Basketball Jokes for Holidays

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Basketball Jokes for February

  1. February 2nd Basketball Jokes for Groundhog DayGroundhog Day: What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  2. February 14th Basketball Jokes for Valentine’s Day: Who loves to shoot 3’s?… Cupid!
  3. February 17th Basketball Jokes for Presidents’ Day: OluKai and Reef… The unofficial footwear of the Presidents’ Day.

Basketball Jokes for March

  1. Basketball Jokes for March Madness: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  2. March 4th Basketball Jokes for Mardi Gras: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST basketball jokes for Mardi Gras in the world.

Basketball Jokes for September

Basketball Jokes for November

  1. November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
  2. November Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes Pilgrim Jokes)

Basketball Jokes for December

  1. December 25th Basketball Jokes for Christmas Eve: What song describes a youth basketball player practicing on Christmas Eve… A shot in the dark. (Music Jokes)
  2. December 25th Christmas Basketball Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!” (Christmas Basketball Jokes)
  3. December 31st Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: What does the NBA Dunk Champion say on New Year’s Eve?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)

Basketball Jokes for January

  1. January 1st Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Day: What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more.

All months

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST basketball jokes for Holiday in the world.
  2. Do you have a date for the Mardi Gras basketball game?… Yes, March 4th, 2025