101 Boston Celtics Jokes – Youth Basketball 123

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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Boston Celtics basketball jokes.
What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
How do the Boston Celtics feel about having a leprechaun as a mascot?… Lucky! (Leprechaun Jokes)
What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
Who is the most honest player in the history of basketball?… Paul “The Truth” Pierce.
I know why the Boston Celtics picked the them of “Different Here” for the 2024 NBA Playoffs… They talk different. Just as a Celtics fan to say “Park the car in Harvard Yard!” (Massachusetts Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the nickname of Larry Bird when he played for the Boston Celtics? (Massachusetts Jokes)
Marcus Smart was a polarizing NBA player when he played for the Celtics. Fans think he is a clutch player with defensive intensity that is out of this world. Critics think he is nothing but a flop.
Why did the Celtics go to Miami?… To beat the heat. (Florida Jokes)
Did you know Bill Russell had a HUGE growth spurt?… His family gave him a nickname. Russell Spouts. (Farming Jokes)
What former Boston Celtics basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
Did you know the Celtics nutritionist does not recommend butter ever. His choice…. parkay.
What former Boston Celtics basketball player would be a great spokesperson for Fall in New England?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me Paul Pierce’s nickname? (Massachusetts Jokes)
Response of Jrue Holiday, the Boston Celtics guardm when asked how he plans to go about slowing the Dallas Mavericks playmaker in the 2024 NBA Finals… “Pray.”
What is the official snake of the Boston Celtics?… The White Mamba. (Snake Jokes)
What a great honor to see the Celtics wear the tie-dye WALTON warm-ups in honor of basketball legend Bill Walton who passed on May 27th, 2024. Everyone was so happy…. Especially The Grateful Dead and all the Deadheads fans. (365 Music Jokes)
How did Cedric Maxwell celebrate his 1981 NBA Finals MVP trophy?… With his favorite side dish, Cornbread.
2024 NBA Finals: D White…. He can sure play D and shoot the 3.
2024 NBA Finals: Since Kyrie Irving stomped on the center court Celtics logo he is 0 – 12 against the Celtics… not so lucky I guess.
The leaves fall in autumn in New England. Can you guess their favorite Celtic of all-time?…. Bill Russell. (Fall Jokes)
What NBA team has the best floral arrangements?… The Boston Celtics. They play at the TD Garden. (Massachusetts Jokes)
What does Cedric Maxwell put on his Cornbread?… Parkay.
Who is the most musical Celtic?… DJ Johnson. (365 Music Jokes)
Who is a dairy farmer’s favorite Celtic of all-time?… Dave “Cow” ens.
(Cow Jokes)
What former Boston Celtics basketball player would be a great spokesperson for Autumn in New England?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
What was the original Big Three’s favorite TV show?… McHale’s Navy.
Who is a priest’s favorite Celtic of all-time?… Robert Parish.
Who is a Native American’s favorite Celtic of all-time?… Robert “the Chief” Parish.
What is Cedric Maxwell’s favorite side dish?… Cornbread.
What Celtics owner do crayons adore?… Walter Brown. (Crayon Jokes)
Who is a Crayola crayon’s favorite NBA coach of all-time?… Red Auerbach. (Crayon Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the nickname of Shaquille O’Neal when he played for the Boston Celtics?
What do you call someone who can name the Celtics leading playoff scoring and assists leader?… A Bird brain. (Bird Jokes)
Who would be a better Celtic car salesman?… Chris Ford of M.L. Carr. (Car Jokes)
Who is a butcher’s favorite Celtic of all-time?… Dave “Cow” ens. (Cow Jokes)
Everyone was sad when Bill Walton passed on May 27th, 2024. Everyone except…. The Grateful Dead. (365 Music Jokes)
What basketball player does the Royal Family love?… Isaiah Thomas, the King of the 4th. (King Jokes)
What Pink Floyd song do the Celtics play when they win an NBA title in honor of is Red Auerbach?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
What’s the difference between the Boston Celtics and a dollar bill?… Nothing. You can still get four quarters out of each of them.
Who is the National Audubon Society‘s favorite NBA Player of all-time?… Larry Bird.
Who is the 2024 NBA Finals Crayola MVP?…. Derrick White or Jaylen Brown.
Joe Mazulla took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain… He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
Who is the 2024 NBA Crayola Basketball Team?…. Derrick White.
Who is a Crayola crayon’s favorite NBA GM of all-time?… Red Auerbach.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many NBA titles the Boston Celtics have won?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many NBA titles the Larry Bird won?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many NBA MVPs Larry Bird won?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many NBA Finals MVPs Larry Bird won?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the names and numbers for the retired jerseys for the Boston Celtics?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the starting five for the 1986 NBA Champion Celtics?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the starting five for the 2008 NBA Champion Celtics?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the coach who has the most career wins for the Boston Celtics?
What time is it when the Red Sox are chasing the Celtics?… 9 after 5.
What time is it when the Celtics are chasing the Red Sox ?… 5 after 9.
What time is it when the Celtics are chasing the Bruins ?… 5 after 6.
What time is it when the Bruins are chasing the Celtics?… 6 after 5.
What time is it when the Revolution are chasing the Celtics?… 11 after 5.
What time is it when the Celtics are chasing the Revolution?… 5 after 11.
What time is it when the Celtics are chasing the Free Jacks?… 5 after 15.
What time is it when the Free Jacks are chasing the Celtics?… 15 after 5.
1957 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1959 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1960 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1961 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1962 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1963 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1964 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1965 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1966 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1968 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1969 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1974Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1976 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1981 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1984 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
1986 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
2008 Celtics. NBA Champions… No Joke.
Bill Russell Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Larry Bird Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Paul Pierce Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Bob Cousy Celtic Legend… No Joke.
John Havlicek Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Kevin McHale Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Sam Jones Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Dave Cowens Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Robert Parrish Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Tom Heinsohn Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Kevin Garnett Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Jayson Tatum Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Dennis Johnson Celtic Legend… No Joke.
JoJo White Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Ray Allen Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Rajon Rondo Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Bill Sharman Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Tom Sanders Celtic Legend… No Joke.
KC Jones Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Don Nelson Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Cedric Maxwell Celtic Legend… No Joke.
Danny Ainge Celtic Legend… No Joke.