365 Funny Basketball Jokes

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March Jokes / March Madness Jokes

  1. Why aren’t pancakes too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Hamburger Jokes)
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in basketball in March Madness? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  3. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Quotes & Top 25 Jimmy V Quotes)
  4. Tom’s basketball coach has five players: four are named Koko, Momo, Lolo and Jojo. What is the fifth player’s name?… Tom.
  5. What did the march say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Quotes & Top 25 Jimmy V Quotes)
  6. March 6th Oreo Cookie Day: Why do college basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  7. March 20th World Frog Day: Why are frogs so good at basketball?… Because they always make jump shots!
  8. Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)

January Jokes for Kids

  1. What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs Basketball Jokes)
  2. What did Bugs Bunny say to the Looney Tunes Squad at the New Year’s Day Practice?… Hoppy New Year!
  3. What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs Middle School Jokes)
  4. What is a great warm-up song for a basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (365 Music Jokes)
  5. Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
  6. My tennis career has taught me I can be the best basketball player ever… Nothing but net. (Tennis Jokes)
  7. What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. (Pirate Jokes)
  8. What legendary college basketball would be a great major league baseball pitcher?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
  9. Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Movie Jokes & Music Jokes)
  10. Why do college basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  11. What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss! (Cheese Jokes)
  12. What do an angry bunny and a pro basketball player have in common?… Mad hops.
  13. They’re a basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  14. Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  15. What kind of stories are told by college basketball players?…. Tall Tales. (Library Jokes)
  16. What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a game?… Root beer! (365 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
  17. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
  18. Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
  19. What’s a pirate’s favorite college basketball team?… Seton Hall Pirates. (Pirate Jokes)
  20. Why is basketball the grossest college sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
  21. The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court… The game would be canceled. (Whale Jokes)
  22. In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… basketball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)

May Jokes.

  1. National Hamburger Day: Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Hamburger Jokes)

June Jokes

  1. June 4th National Cheese Day: What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss! (Cheese Jokes)

July Jokes

  1. What NBA player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom(4th of July Jokes)

September Jokes

  1. National Talk Like a Pirate Day: What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. 
  2. Where do point guards take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls!

October Jokes

  1. Why violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?… Ghoul tending.
  2. National Taco Day: What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Tacko Fall. (Taco Jokes)
  3. Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)

November Jokes for Kids

  1. November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
  2. What legendary college basketball would be a great major league baseball pitcher?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
  3. Why do college basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this college basketball season? (Knock Knock Basketball Jokes)
  5. Why can’t college basketball players go home for Thanksgiving break?… They aren’t allowed to travel. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  6. Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes & NBA Basketball Jokes)
  7. Why is a baby good at basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling. (Baby Jokes)
  8. Where do basketball players get their uniforms from?… New Jersey!
  9. Thanksgiving Jokes: If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  10. Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Movie Jokes & Music Jokes)
  11. What’s the first meal of the day called for basketball players?… Fast Breaks!
  12. Where is a basketball player’s favorite place to eat?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes)
  13. “He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (365 School Jokes)
  14. The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.  Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”  A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?” (Psychology Jokes)
  15. What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
  16. What has a net but can’t catch?… A basketball hoop!
  17. Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  18. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.”
  19. What’s a pirate’s favorite college basketball team?… Seton Hall Pirates. (Pirate Jokes)
  20. Why is basketball the grossest college sport?… Because they dribble all over the court. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)

December Jokes for Kids

  1. What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  2. What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  3. Why can’t college basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  4. If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe! (Astronomy Jokes)
  5. What version of the National Anthem is most popular in high school gyms before a basketball during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance)
  6. What is a basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  7. December 6th What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  8. What is a basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  9. What is Santa’s favorite basketball team?… The New York Old St. Nicks. (NBA Jokes)
  10. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin, (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance)
  11. What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs Basketball Jokes)
  12. Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his college basketball team?… His grade went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  13. New Year’s Eve Jokes: What song is best for a youth basketball working on his game on New Year’s Eve?… A shot in the Dark bu Ozzy Osbourne. (365 Music Jokes)

February Jokes

  1. February 2nd: Groundhog Day: What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  2. If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (March Madness Jokes)

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