High School Basketball Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best high school basketball jokes. (American Revolution Jokes)
  2. Who is the high school geography teacher’s favorite NBA player of all-time?… Jerry West. (Geography Jokes)
  3. Hanging in the hallway at the high school are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc.  One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”
  4. Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: High School Basketball Coach. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what my players did all year.”
  5. Basketball Jokes for Christmas: Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his high school basketball team?… He went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  6. What is a great warm-up song for a high school basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC.
  7. Why is basketball the grossest high school sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
  8. Why did the high school basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
  9. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
  10. They’re a high school basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  11. Basketball coaches have really focused on “Stop the Steal” since it was introduced in 2016… They really value limiting turnovers and ball security. (Election Jokes)
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this NBA basketball season? 
  13. Basketball Jokes for March Madness: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  14. Why did the youth basketball player get a job at the bakery?… He wanted to create more turnovers.
  15. What do an angry bunny and the high school basketball Slam Dunk basketball champion have in common?… Mad hops.
  16. How did the losing high school basketball coach respond to the question “What do you think of the execution of your team?”… I am in favor of it.
  17. What kind of stories are told by high school basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  18. Why do high school basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  19. What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
  20. What version of the National Anthem is most popular in high school gyms before a basketball during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance))
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this high school basketball season? (Knock Knock Basketball Jokes)
  22. Why can’t high school basketball players go on vacation during Thanksgiving break?… They aren’t allowed to travel. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  23. Why did the high school basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  24. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
  25. Which fast-food chain would be a good high school basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
  26. Christmas Basketball Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!” (Christmas Basketball Jokes)