Boston Celtics X Accounts

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  1. Boston Celtics @celtics (4.2M followers) Boston, MA 
  2. Paul Pierce @paulpierce34 (3.9M followers) Calabasas, CA
  3. Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0 (1.3M followers)
  4. Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO (715K followers)
  5. Kristaps Porzingis @kporzee (401K followers)
  6. Al Horford @Al_Horford (371K followers)
  7. Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards (221K followers)
  8. Jrue Holiday @Jrue_Holiday11 (200K followers)
  9. Celtics on NBC Sports Boston @NBCSCeltics (160K followers)
  10. Kevin Garnett @KevinGarnett5KG (150K followers)
  11. CelticsBlog @celticsblog (118K followers)
  12. Brian Scalabrine @Scalabrine (114K followers)
  13. Brad Stevens @BCCoachStevens (76K followers)
  14. Derrick White @Dwhite92 (47K followers) 
  15. Payton Pritchard @paytonpritch3 (61K followers)
  16. Uniform Logo: VistaPrint @Vistaprint (52K followers)
  17. Mike Gorman @celticsvoice (41K followers)
  18. Celtics Junkies @Celtics_Junkies (40K followers)
  19. Quetão @nemi1599 (36K followers)
  20. Oshae Brissett @Obrissy (25K followers)
  21. Shadow Lion @ShadowLion (3K followers)
  22. Mascot: Lucky the Leprechaun @CelticsLucky18 (3K followers)

Dallas Mavericks Jokes

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  1. Response of Jrue Holiday, the Boston Celtics guardm when asked how he plans to go about slowing the Dallas Mavericks playmaker in the 2024 NBA Finals… “Pray.”
  2. Phil Jackson took the Chicago Bulls on a hike to climb a mountain… He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
  3. What is Mark Cuban’s favorite Tom Cruise movie?… Maverick. (Texas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  4. What is Mark Cuban’s favorite 1980s TV show?… Dallas. (Texas Jokes)
  5. What is Dirk Nowitzki’s favorite American TV show?… Dallas. (Texas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  6. What is Dirk Nowitzki’s favorite Tom Cruise movie?… Maverick. (Texas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  7. 2024 NBA Finals All-Crayola Team: Boston CelticsJaylen Brown, Derrick White Dallas Mavericks Greg Brown III, Josh Green
  8. 2024 NBA Finals: December 16, 1773: Boston Tea Party. June 17th, 2024: Boston Three Party.
  9. 2024 NBA Finals: June 17th, 2024: Boston Three Party. December 16, 1773: Boston Tea Party.
  10. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: What Dallas Mavericks players in the 2024 NBA Finals has a sweet tooth?… Alex Fudge.
  11. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Hey Dallas, Great competitive series… Just (“Jason”) Kidding,
  12. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Hey Kyrie…. BYE rie!

Boston Celtics All In: The Inevitable Rematch

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During the 2024 Playoff Run, the Boston Celtics release a docuseries entitled “All In.” We love the Boston Celtics and basketball so we decided we would write a review of episode #1.

Episode #1 The Inevitable Rematch

The Boston Celtics 2024 Docuseries “All In” captures the excitement of the Boston Celtics playoff run. The Inevitable Rematch focuses on the First Round series against the Miami Heat. 

This post will break down the episode into different chapters. We have provided a summary of each section. We hope you enjoy.

  1. ”It doesn’t mean a thing without the ring.” (0:00 – 4:50) The introduction focuses on the unwavering commitment of the ownership, coaches and players to raise Banner #18 in the TD Garden. The ownership felt there was a need to make changes to get to the championship. This section highlights the off-season acquisitions of Kristaps Prozingus and Jrue Holiday along with the contract extension of Jaylen Brown. The players discuss the focus needed to raise banner 18.  
  2. ”We want to be the strongest, the longest at the end of the season.” (4:51 – 6:02) Once the team had been created, coaches and players talk about the preparation for the season. 
  3. “It’s a good day to bleed green today.” The fans & superfans: (6:03 – 7:04): This captures a playoff game day in Boston. Some people feel Boston has the greatest fans in the world. There are many individuals who have become super fans that are easily identified during the games.
  4. “We understand the opportunity that we have.” Game 1 (7:03 – 9:10) Celtics win 114 – 94. Series 1-1. Jason Tatum stresses the awareness of the team that they can be special.
  5. “He’s a basketball machine.” Payton Pritchard Interview (9:11 – 11:23) It talks about the different seasons and the roles he has had each year. 
  6. “This is a Heat team that they should dominate. They are not dominating tonight.” Game 2 (11:24 – 13:31)
  7. Game 3
  8. “You don’t want to play with the basketball gods.”Game 4 (15:20 -16:28)
  9. “There is no place I would have rather been. So Boston.Thank you.” Good night. (Mike Gorman Play-by-Play announcer Final Game: A Boston sports legend and part of the Celtics family for 40+ years. 

Top 50 Boston Celtics Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Boston Celtics basketball jokes.
  2. 2024... Another banner year in Boston!
  3. 2024 NBA Finals: How was the Boston Celtics 2024 NBA Championship Parade?… just ducky! Cue The Ducks (Duck Jokes)
  4. You know what is no joke?… The number of NBA titles the Boston Celtics have won. (NBA Basketball Jokes & NBA Champions)
  5. 617 Day: The unofficial holiday of the Boston Celtics. (June 17th is date the Celtics won the 2008 and 2024 NBA Titles.)
  6. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
  7. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: To honor Red Auerbach, what Pink Floyd song did they play in the locker room while sipping champagne and celebrating?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
  8. 2024 NBA Finals: What Jimmy Buffett song did the Celtics fan love to hear following the devastating defeat in Dallas (122-84) on Friday June 14th?… Come Monday. (365 Music Jokes) (The Celtics won their 18th NBA title on Monday June 17th.)
  9. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: What Tom Petty song could Al Horford relate to when he became the NBA player with the most playoff games (186) before becoming an NBA Champion… The Waiting (is the hardest part) (365 Music Jokes)
  10. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Can you believe the Celtics flew to Miami after winning the NBA Title?… I guess it is not THAT big a deal. There are at least 18 reasons to look the other way. (Florida Jokes)
  11. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Final play of the season: June 21st Backdoor cut to the Seaport District for cornhole at Cisco Brewery.
  12. Who is a Crayola crayon’s favorite NBA coach of all-time?… Red Auerbach. (Crayon Jokes)
  13. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Hey Kyrie, since we won that championship you promised us, we won’t chant “Kyrie Sucks” ever again… … Just (“Jason”) Kidding.
  14. 2008 NBA Finals: Celtics fans to the Los Angeles Lakers… You can’t handle “The Truth.”
  15. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: We were really scared after the Game 4 blowout… Just (“Jason”) Kidding.
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the how many NBA titles the Celtics have won? (NBA Champions)
  17. 2024 NBA Finals: June 17th, 2024: Boston Three Party. December 16, 1773: Boston Tea Party.
  18. 2024 NBA Finals: What would the Sons of Liberty say after the Celtics won the 2004 NBA Championship?… “Huzzah Mazulla!”
  19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the last time the Celtics won the NBA Championship? (NBA Champions)
  20. 2008 NBA Finals: Who is the geography teacher’s favorite Celtics coach of all-time?… Doc Rivers. (Geography Jokes)
  21. 2024 NBA Finals: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the only Dominican born basketball player to win an NBA Championship?… Al Horford.
  22. 2024 NBA Finals All-Crayola Team: Boston Celtics: Jaylen Brown, Derrick White Dallas Mavericks Greg Brown III, Josh Green
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the youngest coach to win an NBA Championship?… Bill Russell. (34)
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the only NBA player who won 2 NBA titles with different teams and it was his 1st year with each team?… Jrue Holiday. (2024 Boston Celtics & 2021 Milwaukee Bucks)
  25. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: What Tom Petty song could Jason Tatum and Jaylen Brown relate to when he became the NBA duo with the most playoff games (106) before becoming NBA Champions… The Waiting (is the hardest part) (365 Music Jokes)
  26. 1986 NBA Champions: What was the favorite TV show of the 1986 Celtics?… The Waltons.
  27. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Hey Dallas, Great competitive series… Just (“Jason”) Kidding.
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the nickname of Larry Bird when he played for the Boston Celtics? (Massachusetts Jokes)
  29. 2024 NBA Finals: Since Kyrie Irving stomped on the center court Celtics logo he is 0 – 13 against the Celtics… not so lucky I guess. (his 1st win was game #14.)
  30. 2024 NBA Finals: Response of Jrue Holiday, the Boston Celtics guard when asked how he plans to go about slowing the Dallas Mavericks playmaker in the 2024 NBA Finals… “Pray.”
  31. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: What Dallas Mavericks players in the 2024 NBA Finals has a sweet tooth?… Alex Fudge.
  32. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Hey Kyrie…. BYE rie!
  33. 2024 NBA Finals: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the names of the two youngest coaches to win an NBA Championship?… Bill Russell (34) and Joe Mazzulla (35) .
  34. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Jrue Holiday…. is a TRUE 2-Time NBA Champion.
  35. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: What did the Boston Social Studies teacher say after the Celtics won their 18th banner in 20204?… “Huzzah Mazulla!”
  36. 2024 NBA Finals: What is Derrick White’s favorite Christmas song?… All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. (Christmas Jokes)
  37. 2024 NBA Finals: What is Joe Mazzulla’s (NBA Championship Coach) favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Jokes)
  38. “I have two college degrees, four honorary doctorate degrees, and am in three Halls of fame, and the only thing I know how to do is teach tall people how to put a ball in the hole.” Red Auerbach (Graduation Jokes)
  39. 2024 NBA Finals: Why did the Celtics travel to Miami on Juneteenth?… To literally beat the (Boston) Heat.
  40. What is the official snake of the Boston Celtics?… The White Mamba. (Snake Jokes)
  41. 2024 NBA Finals: Where does Payton Prichard practice shooting?… Way downtown.
  42. 2024 NBA Finals: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 2024 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the how many NBA titles Red Auerbach won as a coach of the Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  44. What NBA team has the best floral arrangements?… The Boston Celtics. They play at the TD Garden(Massachusetts Jokes) 
  45. Who is the National Audubon Society‘s favorite NBA Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes)
  46. 2024 NBA Finals: Why was the Massachusetts State Police looking for Jaylen Brown and Jason Tatum?… They are “partners in crime.” (Police Jokes)
  47. I know why the Boston Celtics picked the them of “Different Here” for the 2024 NBA Playoffs… They talk different. Just ask a Celtics fan to say “Park the car in Harvard Yard!” (Massachusetts Jokes)
  48. What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
  49. Who is the most musical Celtic?… DJ Johnson. (365 Music Jokes)
  50. 2022 NBA Finals: How did the Boston Celtics president Brad Stevens feel after losing to the Los Angeles Lakers in the 2022 NBA Finals?… He was Butler Blue.

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“The Boston Celtics are not a basketball team, they are a way of life.” Red Auerbach

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Boston Celtics basketball jokes.
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the how many NBA titles the Celtics have won? (NBA Champions)
  3. What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
  4. You know what is no joke?… The number of NBA titles the Boston Celtics have won. (NBA Basketball Jokes & NBA Champions)
  5. “I have two college degrees, four honorary doctorate degrees, and am in three Halls of fame, and the only thing I know how to do is teach tall people how to put a ball in the hole.” Red Auerbach (Graduation Jokes)
  6. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
  7. 617 Day: The unofficial holiday of the Boston Celtics. (June 17th is date the Celtics won the 2008 and 2024 NBA Titles.)
  8. Who is a Crayola crayon’s favorite NBA coach of all-time?… Red Auerbach. (Crayon Jokes)
  9. Who is the National Audubon Society‘s favorite NBA Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes)
  10. 2024... Another banner year in Boston!
  11. 2024 NBA Finals: June 17th, 2024: Boston Three Party. December 16, 1773: Boston Tea Party.
  12. 2024 NBA Finals: What is Derrick White’s favorite Christmas song?… All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. (Christmas Jokes)
  13. 2008 NBA Finals: Celtics fans to the Los Angeles Lakers… You can’t handle “The Truth.”
  14. What NBA team has the best floral arrangements?… The Boston Celtics. They play at the TD Garden(Massachusetts Jokes) 
  15. 2024 NBA Finals: How was the Boston Celtics 2024 NBA Championship Parade?… Just ducky! Cue The Ducks (Duck Jokes)
  16. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Hey Kyrie…. BYE rie!
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the last time the Celtics won the NBA Championship? (NBA Champions)
  18. Who is the most musical Celtic of all-time?… DJ Johnson. (365 Music Jokes)
  19. 1981 NBA Champions: If Cedric Maxwell played in the NBA today… He would get a MAX contract!
  20. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: To honor Red Auerbach, what Pink Floyd song did they play in the locker room while sipping champagne and celebrating?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the nickname of Larry Bird when he played for the Boston Celtics? (Massachusetts Jokes)
  22. 1986 NBA Champions: What was the favorite TV show of the 1986 Celtics?… The Waltons.
  23. What is the official snake of the Boston Celtics?… The White Mamba. (Snake Jokes)
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the youngest coach to win an NBA Championship?… Bill Russell. (34)
  25. 2008 NBA Finals: Who is the geography teacher’s favorite Celtics coach of all-time?… Doc Rivers. (Geography Jokes)
  26. 2024 NBA Finals: What Jimmy Buffett song did the Celtics fan love to hear following the devastating defeat in Dallas (122-84) on Friday June 14th?… Come Monday. (365 Music Jokes) (The Celtics won their 18th NBA title on Monday June 17th.)
  27. 2024 NBA Finals: After Kyrie Irving stomped on the center court Celtics logo he was 0 – 13 against the Celtics… not so lucky I guess. (his 1st win was game #14.)
  28. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: What Tom Petty song could Al Horford relate to when he became the NBA player with the most playoff games (186) before becoming an NBA Champion… The Waiting (is the hardest part) (365 Music Jokes)
  29. 2024 NBA Finals: Why was the Massachusetts State Police looking for Jaylen Brown and Jason Tatum?… They are “partners in crime.” (Police Jokes)
  30. 2024 NBA Finals: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the names of the two youngest coaches to win an NBA Championship?… Bill Russell (34) and Joe Mazzulla (35).
  31. I know why the Boston Celtics picked the them of “Different Here” for the 2024 NBA Playoffs… They talk different. Just ask a Celtics’ fan to say “Park the car in Harvard Yard!” (Massachusetts Jokes)
  32. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Can you believe the Celtics flew to Miami after winning the NBA Title?… I guess it is not THAT big a deal. There are at least 18 reasons to look the other way. (Florida Jokes)
  33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the only NBA player who won 2 NBA titles with different teams and it was his 1st year with each team?… Jrue Holiday. (2024 Boston Celtics & 2021 Milwaukee Bucks)
  34. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Final play of the season: June 21st Backdoor cut to the Seaport District for cornhole at Cisco Brewery.
  35. USA Men’s Basketball 2024 Olympic Team: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the names of the 3 Celtics from the 2024 Championship team who played on the Olympic team in Paris?… Jason Tatum, Jrue Holiday, Derrick White.
  36. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Hey Kyrie, since we won that championship you promised us, we won’t chant “Kyrie Sucks” ever again… … Just (“Jason”) Kidding.
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the how many NBA titles Red Auerbach won as a coach of the Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  38. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: We were really scared after the Game 4 blowout… Just (“Jason”) Kidding.
  39. 2024 NBA Finals: What would the Sons of Liberty say after the Celtics won the 2004 NBA Championship?… “Huzzah Mazulla!”
  40. 2024 NBA Finals: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the only Dominican born basketball player to win an NBA Championship?… Al Horford.
  41. 2024 NBA Finals: Where does Payton Prichard practice shooting?… Way downtown.
  42. 2024 NBA Finals All-Crayola Team: Boston Celtics: Jaylen Brown, Derrick White Dallas Mavericks Greg Brown III, Josh Green.
  43. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: What Tom Petty song could Jason Tatum and Jaylen Brown relate to when he became the NBA duo with the most playoff games (106) before becoming NBA Champions… The Waiting (is the hardest part) (365 Music Jokes)
  44. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Hey Dallas, Great competitive series… Just (“Jason”) Kidding. (Celtics won with a Gentleman’s Sweep 4 – 1)
  45. 2024 NBA Finals: Response of Jrue Holiday, the Boston Celtics guard when asked how he plans to go about slowing the Dallas Mavericks playmaker in the 2024 NBA Finals… “Pray.”
  46. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: What Dallas Mavericks players in the 2024 NBA Finals has a sweet tooth?… Alex Fudge.
  47. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: Jrue Holiday…. is a TRUE 2-Time NBA Champion.
  48. 2024 NBA Finals: Boston Celtics: What did the Boston Social Studies teacher say after the Celtics won their 18th banner in 20204?… “Huzzah Mazulla!”
  49. 2024 NBA Finals: What is Joe Mazzulla’s (NBA Championship Coach) favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Jokes)
  50. 2024 NBA Finals: Why did the Celtics travel to Miami on Juneteenth, 2024?… To literally beat the (Boston) Heat.
  51. 2024 NBA Finals: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 2024 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  52. 2022 NBA Finals: How did the Boston Celtics president Brad Stevens feel after losing to the Los Angeles Lakers in the 2022 NBA Finals?… He was Butler Blue.
  53. What is Jason Tatum’s favorite Beach Boys song?…. Little Deuce Coupe. (365 Music Jokes)
  54. Who is the most honest player in the history of basketball?… Paul “The Truth” Pierce.
  55. Did you know the Celtics nutritionist does not recommend butter ever. His choice…. parkay.
  56. Marcus Smart was a polarizing NBA player when he played for the Celtics. Fans think he is a clutch player with defensive intensity that is out of this world. Critics think he is nothing but a flop.
  57. 1986 NBA Finals: What type of entertainment did the 1986 Celtics hate?… Any type of Magic show. (Magic Jokes)
  58. 2024 Finals: Who is the 2024 NBA Finals Crayola MVP?…. Derrick White or Jaylen Brown. (Crayon Jokes)
  59. What basketball player does the Royal Family love?… Isaiah Thomas, the King of the 4th. (King Jokes)
  60. Retired Celtics, like everyone, watch a lot of TV these days, NetFlix, Hulu, HBO… I don’t know why. They just never seem to pay for Showtime.
  61. How do the Boston Celtics feel about having a leprechaun as a mascot?… Lucky! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  62. What time is it when the Red Sox are chasing the Celtics?… 9 after 5.
  63. What time is it when the Celtics are chasing the Red Sox ?… 5 after 9.
  64. What time is it when the Celtics are chasing the Bruins ?… 5 after 6.
  65. What time is it when the Bruins are chasing the Celtics?… 6 after 5.
  66. What time is it when the Revolution are chasing the Celtics?… 11 after 5.
  67. What time is it when the Celtics are chasing the Revolution?… 5 after 11.
  68. What time is it when the Celtics are chasing the Free Jacks?… 5 after 15.
  69. What time is it when the Free Jacks are chasing the Celtics?… 15 after 5
  70. 2024 Finals: What summer blockbuster movie did the the Celtics refuse to go see?… Bad Boys 4 Ride or Die. (Movie Jokes)
  71. The leaves fall in autumn in New England. Can you guess their favorite Celtic of all-time?…. Bill Russell. (Fall Jokes)
  72. Why did Payton Prichard get arrested?… He shot the ball. (Police Jokes)
  73. 2024 Finals: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the first player born in Latvia to win an NBA Championship? (Kristaps Porzingis)
  74. What does Cedric Maxwell put on his Cornbread?… Not butter, parkay.
  75. What song do die hard Celtics refuse to listen to?… Bad Boys (the Theme of Cops) by Inner Circle. (365 Music Jokes)
  76. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the how many NBA titles Red Auerbach won as a coach of the Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  77. Why did the Celtics go to Miami?… To beat the heat. (Florida Jokes)
  78. Everyone was sad when Bill Walton passed on May 27th, 2024. Everyone except…. The Grateful Dead. (365 Music Jokes)
  79. What was the original Big Three’s favorite TV show?… McHale’s Navy.
  80. Did you know Bill Russell had a HUGE growth spurt?… His family gave him a nickname. Russell Spouts. (Farming Jokes)
  81. What a great honor to see the Celtics wear the tie-dye WALTON warm-ups in honor of basketball legend Bill Walton who passed on May 27th, 2024. Everyone was so happy…. Especially The Grateful Dead and all the Deadheads fans. (365 Music Jokes)
  82. What owner of the Boston Celtics do crayons adore?… Walter Brown. (Crayon Jokes)
  83. What is Dave Cowens’ favorite type of gum?… Big Red. (Gum Jokes)
  84. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the nickname of Shaquille O’Neal when he played for the Boston Celtics?
  85. Joe Mazulla took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain during the layoff before the 2024 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  86. 1981 NBA Finals: How did Cedric Maxwell celebrate his 1981 NBA Finals MVP trophy?… With his favorite side dish, Cornbread.
  87. 2024 NBA Finals: What is Boston Celtics least favorite American TV show?… Dallas. (Texas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  88. What former Boston Celtics basketball player would be a great spokesperson for autumn in New England?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
  89. What Pink Floyd song do the Celtics play when they win an NBA title in honor of is Red Auerbach?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
  90. Who would be a better Celtic car salesman?… Chris Ford of M.L. Carr. (Car Jokes)
  91. What former Boston Celtics basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
  92. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me Paul Pierce’s nickname? (Massachusetts Jokes)
  93. Who is a priest’s favorite Celtic of all-time?… Robert Parish.
  94. 2024 NBA Finals: December 16, 1773: Boston Tea Party. June 17th, 2024: Boston Three Party. (American Revolution Jokes)
  95. 2024 NBA Finals: D White…. He can sure play D and shoot the 3.
  96. What do you call someone who can name the Celtics leading playoff scoring and assists leader?… A Bird brain. (Bird Jokes)
  97. Who is a dairy farmer’s favorite Celtic of all-time?… Dave “Cow” ens.
    (Cow Jokes)
  98. What former Boston Celtics basketball player would be a great spokesperson for Autumn in New England?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
  99. Who is a Native American’s favorite Celtic of all-time?… Robert “the Chief” Parish.
  100. What is Cedric Maxwell’s favorite side dish?… Cornbread.
  101. Who is a Crayola crayon’s favorite NBA GM of all-time?… Red Auerbach. (Crayon Jokes)
  102. Who is a butcher’s favorite Celtic of all-time?… Dave “Cow” ens. (Cow Jokes)
  103. What’s the difference between the Boston Celtics and a dollar bill?… Nothing. You can still get four quarters out of each of them.
  104. Who is one the 2024 NBA Crayola Basketball Team?…. Derrick White. (Crayon Jokes)
  105. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many NBA titles the Larry Bird won?
  106. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many NBA MVPs Larry Bird won?
  107. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many NBA Finals MVPs Larry Bird won?
  108. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the names and numbers for the retired jerseys for the Boston Celtics?
  109. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the starting five for the 1986 NBA Champion Celtics?
  110. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the starting five for the 2008 NBA Champion Celtics?
  111. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the coach who has the most career wins for the Boston Celtics?
  112. 1957 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  113. 1957 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Red Auerbach took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain during the layoff before the 1957 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  114. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1957 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  115. 1959 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  116. 1959… Another banner year in Boston!
  117. 1959 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Red Auerbach took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1957 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  118. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1959 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  119. 1959 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  120. 1960 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  121. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1969NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  122. 1959 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  123. What is Red Red Auerbach’s favorite type of gum?… Big Red. (Gum Jokes)
  124. What is Dave Cowens’ favorite type of gum?… Big Red. (Gum Jokes)
  125. 1960 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Red Auerbach took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1960 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  126. 1961 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  127. 1961 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Red Auerbach took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1961 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  128. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1961 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  129. 1959 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  130. 1962 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  131. 1962 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Red Auerbach took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1962 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  132. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1962 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  133. 1959 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  134. 1963 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  135. 1963 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Red Auerbach took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1963 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  136. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1963 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  137. 1964 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  138. 1964 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Red Auerbach took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1964 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  139. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1964 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  140. 1965 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  141. 1965 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Red Auerbach took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1965 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  142. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1965 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  143. 1966 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  144. 1966 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Red Auerbach took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1966 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  145. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1966 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  146. 1968 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  147. 1968 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Bill Russell took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1968 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  148. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1968 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  149. 1969 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  150. 1969 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Bill Russell took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1969 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  151. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1969 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  152. 1974 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  153. 1974 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Tom Heinsohn took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1974 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  154. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1974 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  155. 1976 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  156. 1976 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Tom Heinsohn took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1976 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  157. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1976 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  158. 1981 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  159. 1981 NBA Champions Boston Celtics Bill Fitch took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1981 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  160. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1981 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  161. 1984 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  162. 1984 NBA Champions Boston Celtics K.C. Jones took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain just before the 1984 NBA Finals … He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  163. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1984 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  164. 1986 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  165. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 1986 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  166. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the head coach of the 2008 NBA Champion Boston Celtics? (NBA Champion Coaches)
  167. 2008 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
  168. Bill Russell Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  169. Larry Bird Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  170. Paul Pierce Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  171. Bob Cousy Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  172. John Havlicek Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  173. Kevin McHale Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  174. Sam Jones Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  175. Dave Cowens Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  176. (1995) What blockbuster movie did the the Celtics refuse to go see?… Bad Boys.
  177. (2003) What blockbuster movie did the Celtics refuse to go see?… Bad Boys.
  178. (2020) What blockbuster movie did the Celtics refuse to go see?… Bad Boys.
  179. What blockbuster movie series did the Celtics refuse to go see?… Bad Boys.
  180. Robert Parrish Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  181. Tom Heinsohn Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  182. Kevin Garnett Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  183. Jayson Tatum Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  184. Dennis Johnson Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  185. JoJo White Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  186. Ray Allen Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  187. Rajon Rondo Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  188. Bill Sharman Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  189. Tom Sanders Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  190. KC Jones Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  191. Don Nelson Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  192. Cedric Maxwell Celtic Legend… No Joke.
  193. Danny Ainge Celtic Legend… No Joke.

Top 10 NBA Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes.
  2. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
  3. Phil Jackson took the Chicago Bulls on a hike to climb a mountain… He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
  4. Who is a potato farmers favorite NBA basketball player of all-time?… Anthony “Spud” Webb. (Georgia Jokes & Potato Jokes)
  5. What NBA great is mostly likely to get arrested?… Tyrone “Muggsy” Bogues, he is always stealing the ball. (Police Jokes & North Carolina Jokes)
  6. What is a Minnesota Timberwolves’ fans favorite superhero?… Ant Man. (Minnesota Jokes)
  7. What is Mark Cuban’s favorite Tom Cruise movie?… Maverick.
  8. What is Mark Cuban’s favorite 1980s TV show?… Dallas.
  9. What is Dirk Nowitzki’s favorite American TV show?… Dallas.
  10. What is Dirk Nowitzki’s favorite Tom Cruise movie?… Maverick.
  11. What is the favorite NBA team of a lumberjack?… Minnesota “Timber” wolves. (Minnesota Jokes)
  12. What is a tree’s least favorite NBA team?… Minnesota “Timber” wolves. (Minnesota Jokes)
  13. Did you know a bunch of retired Indiana basketball players put a team together?… They are called the Indiana Pacemakers. (Indiana Jokes)
  14. What reggae song do basketball players like?… Welcome to Jamrock. (365 Music Jokes)
  15. What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
  16. Marcus Smart is a polarizing NBA player. Fans think he is a clutch player with defensive intensity that is out of this world. Critics think he is nothing but a flop.
  17. What basketball player does the Royal Family love?… Isaiah Thomas, the King of the 4th. (King Jokes)
  18. Mole Day Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks.
  19. What do you call an NBA basketball player that misses dunks?… Alley Whoops.
  20. 2023 NBA Draft: The Thompson Twins Amen Houston Rockets #4 pick & Ausar #5 Detroit Pistons pick have a sharp shooting dad. They often entered international 3 on 3 basketball tournaments and stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop.
  21. What is the favorite NBA team of Indy 500 fans?… The Indiana Pacers. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  22. I have been watching basketball lately, and I gotta say I can hardly tolerate Kevin Durant… He stinks compared to his brother, Deo.
  23. What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
  24. Phil Jackson took the Los Angeles Lakers on a hike to climb a mountain… He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes & California Jokes)
  25. Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: NBA Basketball Coach. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what my players did all year.”
  26. Why did the NBA basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
  27. What reggae song do NBA basketball players like?… Welcome to Jamrock. (365 Music Jokes)
  28. What is Santa’s favorite basketball team?… The New York Old St. Nicks. (NBA Jokes)
  29. What NBA player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom. (4th of July Jokes)
  30. What do an angry bunny and the NBA Slam Dunk basketball champion have in common?… Mad hops.
  31. What is a great warm-up song for a NBA basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC.
  32. Who would be a great NBA center if he gave up his musical career?… POST Malone! (365 Music Jokes)
  33. What do you call a shrimp that is good at basketball?… Leprawn James.
  34. Which fast-food chain would be a good NBA basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
  35. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
  36. What kind of stories are told by NBA basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  37. What New Year’s resolution should an NBA basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs Basketball Jokes)
  38. Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes & NBA Basketball Jokes)
  39. What is a Steph Curry’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
  40. Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
  41. Why do NBA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  42. Why did the NBA basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  43. They’re an NBA basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  44. What do NBA basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (365 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this NBA basketball season? (Knock Knock Basketball Jokes)
  46. Why is basketball the grossest professional sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
  47. Why can’t NBA basketball players go home for Thanksgiving break?… They aren’t allowed to travel. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  48. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance)
  49. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
  50. What is an NBA basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  51. What is an NBA basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
  52. What is an NBA basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”

Top 10 WNBA Jokes

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  1. Indiana doctors were busy after Caitlin Clark was made the #1 Pick of the 2024 WNBA draft… Big increase in Indiana Fever!
  2. June 16th Basketball Jokes for Father’s Day: Caitlin Clark and her dad always play in a Father’s Day 2 vs. 2 tournament. Her dad is a sharp shooter too. They are unstoppable…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (Basketball Jokes for Father’s Day & WNBA Jokes)
  3. The sickest team in the WNBA just got sicker… The Indiana Fever added Caitlin Clark to their roster.
  4. The #2 pick in the 2024 WNBA Draft was Cameron Brink, a forward from Stanford… Los Angeles hopes she can be a real spark for the team on both ends of the floor.
  5. WNBA = We NoLonger Back Seat.
  6. Who is the sickest team in the WNBA?… The Indiana Fever.
  7. Which WNBA team has the brightest players?… The Connecticut Sun.
  8. How did Kamilla Cardoso, a center from South Carolina feel after being the 3rd pick in the WNBA Draft?… She was SKY high!
  9. Who is Smokey the Bear’s least favorite WNBA team?… The Los Angeles Sparks!
  10. The Indiana Fever hope their #1 draft pick, Caitlin Clark, is right on the mark… just like her shot.

High School Basketball & High School Graduation

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Just like basketball teams and leagues keeps track of top scorers, high schools in America keep track of top academic performers. In the classroom, schools keep track of GPAs, Grade Point Averages. GPAs are one of the most important factors in college selection process. Top athletic performers receive more recognition in the newspapers and on social media, but during a high school graduation, the top students will be recognized by the community.

The most prestigious award is the valedictorian which goes to the #1 student in the school. The #2 student is recognized as the salutatorian. Both of these individuals speak at the graduation. 

What does high school basketball have in common with a valedictorian and salutatorian? What the heck does a valedictorian have to do with high school basketball? High school (and basketball) is preparation for life. What habits are common among top basketball players and top students? 

God-given skills: Not everyone is born the same. Any teacher or coach can tell you that not all students or athletes are created equal. Whether in the classroom or on the court, some things that come easier to one individual, can be incredibly challenging for others. Some student-athletes can just show up and do well while others have to work incredibly hard to keep up.

Some players are born with height. Others are born with quickness, agility and speed. Others are born with the ability to understand the game well and apply skills in a game setting.

Not every player possesses the God-given skills to be a starter on a varsity basketball team and even fewer will have the opportunity to play at the college level. The same is true for academic performance. Not all students have the potential to be a top student.

The first factor in succeeding as student or a basketball player is the physical and mental “potential” to excel.

Work Habits: It is nearly impossible to be the number one student in high school or a starter on a varsity basketball team without developing exceptional work habits. Students need to make time to study and complete homework. Many top students can limit screen time and be completely focused during study sessions. The majority of their peers cannot shut off the noise of social media, streamed shows, or communication with others.

 

Accepting Challenges: To be a good basketball player on the court, players must seek out the highest level of competition. They must have a difficult individual skills workout. They must put themselves in uncomfortable situations. And they must compete in elite camps and AAU circuits. (Top 10 Reasons to Attend All-Academic Basketball Camp)

Students who excel in the classroom also challenge themselves. They seek the highest academic challenges, such as honors and AP classes. They compete in science fairs and on the math team. They enter speech and writing contests. They are always looking for ways to improve their minds.

Summer Work: Students and athletes that excel, do not take summers off. Elite basketball players travel the country playing several games over a weekend. These players also attend showcase camps where they compete against the top players in the country and receive coaching from college coaches.

AP students, often are required to do summer work for the classes. Depending on the class, this could be several weeks of work. Additionally, they enroll in academic camps, seek opportunities to expand their education. Many may do community service activities, such as mission trips, or Eagle Scout projects. 

Both elite basketball players and top-notch students know that the summer is a time for separation. One of our favorite questions is; “How many hours will it take? How many hours will it take to make a varsity team? To be an all-league player? To win a state championship? The same is true for academics. How many hours will it take to raise an SAT score 100 points? How many hours of extra work will it take to receive a five on an AP exam? How many hours of reading will it take to help develop vocabulary and writing skills?

Success is never easy, but if students work hard enough on the court and in the classroom, they will achieve success beyond their wildest dreams.

NBA Teams

WEBSITE (NBA) X ACCOUNT (@NBA) HASHTAG (#NBA) FOLLOWERS (47M followers) UNIFORM LOGO N/A ARENA N/A MASCOT N/A JOKES (NBA Jokes)

Atlantic Division

  1. Boston Celtics @celtics #DifferentHere (4.2M followers) Boston, MA Uniform Logo: VistaPrint @Vistaprint Arena: TD Garden @tdgarden (90K followers) Mascot: Lucky the Leprechaun @CelticsLucky18 (3K followers) Boston Celtics Jokes X Accounts: Boston Celtics X Accounts
  2. Brooklyn Nets @BrooklynNets #NetsWorld (2M followers)
  3. New York Knicks @NYKnicks #NewYorkForever (2.4M followers)
  4. Philadelphia 76ers @sixers #BrotherlyLove (2.3M followers)
  5. Toronto Rapters @Raptors #WeTheNorth (2.5M followers)

Northwest Division

  1. Denver Nuggets @nuggets (1.4M followers)
  2. Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves (1.3M followers)
  3. Oklahoma City Thunder @okcthunder #ThunderUp (2.8M followers)
  4. Portland Trailblazers @trailblazers (1.5M followers)
  5. Utah Jazz @UtahJazz #TakeNote (1.2M followers)

Central Division

  1. Chicago Bulls @ChicagoBulls (4.7M followers)
  2. Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs (3.3M followers)
  3. Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons #DetroitBasketball (3.3M followers)
  4. Indiana Pacers @Pacers #BoomBaby (1.4M followers)
  5. Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks #FearTheDeer 23M followers)

Pacific Division

  1. Golden State Warriors @Warriors #DubNation (3.3M followers)
  2. Los Angeles Clippers @LAClippers #ClipperNation (2M followers)
  3. Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers #LakeShow Los Angeles, CA Los Angeles Lakers Jokes
  4. Phoenix Suns @Suns (1.7M followers)
  5. Sacramento Kings @SacramentoKings (3.3M followers)

Southeast Division

  1. Washington Wizards @WashWizards #ForTheDistrict (1.2M followers)
  2. Orlando Magic @OrlandoMagic #LightTheBeam (1.2M followers)
  3. Charlotte Hornets @Hornets #LetsFly35 (1.3M followers)
  4. San Antonio Spurs @spurs #GoSpursGo #PorVida (3.5M followers)
  5. Atlanta Hawks @ATLHawks #TrueToAtlanta (1.5M followers)

Southwest Division

  1. Memphis Grizzlies @MemGrizz (1.6M followers)
  2. New Orleans Pelicans @PelicansNBA (1.3M followers)
  3. Miami Heat @MiamiHEAT #HEATNation & #HEATCulture (5M followers)
  4. Dallas Mavericks @DallasMavs (2.3M followers) Uniform Logo: Chime @Chime (260K followers) San Francisco, CA Dallas Mavericks Jokes
  5. Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets (3.2M followers)

Youth Basketball Workout: Simple Shooting Workout

This is a very simple shooting workout that will help a player become a more consistent shooter with deeper range. Most players do know the steps to becoming the best shooter on a team. 

  1. Have good form. Use BEEF to develop proper shooting form.
  2. KNOW YOUR RANGE. The spot where you can consistently make 5 in a row. 
  3. Have a quality shooting workout AND shoot more than other players on your team.
  4. Record your makes and percentages.

Timed layups (each set is 30 seconds): The timed layups are drills that help players replicate scoring moves in a game. These drills are all great for reinforcing fundamentals and should always be a part of an individual skills workout. 

  1. Mikan Drill: 2 sets of the Mikan drill. (30 seconds) 
  2. Reverse Mikans: 2 sets of reverse Mikans. (30 seconds)
  3.  X-outs: 2 sets of x-outs (3 seconds)

1-hand form shooting (WITH the guide hand in 2-hand shooting position BUT slightly off the ball): Using good form, make 5 shots in a row. After making 5 in a row, step back and repeat. Shoot until you can maintain good form and make 5 in a row. Once the form breaks down and you cannot make 5 in row STOP. It will take several workouts to move back so be patient and keep working. 

Record the number of shots and makes  (4 spots = 20 shots). To keep it simple, only record the makes as the number of spots X 5. 

Variation: Add an additional spot. Complete the drill from a different spot. (maximum 5 spots) 

2-hand form shooting (ADD the guide hand. It is ONLY a guide and should not move?): Using good 2-hand form, make 5 in a row. After making 5 in a row, step back and repeat. Shoot until you can maintain good form and make 5 in a row. Once the form breaks down and you cannot make 5 in row STOP.

Record the number of shots and makes  (4 spots = 20 shots). To keep it simple, only record the makes as the number of spots X 5. 

Variation: Add an additional spot. Complete the drill from a different spot. (maximum 5 spots)

Around the World Game Shots: The most important part of this drill is selecting the appropriate distance. A player should be able to make 60% – 90% of the shots. A player will make 10 shots from the left corner, left wing, top of key, ring wing, and right corner. Record the number shots needed to make 50. 

Record the number of made shots and misses. Calculate the percentage. If it is less than 60% move in next time.
Variation: Around the World AND BACK Game Shots (2nd set): Start on the opposite corner and repeat the drill.