Basketball Jokes for Christmas

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Christmas.
  2. What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  3. What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!”
  4. What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
  5. Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his college basketball team?… His grade went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  6. Why do basketball players leave cookies for Santa?… So he can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  7. What do the winning Super Bowl quarterback, Karl Malone, Santa Clause, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  8. If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  9. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  10. Jingle all the way… to the hoop.
  11. Why can’t basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  12. What kind of coffee do basketball players leave for Santa?… Dunkin’ Donuts.
  13. What did Delaware to the Christmas basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  14. What do NBA basketball cheerleaders drink before they perform at an NBA Christmas Day game?… Root beer! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  15. What Christmas song does a basketball player like?… Dunk the Halls with Boughs of Holly. (365 Music Jokes)
  16. What song describes a youth basketball player practicing on Christmas Eve… A shot in the dark. (Music Jokes)
  17. Who led the reindeer team in celebration after they won the basketball game against the elves?… Dancer.
  18. Who delivers Christmas toys to all the good little boys in Minnesota?… Anta Claus.
  19. Why do basketball players love Christmas cookies?… Because they can dunk them!
  20. Jingle all the way… to the rack.
  21. What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The New York Saint Nicks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
  22. How do basketball players stay cool during a Christmas Day game?… They stand near the fans.
  23. Why did the basketball player sign up for the crafting club?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets for Christmas presents!
  24. Why did the North Pole basketball team struggle?… They had low elf esteem!
  25. Jingle all the way… to the rim.
  26. Why do basketball players leave donuts for Santa?… So he can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  27. What kind of stories are told by basketball players on Christmas Eve?…. Tall Tales.
  28. Jingle all the way… to the tin.
  29. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  30. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Christmas.
  31. What is a college basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  32. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good basketball joke for Christmas?
  33. What is a high school basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good basketball joke for Christmas knock-knock joke?
  35. What is a youth basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  36. What is Santa’s elves favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Christmas basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  38. If a college basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
  39. What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
  40. Why can’t college basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  41. Why can’t NBA basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  42. Why can’t youth basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  43. If a high school basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  44. If a youth basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  45. What is a basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  46. What is a basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  47. What version of the National Anthem is most popular in high school gyms before a basketball during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (High School Basketball Jokes)