High School Basketball Jokes

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  1. Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his high school basketball team?… His grade went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  2. What is a great warm-up song for a high school basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC.
  3. They’re a high school basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  4. What do an angry bunny and the high school basketball Slam Dunk basketball champion have in common?… Mad hops.
  5. How did the losing high school basketball respond to the question “What do you think of the execution of your team?”… I am in favor of it.
  6. What kind of stories are told by high school basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  7. Why do high school basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  8. What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
  9. What version of the National Anthem is most popular in high school gyms before a basketball during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance))
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this NBA basketball season? (Knock Knock Basketball Jokes)
  11. Why can’t NBA basketball players go home for Thanksgiving break?… They aren’t allowed to travel. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  12. Why did the high school basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  13. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
  14. Which fast-food chain would be a good high school basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
  15. Why is basketball the grossest high school sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
  16. Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes & NBA Basketball Jokes)
  17. Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.