World’s Best Basketball Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes.
  2. Who is the best Star Wars character at basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi. (Star Wars Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  3. Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” (North Carolina Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  4. A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  5. What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!” (Christmas Basketball Jokes)
  6. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird.
  7. Why do basketball players leave cookies for Santa?… So he can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  8. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes Pilgrim Jokes)
  9. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… the drumsticks.
  10. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What sound does a limping turkey make after a sprained ankle at a basketball game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
  11. What do the winning Karl Malone, Santa Clause, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  12. What is a basketball player’s favorite thing about astronomy?… Shooting stars. (Astronomy Jokes)
  13. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  14. Why can’t basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  15. What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  16. Why are college basketball coaches so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Golf Jokes)
  17. Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Movie Jokes & Music Jokes)
  18. What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. (Pirate Jokes)
  19. The anti-vax basketball team lost every game they played…. Apparently they never take any shots. (Covid Jokes)
  20. What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  21. Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his college basketball team?… His grade went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  22. If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  23. What did Delaware to the Christmas basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  24. What do NBA basketball cheerleaders drink before they perform at an NBA Christmas Day game?… Root beer! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  25. What Christmas song does a basketball player like?… Dunk the Halls with Boughs of Holly.
  26. What song describes a youth basketball player practicing on Christmas Eve… A shot in the dark. (Music Jokes)
  27. How do basketball players stay cool during a Christmas Day game?… They stand near the fans.
  28. Why did the North Pole basketball team struggle?… They had low elf esteem!
  29. Why do basketball players leave donuts for Santa?… So he can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  30. Why do basketball players love Christmas cookies?… Because they can dunk them!
  31. What kind of coffee do basketball players leave for Santa?… Dunkin’ Donuts
  32. Why did the basketball player sign up for the crafting club?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets for Christmas presents!
  33. What kind of stories are told by basketball players on Christmas Eve?…. Tall Tales.
  34. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  35. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Christmas.
  36. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good basketball joke for Christmas?
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good basketball joke for Christmas knock-knock joke?
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Christmas basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  39. What is a college basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  40. What is a high school basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  41. What is a youth basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  42. What is Santa’s elves favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  43. What is Rudolph’ss favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  44. Why can’t college basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  45. Why can’t NBA basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  46. Why can’t youth basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  47. If a college basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
  48. If a high school basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
  49. If a youth basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
  50. What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The New York Saint Nicks. (Christmas Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  51. What is a basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  52. What is a basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  53. What version of the National Anthem is most popular in high school gyms before a basketball during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (High School Basketball Jokes)
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  55. Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
  56. Coach Krzyzewski Baseball Career: Coach K had an amazing career as a college basketball coach. Many people do not know that before coaching basketball, he was a baseball player. He was a solid infielder and outfield, but Coach “K” was the worst hitter on the team. Coach K was always a focused on team success from a very young age. The baseball coach saw this and want to find a role for him. He tried him out on the mound and found out that Coach K was a fantastic pitcher. He finished the season pitching and lead the pitching staff in strikeouts. He truly was Coach K! (North Carolina Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  57. November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
  58. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  59. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… the drumsticks.
  60. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What is a Pilgrim’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  61. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What is a turkey’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  62. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Thanksgiving.
  63. If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  64. What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… the drumsticks.
  65. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys the page dedicated to basketball jokes for Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  66. If the Pilgrims were alive today AND played basketball, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  67. What’s the best dance to do at a Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  68. What band is great to listen to before a Thanksgiving family basketball game?… The Cranberries! (Music Jokes)
  69. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to before playing a basketball game?… Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  70. Which English pop singer is would be a good choice to sing the national anthem around Thanksgiving?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  71. What is the #1 defensive play for Thanksgiving?… The “stuff!”
  72. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
  73. What sound does a limping turkey make after a sprained ankle at a basketball game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
  74. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving basketball jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
  75. What is a Pilgrim’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  76. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving basketball game?… Your nose. (Biology Jokes)
  77. What do you wear to a Thanksgiving basketball game?… A Har – VEST. (Fall Jokes)
  78. I wasn’t going to play basketball on Thanksgiving, but my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  79. What is a turkey’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  80. If the Pilgrims came on the Mayflower then what does the basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Teacher Jokes Pilgrim Jokes)
  81. Why can’t you take a turkey to a basketball game?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Turkey Jokes)
  82. What happened when the turkey got into a fight at the basketball game?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Turkey Jokes Boxing Jokes)
  83. If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?… Scholar ships. (College Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  84. October 9thLeif Erikson Day Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling. (World Geography Jokes)
  85. October 10th Columbus Day JokesWhy was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was always traveled. (World Geography Jokes)
  86. What role does a Dalmatian Dog fill on a basketball team?… A “spot” shooter.
  87. What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss! (Cheese Jokes)
  88. My tennis career has taught me I can be the best basketball player ever… Nothing but net. (Tennis Jokes)
  89. Where do point guards take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls! (Dance Jokes)
  90. Basketball stars don’t pass away – they just crossover. (Cemetery Jokes)
  91. What do you call a movie about Lebron James in the NBA Finals?… The Loss of the Rings. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  92. Why did the basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
  93. What’s the first meal of the day called for basketball players?… Fast Breaks! (Breakfast Jokes)
  94. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better basketball player. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  95. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better rebounder. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  96. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better passer. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  97. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better basketball coach. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  98. Why would Coach Dean Smith lover to have at least 5 anti-vax basketball basketball player for his Four Corners offense. l…. they never take any shots. (North Carolina Jokes)
  99. What reggae song do basketball players like?… Welcome to Jamrock.
  100. What legendary college basketball would be a great major league baseball pitcher?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
  101. What violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?… Ghoul tending. (Ghost Jokes)
  102. The Thompson Twins were an amazing musical group in the 80s. Most people don’t know they were also decent at basketball and had a sharp shooting dad. They often entered local 3 on 3 basketball tournaments and stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (365 Music Jokes)
  103. What’s the difference between treasury bonds and Duke fans?… Treasury bonds eventually mature.
  104. Why are college basketball players so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Golf Jokes)
  105. Why are college basketball players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore.
  106. What did tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?… It LeBronzed James.
  107. What is a great warm-up song for a basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (365 Music Jokes)
  108. Worst basketball warm-up song?… Another brick in the wall. (365 Music Jokes)
  109. Why can’t college basketball players go on vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  110. Why do basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  111. What do an angry bunny and a NBA Dunk Champion have in common?… Mad hops.
  112. What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  113. What great American and NBA player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom. (4th of July Jokes)
  114. Best play when you are playing on the same team as your dad?… Pick and Pop. (Dad Jokes)
  115. Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  116. What kind of stories are told by college basketball players?…. Tall Tales. (Library Jokes)
  117. Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Hamburger Jokes)
  118. They’re a basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  119. Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his college basketball team?… His grade went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  120. What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan (Pumpkin Jokes)
  121. What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  122. Why does an octopus perform poorly on a basketball court?… It’s always getting tentacle fouls. (Octopus Jokes)
  123. Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  124. Why was Darth Vader bad at basketball?… He always choked. (Star Wars Jokes)
  125. Why are spiders great at basketball?… Because they’re eight-footers.
  126. Did you hear about the O’Reilly twins and their dad in the St. Patrick’s Day 3 on 3 basketball tournaments? They stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  127. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about basketball? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  128. Would you ever play on an anti-vax basketball team even though you are vaccinated?…. I sure would. They never take any shots. (Covid Jokes)
  129. Did you hear about the Father and Son team that won the 2 on 2 basketball tournament? …. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (Dad Jokes)
  130. Did you hear about Mr. O’Reilly and his daughter that won the 2 on 2 basketball tournament? …. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (Dad Jokes)
  131. Coach Popovich’s favorite play?… Pick and Pop.
  132. What do you call a monkey that wins a basketball championship?… A chimpion.
  133. I hear that Mr. Worldwide often gets called out in basketball… He’s always traveling.
  134. Why didn’t the nose make the basketball team?… He didn’t get picked.
  135. Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes)
  136. What is a sad, sad, college basketball team?… The Duke Blue Devils. (Psychology Jokes)
  137. What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a game?… Root beer! (365 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
  138. What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs Basketball Jokes)
  139. Why can’t dinosaurs play basketball?… Because they’re extinct!
  140. What legendary college basketball would be an awful major league baseball hitter?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
  141. What’s the difference between a basketball player who is a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  142. In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… basketball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  143. What’s the difference between the bad basketball player and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  144. They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall… They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf.
  145. What do you call a college basketball player that misses dunks?… Alley Whoops.
  146. I used to be addicted to basketball… but I rebounded.
  147. Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Computer Jokes)
  148. Two basketball teams play a game. The home team wins, but not a single man from either team scored a basket. How could this be?… It was a women’s basketball team!
  149. Why do retired basketball players open a brewery?… Because they’ve got hops
  150. I got 99 problems but my game ain’t one.
  151. Basketball makes me happy; You… not so much.
  152. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Quotes & Top 25 Jimmy V Quotes)
  153. What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… A basketball coach.
  154. What has a net but can’t catch?… A basketball hoop.
  155. Why don’t basketball players don’t like to leave their hometown?… They hate traveling so much.
  156. Why do the UCLA basketball have to drink their coffee black?… Because KAREEM has graduated. (Coffee Jokes)
  157. Why aren’t pancakes too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Hamburger Jokes)
  158. The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.  Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”  A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?” (Top Psychology Jokes)
  159. I couldn’t figure out why the basketball kept getting bigger and bigger… Then it hit me.
  160. Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc.  One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”
  161. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
  162. Basketball sued tennis for no reason… Now they have to go to court!
  163. Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
  164. If a basketball players gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile Toe. (Astronomy Jokes & Astronaut Jokes)
  165. What’s the difference between a dog and a college basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles.
  166. What’s a pirate’s favorite college basketball team?… Seton Hall Pirates. (Pirate Jokes)
  167. Basketball players are the most upstanding members of society… They really are people to look up to.
  168. I was going to pass it to you… But the hoop was open first.
  169. A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Super Bowl Jokes)
  170. Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
  171. What does a hunter do with a basketball?… He shoots it!
  172. Basketball players are the most upstanding members of society… They really are people to look up to.
  173. If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes Pilgrim Jokes)
  174. Why couldn’t the really good basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record!
  175. Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he’s a whistleblower.
  176. If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot… Because I’d always miss you.
  177. What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?… Become a referee.
  178. What did the Delaware players wear to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe a New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  179. Why did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited?… Because he was always putting on Airs.
  180. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in college basketball? 
  181. I don’t usually roll a joint, but when I do… it’s my ankle.
  182. What do you call a shrimp that’s really good at basketball?… Leprawn James.
  183. Why did the fish refuse to play basketball?… He was afraid of the net.
  184. What do the winning Super Bowl team, the #1 player on your college team, and the mailman have in common?… They always  (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  185. I have been watching basketball lately, and I gotta say I can hardly tolerate Kevin Durant.. He stinks compared to his brother, Deo.
  186. Did you hear about the basketball player who tried to shoot hoops on a hockey rink?… Scottie Slippen.
  1. My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot…. It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there. (Graduation Jokes)
  2. I’ve got a great idea for an NBA-themed fast-food restaurant… I call it Shake-Shaq
  3. What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The New York Saint Nicks. (Christmas Jokes)
  4. “He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (365 School Jokes)
  5. What’s an eggs favorite college basketball team?… University of Yokelahomia. (Egg Jokes Oklahoma Jokes)
  6. Why is basketball the grossest college sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
  7. Why are frogs so good at basketball?… Because they always make jump shots.
  8. The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court… The game would be canceled. (Whale Jokes)
  9. What do you call a basketball player who smells really good?… Kevin Deodurant.
  10. Where is a college basketball player’s favorite place to eat?… Dunkin’ Donuts.
  11. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
  12. Why can’t you play basketball in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs.
  13. What does a college basketball player say when he misses?… “Shoot.”
  14. Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  15. If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear?… Depends.
  16. Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow.
  17. Which are the best animals in basketball?… A score-pion.
  18. God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell. “I know for a fact we are gonna win,” said God. “We have all the best players up here: Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on.” “I wouldn’t count on that, God,” said Satan. “You see, down here, we have all the referees.”
  19. Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Pig Jokes)
  20. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance)
  21. Why do college basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  22. Tennis sued college basketball for no reason… Now they have to go to court!
  23. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Tacko Fall. (Taco Jokes)
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Uriah… Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the basektball!
  25. Who is a worm’s favorite basketball player?… Dennis Rodman AKA “the worm.” (Worm Jokes)
  26. What’s the difference between basketball players and soccer players?… Basketball players get actual injuries.
  27. What is a basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  28. Why are basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling.
  29. How did the guy with no hair do during his basketball game?… Oh, he bald!
  30. What is a basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  31. What do you call a shark that plays basketball?… A Sharq.
  32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe play basketball with me?
  33. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about basketball?
  34. Just saw a fight between a basketball player and a YouTuber. Don’t listen to the media… The basketball player will win in the courts.
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good college basketball knock-knock joke?
  36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Dozen… Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to play some basketball?
  37. What’s one of an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia State. (Egg Jokes Oklahoma Jokes)
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Fred… Fred who?… Fred I can’t go to the movies. I have to work on my basketball game today!
  39. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Sports Jokes)
  40. How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  42. Why hasn’t Europe ever won Olympic gold in basketball?… Because Europe isn’t a country.
  43. I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball… He brought a frisbee with him.
  44. Why was Cinderella such a bad college basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
  45. Why can’t you get a fairly officiated college basketball game in the jungle?… They are all cheetahs. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  46. What do you call a pig who never passes playing college basketball?… A ball hog.
  47. Why can’t college basketball players go on vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  48. Why can’t college basketball players go on Spring Break?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  49. Why did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited?… Because he was always putting on Airs.
  50. Why can’t college basketball players go on semester break?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  51. What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?… Get out of the way.
  52. My dad is really good at basketball. He always told me, “I’ve been Duncan all my life.”
  53. Did you hear about that bloody hilarious basketball team?… The Hemoglobetrotters?
  54. If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue, he would be Shaquille O’Teal.
  55. Why is a basketball referee like an angry chicken?… They both have foul mouths.
  56. Why couldn’t the baby make a basket?… Because he was always dribbling.
  57. Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?… He wanted to beat the crowd.
  58. What do you call a ninja who is good at basketball?… A Kobe Shinobi!
  59. What is the favorite sport of a bass fish?… Bass-get-ball.
  60. What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  61. Why don’t fish like basketball?… They’re afraid of the nets.
  62. A brawl took place in a basketball game. A judge came in and used his gavel to stop it. He brought order in the court.
  63. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  64. Why is the basketball arena hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
  65. What is the difference between a Duke fan and a baby?… The baby will stop whining after a while.
  66. Why did the college basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was learning how to draw fowls.
  67. What do you call an unbelievable story about a college basketball player?… A tall tale.
  68. How do basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
  69. Why was the basketball court wet?… Because people were dribbling on it!
  70. Basketball sued tennis for no reason. Now they have to go to court.
  71. What is the urologist’s favorite part in basketball?… The dribbles.
  72. Who’s the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?… Kobe-Wan Kenobi
  73. Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?… They dribble all the time.
  74. Basketball players are afraid of themselves… They don’t like great heights.
  75. Why can’t dinosaurs play basketball?… Because they are dead.
  76. Why did the basketball team join a craft club?… Because they wanted to learn how to make baskets!
  77. What’s the difference between the New York Knicks and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  78. Did you hear about that new sci-fi basketball show?… It’s called Hooper Natural.
  79. Why was Cinderella thrown off the college basketball team?… She ran away from the ball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  80. How do college basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
  81. How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
  82. What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
  83. Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
  84. What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs Middle School Jokes)
  85. Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play basketball.
  86. What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… University of Central Yokelahomia. (Egg Jokes Oklahoma Jokes)
  87. Why is a baby good at college basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling.
  88. Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team. (Top Coffee Jokes & Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  89. If a college baseball team were chasing a college basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine after five. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Sports Jokes)
  90. How do you keep a Milwaukee Bucks player out of your yard?… Put up a basketball net.
  91. How do you know when it’s LeBron James’ Birthday?… Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
  92. What do you call a fantasy show about college basketball?… Hooper-natural.
  93. What’s the difference between the Miami Heats and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  94. What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?… The Detroit Pistons.
  95. Offensively, James Harden is outstanding. Defensively, he’s just out standing.
  96. Why does Jesus get nervous when playing basketball?… He’s afraid of getting crossed up.
  97. What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?… Slam Drunk!
  98. What do you call a Knicks player with a championship ring?… A senior citizen.
  99. What do you call a failed Alley Oop?… An Alley Oops!
  100. Our basketball coach loves dogs… he has three-point setters.
  101. The man walking through the airport with a basketball must’ve been traveling.
  102. A “Bawler” is a sad basketball player.
  103. What would you get if you crossed a basketball with a newborn snake?… A bouncing baby boa.
  104. There are so many bricks this must be a construction site.
  105. Who is the best Star Wars character at basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi.
  106. I talk a lot of trash on the basketball court because my skills are garbage.
  107. Why were the basketball team’s jersey’s so full of static?… The team was out of bounce.
  108. What do you do when you see a lion with a basketball?… Get out of the way.
  109. Why were the basketball team’s jersey’s so full of static?… The team was out of bounce.
  110. You can build a wall with all of these bricks!
  111. No blood; No foul!
  112. Jimmy’s basketball coach has five players: four are named Tommy, Slim, Slick and Speedy. What is the fifth player’s name?… Jimmy.
  113. Where do basketball players get their uniforms from?… New Jersey!
  114. Why wouldn’t the basketball team play with the third basketball?… Because it was an oddball out!
  115. Why aren’t birds allowed to play basketball?… They commit too many fowls.
  116. Toronto missed out on an opportunity to call their basketball team the Torontosaurus Rexes.
  117. Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.

Black Friday Basketball Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Black Friday jokes.
  2. I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a new basketball hoop on Black Friday… It’s going to be grand. (Computer Jokes)
  3. How do you prevent an elephant from charging in basketball?… Take away it’s credit card. (Elephant Jokes)
  4. Where did George Washington buy his 1st basketball?… At the chopping mall. (Presidents Day Jokes)
  5. I completed did a workout late today, looks like my coach is giving black Friday deals too… 50% off. (180 School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  6. What do you call an amazing Black Friday special that gives you free cake when you buy a basketball?… A sweet deal. (Cake Jokes)
  7. A dog goes into a camping store and buys a tent. The cashier says, “You don’t see a dog in here buying a basketball ho0p very often.” The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.” (Dog jokes for Kids & Camping Jokes)

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