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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best youth basketball jokes.
Why do youth basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
Why is basketball the grossest youth sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
What has a net but can’t catch?… A basketball hoop!
Why was Cinderella never any good at basketball?… Because her coach was a pumpkin!
Why did the youth basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
Why is a baby good at basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling.
What kind of stories are told by youth basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
Where do youth basketball players go to dance?… Basket Balls! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
Tom’s basketball coach has five players: four are named Koko, Momo, Lolo and Jojo. What is the fifth player’s name?… Tom.
Two basketball teams play a game. The home team wins, but not a single man from either team scored a basket. How could this be? It was a women’s basketball team!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about youth basketball?
How many players are on the basketball court for each team in the NBA?… Five! The key is ‘each team’!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe come over and play basketball? ‍
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Dozen… Dozen who?… Dozen anyone want to come and shoot some basketballs?
Why are basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Dozen… Dozen who?… Dozen anyone want to come and shoot some basketballs?
Knock Knock Who’s there?… Fred… Fred who?… Fred I can’t play basketball today!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Meow Meow who?… Take meow to the ball game!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Les Les who?… Les go and play basketball!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Uriah Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Wanda Wanda who?… Wanda buy a new basketball?
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: Youth Basketball Coach. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what my players did all year.”
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good youth basketball knock-knock joke?
They’re a youth basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
What do an angry bunny and the youth basketball player who can touch the net have in common?… Mad hops.
Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his youth basketball team?… He was academically ineligible. He went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
What is a great warm-up song for a youth basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (365 Music Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in basketball in March Madness? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes & Daylight Saving Jokes)
What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
Where do basketball players take their significant others to dance?… Basket Balls! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City Thunder. (Egg Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes)
Why did the youth basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot. It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there. (Graduation Jokes)
What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
Why can’t you get a fairly officiated game in the jungle?… They are all cheetahs. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles.
Which fast-food chain would be a good youth basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
Why violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?… Ghoul tending.
What kind of basketball team cries when it loses?… A bawl club.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in basketball in NBA Finals? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about March Madness. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a basketball fan. My parents love football, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a basketball fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Super Bowl Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about basketball? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Tacko Fall. (Taco Jokes)
What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. (Pirate Jokes)
What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow.
Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Pig Jokes)
Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Hamburger Jokes)
What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good basketball knock-knock jokes?
Basketball sued tennis for no reason… Now they have to go to court!
Why did the basketball sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Who is a worm’s favorite basketball player?… Dennis Rodman AKA “the worm.” (Worm Jokes)
Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team. (Top Coffee Jokes & Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What New Year’s resolution should a middle school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Sports Jokes)
Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What did the march say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Quotes & Top 25 Jimmy V Quotes)
In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… Basketball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Why are basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?… Because they dribble all over the court. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
What do you call a pig with playing basketball?… A ball hog.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?… She ran away from the ball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get… Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player?… A tall tale.
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (365 School Jokes)
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?” (Top Psychology Jokes)
Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record!
How do basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
Hanging in the hallway at the High School are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc. One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”
What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for autumn?… Taco Fall. (Taco Jokes)
What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Middle School Jokes)
Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play basketball.
Why did the basketball team join a craft club?… Because they wanted to learn how to make baskets!
How do basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans! 3
What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?… Get out of the way!
Why can’t you play a fair game of basketball in the jungle?… Because there’s too many cheetahs!
Where do point guards take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls!
Where do centers take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls!
Where do shooting guards take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls!
Where do power forwards take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls!
Where is a basketball players favorite place to eat?… Dunkin’ Doughnuts!
What’s the first meal of the day called for basketball players?… Fast Breaks!
Why can’t dinosaurs play basketball?… Because they’re extinct!
Where do basketball players get their uniforms from?… New Jersey!
Why are frogs so good at basketball?… Because they always make jump shots!
Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?… Because he was a record breaker!
What’s the difference between someone who hogs the ball and time?… Time always passes!
Why are basketball players messy eaters?… Because they’re always dribbling!
Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they love to dunk them!
Why was the basketball court dripping wet?… Because the basketball player kept dribbling all over it!
What do you call a pig who won’t pass the ball?… A ball hog!
Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… Because they always hog the ball!
What’s the difference between a Labrador and a basketball player?… One drools and the other one dribbles!
What have scrambled eggs and a losing basketball team got in common? … They’ve both been beaten!
Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the basketball team?… Because she kept running away from the ball!
Why did the basketball player go to prison?… Because he shot the ball!
What are basketball players favorite type of stories?… Tall Tales!
What do the basketball players say when they miss a basket?… Shoot!
Why are babies good at basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling!
Basketball Riddle: A man throws a basketball as hard as he can. There is nothing in front, behind or either side of him but the ball comes back and hits him in the face. How can this be? He threw the ball straight up in the air!
Why wouldn’t the basketball team play with the third basketball?… Because it was an oddball out!
Where do basketball players take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
Where do basketball players take their boyfriends to dance?… Basket Balls! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
What New Year’s resolution should a college basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
What New Year’s resolution should a prep school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)

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