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- Basketball Jokes for Valentine’s Day: Who loves to shoot 3’s?… Cupid!
- Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- Christmas Basketball Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!” (Christmas Basketball Jokes)
- Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Day: What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more.
- Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: What does the NBA Dunk Champion say on New Year’s Eve?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)
- A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
- What is a heart surgeons’s favorite basketball team of all time?… 1983 N.C. State NCAA Champions – the Cardiac Pack.
- Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Movie Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What is a basketball player’s favorite thing about astronomy?… Shooting stars. (Astronomy Jokes)
- What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
- Who is the best Star Wars character at basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi. (Star Wars Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
- What do the winning Karl Malone, Santa Claus, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
- What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. (Pirate Jokes)
- Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” (North Carolina Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
- Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What sound does a limping turkey make after a sprained ankle at a basketball game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
- Who is the #1 choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
- Why do basketball players leave cookies for Santa?… So he can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
- What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- The anti-vax basketball team lost every game they played…. Apparently they never take any shots. (Covid Jokes)
- What do the winning Karl Malone, Santa Claus, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
- Why can’t basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
- What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
- Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… The drumsticks.
- Why are college basketball coaches so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Golf Jokes)
- What did Delaware to the Christmas basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
- Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his college basketball team?… His grade went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes.
- If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get… Missile Toe! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
- What did Delaware to the Christmas basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
- What do NBA basketball cheerleaders drink before they perform at an NBA Christmas Day game?… Root beer! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- What Christmas song does a basketball player like?… Dunk the Halls with Boughs of Holly.
- What song describes a youth basketball player practicing on Christmas Eve… A shot in the dark. (Music Jokes)
- How do basketball players stay cool during a Christmas Day game?… They stand near the fans.
- Why did the North Pole basketball team struggle?… They had low elf esteem!
- Why do basketball players leave donuts for Santa?… So he can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
- Why do basketball players love Christmas cookies?… Because they can dunk them!
- What kind of coffee do basketball players leave for Santa?… Dunkin’ Donuts
- Why did the basketball player sign up for the crafting club?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets for Christmas presents!
- What kind of stories are told by basketball players on Christmas Eve?…. Tall Tales.
- Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Christmas.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good basketball joke for Christmas?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good basketball joke for Christmas knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Christmas basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What is a college basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What is a high school basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What is a youth basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What is Santa’s elves favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
- What is Rudolph’ss favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
- Why can’t college basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
- Why can’t NBA basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
- Why can’t youth basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
- If a college basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get… Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
- If a high school basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get… Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
- If a youth basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get… Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
- What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The New York Saint Nicks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
- What is a basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What is a basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What version of the National Anthem is most popular in high school gyms before a basketball during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (High School Basketball Jokes)
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- Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
- Coach Krzyzewski Baseball Career: Coach K had an amazing career as a college basketball coach. Many people do not know that before coaching basketball, he was a baseball player. He was a solid infielder and outfield, but Coach “K” was the worst hitter on the team. Coach K was always a focused on team success from a very young age. The baseball coach saw this and want to find a role for him. He tried him out on the mound and found out that Coach K was a fantastic pitcher. He finished the season pitching and lead the pitching staff in strikeouts. He truly was Coach K! (North Carolina Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
- November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
- Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… the drumsticks.
- Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What is a Pilgrim’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
- Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What is a turkey’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Thanksgiving.
- If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… the drumsticks.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys the page dedicated to basketball jokes for Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
- If the Pilgrims were alive today AND played basketball, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
- What’s the best dance to do at a Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
- What band is great to listen to before a Thanksgiving family basketball game?… The Cranberries! (Music Jokes)
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to before playing a basketball game?… Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- Which English pop singer is would be a good choice to sing the national anthem around Thanksgiving?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- What is the #1 defensive play for Thanksgiving?… The “stuff!”
- What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
- What sound does a limping turkey make after a sprained ankle at a basketball game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving basketball jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
- What is a Pilgrim’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
- What smells the best at a Thanksgiving basketball game?… Your nose. (Biology Jokes)
- What do you wear to a Thanksgiving basketball game?… A Har – VEST. (Fall Jokes)
- I wasn’t going to play basketball on Thanksgiving, but my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What is a turkey’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
- If the Pilgrims came on the Mayflower then what does the basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Teacher Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- Why can’t you take a turkey to a basketball game?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Turkey Jokes)
- What happened when the turkey got into a fight at the basketball game?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Turkey Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
- If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?… Scholar ships. (College Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling. (World Geography Jokes)
- October 10th Columbus Day Jokes: Why was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was always traveled. (World Geography Jokes)
- What role does a Dalmatian Dog fill on a basketball team?… A “spot” shooter.
- What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss! (Cheese Jokes)
- My tennis career has taught me I can be the best basketball player ever… Nothing but net. (Tennis Jokes)
- Where do point guards take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls! (Dance Jokes)
- Basketball stars don’t pass away – they just crossover. (Cemetery Jokes)
- What do you call a movie about Lebron James in the NBA Finals?… The Loss of the Rings. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- Why did the basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.