Basketball Jokes for the Summer Olympics

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for the Summer Olympics. (American Revolution Jokes)
  2. Steph Curry. 36 points against Serbia to lead the USA to gold medal game vs. France… He knows how to spice it up!
  3. 2024: Jayson Tatum on Olympic Coach Steve Kerr?… Hate ‘Em.
  4. 2024: Jaylen Brown & Jayson Tatum on Olympic Coach Steve Kerr?… Hate ‘Em.
  5. What does every USA basketball do during each halftime at the Paris Olympics?… Go “Oui, Oui?”
  6. What a great Olympic performance by Lebron James. I just don’t know… Is he King James or Captain America?
  7. France basketball had a great Olympic run and even gave Team USA a scare in the Gold Medal game, but ultimately settled for the the Silver… C’est la vie.
  8. The 2024 Serbian Olympic basketball team lead Team USA by 17 points and only lost by 4 points, 95-91 in the 2024 Paris Olympics semifinals…. They are no Jokic.
  9. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two countries who have won the Olympic Mens’ Basketball Gold Medal since 1992?  (USA & Argentina)
  10. What do you call an Olympic basketball player who smells really good?… Kevin Deodurant.
  11. USA basketball coming from 17 points down against Serbia in the 2024 Paris Olympics semifinals…. No Jokic.
  12. Serbia gave Team USA it’s toughest test in the semi-final game. They went on to defeat Germany for the Bronze Medal…. This team is no Jokic.
  13. What USA Basketball player is most likely to go on vacation in Europe after the Paris Olympics?… Jrue Holiday.
  14. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the members of the 1992 USA Basketball Dream team?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
  15. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the last country OTHER than the USA to win a basketball gold medal countries at the Olympics. HINT: 2004 
  16. After winning the gold Medal with a DNP – CD. @TyHaliburton22 “When you ain’t do nun on the group project and still get an A🏅”
  17. They always asked me if I play basketball for my country in the Olympics because I was tall… They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf.
  18. What country do pirates always cheer for in basketball in the Olympics?… Arrrrrrrrrrrgh….gentina. (Pirate Jokes)
  19. 2024 Draft: How did analysts describe the 2024 NBA draft with FOUR FRENCH players drafted in the 1st round?… Another French Revolution.
  20. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the 1992 Dream Team offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
  21. Basketball Jokes for Bastille Day: How did analysts describe the 2024 NBA draft with FOUR FRENCH players drafted in the 1st round?… “Très bien, mon ami.” (French Translation: Very good my friend.)
  22. What international basketball player reads the most?… Devon “Book” er. (Book Jokes)
  23. I have been watching Olympic basketball lately, and I gotta say I can hardly tolerate Kevin Durant… He stinks compared to his brother, Deo.
  24. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the country that lost to 1992 USA Basketball Dream team in the gold medal game?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
  25. Olympic Basketball makes me happy; You… not so much.
  26. What is a USA Basketball fans favorite superhero?… Ant Man. (Minnesota Jokes)
  27. Basketball Jokes for March Madness: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. Grandpa was watching the Olympic basketball team. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  28. Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Day: What New Year’s resolution should an Olympic basketball player never make?… To travel more.
  29. Where do USA Olympic basketball players get their uniforms from?… New Jersey!
  31. Why hasn’t Europe ever won Olympic gold in basketball?… Because Europe isn’t a country.
  32. Why did people in the Olympics though Michael Jordan was conceited?… Because he was always putting on Airs.
  33. What legendary Olympic basketball would be an awful major league baseball hitter?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
  34. I used to be addicted to Olympic basketball… but I rebounded.
  35. Basketball Jokes for Father’s Day: What is Jason Tatum’s favorite Beach Boys song?…. Little Deuce Coupe. (365 Music Jokes)
  36. Christmas Basketball Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite basketball play to see at the Olympics?… the give and “GO GO GO!” (Christmas Basketball Jokes)
  37. Why did the Olympic basketball player always use the pay phone?… He loved dropping dimes.
  38. Why did the Olympic basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
  39. What do you call an Olympic basketball player that misses dunks?… Alley Whoops.
  40. What is an Olympic basketball player’s favorite thing about astronomy?… Shooting stars. (Astronomy Jokes)
  41. If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue… he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (March Madness Jokes)
  42. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the coaches of the 1992 USA Basketball Dream team?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
  43. The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.  Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”  A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “An Olympic basketball coach?” (Top Psychology Jokes)
  44. July 19th National Hot Dog Day: What do you call an Olympic basketball player who dribbles between his legs, throws no look and behind the back passes, and celebrates 3-point shots?… A hot dog. (Best NBA 3-point celebrations)
  45. What do Karl Malone, Santa Claus, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  46. 2024 Draft: How did analysts describe the 2024 NBA draft with FOUR FRENCH players drafted in the 1st round?… Another French Revolution.
  47. If an Olympic basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe! (Astronomy Jokes)
  48. What reggae song do Olympic basketball players like?… Welcome to Jamrock. (365 Music Jokes)
  49. I hear that Mr. Worldwide often gets called out in basketball… He’s always traveling.
  50. Coach Krzyzewski Baseball Career: Coach K had an amazing career as an Olympic basketball coach. Many people do not know that before coaching basketball, he was a baseball player. He was a solid infielder and outfield, but Coach “K” was the worst hitter on the team. Coach K was always a focused on team success from a very young age. The baseball coach saw this and want to find a role for him. He tried him out on the mound and found out that Coach K was a fantastic pitcher. He finished the season pitching and lead the pitching staff in strikeouts. He truly was Coach K! (North Carolina Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  51. Who was the poet of Olympic basketball?… Longfellow.
  52. Olympic Basketball stars don’t pass away – they just crossover. (Cemetery Jokes)
  53. Basketball Jokes for Father’s Day: What is the best play when you are playing basketball on the same team as your dad?… Pick and Pop. (Dad Jokes)
  54. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Olympic basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
  55. Most Olympic basketball players are the most upstanding members of society… They really are people to look up to.
  56. What’s the first meal of the day called for Olympic basketball players?… Fast Breaks! (Breakfast Jokes)
  57. Basketball Jokes for Bastille Day: Did you hear the basketball joke about Bastille Day?… It’s a riot.
  58. What is the #1 cereal for Olympic basketball players?… Dunkaroos.
  59. What legendary Olympic basketball would be a great major league baseball pitcher?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
  60. November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on during the Olympics?… He shot the basketball.
  61. Why did the Olympic basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  62. What kind of stories are told by Olympic basketball players?…. Tall Tales. (Library Jokes)
  63. What’s the difference between a dog and an Olympic basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles.
  64. What does an Olympic basketball player say when he misses?… “Shoot.”
  65. Why couldn’t the really good Olympic basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record!
  66. What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… An olympic basketball coach.
  67. Two Olympic basketball teams play a game. The home team wins, but not a single man from either team scored a basket. How could this be?… It was a women’s basketball team!
  68. Why are Olympic basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling.
  69. Why did the Olympic basketball team join a craft club?… Because they wanted to learn how to make baskets!
  70. Where is an Olympic basketball player’s favorite place to eat?… Dunkin’ Donuts.
  71. Why is a scrambled egg like a losing Olympic basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  72. Why do Olympic basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  73. Why was the Olympic basketball court wet?… Because people were dribbling on it!
  74. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Olympic basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  75. What’s the difference between being in prison and playing on an Olympic basketball team?… On a basketball team, your guards won’t leave you hanging.
  76. Why is a Olympic basketball referee like an angry chicken?… They both have foul mouths.
  77. Why don’t fish like Olympic basketball?… They’re afraid of the nets.
  78. A brawl took place in an Olympic basketball game. A judge came in and used his gavel to stop it. He brought order in the court.
  79. Why can’t Olympic basketball players go on vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  80. Why is the Olympic basketball arena hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
  81. Why did the Olympic basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was learning how to draw fowls.
  82. What do you call an unbelievable story about an Olympic basketball player?… A tall tale.
  83. Longfellow is the known poet of Olympic basketball.
  84. Why is it annoying to eat next to Olympic basketball players?… They dribble all the time.
  85. How do Olympic basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
  86. Why do Olympic basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
  87. Why were the Olympic basketball team’s jersey’s so full of static?… The team was out of bounce.
  88. A “Bawler” is an Olympic basketball player who loses in the Medal Round.
  89. Why wouldn’t the Olympic basketball team play with the third basketball?… Because it was an oddball out!