Coach Bobby Knight Quotes

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  1. “The key is not the ‘will to win’… everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important.” Bob Knight
  2. “You don’t play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.” Bobby Knight

Basketball Jokes for Holidays

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  1. February 2nd Basketball Jokes for Groundhog DayGroundhog Day: What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  2. February 14th Basketball Jokes for Valentine’s Day: Who loves to shoot 3’s?… Cupid!
  3. Basketball Jokes for March Madness: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  4. November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
  5. November Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes Pilgrim Jokes)
  6. December 25th Christmas Basketball Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!” (Christmas Basketball Jokes)
  7. December 31st Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: What does the NBA Dunk Champion say on New Year’s Eve?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)
  8. January 1st Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Day: What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more.
  9. Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: What does the NBA Dunk Champion say on New Year’s Eve?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)

Basketball Jokes for March Madness

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  1. A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  2. Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc.  One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”

Basketball Jokes for Groundhog Day

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  1. Why was Phil kicked off the Punxsutawney basketball team?… For being a ball hog.
  2. What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  3. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Groundhog Day.
  4. Does anybody know any good basketball Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again. (February Jokes)

High School Basketball: Back to School Week

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The January back to school week is a huge adjustment for players, coaches, and families. Christmas break is unlike any other week during the basketball season. Teams play games at unusual times and often against non-league opponents. Tournaments also are common. And practice times can be all over the place.

One of the most important priorities for a high school basketball player during vacation week should be to get the appropriate rest. Students typically sleep in when possible during break. The routine of the school year is thrown out the window with the vacation week schedule. That is why it is such a challenge to return to school.

The first day back to school can very often be a game day. Hopefully at this point during the season a player has a game day routine that they are comfortable with and can easily follow. Even if this is true, going back to school in January will be an adjustment. A full day of classes after having a week or more away from school can be mentally and physically tiring. So players should do all that they can to make this adjustment as smooth as possible.

Take Care of the Grades

Taking care of academics should always be a top priority for any student-athlete regardless of the time of year. The end of a grading term usually is shortly after the return from Christmas break. So it is important that all players have completed any missing assignments, prepared as well as possible for major assessments, and have completed any long-term projects. Often times during the return to basketball and the excitement of league play, students can let the grades slip a little bit. It is important to not let this happen.

No More Secrets

There are very few secrets left in terms of scouting reports after Christmas Vacation. Teams have completed up to 25% of the season. Box scores have been shared, twitter highlights have been promoted, and coaches have often scouted several games before playing an opponent. So players who are scoring points and having an impact on the game are identified. Teams will adjust their game plans to make it difficult for these players to succeed. Junk defenses can be used to stop a prolific scorer. Teams and players have to be mentally ready for this.

The Holiday Hangover

The Holiday Hangover, as many high schools coaches know, can be taken literally and figuratively. There are high school student athletes who drink and some drink heavily on New Year’s Eve and this can have a lingering effect into the following week and the return to school. For others, it is just a figurative hangover of having free time, being able to relax and watch TV, and perhaps squeeze in a few extra individual workouts. Whatever the case may be, there is a little bit of a letdown upon the return to school.

Clearer Pecking Order

The league and state pecking order becomes more clearer in January, Teams start to gain a better understanding of where they fit in the league, and in the state. There are very few teams that are undefeated at this point. Likewise, there also are very few teams that are winless. Most teams fall somewhere in between.

Now that league play is in full swing, teams have a good understanding of who is at the top of the league, in the middle of the league. and at the bottom of the league. There’s a good chance there have been blowout games with margins of victory being 15 or more points. Teams now need to start and understand what they need to do to win.

Team Chemistry

Team chemistry is growing or deteriorating based on the direction of the team and the roles of the players. On some teams, underclassmen will be gaining a more prominent role as the season goes on. Some upperclassman may be forced to except a role they did not for see at the start of the season. How well both these groups handle these situations will have a great impact on the team chemistry. Senior captains and leaders should have a good pulse of the team and coaches also need to be aware of situations that need to be addressed

The Peanut Gallery

At this point in the season expectations are being met, exceeded, or not being reached. The parents and community members will react to all of the above situation. Teams exceeding expectations will see an increase in crowd and support. They will be talking around school and in the barbershops of how the team is doing and when the next big matchup will happen.

On the opposite end of the spectrum teams that are failing to meet expectations will have disgruntled parents and community members and will start pointing fingers at the coaching staff and perhaps players. Regardless of where a team is, the players and coaches must continue to focus on getting better each game and coming closer together as a team.

The league schedule is ahead and the team musts be ready to move forward in the same direction. It will be an exciting few weeks in the fate of the playoffs starting to quickly approach.

Basketball Scoring Moves: The Hail Mary Huck

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What is The Hail Mary Huck?

The most famous Hail Mary pass in college football was delivered by Doug Flutie to Gerard Phelan in the Orange Bowl, as the future Heisman winner, Doug Flutie and the Boston College Eagles stunned the U of Miami in one of the most memorable college shootouts ever played. The Hail Mary play is highly unlikely to succeed. It is a last-second, long bomb thrown into a defense that is 100% sure the play is coming. Once the ball is thrown, the sideline and coaches all fall to their knees and pray that it will succeed.

When comparing Doug Flutie‘s Hail Mary pass to the youth basketball Hail Mary Huck there really is no comparison. The Hail Mary Huck of a five or six year old basketball player has a much lower percentage of success than Doug Flutie‘s Hail Mary pass.

When looking at youth basketball it is hard to figure out what is an age-appropriate skill. Even parents and youth coaches with decades of playing and coaching experience, have a hard time coaching youth basketball players. Youth development has never really been looked at too closely until 2013 when USA basketball and the Jr. NBA combined forces to provide youth players and youth coaches with a set curriculum. Yet even with these new resources, each player and team has a different skill level.

Our goal is to share our experience coaching youth basketball and observing basketball development from kindergarten to high school so that other youth coaches may better understand their own child and players development.

Our coaching philosophy is at the younger levels is to keep it simple and make sure players are having fun. We also focus on teaching skills that all players in an age group can complete successfully. There are some skills and fundamentals that are completely inappropriate to teach to a particular age group because, for whatever reason, players will not be able to execute that fundamental at that point in life.

Teach Age-Appropriate Skills

Passing we feel is a skill that requires decision making, and experience that most kindergarten to 3rd grade basketball players do not possess. It is almost comical to watch a youth basketball player try to inbound the ball to teammates when there is no back court pressure. There are 2 to 3 completely wide open players with no defense on them and a youth basketball player is completely overwhelmed. It seems to be a life or death decision for the inbound passer.

The other common scenario is when a youth basketball player grabs a rebound, deciding who to pass the ball to is nearly an impossibility. The player will do like most other youth basketball players who grab a rebound. The player will put the ball on the floor and put the head down and dribble down court. If he is like most other youth basketball players, he will pick up the ball and run three or four steps before restarting the dribble. This is age appropriate and should be embraced. So coaches and parents learn to love the Hail Mary Huck.

As the first scoring move in youth basketball, the Hail Mary Huck will be chucked once players are old enough to learn to play at a higher level of basketball. But at the younger levels this should be a move that all parents and coaches learn to love and appreciate, because it is actually probably the only move that is age-appropriate at the youngest levels of basketball. So for parents and coaches to encourage a child to pass when first learning to play basketball, we feel is like asking a middle school student to complete a calculus problem. No matter how hard they try, they will not be able to do it.

Practice the Hail Mary Huck

Coaches should embrace the full court Hail Mary Huck by making it a a part of their warm-up or practice routine. Trying to teach players to pass the ball is not age-appropriate and it’s actually doing a disservice to the players. Teach the players the moves they will use right now this season. In kindergarten and first grade this is this is the only scoring move that should be practiced. As players grow older focus on more age appropriate scoring moves.

It is also important to remember that making a shot is highly unlikely in youth basketball. Players should be praised for being able to actually have a field goal attempt. Shooting the ball and missing is what most players do at this age. So if a player hits the backboard that is a step in the right direction. Coaches and parents can encourage the players by saying nice try.

Remember at this age it is all about having enough fun to come back to the next practice or game. Basketball buddies should encourage players to shoot at an indoor hoop. Shoot at the local playground. Or if a player and family are fortune enough to have a hoop at the house, go out to the driveway and shoot. Follow USA guidelines and be sure to lower the basket to the age appropriate rim height.

Looking at the big picture

We would be doing a huge disservice to our readers if we were to simply say the Hail Mary Huck is the end all be all for kindergarten, first, and second grade basketball. This is not true. There are many other skills that can be focused on especially dribbling. Dribbling allows all players to have multiple repetitions if each player has a ball in practice. Any coach would see incredible progress if the majority of practice time were focused on dribbling. We have many dribbling drills that you can read over to see and incorporate into your practice plans.

Improvement is the number one priority in youth basketball.

The #1 goal for all players should be improvement. The youth basketball journey is a long one and there is no way to tell who will make it to a high school basketball program, so do not try to identify the next Lebron James. Simply keep teaching the players

What’s Next?

Looking ahead, the next scoring move for this age group is the block shot. That will be the focus as the season progress and you can click here to learn more about the block shot.

We hope you enjoyed this post and found it helpful as you watch your young basketball player. If you are looking for more ways to be involved in a child’s basketball career check out our tips for basketball buddies.

101 Basketball Jokes

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  1. Basketball Jokes for Valentine’s Day: Who loves to shoot 3’s?… Cupid!
  2. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes Pilgrim Jokes)
  3. Christmas Basketball Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!” (Christmas Basketball Jokes)
  4. Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Day: What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more.
  5. Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: What does the NBA Dunk Champion say on New Year’s Eve?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)
  6. A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  7. What is a heart surgeons’s favorite basketball team of all time?… 1983 N.C. State NCAA Champions – the Cardiac Pack.
  8. Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Movie Jokes & Music Jokes)
  9. What is a basketball player’s favorite thing about astronomy?… Shooting stars. (Astronomy Jokes)
  10. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
  11. Who is the best Star Wars character at basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi. (Star Wars Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  12. What do the winning Karl Malone, Santa Claus, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  13. What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. (Pirate Jokes)
  14. Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” (North Carolina Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  15. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What sound does a limping turkey make after a sprained ankle at a basketball game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
  16. Who is the #1 choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  17. Why do basketball players leave cookies for Santa?… So he can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  18. What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  19. The anti-vax basketball team lost every game they played…. Apparently they never take any shots. (Covid Jokes)
  20. What do the winning Karl Malone, Santa Claus, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  21. Why can’t basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  22. What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  23. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… The drumsticks.
  24. Why are college basketball coaches so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Golf Jokes)
  25. What did Delaware to the Christmas basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  26. Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his college basketball team?… His grade went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  27. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes.
  28. If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  29. What did Delaware to the Christmas basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  30. What do NBA basketball cheerleaders drink before they perform at an NBA Christmas Day game?… Root beer! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  31. What Christmas song does a basketball player like?… Dunk the Halls with Boughs of Holly.
  32. What song describes a youth basketball player practicing on Christmas Eve… A shot in the dark. (Music Jokes)
  33. How do basketball players stay cool during a Christmas Day game?… They stand near the fans.
  34. Why did the North Pole basketball team struggle?… They had low elf esteem!
  35. Why do basketball players leave donuts for Santa?… So he can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  36. Why do basketball players love Christmas cookies?… Because they can dunk them!
  37. What kind of coffee do basketball players leave for Santa?… Dunkin’ Donuts
  38. Why did the basketball player sign up for the crafting club?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets for Christmas presents!
  39. What kind of stories are told by basketball players on Christmas Eve?…. Tall Tales.
  40. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  41. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Christmas.
  42. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good basketball joke for Christmas?
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good basketball joke for Christmas knock-knock joke?
  44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Christmas basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  45. What is a college basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  46. What is a high school basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  47. What is a youth basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  48. What is Santa’s elves favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  49. What is Rudolph’ss favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  50. Why can’t college basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  51. Why can’t NBA basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  52. Why can’t youth basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  53. If a college basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
  54. If a high school basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
  55. If a youth basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
  56. What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The New York Saint Nicks. (Christmas Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  57. What is a basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  58. What is a basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  59. What version of the National Anthem is most popular in high school gyms before a basketball during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (High School Basketball Jokes)
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  61. Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
  62. Coach Krzyzewski Baseball Career: Coach K had an amazing career as a college basketball coach. Many people do not know that before coaching basketball, he was a baseball player. He was a solid infielder and outfield, but Coach “K” was the worst hitter on the team. Coach K was always a focused on team success from a very young age. The baseball coach saw this and want to find a role for him. He tried him out on the mound and found out that Coach K was a fantastic pitcher. He finished the season pitching and lead the pitching staff in strikeouts. He truly was Coach K! (North Carolina Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  63. November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
  64. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  65. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… the drumsticks.
  66. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What is a Pilgrim’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  67. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What is a turkey’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  68. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Thanksgiving.
  69. If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  70. What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… the drumsticks.
  71. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys the page dedicated to basketball jokes for Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  72. If the Pilgrims were alive today AND played basketball, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  73. What’s the best dance to do at a Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  74. What band is great to listen to before a Thanksgiving family basketball game?… The Cranberries! (Music Jokes)
  75. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to before playing a basketball game?… Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  76. Which English pop singer is would be a good choice to sing the national anthem around Thanksgiving?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  77. What is the #1 defensive play for Thanksgiving?… The “stuff!”
  78. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
  79. What sound does a limping turkey make after a sprained ankle at a basketball game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
  80. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving basketball jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
  81. What is a Pilgrim’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  82. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving basketball game?… Your nose. (Biology Jokes)
  83. What do you wear to a Thanksgiving basketball game?… A Har – VEST. (Fall Jokes)
  84. I wasn’t going to play basketball on Thanksgiving, but my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  85. What is a turkey’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  86. If the Pilgrims came on the Mayflower then what does the basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Teacher Jokes Pilgrim Jokes)
  87. Why can’t you take a turkey to a basketball game?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Turkey Jokes)
  88. What happened when the turkey got into a fight at the basketball game?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Turkey Jokes Boxing Jokes)
  89. If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?… Scholar ships. (College Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  90. October 9thLeif Erikson Day Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling. (World Geography Jokes)
  91. October 10th Columbus Day JokesWhy was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was always traveled. (World Geography Jokes)
  92. What role does a Dalmatian Dog fill on a basketball team?… A “spot” shooter.
  93. What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss! (Cheese Jokes)
  94. My tennis career has taught me I can be the best basketball player ever… Nothing but net. (Tennis Jokes)
  95. Where do point guards take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls! (Dance Jokes)
  96. Basketball stars don’t pass away – they just crossover. (Cemetery Jokes)
  97. What do you call a movie about Lebron James in the NBA Finals?… The Loss of the Rings. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  98. Why did the basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.

Basketball Jokes for Valentine’s Day

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  1. Scouting Report on Cupid: Very accurate shooter. DO NOT LEAVE HIM! Takes time to set up for his his shot.
  2. What type of shot is a big hit on Valentine’s Day?… A kiss off the glass.
  3. Do you have a date for the basketball game on Valentine’s Day?… I sure do! February 14th.
  4. Who loves to shoot 3’s?… Cupid!
  5. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Valentine’s Day jokes.
  6. Where did the basketball players take a date on Valentine’s day??… The basket ball.
  7. Where did the basketball cheerleader take a date on Valentine’s day??… The basket ball.

Top 10 Basketball Jokes

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  1. They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall… They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf.
  2. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
  3. Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Movie Jokes & Music Jokes)
  4. Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” (North Carolina Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  5. Basketball Jokes for March Madness: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  6. Who is the geography teacher’s favorite NBA player of all-time?… Jerry West. (Geography Jokes)
  7. What do Karl Malone, Santa Claus, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  8. What rapper has a sweet looking basketball jump shot?… LL Cool J! (365 Music Jokes)
  9. Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc.  One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”
  10. Who is the best Star Wars character at basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi. (Star Wars Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)

Basketball Scoring Moves: Scoring Moves for Basketball

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  1. The Hail Mary Huck Shot: This is the 1st scoring move any basketball player attempts. The shot attempt is often preceded by the youth basketball full-court, violation-filled sprint to the basket. When the player gets close enough, he takes the ball from the hip and hucks the ball in the direction of the backboard. During most youth games one or two huck attempts will fire off the backboard and rattle in the basket. Any youth basketball parent will have vivid memories of the shot we have names the “Hail Mary Huck Shot!”
  2. Basketball Scoring Move: Full Court Block Shot: This is the 1st scoring move that should be introduced to players as young as kindergarten.
  3. Block Shot: Mini-Mikan Drill