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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes.
2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the person who invented basketball?
3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Uriah… Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the basketball!
4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the year basketball was invented?
5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state where basketball was invented?
6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for this basketball season? 
7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how many funny basketball jokes there are?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Dozen… Dozen who?… Dozen anyone want to play some basketball?
9. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the team with the most NBA Titles?
10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys the best list of basketball jokes. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
11. Basketball Jokes for Halloween: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball fan for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
12. March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Legends who competed against each other for the 1st time in the 1979 NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State & Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
13. March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Hall of Famer who went 33 – 1, losing the NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State (Canoe Jokes)
14. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the players on the 1992 USA Basketball Dream team?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
15. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the player who has won the most NBA Dunk Contests?
16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Dozen… Dozen who?… Dozen anyone want to come and shoot some hoops?
17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the shortest NBA Dunk Contest winner?
18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the player who mad the 1st NBA 3-point shot?
19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Les… Les who?… Les go and play basketball!
20. Knock Knock Who’s there?… Fred… Fred who?… Fred I can’t play basketball today!
21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent NBA Dunk Contest winner?
22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the 1st NBA All-Star 3-Point Contest Winner?
23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the 1st NBA Dunk Contest winner?
24. USA Men’s Basketball 2024 Olympic Team: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the names of the 3 Celtics from the 2024 Championship team who played on the Olympic team in Paris?… (Jason Tatum, Jrue Holiday, Derrick White.)
25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Wanda… Wanda who?… Wanda play basketball?
26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the how many NBA titles Red Auerbach won as a coach of the Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the player who has won the most NBA 3-point Contests?
28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Women’s NCAA Division I Championship Basketball? ‍
29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Wanda… Wanda who?… Wanda buy a new basketball?
30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Men’s NCAA Division I Championship Basketball? ‍
31. NBA Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for this NBA basketball season? 
32. 2024 NBA Finals: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 2024 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
33. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball player for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
34. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe play basketball on Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
35. College Basketball Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Wh0 are you cheering for this college basketball season? 
36. Basketball Jokes for Mardi Gras: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST basketball jokes for Mardi Gras in the world.
37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Meow… Meow who?… Take meow to the ball game!
38. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the last week of the high school basketball season?
39. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the last day of the high school basketball season?
40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the finally the state tournament for high school basketball?
41. High School Basketball Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this high school basketball season? 
42. Youth Basketball Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this youth basketball season? 
43. Basketball Jokes for Presidents’ Day: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST basketball jokes for Presidents’ Day in the world.
44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the player who has won the 1st NBA 3-point Contests?
45. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two countries who have won the Olympic Mens’ Basketball Gold Medal since 1992?  (USA & Argentina)
46. Basketball Jokes for Valentine’s Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Valentine’s Day.
47. Boston Celtics Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Boston Celtics basketball jokes.
48. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys the best list of basketball jokes for Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
49. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the country that lost to 1992 USA Basketball Dream team in the gold medal game?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
50. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the coaches of the 1992 USA Basketball Dream team?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
51. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the members of the 1992 USA Basketball Dream team?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
52. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many NBA titles Larry Bird won?
53. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many NBA MVPs Larry Bird won?
54. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many NBA Finals MVPs Larry Bird won?
55. Basketball Jokes for Groundhog Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Groundhog Day. 
56. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the names and numbers for the retired jerseys for the Boston Celtics?
57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the starting five for the 1986 NBA Champion Celtics?
58. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the starting five for the 2008 NBA Champion Celtics?
59. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the coach who has the most career wins for the Boston Celtics?
60. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the start of the high school basketball season?
61. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Men’s NAIA Basketball Champions?
62. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Women’s NAIA Basketball Champions?
63. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the first year of the Men’s NCAA Division I Championship Basketball? ‍
64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the first year of the Men’s NCAA Division II Championship Basketball? ‍
65. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the first year of the Men’s NCAA Division III Championship Basketball? ‍
66. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the first year of the Women’s NCAA Division I Championship Basketball? ‍
67. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the first year of the Women’s NCAA Division II Championship Basketball? ‍
68. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the first year of the Women’s NCAA Division III Championship Basketball? ‍
69. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the first year of the Men’s NAIA Basketball Champions?
70. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the first year of the Women’s NAIA Basketball Champions?
71. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the last time the Celtics won the NBA Championship? (NBA Champions)
72. Basketball Jokes for Halloween: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Halloween.
73. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
74. Basketball Jokes for Veterans Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Veterans Day.
75. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball coach for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
76. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Christmas.
77. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the members of the 1992 USA Basketball Dream team?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
78. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the last country OTHER than the USA to win a basketball gold medal countries at the Olympics. HINT: 2004 
79. Basketball Jokes for the Summer Olympics: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for the Summer Olympics. (American Revolution Jokes)
80. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in basketball in the Summer Olympics? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
81. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about basketball?
82. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in the Emirates NBA Cup? 
83. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe come over and play basketball? ‍
84. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Dozen… Dozen who?… Dozen anyone want to come and shoot some basketballs?
85. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good basketball knock-knock joke?
86. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
87. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1957 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
88. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1959 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
89. Basketball Jokes for the Election: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST basketball jokes for the election in the world.
90. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about college basketball?
91. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good college basketball knock-knock joke?
92. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good March Madness knock-knock joke?
93. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good March Madness knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
94. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Men’s NCAA Division II Championship Basketball? ‍
95. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Men’s NCAA Division III Championship Basketball? ‍
96. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Women’s NCAA Division II Championship Basketball? ‍
97. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Women’s NCAA Division III Championship Basketball? ‍