College Basketball Jokes by Team

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  1. Alabama Basketball Jokes: 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Why doesn’t Mark Sears have an NIL deal with Sears?
  2. Alabama State Basketball Jokes: 2025 First Four Jokes: Did you see the final play where the Hornets of Alabama State defeated St. Francis’s Red Flash with a home run play… that must have really stung.
  3. Arizona Basketball Jokes: Arizona: Arizona Player: Caleb “Show Me Some” Love for reaching the Sweet Sixteen and battling #1 Duke.
  4. Arkansas Basketball Jokes: March Madness 2022: An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again. (Cemetery Jokes & Kentucky Jokes)
  5. Arizona: What Sweet Sixteen team cannot be tamed?… Th Arizona WILD cats
  6. Auburn Basketball Jokes: Auburn Tigers: How did Auburn make it to the Elite Eight?…. They scratched and clawesd.
  7. I just knew Auburn would win. They were ready to play…. They had the “Eye of The Tiger.”
  8. The Auburn basketball is a great motivator…. He has so many Pearls of wisdom to share.
  9. Creighton Basketball Jokes: 2025 March March Madness Jokes: National Audubon Society March Madness Match-up: #9 Creighton Blue Jays vs. #8 Louisville Cardinals.
  10. Drake Basketball Jokes: #11 Drake upsetting #6 Missouri… Music to the ears of Drake fans.
  11. Duke Basketball Jokes: Duke Basketball Jokes: Cooper Flagg is the Maine attraction in March Madness.
  12. Florida Basketball Jokes: Florida: What happens when the University of Florida knocks your team out of March Madness?… You become a Gator Hater!
  13. Gonzaga Jokes: 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the team whose 9 year consecutive streak of going to the sweet sixteen ended with. a loss to #1 Houston? (#8 Gonzaga)
  14. Grand Canyon University: 2025 March March Madness Jokes: How did Maryland beat Grand Canyon… The talent gap was too wide.
  15. High Point University: 2025 March March Madness Jokes: The High Point of High Points Mens basketball program…. beating Winthrop in the Big South title game to advance the March Madness.
  16. Houston Basketball Jokes: March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when Clyde Drexler picked up his 4th foul in the Championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
  17. Indiana State Basketball Jokes: March Madness 1979: Who is the Audubon’s Society’s favorite Final Four Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  18. James Madison Basketball Jokes: March Madness 2024 Jokes: Is it weird the James Madison Dukes played Duke?
  19. Kansas Basketball Jokes:
  20. Kentucky Basketball Jokes: Did you know the Pope, despite his health condition, filled out a March Madness Bracket. He picked Kentucky… He likes their coach. (Mark Pope)
  21. Louisville Basketball Jokes: 2025 March March Madness Jokes: National Audubon Society March Madness Match-up: #9 Creighton Blue Jays vs. #8 Louisville Cardinals.
  22. Maryland Basketball Jokes: Maryland Who are you picking? The Maryland Crab 5 or the Michigan Fab 5?
  23. McNeese State Basketball Jokes: McNeese State and it’s manager, Amir Khan, had a great run, but lost to Purdue… It is sad to see the Cowboys ride off into the sunset.
  24. Michigan Basketball Jokes: 2025 March March Madness Jokes: With Michigan upsetting Texas A&M to advance to the Sweet 16, Michigan fans were wondering. Is it still March Madness or is it (Dusty) May Madness?
  25. Michigan State Basketball Who are you picking? The Maryland Crab 5 or the Michigan Fab 5?
  26. Tom Izzo GREAT coach… He has taken ELEVEN teams to the Elite Eight.
  27. Moorehead State Basketball Jokes: March Madness 2024 Jokes: What 2024 March Madness fans need an XXL size hat?… More head State. (Hat Jokes)
  28. N.C. State Basketball Jokes: March Madness 1983: How would you describe NC State’s last second play to beat the University of Houston in 1983?… Alley Whoooooooooooops! (North Carolina Jokes & Texas Jokes)
  29. Notre Dame Basketball Jokes: Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during March Madness?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  30. Omaha Basketball Jokes: 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Who is Peyton Manning’s favorite 2025 March Madness team?… Omaha.
  31. Purdue Basketball Jokes:
  32. Tennessee Basketball Jokes:
  33. Texas Basketball Jokes: 2025 March March Madness Jokes: I guess it is pretty appropriate that the leading scorer in the SEC is Tre Johnson from Texas.
  34. Texas Tech Basketball Jokes: 2025 March March Madness Jokes: I guess it is pretty appropriate that the leading scorer in the SEC is Tre Johnson from Texas.
    • First Four Jokes: What a great season for the Texas Longhorn basketball season. But it is going to be a looooong ride home after losing to Xavier in the First Four.
  35. St. John’s Basketball Jokes: 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Rick Pitino Transformation: Saturday March 22nd, 2025 Noon: “The Godfather” #2 seed, playing in Providence, Big East Champion. (75-66 loss to #10 Arkansas) Sunday Night March 23rd, 2025 “The Grandfather” Rick Pitino consoles grandaughter after #10 New Mexico is eliminated by Michigan State (71-63).
  36. St. Francis Basketball Jokes: 2025 First Four Jokes: Did you see the final play where the Hornets of Alabama State defeated St. Francis’s Red Flash with a home run play… that must have really stung.
  37. SIUE Southern Illinois University Edwardsville: 2025 March March Madness Jokes: There are not many guarantees in March Madness…. But I guaranteed the Cougars will win the 2025 First Round game on March 20th, 2025.. (#1 Houston vs. #16 SIUE)
  38. UCLA Basketball Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the flavors in the Capital One Ice Kareem truck? (BracketBerry, NeoBallitan Cookies N’ Kareem, MarchMallow, Slam Chunk, Tourna – Mint Chocolate Chip, Peanut Busted Bracket)
  39. UConn Basketball Jokes:
  40. University of North Carolina Basketball Jokes:
  41. UNLV Basketball Jokes: What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
  42. Xavier Basketball Jokes: 2025 March March Madness Jokes: The Boston Celtics had TWO Big Threes… Xavier has the Three Musketeers.

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