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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best high school basketball jokes. (American Revolution Jokes)
Basketball Pun: A high school basketball game where nobody scores is pointless.
Who is the high school geography teacher’s favorite NBA player of all-time?… Jerry West. (Geography Jokes)
Hanging in the hallway at the high school are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc. One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”
Our high school basketball coach loves dogs… he has three-point setters.
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: High School Basketball Coach. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what my players did all year.”
Why did the high school basketball player take an art class?… Because he wanted to learn how to draw fouls!
Basketball Pun: I used to be addicted to high school basketball… but I rebounded.
Basketball Jokes for Christmas: Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his high school basketball team?… He went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
What is a great warm-up song for a high school basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC.
Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best March Madness high school basketball jokes.
What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
What is the #1 social event for high school basketball players?… The Big Dance!
Why did the basketball player take an art class?… To improve his court vision.
What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
What do you call it when your high school team gets knocked out of the state tournament?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
What do you call it when a lower seed beats a higher seed in the high school state tournament?… March Sadness for the higher seed and March Gladness for the higher seed! (Cinderella Jokes)
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Grammar Jokes)
What do you call the state tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
I’m hoop-lessly in love with high school basketball.
What do you call it when your lower seeded high school team beats a higher seeded team in the state tournament?… March Gladness.
What do you call it when your higher seeded high school team loses to a lower seeded team in the state tournament?… March Gladness.
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A High School basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Massachusetts Boys High School State Championship Basketball Team? ‍
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball team’s underdog win in the state championship?… A tall tale. (Book Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Massachusetts Girls High School State Championship Basketball Team? ‍
What is the unofficial candy bar of high school basketball state tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the high school basketball state tournament game?… Because he had no body to go with.
He’s always on court, never in a foul mood.
I try not to limit my madness to high school basketball in March.
I used to be addicted to the high school basketball state tournament… but I rebounded.
What is the secret to winning a High School State Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
Why is basketball the grossest high school sport?… Basketball because they dribble all over the court.
What did the genie grant the high school basketball player?… Three swishes!
Why did the high school basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
Basketball Pun: A high school layup… You can bank on that shot
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the high school basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the start of the high school basketball season?
They’re a high school basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
Basketball coaches have really focused on “Stop the Steal” since it was introduced in 2016… They really value limiting turnovers and ball security. (Election Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the last week of the high school basketball season?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the last day of the high school basketball season?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the finally the state tournament for high school basketball?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this high school basketball season?
Basketball Jokes for March Madness: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
Why did the high school basketball player get a job at the bakery?… He wanted to create more turnovers.
Why did the high school basketball player take an AP art class?… Because he wanted to learn how to draw fouls!
What do an angry bunny and the high school basketball Slam Dunk basketball champion have in common?… Mad hops.
How did the losing high school basketball coach respond to the question “What do you think of the execution of your team?”… I am in favor of it.
What kind of stories are told by high school basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
Why do high school basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
What version of the National Anthem is most popular in high school gyms before a basketball during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance))
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this high school basketball season? (Knock Knock Basketball Jokes)
Why can’t high school basketball players go on vacation during Thanksgiving break?… They aren’t allowed to travel. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
Why did the high school basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
Which fast-food chain would be a good high school basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses a shot in the state tournament?… Shoot.
Why is the basketball gym hot after the high school state championship game?… Because all the fans have left.
Christmas Basketball Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!” (Christmas Basketball Jokes)

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