82K followers) Indiana A great amount of basketball knowledge to share! “Basketball Coaching Web Site Author: http://coachingtoolbox.net has 100s of free resources for high school and college basketball coaches”
Coaches Toolbox @coachestoolbox (53K followers) Indianapolis, IN
SportsLab360 Basketball @SL360Basketball (.5K followers) Guest Blog: Top 3 Keys to Building a Successful Basketball Business
UCLA Men’s Basketball @UCLAMBB (107K followers) Los Angeles, Calif.
KalaniBallFree @KalaniBallFree (1.2M followers)

September Basketball Jokes

Ceroromo @CeroromoBragg (16.2K followers) California, USA
Iowa Basketball Coaches Association @IowaBCA (2.6K followers) Iowa
Basketball HOF @Hoophall (113K followers) Springfield, MA Youth Basketball Bucket List item!
Team VertiMax @TeamVertimax (1.7K followers)
Steven Hardin @DMB_CoachHardin (9.2K followers) NC/TN
Brian Hutton @Coach_Hutton (4.5K followers) Barrie, Ontario
Tony Casella @CoachCasella (1K followers) Adelaide, Australia
Coach Payne @coachrpayne (18K followers) Winnsboro, TX
Coach Jon Schroeder @CoachSchroeds (2.5K followers)
Waltham High School @WalthamHoop (1.1Kfollowers) Waltham
Shepherd Hill Regional High School @SH_Boys_Bball (.4 followers)
Brad Stevens @BCCoachStevens (80K followers)
Lady Hawks Basketball @LadyHawksHoop (.3K followers)
Mass Basketball Daily @mass_basketball (1.4K followers)
Uxbridge Spartans Basketball Program @BoysUxbridge (.4K followers)
North Attleborough High School: @NA_Bball (.7 followers)
DS Hoops @DSRaiderHoops (776 followers) Dover, MA
Division I Boys State Champions:

Top 10 College Basketball Jokes

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What legendary college basketball would be a great major league baseball pitcher?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
Why do college basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
Why can’t college basketball players go on vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
Why is basketball the grossest college sport?… Because they dribble all over the court. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Why did the college basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
What’s a pirate’s favorite college basketball team?… Seton Hall Pirates. (Pirate Jokes)
What is a college basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
What legendary college basketball would be an awful major league baseball hitter?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
What is a sad, sad, college basketball team?… The Duke Blue Devils. (Psychology Jokes)
What kind of stories are told by college basketball players?…. Tall Tales.

High School Basketball: “Jumping Rope is for Girls”

Post author By youthbasketball123
Post date November 12, 2021

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““It’s what you learn after you know it all that counts.””

I worked a local high school youth basketball camp and saw a great interaction between a coach and underclassman. This player was a forward who was probably as slow as any high school player could be. He was a rising sophomore. The coach asked the player, “Do you ever jump rope?” His reply “Jumping rope is for girls.” You could see the look in the coach’s eyes.

“For girl athletes?” The coach was in utter disbelief.

“You think jumping rope is for girls. Are you kidding me?…

Jumping is for world-class boxers, Muhammad Ali, basketball players, wrestlers, and anyone elsewho considers themselves an athlete.”

As a freshman, this player had no idea what it would take to be a great high school basketball player. The player was called up in front of the camp, He was given a jump rope and was timed for a minute. He scored an impressive 43. (A good high school athlete can complete 175 – 190 repetitions in a minute with hard work.)

The coach challenged the young player to commit to jumping rope, telling him he would be a much better player.

The player committed himself to improving his quickness by jumping rope regularly. With hard work, he started his first varsity game as a sophomore. He replaced a player who did not start because of receiving a technical foul.* He played a tremendous game and ended up starting every game for the remainder of his HIGH SCHOOL career.

This player understood the importance of improving each day. I attended the same camp when the player was entering his senior year. The coach would never let the player forget the comment, “Jumping rope is for girls.”

The head coach jumped roped regularly as a high school and college athlete. He challenged the player to try to beat him. (The coach always held on to the Champion’s Rule that if the player ever defeated the coach, the coach had the right to a rematch.)

Throughout his entire career, he continued to improve. He improved so much that he MIGHT be able to beat the head coach. He got so good he was in striking distance. He improved his score to 175 repetitions.

Get a jump rope and time yourself. See how many reps you can get and you will understand how hard it is to reach 175.

Improving from 43 reps to 175 took a great deal of hard work and dedication!

This player worked his tail off to became a complete basketball player. He was 6’4 and could complete 19-20 Mikans regularly in 30 seconds. He also was able to dribble 2 balls going full speed. Lastly, he was a 3-point threat. He scored several 3-pointers during his career because he completed the 1 and 2 hand form shooting almost daily.

This player had a great high school career. His teams did well because he was a triple Impact player. You will be hearing more about this over the next few blogs. His example of individual improvement is illustrates the first part of being a “Triple Threat Competitor” “Making Myself Better.” (Taken from Elevating Your Game by Jim Thompson of the Positive Coaching Alliance.)

That is every athlete’s goal this off-season – to make yourself better.

Be quicker – Take 10 minutes to jump rope several times a week. Do 3 – 5 sets of 1 minute. Record your score. Jump rope until you can improve on your score from the previous day. Being quicker will help you in any sport you play.

Jumping Rope is for girls……. and great athletes regardless of gender!

PS The former high school basketball player became a captain, 3 year-starter, 2 year league all-star, and local All-Scholastic.

Best Advice for Youth Sports Parents: “I Love Watching You Play”

Post author By youthbasketball123
Post date November 10, 2021
Categories In Coaching Youth Basketball, Youth Basketball

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About the Presenter: John O’Sullivan is the founder of the Changing the Game Project and author of Changing the Game: The Parents Guide to Raising Happy, High-Performing Athletes and Giving Youth Sports back to Our Kids. Changing the Game @CTGProjectHQ

With so much pressure to join AAU teams and club teams for softball, baseball, lacrosse, and hockey. There can be a lot of money, time, and stress in youth sports for the parents and unfortunately the players. This is a different outlook that is worth sharing.

This is a great Ted Talks video by John O’Sullivan. It is geared towards parents of youth sports athletes. It stresses the importance of keeping a child’s sports experience positive. It is a video that should be watched by all parents. Any parent, watching any level of sports, can benefit from this outlook. It can bve viewed at the start of the season or after a game when a parent might lose perspective and be a little critical of a child’s performance.

Sports need to be fun and a positive experience for the athlete. Enjoy!
Click here to watch I Love Watching You Play April, 2014 Bend, Oregon (14:01)

College Basketball Jokes

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Post date November 10, 2021
Categories In Coaching Youth Basketball, Youth Basketball
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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best college basketball jokes.
A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
Why is North Carolina always one of the top college basketball programs?… They always dig their heels in on defense. (North Carolina Jokes)
What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
March Madness 1983: How would you describe NC State’s last second play to beat the University of Houston in 1983?… Alley Whoooooooooooops! (North Carolina Jokes & Texas Jokes)
“We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.” Weldon Drew (New Mexico Jokes)
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when Clyde Drexler picked up his 4th foul in the Championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
Grandfather: Bet I can tell you the score before the game starts! Grandson: No Way! Grandfather: 0-0. (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
How did Michigan State defeat the Sycamores of Indiana State in the 1979 Championship game?… It was Magic.
What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
What do you call it when your team loses in the NCAA tournament?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
“All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.” Charles Barkley (Alabama Jokes)
If “Pistol” Pete Maravich played in March Madness today… he would get a sweet NIL deal from the NRA.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (Prom Jokes)
Duke fans have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC fans have trouble spelling “Williams.” (Grammar Jokes & North Carolina Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
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How did Michigan State defeat the Sycamores of Indiana State in the 1979 Championship game?… It was Magic.
What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
What do you call it when your team loses in the NCAA tournament?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
“All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.” Charles Barkley (Alabama Jokes)
If “Pistol” Pete Maravich played in March Madness today… he would get a sweet NIL deal from the NRA.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (Prom Jokes)
Duke fans have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC fans have trouble spelling “Williams.” (Grammar Jokes & North Carolina Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
March Madness 2022: An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again. (Cemetery Jokes & Kentucky Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did the Alabama equipment manager clean the basketball uniforms before the 1st trip to the Final Four in 2024?… With “Roll Tide.”
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did UConn make it to the 2024 Final Four?… They played defense like dogs. (Dog Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What did the announcer say when Naismith College Player of the Year Finalist went down with an injury?… “Houston, we have a problem.”
Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who are the ghosts cheering for in the 2024 March Madness?… Northwestern. They love Boo Buie.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did North Carolina beat Michigan State to advance to the Sweet 16?… They dug their Tar Heels” on defense.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Is it weird the James Madison Dukes played Duke?
March Madness 1979: Who is the Audubon’s Society’s favorite Final Four Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
Which Final Four locker room has the best music?… NC State. They have two DJs on the team. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (365 Music Jokes)
How did Alabama get the to the 2024 Final Four in Arizona?… They rolled on in!
Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%!
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A March Madness basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he was bouncing checks!
What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Brown University, Creighton Bluejays Butler Blue mascot, Duke Blue Devils, Harvard Crimson, Tulane Green Wave, Middle Tennessee State
March Madness 2023: How did the #1 Purdue fans react to the loss to #16 Fairleigh Dickinson? … They were boiling mad. (New Jersey Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
Why do Elite Eight fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four. (Golf Jokes & Final Four Jokes)
What is the unofficial candy bar of the NCAA basketball tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
What do March Madness basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most viewed NCAA Championship game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State vs. Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Did you hear about Hunter Dickson’s NIL deal… he will be a spokesman for the NRA.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Did you hear about Hunter Dickson’s possible NIL deals… it is between Cabela’s and Bass Pro Shops.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did Yale knock of Kentucky in the 1st round?… It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did Clemson knock of Baylor to advance to the Sweet 16?… The scratched and clawed.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What was the #1 drink in Phoneix, Arizona during 2024 Final Four Weekend?… The Boilermaker, in honor of Zach Edey and Purdue.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What was the #1 drink in Indiana during 2024 Final Four Weekend?… The Boilermaker, in honor of Zach Edey and Purdue.
What was the #1 watched show on TV Land during the Women’s Final Four in Cleveland in 2024?… MASH, the fans love Hawkeye.
What is Caitlin Clark’s #1 TV show?… MASH, she loves Hawkeye.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Why didn’t #12 Grand Canyon University knock of #4 Alabama to advance to the Sweet 16?… The talent gap was too wide.
When Austin Peay University had a player named Fly Williams, the students would chant, “The Fly is open! Let’s go Peay!” (Tennessee Jokes
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Grammar Jokes)
2021 March Madness Jokes: Who had Oral Roberts advancing in their March Madness bracket?… The American Dental Association! (Dentist Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Some people describe the historic 2023 Final Four as wonderful?… I would describe it as “ONE” derless.
What would be a great Final Four warm-up song?… (W)hoo(m)p! (There It Is) by Tag Team. (365 Music Jokes)
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Legends who competed against each other for the 1st time in the 1979 NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State & Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
March Madness 2023: How did the #15 Princeton Tigers get to the Sweet 16 beating #2 Arizona and #7 Missouri?… They scratched and clawed. (New Jersey Jokes)
March Madness 2023: How did #16 Fairleigh Dickinson upset #1 Purdue?… Not really sure. I guess it just was their knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
Who did the Alaskan Iditarod team cheer for in the 2024 NCAA March Madness?… The UConn Huskies. (2023 March Madness Jokes)
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when looking at the Houston Cougars started missing free throws at the end of the championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
What do you call a University of Arkansas basketball player who never passes the basketball?… A ball hog. (Arkansas Jokes)
Who is a lumberjack’s favorite March Madness player?… Kansas guard Nick “Timber” lake. (Kansas Jokes)
Where does the NCAA buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses?… Shoot.
Why didn’t the struggling NCAA basketball team have a website?… They can’t string three W’s together. (Computer Jokes)
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?… She ran away from the ball. (Cinderella Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What song was playing in the streets of Grambling, Louisiana after the First Four victory in 2024?… “Grambling on” by Led Zeppelin. (365 Music Jokes & Louisiana Jokes
“I told one player, ‘Son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’” Frank Layden (Grammar Jokes & New York Jokes)
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Hall of Famer who went 33 – 1, losing the NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State (Canoe Jokes)
Who do skiers cheer for during the 2024 March Madness?… The UConn Hu skies. (Dog Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
What 2024 March Madness fans need an XXL size hat?… More head State. (Hat Jokes)
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball team’s underdog win in the Final Four?… A tall tale. (Book Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Did you know the Netherlands set a viewing record for watching the Final Four in 2023… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the programs that appeared in their 1st Final Four in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the coach who appeared in his 1st Final Four in his first season as a Division I college coach in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
“The best thing about freshmen is they become sophomores.” (Not always true anymore!) Al McGuire Marquette Basketball Coach (Michigan Jokes)
Why did the March Madness college basketball player sign up for the arts & crafts class?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets! (Art Jokes)
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A Final Four basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about March Madness?
Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc. One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?” (College Jokes)
Did you know many people in the Netherlands follow March Madness… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
March Madness 2023: In the post-game interview, Coach Tobin Anderson was asked, how come you were not able to continue the Cinderella story and knock off FAU?… Not really sure. We worked our tails off. I guess it just wasn’t our knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
“When Xavier McDaniel plays against Orlando Wooldridge, it’s a coach’s dream – X vs O.” Mychal Thompson
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #2 seed loses to a #15 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #3 seed loses to a #14 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #4 seed loses to a #15 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate. (Movie Jokes / Disney Jokes / Cinderella Jokes / Utah Jokes)
Why is the basketball arena hot after the Final Four game?… Because all the fans have left.
What do you call the basketball team that loses in the Final Four?… A bawl club.
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when looking at the Houston Cougars free throws in the championship game 10/19 (53%)?… Houston, we have a problem.
What famous line was heard all around Texas during the 2023 Sweet Sixteen?…. Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
“Fans never fall asleep at our games because they’re afraid they might get hit with a pass.” George Raveling (California Jokes)
Where do college basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
Did you hear one March Madness team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who is the scariest player in the 2024 March Madness?… Boo Buie.
Why was the basketball arena hot during the 2021 NCAA basketball tournament?… No fans. (Covid Jokes)
Did you hear one Final Four team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
What do they serve NCAA tournament basketball players to start their day?… Fast breaks.
“I’m a coach who believes in execution. Whenever I see [that player] shoot free throws, I want to execute him.” Rick Pitino(New York Jokes)
Who did the Alaskan Iditarod team cheer for in the 2023 NCAA Final Four?… The UConn Huskies. (2023 March Madness Jokes)
“No, but they gave one to me anyway.” – L.A. Lakers rookie Elden Campbell when asked if he earned a degree at Clemson University (College Jokes & California Jokes)
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
Why did John Calipari cross the road?… To hit up the ATM so he could pay another 6’11” forward. (Kentucky Jokes)
Who do skiers cheer for during 2024 NCAA March Madness?… The UConn Hu skies. (Dog Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles. (Dog Jokes)
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses a free throw?… Shoot.
Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time.(Spring Jokes
What’s a March Madness cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
Why is there a Texas school in the tournament called “Steve Austin”?… Because Stone Cold said so. (Wrestling Jokes & Texas Jokes)
Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
Two basketball teams play a final four game. The underdog team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team scored a basket. How can this be?… They were women’s basketball teams! (Final Four Jokes)
Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during March Madness?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
Why do ball boys carry mops during March Madness tournament basketball games?… So much dribbling on the court.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good March Madness knock-knock joke?
Why do NCAA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
Why couldn’t the The Outstanding basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good March Madness knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
How many NCAA Final Four basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it. (Car Jokes)
Why did the March Madness team have a frog in the starting lineup?… Because he could make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the 1st Round… A bawl club.
Did you hear one March Madness team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final four. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
What’s the difference between a Syracuse basketball player and a dog?… One dribbles, the other drools. (New York Jokes)
Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes & Art Jokes)
How many five star recruits does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Cheese Jokes)
Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
I saw a woman in Walmart who had March Madness teeth… She was down to her final 4!!! (Dentist Jokes)
What do you call a Georgetown player with a championship ring?… a senior citizen. (Grandparent Jokes & Final Four Jokes)
What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Rain. (Rain Jokes)
Why was the March Madness basketball court all wet?… All the players were dribbling on it!
What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
Why is the basketball arena hot after a March Madness game?… Because all the fans have left.
Why do basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… Donuts! They love to dunk them. (Donut Jokes)
What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)
Why is the basketball arena hot after the Elite Eight game?… Because all the fans have left.
What does the average blue chip recruit get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
What do you call the best college basketball team in the Universe?… A SuperNova. (Astronomy Jokes)
Why are frogs so good at basketball?… Because they always make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?… Because they dribble all over the court.
Why did the college basketball player sign up for the arts & crafts class?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets! (Art Jokes)
Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow. (Book Jokes)
Why do most college basketball players only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
Why do most college basketball coaches only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
Why don’t they hold NCAA March Madness tournament basketball games in the jungle?… Too many cheetahs.
Why is a referee like an angry chicken?… They both have foul mouths. (Chicken Jokes)
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses an open jumper?… Shoot.
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses a three point shot?… Shoot.
“I don’t like talking about money; all I know is the good Lord must have wanted me to have it.” Larry Bird
What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… You are pointless. (Geometry Jokes & Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
Why is the basketball arena hot after the Sweet Sixteen game?… Because all the fans have left.
Why do referees carry mops during March madness tournament basketball games?… Because there’s so much dribbling.
What did the Butler fan do after his team won the NCAA Championship?… Shut off his Xbox.
“I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.” Charles Barkley
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the 2nd Round… A bawl club.
In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… Basketball. (Easter Jokes)
Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes)
Why do most college basketball fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
What do you call the basketball team that loses in the 1st Round… A bawl club.
What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales. (Book Jokes)
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the Sweet Sixteen… A bawl club.
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the Elite Eight… A bawl club.
Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (Egg Jokes)
If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (Crayon Jokes)
Why is the basketball arena hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile toe! (Christmas Jokes)
Why is a baby good at basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling. (Baby Jokes)
Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Computer Jokes)
Why can’t you get a fairly officiated game in the jungle?… They are all cheetahs.
How do NCAA basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Pig Jokes)
If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed basketball with a newborn snake?… a bouncing baby boa. (Snake Jokes)
Why are basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling.
What do you call a pig with playing basketball?… A ball hog. (Pig Jokes)
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player?… A tall tale.
How do basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
Why couldn’t the baby make a basket?… Because he was always dribbling. (Baby Jokes)
Why was the basketball court wet?… Because people were dribbling on it!
I play in the over-40 basketball league. We don’t have jump balls. The ref just puts the ball on the floor and whoever can bend over and pick it up gets possession.
Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?… He wanted to beat the crowd.
What is the difference between Allen Iverson and time?… Time passes. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?.. Become a referee.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite March Madness team?… The DUKES of James Madison. (Boxing Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Did you see #1 Purdue crushed #8 Utah State 106 – 67?… They were boiling hot!
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ess 2022: An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again. (Cemetery Jokes & Kentucky Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did the Alabama equipment manager clean the basketball uniforms before the 1st trip to the Final Four in 2024?… With “Roll Tide.”
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did UConn make it to the 2024 Final Four?… They played defense like dogs. (Dog Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What did the announcer say when Naismith College Player of the Year Finalist went down with an injury?… “Houston, we have a problem.”
Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who are the ghosts cheering for in the 2024 March Madness?… Northwestern. They love Boo Buie.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did North Carolina beat Michigan State to advance to the Sweet 16?… They dug their Tar Heels” on defense.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Is it weird the James Madison Dukes played Duke?
March Madness 1979: Who is the Audubon’s Society’s favorite Final Four Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
Which Final Four locker room has the best music?… NC State. They have two DJs on the team. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (365 Music Jokes)
How did Alabama get the to the 2024 Final Four in Arizona?… They rolled on in!
Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%!
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A March Madness basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he was bouncing checks!
What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Brown University, Creighton Bluejays Butler Blue mascot, Duke Blue Devils, Harvard Crimson, Tulane Green Wave, Middle Tennessee State
March Madness 2023: How did the #1 Purdue fans react to the loss to #16 Fairleigh Dickinson? … They were boiling mad. (New Jersey Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
Why do Elite Eight fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four. (Golf Jokes & Final Four Jokes)
What is the unofficial candy bar of the NCAA basketball tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
What do March Madness basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most viewed NCAA Championship game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State vs. Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Did you hear about Hunter Dickson’s NIL deal… he will be a spokesman for the NRA.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Did you hear about Hunter Dickson’s possible NIL deals… it is between Cabela’s and Bass Pro Shops.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did Yale knock of Kentucky in the 1st round?… It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did Clemson knock of Baylor to advance to the Sweet 16?… The scratched and clawed.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What was the #1 drink in Phoneix, Arizona during 2024 Final Four Weekend?… The Boilermaker, in honor of Zach Edey and Purdue.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What was the #1 drink in Indiana during 2024 Final Four Weekend?… The Boilermaker, in honor of Zach Edey and Purdue.
What was the #1 watched show on TV Land during the Women’s Final Four in Cleveland in 2024?… MASH, the fans love Hawkeye.
What is Caitlin Clark’s #1 TV show?… MASH, she loves Hawkeye.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Why didn’t #12 Grand Canyon University knock of #4 Alabama to advance to the Sweet 16?… The talent gap was too wide.
When Austin Peay University had a player named Fly Williams, the students would chant, “The Fly is open! Let’s go Peay!” (Tennessee Jokes
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Grammar Jokes)
2021 March Madness Jokes: Who had Oral Roberts advancing in their March Madness bracket?… The American Dental Association! (Dentist Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Some people describe the historic 2023 Final Four as wonderful?… I would describe it as “ONE” derless.
What would be a great Final Four warm-up song?… (W)hoo(m)p! (There It Is) by Tag Team. (365 Music Jokes)
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Legends who competed against each other for the 1st time in the 1979 NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State & Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
March Madness 2023: How did the #15 Princeton Tigers get to the Sweet 16 beating #2 Arizona and #7 Missouri?… They scratched and clawed. (New Jersey Jokes)
March Madness 2023: How did #16 Fairleigh Dickinson upset #1 Purdue?… Not really sure. I guess it just was their knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
Who did the Alaskan Iditarod team cheer for in the 2024 NCAA March Madness?… The UConn Huskies. (2023 March Madness Jokes)
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when looking at the Houston Cougars started missing free throws at the end of the championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
What do you call a University of Arkansas basketball player who never passes the basketball?… A ball hog. (Arkansas Jokes)
Who is a lumberjack’s favorite March Madness player?… Kansas guard Nick “Timber” lake. (Kansas Jokes)
Where does the NCAA buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses?… Shoot.
Why didn’t the struggling NCAA basketball team have a website?… They can’t string three W’s together. (Computer Jokes)
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?… She ran away from the ball. (Cinderella Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What song was playing in the streets of Grambling, Louisiana after the First Four victory in 2024?… “Grambling on” by Led Zeppelin. (365 Music Jokes & Louisiana Jokes
“I told one player, ‘Son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’” Frank Layden (Grammar Jokes & New York Jokes)
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Hall of Famer who went 33 – 1, losing the NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State (Canoe Jokes)
Who do skiers cheer for during the 2024 March Madness?… The UConn Hu skies. (Dog Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
What 2024 March Madness fans need an XXL size hat?… More head State. (Hat Jokes)
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball team’s underdog win in the Final Four?… A tall tale. (Book Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Did you know the Netherlands set a viewing record for watching the Final Four in 2023… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the programs that appeared in their 1st Final Four in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the coach who appeared in his 1st Final Four in his first season as a Division I college coach in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
“The best thing about freshmen is they become sophomores.” (Not always true anymore!) Al McGuire Marquette Basketball Coach (Michigan Jokes)
Why did the March Madness college basketball player sign up for the arts & crafts class?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets! (Art Jokes)
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A Final Four basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about March Madness?
Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc. One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?” (College Jokes)
Did you know many people in the Netherlands follow March Madness… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
March Madness 2023: In the post-game interview, Coach Tobin Anderson was asked, how come you were not able to continue the Cinderella story and knock off FAU?… Not really sure. We worked our tails off. I guess it just wasn’t our knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
“When Xavier McDaniel plays against Orlando Wooldridge, it’s a coach’s dream – X vs O.” Mychal Thompson
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #2 seed loses to a #15 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #3 seed loses to a #14 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #4 seed loses to a #15 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate. (Movie Jokes / Disney Jokes / Cinderella Jokes / Utah Jokes)
Why is the basketball arena hot after the Final Four game?… Because all the fans have left.
What do you call the basketball team that loses in the Final Four?… A bawl club.
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when looking at the Houston Cougars free throws in the championship game 10/19 (53%)?… Houston, we have a problem.
What famous line was heard all around Texas during the 2023 Sweet Sixteen?…. Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
“Fans never fall asleep at our games because they’re afraid they might get hit with a pass.” George Raveling (California Jokes)
Where do college basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
Did you hear one March Madness team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who is the scariest player in the 2024 March Madness?… Boo Buie.
Why was the basketball arena hot during the 2021 NCAA basketball tournament?… No fans. (Covid Jokes)
Did you hear one Final Four team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
What do they serve NCAA tournament basketball players to start their day?… Fast breaks.
“I’m a coach who believes in execution. Whenever I see [that player] shoot free throws, I want to execute him.” Rick Pitino(New York Jokes)
Who did the Alaskan Iditarod team cheer for in the 2023 NCAA Final Four?… The UConn Huskies. (2023 March Madness Jokes)
“No, but they gave one to me anyway.” – L.A. Lakers rookie Elden Campbell when asked if he earned a degree at Clemson University (College Jokes & California Jokes)
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
Why did John Calipari cross the road?… To hit up the ATM so he could pay another 6’11” forward. (Kentucky Jokes)
Who do skiers cheer for during 2024 NCAA March Madness?… The UConn Hu skies. (Dog Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles. (Dog Jokes)
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses a free throw?… Shoot.
Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time.(Spring Jokes
What’s a March Madness cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
Why is there a Texas school in the tournament called “Steve Austin”?… Because Stone Cold said so. (Wrestling Jokes & Texas Jokes)
Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
Two basketball teams play a final four game. The underdog team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team scored a basket. How can this be?… They were women’s basketball teams! (Final Four Jokes)
Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during March Madness?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
Why do ball boys carry mops during March Madness tournament basketball games?… So much dribbling on the court.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good March Madness knock-knock joke?
Why do NCAA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
Why couldn’t the The Outstanding basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good March Madness knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
How many NCAA Final Four basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it. (Car Jokes)
Why did the March Madness team have a frog in the starting lineup?… Because he could make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the 1st Round… A bawl club.
Did you hear one March Madness team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final four. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
What’s the difference between a Syracuse basketball player and a dog?… One dribbles, the other drools. (New York Jokes)
Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes & Art Jokes)
How many five star recruits does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Cheese Jokes)
Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
I saw a woman in Walmart who had March Madness teeth… She was down to her final 4!!! (Dentist Jokes)
What do you call a Georgetown player with a championship ring?… a senior citizen. (Grandparent Jokes & Final Four Jokes)
What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Rain. (Rain Jokes)
Why was the March Madness basketball court all wet?… All the players were dribbling on it!
What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
Why is the basketball arena hot after a March Madness game?… Because all the fans have left.
Why do basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… Donuts! They love to dunk them. (Donut Jokes)
What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)
Why is the basketball arena hot after the Elite Eight game?… Because all the fans have left.
What does the average blue chip recruit get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
What do you call the best college basketball team in the Universe?… A SuperNova. (Astronomy Jokes)
Why are frogs so good at basketball?… Because they always make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?… Because they dribble all over the court.
Why did the college basketball player sign up for the arts & crafts class?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets! (Art Jokes)
Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow. (Book Jokes)
Why do most college basketball players only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
Why do most college basketball coaches only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
Why don’t they hold NCAA March Madness tournament basketball games in the jungle?… Too many cheetahs.
Why is a referee like an angry chicken?… They both have foul mouths. (Chicken Jokes)
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses an open jumper?… Shoot.
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses a three point shot?… Shoot.
“I don’t like talking about money; all I know is the good Lord must have wanted me to have it.” Larry Bird
What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… You are pointless. (Geometry Jokes & Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
Why is the basketball arena hot after the Sweet Sixteen game?… Because all the fans have left.
Why do referees carry mops during March madness tournament basketball games?… Because there’s so much dribbling.
What did the Butler fan do after his team won the NCAA Championship?… Shut off his Xbox.
“I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.” Charles Barkley
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the 2nd Round… A bawl club.
In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… Basketball. (Easter Jokes)
Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes)
Why do most college basketball fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
What do you call the basketball team that loses in the 1st Round… A bawl club.
What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales. (Book Jokes)
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the Sweet Sixteen… A bawl club.
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the Elite Eight… A bawl club.
Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (Egg Jokes)
If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (Crayon Jokes)
Why is the basketball arena hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile toe! (Christmas Jokes)
Why is a baby good at basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling. (Baby Jokes)
Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Computer Jokes)
Why can’t you get a fairly officiated game in the jungle?… They are all cheetahs.
How do NCAA basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Pig Jokes)
If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed basketball with a newborn snake?… a bouncing baby boa. (Snake Jokes)
Why are basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling.
What do you call a pig with playing basketball?… A ball hog. (Pig Jokes)
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player?… A tall tale.
How do basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
Why couldn’t the baby make a basket?… Because he was always dribbling. (Baby Jokes)
Why was the basketball court wet?… Because people were dribbling on it!
I play in the over-40 basketball league. We don’t have jump balls. The ref just puts the ball on the floor and whoever can bend over and pick it up gets possession.
Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?… He wanted to beat the crowd.
What is the difference between Allen Iverson and time?… Time passes. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?.. Become a referee.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite March Madness team?… The DUKES of James Madison. (Boxing Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Did you see #1 Purdue crushed #8 Utah State 106 – 67?… They were boiling hot!
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What is a great warm-up song for a basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (365 Music Jokes)
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: College Basketball Coach. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what my players did all year.”
Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his college basketball team?… His grade went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
What legendary college basketball would be a great major league baseball pitcher?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
Why did the college basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
They’re a college basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
Why do college basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
What do an angry bunny and the college basketball Slam Dunk basketball player have in common?… Mad hops.
Why did the college basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
Why can’t college basketball players go on vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
Why is basketball the grossest college sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
Why did the college basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
What’s a pirate’s favorite college basketball team?… Seton Hall Pirates. (Pirate Jokes)
What is a college basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
What legendary college basketball would be an awful major league baseball hitter?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
What is a sad, sad, college basketball team?… The Duke Blue Devils. (Psychology Jokes)
Which fast-food chain would be a good college basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at a college basketball game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at college basketball game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
What kind of stories are told by college basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
What do college basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What’s the difference between a college basketball player who is a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Why aren’t burgers too good at college basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Hamburger Jokes)
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A college basketball coach?” (Top Psychology Jokes)
Why did the college basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Quotes & Top 25 Jimmy V Quotes)
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (365 School Jokes)
What’s an eggs favorite college basketball team?… University of Yokelahomia. (Egg Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
Why do the UCLA basketball have to drink their coffee black?… Because KAREEM has graduated. (Coffee Jokes)
If a college basketball players gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile Toe. (Top Astronomy Jokes)
What’s the difference between a dog and a college basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles.
Did you hear about the college basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Computer Jokes)
My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot…. It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there. (Graduation Jokes)
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Super Bowl Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about college basketball?
What do the winning Super Bowl team, the #1 player on your college team, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
Why is a scrambled egg like a losing college basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good
college basketball knock-knock joke?
What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
Why are college basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… College basketball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Who was the poet of college basketball?… Longfellow.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good college basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
What’s one of an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia State. (Egg Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
If a college basketball team were chasing a college baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Sports Jokes)
Why couldn’t the college basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in college basketball?
Why do college basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
What’s a pirate’s favorite college basketball move?… Jump hook. (Pirate Jokes)
College basketball sued tennis for no reason… Now they have to go to court!
They’re a college basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
What New Year’s resolution should a college basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
Why did the college basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes)
What did the University of Delaware players wear to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe a New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
Why can’t you play college basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Pig Jokes)
Why was Cinderella such a bad college basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
Why can’t you get a fairly officiated college basketball game in the jungle?… They are all cheetahs. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What do you call a pig who never passes playing college basketball?… A ball hog.
Why can’t college basketball players go on vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
Why can’t college basketball players go on Spring Break?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
Why can’t college basketball players go on semester break?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
Where is a college basketball player’s favorite place to eat?… Dunkin’ Donuts.
What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?… Get out of the way. Why don’t college basketball players don’t like to leave their hometown?… They hate traveling so much.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score? Slam Drunk!
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
My dad is really good at basketball. He always told me, “I’ve been Duncan all my life.”
I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball. He brought a frisbee with him.
Why did the fish refuse to play basketball? He was afraid of the net.
Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player? Dunkin’ Donuts.
What’s the difference between Basketball players and Soccer players? Basketball players get actual injuries.
If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear? Depends.
Why hasn’t Europe ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Europe isn’t a country.
What do you call a shark that plays basketball? A Sharq.
Why does Jesus get nervous when playing basketball? He’s afraid of getting crossed up.
What do an angry bunny and a pro basketball player have in common? Mad hops. They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall. They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf.
The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court… The game would be canceled.
I used to be addicted to college basketball, but I rebounded.
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
Why are college basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling.
Why are frogs so good at college basketball?… Because they always make jump shots.
What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.”
What does a college basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?… Become a referee.
What’s the difference between the college basketball player and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Which are the best animals in college basketball?… A score-pion.
Why can’t you play college basketball in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why is a college basketball referee like an angry chicken?… They both have foul mouths.
Why is the college basketball arena hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
What do you call a college basketball player that misses dunks?… Alley Whoops.
What does a college basketball player say when he misses?… “Shoot.”
What is the difference between a Duke fan and a baby?… The baby will stop whining after a while.
Why did the college basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was learning how to draw fowls.
If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile toe! What do you call an unbelievable story about a college basketball player?… A tall tale.
What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles.
Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten.
In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… Basketball.
What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game? Root beer!
Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music? Because he broke a record!
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why didn’t the nose make the basketball team? He didn’t get picked.
What does a hunter do with a basketball? He shoots it!
How do basketball players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans.
If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. Because I’d always miss you.
What violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball? Ghoul tending.
What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next? A basketball coach.
Why was the basketball court wet? Because people were dribbling on it!
Why did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited? Because he was always putting on Airs.
I’ve got a great idea for an NBA-themed fast-food restaurant. I call it Shake-Shaq.
Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he’s a whistleblower.
God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell. “I know for a fact we are gonna win,” said God. “We have all the best players up here: Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on.” “I wouldn’t count on that, God,” said Satan. “You see, down here, we have all the referees.”
Just saw a fight between a basketball player and a YouTuber. Don’t listen to the media. The basketball player will win in the courts.
Basketball sued tennis for no reason. Now they have to go to court.
What is the urologist’s favorite part in basketball? The dribbles.
My tennis career has taught me I can be the best basketball player ever. Nothing but net.
Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? He shoots, he scores.
Did you hear about that bloody hilarious basketball team? The Hemoglobetrotters?
How did the guy with no hair do during his basketball game? Oh, he bald.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players? They dribble all the time.
I couldn’t figure out why the basketball kept getting larger and larger. Then it hit me.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season. Apparently they never take any shots.
Why can’t dinosaurs play basketball? Because they are dead.
Basketball players are the most upstanding members of society. They really are people to look up to.
Been watching basketball lately, and I gotta say I can hardly tolerate Kevin Durant. He stinks compared to his brother, Deo.
Why did the basketball team join a craft club? Because they wanted to learn how to make baskets!
I was going to pass it to you… But the hoop was open first.
What’s the difference between the New York Knicks and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
What do you call a shrimp that’s really good at basketball? Leprawn James.
Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They aren’t allowed to travel.
Basketball players are afraid of themselves. They don’t like great heights.
A brawl took place in a basketball game. A judge came in and used his gavel to stop it. He brought order in the court.
Did you hear about that new sci-fi basketball show? It’s called Hooper Natural.
I couldn’t figure out why the basketball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Why don’t fish like basketball? They’re afraid of the nets.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the college basketball team?… She ran away from the ball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What do you call an unbelievable story about a college basketball player?… A tall tale.
How do college basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc. One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”
What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for autumn?… Taco Fall. (Taco Jokes)
What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Middle School Jokes)
Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play basketball.
What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… University of Central Yokelahomia. (Egg Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
Why is a baby good at college basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling.
What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
Tennis sued college basketball for no reason… Now they have to go to court!
What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Tacko Fall. (Taco Jokes)
Who is a worm’s favorite basketball player?… Dennis Rodman AKA “the worm.” (Worm Jokes)
Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a college basketball team. (Top Coffee Jokes & Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Why did the elephants stampede onto the basketball court?… They played for the Chargers.
What is the favorite sport of a bass fish?… Bass-get-ball.
What do you call a ninja who is good at basketball?… A Kobe Shinobi!
What do you call a basketball player who smells really good?… Kevin Deodurant.
If a college baseball team were chasing a college basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine after five. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Sports Jokes)
Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?… He wanted to beat the crowd.
How do you keep a Milwaukee Bucks player out of your yard? Put up a basketball net.
What is Santa’s favorite basketball team? The New York Old St. Nicks.
I hear that Mr. Worldwide often gets called out in basketball. He’s always trying to travel.
How do you know when it’s LeBron James’ Birthday? Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
What do you call a fantasy show about college basketball?… Hooper-natural.
What’s the difference between the Miami Heats and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? The Detroit Pistons.
Why couldn’t the baby make a basket? Because he was always dribbling.

Youth Basketball Jokes

#1 Book for Teaching Players How to Shoot a Basketball

Post author By youthbasketball123
Post date November 8, 2021
Categories In Basketball Shooting Fundamentals, College Basketball, High School Basketball, Shooting a Basketball, Youth Basketball Drills

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Knock Knock Basketball Jokes

Post author By youthbasketball123
Post date November 8, 2021
Categories In Coaching Youth Basketball, Youth Basketball, Youth Basketball Drills
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Google Search “Knock Knock Basketball Jokes”

Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this college basketball season?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in basketball in the Summer Olympics? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about basketball?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe come over and play basketball? ‍
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Dozen… Dozen who?… Dozen anyone want to come and shoot some basketballs?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good basketball knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Dozen… Dozen who?… Dozen anyone want to come and shoot some basketballs?
Knock Knock Who’s there?… Fred Fred who?… Fred I can’t play basketball today!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Meow Meow who?… Take meow to the ball game!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Les Les who?… Les go and play basketball!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Uriah Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Wanda Wanda who?… Wanda buy a new basketball?

Youth Basketball Jokes

Post author By youthbasketball123
Post date November 8, 2021
Categories In Coaching Youth Basketball, Youth Basketball
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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best youth basketball jokes.
Why do youth basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
Why is basketball the grossest youth sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
What has a net but can’t catch?… A basketball hoop!
Why was Cinderella never any good at basketball?… Because her coach was a pumpkin!
Why did the youth basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
Why is a baby good at basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling.
What kind of stories are told by youth basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
Where do youth basketball players go to dance?… Basket Balls! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
Tom’s basketball coach has five players: four are named Koko, Momo, Lolo and Jojo. What is the fifth player’s name?… Tom.
Two basketball teams play a game. The home team wins, but not a single man from either team scored a basket. How could this be? It was a women’s basketball team!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about youth basketball?
How many players are on the basketball court for each team in the NBA?… Five! The key is ‘each team’!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe come over and play basketball? ‍
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Dozen… Dozen who?… Dozen anyone want to come and shoot some basketballs?
Why are basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Dozen… Dozen who?… Dozen anyone want to come and shoot some basketballs?
Knock Knock Who’s there?… Fred… Fred who?… Fred I can’t play basketball today!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Meow Meow who?… Take meow to the ball game!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Les Les who?… Les go and play basketball!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Uriah Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Wanda Wanda who?… Wanda buy a new basketball?
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: Youth Basketball Coach. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what my players did all year.”
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good youth basketball knock-knock joke?
They’re a youth basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
What do an angry bunny and the youth basketball player who can touch the net have in common?… Mad hops.
Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his youth basketball team?… He was academically ineligible. He went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
What is a great warm-up song for a youth basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (365 Music Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in basketball in March Madness? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes & Daylight Saving Jokes)
What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
Where do basketball players take their significant others to dance?… Basket Balls! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City Thunder. (Egg Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes)
Why did the youth basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot. It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there. (Graduation Jokes)
What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
Why can’t you get a fairly officiated game in the jungle?… They are all cheetahs. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles.
Which fast-food chain would be a good youth basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
Why violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?… Ghoul tending.
What kind of basketball team cries when it loses?… A bawl club.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in basketball in NBA Finals? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about March Madness. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a basketball fan. My parents love football, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a basketball fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Super Bowl Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about basketball? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Tacko Fall. (Taco Jokes)
What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. (Pirate Jokes)
What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow.
Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Pig Jokes)
Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Hamburger Jokes)
What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good basketball knock-knock jokes?
Basketball sued tennis for no reason… Now they have to go to court!
Why did the basketball sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Who is a worm’s favorite basketball player?… Dennis Rodman AKA “the worm.” (Worm Jokes)
Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team. (Top Coffee Jokes & Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What New Year’s resolution should a middle school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Sports Jokes)
Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What did the march say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Quotes & Top 25 Jimmy V Quotes)
In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… Basketball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Why are basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?… Because they dribble all over the court. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What do you call a pig with playing basketball?… A ball hog.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?… She ran away from the ball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get… Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player?… A tall tale.
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (365 School Jokes)
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?” (Top Psychology Jokes)
Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record!
How do basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
Hanging in the hallway at the High School are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc. One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”
What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for autumn?… Taco Fall. (Taco Jokes)
What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Middle School Jokes)
Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play basketball.
Why did the basketball team join a craft club?… Because they wanted to learn how to make baskets!
How do basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans! 3
What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?… Get out of the way!
Why can’t you play a fair game of basketball in the jungle?… Because there’s too many cheetahs!
Where do point guards take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls!
Where do centers take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls!
Where do shooting guards take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls!
Where do power forwards take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls!
Where is a basketball players favorite place to eat?… Dunkin’ Doughnuts!
What’s the first meal of the day called for basketball players?… Fast Breaks!
Why can’t dinosaurs play basketball?… Because they’re extinct!
Where do basketball players get their uniforms from?… New Jersey!
Why are frogs so good at basketball?… Because they always make jump shots!
Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?… Because he was a record breaker!
What’s the difference between someone who hogs the ball and time?… Time always passes!
Why are basketball players messy eaters?… Because they’re always dribbling!
Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they love to dunk them!
Why was the basketball court dripping wet?… Because the basketball player kept dribbling all over it!
What do you call a pig who won’t pass the ball?… A ball hog!
Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… Because they always hog the ball!
What’s the difference between a Labrador and a basketball player?… One drools and the other one dribbles!
What have scrambled eggs and a losing basketball team got in common? … They’ve both been beaten!
Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the basketball team?… Because she kept running away from the ball!
Why did the basketball player go to prison?… Because he shot the ball!
What are basketball players favorite type of stories?… Tall Tales!
What do the basketball players say when they miss a basket?… Shoot!
Why are babies good at basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling!
Basketball Riddle: A man throws a basketball as hard as he can. There is nothing in front, behind or either side of him but the ball comes back and hits him in the face. How can this be? He threw the ball straight up in the air!
Why wouldn’t the basketball team play with the third basketball?… Because it was an oddball out!
Where do basketball players take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
Where do basketball players take their boyfriends to dance?… Basket Balls! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
What New Year’s resolution should a college basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
What New Year’s resolution should a prep school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)