UCLA Basketball Jokes

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  1. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the flavors in the Capital One Ice Kareem truck? (BracketBerry, NeoBallitan Cookies N’ Kareem, MarchMallow, Slam Chunk, Tourna – Mint Chocolate Chip, Peanut Busted Bracket)
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?…. Canoe name the men’s college basketball program with the most National Championships? (UCLA = 11 National Championships)
  3. You can Betts… the UCLA Women’s basketball team will be tough to match in the post.
  4. You can Betts… the UCLA Women’s basketball team will try to feed the post as much as they can.

Kentucky Basketball Jokes

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  1. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Did you know the Pope, despite his health condition, filled out a March Madness Bracket. He picked Kentucky… He likes their coach. (Mark Pope)

Arkansas Basketball Jokes

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  1. March Madness 2022: An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again. (Cemetery Jokes & Kentucky Jokes)
  2. Rick Pitino Transformation: Saturday March 22nd, 2025 Noon: “The Godfather” #2 seed, playing in Providence, Big East Champion. (75-66 loss to #10 Arkansas) Sunday Night March 23rd, 2025 “The Grandfather” Rick Pitino consoles grandaughter after #10 New Mexico is eliminated by Michigan State (71-63).
  3. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the impressive coaching match-up between 2 friends and legendary coaches in Prividence? John Calipari (Arkansas) & Rick Pitino (St. John’s)

McNeese State Basketball Jokes

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  1. McNeese State and it’s manager, Amir Khan, had a great run, but lost to Purdue… It is sad to see the Cowboys ride off into the sunset.
  2. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the McNeese State Basketball manager, Amir Khan, is the 1st manager to get an NIL deal?
  3. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: I know this is politically incorrect, so please forgive us, but if McNeese State played St. John’s in the 1980s in March Madness… the headlines would read “Cowboys & Indians.”
  4. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: McNeese State Coach Will Wade had a great run. He coached his last game with the Cowboys and will now… ride off into the sunset to NC State.

Indiana State Basketball Jokes

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  1. March Madness 1979: Who is the Audubon’s Society’s favorite Final Four Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  2. March Madness 1979 How did Michigan State defeat the Sycamores of Indiana State in the 1979 Championship game?… It was Magic.
  3. March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most viewed NCAA Championship game of All-Time?… Larry Bird, Indiana State vs. Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)

St. John’s Basketball Jokes

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  1. Rick Pitino Transformation: Saturday March 22nd, 2025 Noon: “The Godfather” #2 seed, playing in Providence, Big East Champion. (75-66 loss to #10 Arkansas) Sunday Night March 23rd, 2025 “The Grandfather” Rick Pitino consoles grandaughter after #10 New Mexico is eliminated by Michigan State (71-63).
  2. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the SIX DIFFERENT teams Rick Pitino has coached to March Madness? (Boston University, Providence, Kentucky, Louisville, Iona and St. John’s)
  3. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: BREAKING NEWS: Weather Alert: There is Red Storm rising today in Providence!
  4. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Hey NY Post…. 86 Fried Calipari!
  5. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the ONLY coach who has brought 6 teams to March Madness? (Rick Pitino)
  6. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: What is the most watched movie by St. John’s basketball fans?… The Godfather in honor of Rick Pitino.
  7. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the impressive coaching match-up between 2 friends and legendary coaches in Prividence? John Calipari (Arkansas) & Rick Pitino (St. John’s)
  8. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: I know this is politically incorrect, so please forgive us, but if McNeese State played St. John’s in the 1980s in March Madness… the headlines would read “Cowboys & Indians.”
  9. March Madness 2025 Jokes: Did you know the Weather Channel is the unofficial sponsor of Red Storm Rising?
  10. March Madness 2025 Jokes: Who did the weather person pick to win March Madness 2025?… St. John’s Red Storm.

UNLV Basketball Jokes

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  1. What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)

Arizona Basketball Jokes

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  1. Arizona Player: Caleb “Show Me Some” Love for reaching the Sweet Sixteen and battling #1 Duke.
  2. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: What Sweet Sixteen team cannot be tamed?… Th Arizona WILD cats. Duke Basketball Jokes: Sweet Sixteen Duke Mascot Headband vs. Arizona “U of Average”

Michigan Basketball Jokes

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  1. Who is a better college basketball team?… The Maryland Crab 5 (2025) or the University of Michigan Fab 5 (1992)?
  2. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
  3. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: With Michigan upsetting Texas A&M to advance to the Sweet 16, Michigan fans were wondering. Is it still March Madness or is it (Dusty) May Madness?
  4. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Do you think Danny Wolf choosing Michigan had anything to do with the mascot?