High School Basketball: 6 Things to Expect at the 1st Tryout!

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“What will the 1st day of high school basketball tryouts be like?”


This is a question that almost every aspiring basketball asks. The answer will vary based on the size of the school, coach’s philosophy, and level of team. (Freshman, JV, Varsity).

Although there will be many variations with tryouts, there seem to be a few constants.

#1 PLAYERS ARE BEING EVALUATED ALL THE TIME!

Players need to understand it is not really important how many points you score or shots you make in tryouts. Coaches are looking to build a team and they are looking for parts that are a good fit to the team. They are looking for so many little things that most players would never realize. Understand that you are being evaluated ALL THE TIME! If the high school coach is in the schools he notices how a player carries himself in the halls and in class.

High school coaches watch everything.

  • How do you arrive to the gym?
  • What time do you arrive?
  • Did you listen at the pre-season meeting and wear the correct practice gear?
  • How are you warming up? (Hint taking half court shots or shooting out of your range is not a good 1st impression.)
  • What is your body language?
  • Are you a supportive teammate?
  • Do you listen with your eyes and ears?
  • How can you help the team?
  • Do you listen with your eyes and ears.

A player needs to remember this and try to do as much as he can to do these little things that other players are not focusing on.

#2 BEING A GOOD TEAMMATE IS NOT OVERLOOKED

The top players will make the team. The great shooter, incredible ball handler, and phenomenal athlete. Everyone else… How do you make the team better?

Every coach loves a player who is a great teammate. The player who is 1st to help a player up when he takes a charge or hits the floor. A player who is on the sidelines cheering and offering encouragement even though he is not on the court is exceptional. It takes ZERO skill to be a great teammate. A player should make it his goal to be the most positive player in the gym.

#3 CONDITIONING IS A CRITICAL FACTOR

You might be a very limited player, but if you go as hard as you can all the time, you will make it hard for a coach to cut you. Close out and box out on all shots. Get on the floor for loose balls. Sprint to the paint on defense.

Conditioning drills will be a huge part of evaluation. Be sure to be in great shape. If you are not… PUSH YOURSELF HARDER THAN ANY OTHER PLAYER! Dig down deep! If you really want to make the team, you must give maximum effort each minute of the tryout, whether it is two days or an entire week.

#4 COACHES ARE LOOKING FOR ROLE PLAYERS

Every team has players who fill important roles. It is a players job to find a role and fill it. When a player knows his skill set, he will be able to understand what roles are realistic. Some roles include – scorer, shooter, rebounder, defender, rim runner, ball handler, cheerleader – yes this is an important role that is needed.

“The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian UNLV Coach

#5 PLAYERS EVALUATE THE TRYOUT AND OTHER PLAYERS

Exceptional players use self-evaluation to improve. There will be more than one tryout, so analyze how you played. See the areas where you excelled and the ones that could be improved.

Don’t try to do more than you are capable of doing. If you are not a good shooter – DO NOT SHOOT! Focus one 1-2 things that you want the coaches to notice.

#6 THE little things ARE THE BIG THING!

The little things really do matter. One final thing – SAY THANK YOU to all the coaches. Get a good night’s sleep and eat breakfast!

  1. BE IN SHAPE! There will be a great deal of conditioning on the 1st day of tryouts. A high school player should be in the best shape ever.
  2. PLAY DEFENSE
  3. BE ENTHUSIASTIC

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes. (American Revolution Jokes)
  2. They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall… They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf.
  3. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
  4. Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Movie Jokes & Music Jokes)
  5. Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” (North Carolina Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  6. Basketball Jokes for March Madness: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  7. Who is the geography teacher’s favorite NBA player of all-time?… Jerry West. (Geography Jokes)
  8. What do Karl Malone, Santa Claus, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  9. What rapper has a sweet looking basketball jump shot?… LL Cool J! (365 Music Jokes)
  10. Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc.  One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”
  11. Who is the best Star Wars character at basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi. (Star Wars Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  12. Christmas Basketball Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!” (Christmas Basketball Jokes)
  13. What is a heart surgeon’s favorite basketball team of all time?… 1983 N.C. State NCAA Champions – the Cardiac Pack. (College Basketball Jokes)
  14. What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. (Pirate Jokes)
  15. Willis Reed, NBA Hall-of-Famer, would be a great spokesperson for National Book Day. (Book Jokes)
  16. When Austin Peay University had a player named Fly Williams, the students would chant, “The Fly is open! Let’s go Peay!”
  17. They’re a basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  18. Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Day: What New Year’s resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more.
  19. Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his college basketball team?… He went down in history (from an 82 to a 67). (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  20. What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss! (Cheese Jokes)
  21. What is the worst basketball warm-up song?… Another brick in the wall. (365 Music Jokes)
  22. Basketball Pun: The man walking through the airport with a basketball must’ve been traveling.
  23. What is Coach Popovich’s favorite play?… Pick and Pop.
  24. Why are college basketball coaches so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Golf Jokes)
  25. The anti-vax basketball team lost every game they played…. Apparently, they never take any shots. (Covid Jokes)
  26. Why did the basketball player always use the pay phone?… He loved dropping dimes.
  27. What do you call a college basketball player that misses dunks?… Alley Whoops.
  28. What is a basketball player’s favorite thing about astronomy?… Shooting stars. (Astronomy Jokes)
  29. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the members of the 1992 USA Basketball Dream team?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
  30. What song does The Basketball Tournament HATE?… The Final Countdown by Europe. (365 Music Jokes)
  31. Our basketball coach loves dogs… he has three-point setters.
  32. Basketball Pun: I used to be addicted to college basketball… but I rebounded.
  33. Basketball Jokes for Father’s Day: What is Jason Tatum’s favorite Beach Boys song?…. Little Deuce Coupe. (365 Music Jokes)
  34. Basketball Jokes for the Election: Where do they play the Election Day basketball game?… At the Electoral College.
  35. Why did the basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they get killed on the road.
  36. What basketball game does the Royal Family love?… King of the court. (King Jokes)
  37. What kind of toothpaste does Derrick White use?… Crest 3D White. (Boston Celtics Jokes)
  38. Basketball Pun: I’m taking a shot at this.
  39. Basketball Pun: A layup… You can bank on that shot.
  40. What’s a basketball player’s favorite kind of cheese?… Swish cheese!
  41. Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
  42. Basketball Pun: You can bank on that shot.
  43. If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue… he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (March Madness Jokes)
  44. Basketball Pun: “Let’s not get too defensive here.” basketball coach up 20 points.
  45. Basketball Pun: No backboard, no problem!
  46. If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe! (Astronomy Jokes)
  47. I’m starting a group to play basketball and then discuss philosophy… It’s called “shoot first, ask questions later.”
  48. What legendary college basketball would be an awful major league baseball hitter?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
  49. September 13th: National Peanut Day Jokes: What is a peanut’s favorite basketball drill for defense?… The shell drill.
  50. Ever wonder why there is no Congressional basketball game?… Because Congress cannot pass anything. (Election Jokes)
  51. Scouting Report on Cupid: Very accurate shooter. DO NOT LEAVE HIM! Takes time to set up for his shot.
  52. Did you know a bunch of retired Indiana basketball players put a team together?… They are called the Indiana Pacemakers. (Indiana Jokes)
  53. I couldn’t figure out why the basketball kept getting bigger and bigger… Then it hit me.
  54. Why did the basketball player get a job at the bakery?… He wanted to create more turnovers.
  55. Basketball Jokes for December: What month should you call on when you need a stop on defense?… “D” ecember.
  56. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game?… In case it he had to tie the score!
  57. July 19th National Hot Dog Day: What do you call a basketball player who dribbles between his legs, throws no look and behind the back passes, and celebrates 3-point shots?… A hot dog. (Best NBA 3-point celebrations)
  58. When the high school basketball player who was not getting recruited to play in college went to the bank… he was just looking for a little interest.
  59. Basketball Pick-up Line: You’re my number one draft pick.
  60. I am a big Star Wars fan and LA Laker fan… I dressed up as Kobe Wan Kenobi for Halloween.  (Los Angeles Lakers Jokes & Star Wars Jokes)
  61. Basketball Pun: Dunkin’ ain’t just for donuts!
  62. What is a Minnesota Timberwolves fans favorite superhero?… Ant Man. (Minnesota Jokes)
  63. If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear?… Depends.
  64. Basketball Pun: Let’s hoop it up!
  65. Why would Hall of Fame Coach Dean Smith love to have at least 5 anti-vax basketball players for his Four Corners offense. …. they never take any shots. (North Carolina Jokes)
  66. Basketball Pun: I’ve got a court date tonight. (Lawyer Jokes)
  67. Basketball Pun: I hoop you have a good day.
  68. What do you call a shrimp that is good at basketball?… Leprawn James.
  69. 2024 Draft: How did analysts describe the 2024 NBA draft with FOUR FRENCH players drafted in the 1st round?… Another French Revolution.
  70. What basketball player does the Royal Family love?… Isaiah Thomas, the King of the 4th. (King Jokes)
  71. Why did the basketball player go to art school?… Because he wanted to learn how to draw fouls!
  72. Coach Krzyzewski Baseball Career: Coach K had an amazing career as a college basketball coach. Many people do not know that before coaching basketball, he was a baseball player. He was a solid infielder and outfield, but Coach “K” was the worst hitter on the team. Coach K was always a focused on team success from a very young age. The baseball coach saw this and want to find a role for him. He tried him out on the mound and found out that Coach K was a fantastic pitcher. He finished the season pitching and lead the pitching staff in strikeouts. He truly was Coach K! (North Carolina Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  73. Basketball stars don’t pass away – they just crossover. (Cemetery Jokes)
  74. What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
  75. Who would be a great NBA center if he gave up his musical career?… POST Malone! Maybe as good as Mose Malone. (365 Music Jokes)
  76. Playing basketball with vampires is tough… No Blood! No Foul! (Vampire Jokes)
  77. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
  78. The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.  Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”  A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?” (Top Psychology Jokes)
  79. I told my friend to stop playing basketball… He said he’d take a shot at it.
  80. Basketball Pun: I’m hooping for the best.
  81. What reggae song do basketball players like?… Welcome to Jamrock. (365 Music Jokes)
  82. Basketball Pun: Don’t just shoot for the stars; aim for the hoop!
  83. Basketball Pun: Swish happens!
  84. Offensively, James Harden is outstanding… Defensively, he’s just out standing.
  85. Did you hear about the basketball player who tried to shoot hoops on a hockey rink?… Scottie Slippen.
  86. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: If the Pilgrims came on the Mayflower, then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  87. Why did the basketball player bring a flashlight to practice?… He wanted to shoot some lights out.
  88. What is a sad, sad, college basketball team?… The Duke Blue Devils. (Psychology Jokes)
  89. What college basketball team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  90. What’s the difference between a basketball player who is a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  91. Marcus Smart is a polarizing NBA player. Fans think he is a clutch player with defensive intensity that is out of this world…. Critics think he is nothing but a flop. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  92. In addition to playing quidditch, Harry Potter played basketball?… He averaged nine and three quarters points per game. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  93. How did the guy with no hair do during his basketball game?… Oh, he bald!
  94. My dad played basketball for Penn State!… My bad, I meant state pen.
  95. Basketball Jokes for Bastille Day: Did you hear the basketball joke about Bastille Day?… It’s a riot.
  96. Basketball Pun: I’m always a basket case during the basketball season.
  97. Who is the best Star Wars character at basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi. (Star Wars Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  98. Basketball Jokes for December: What month is the defense stopper on the calendar basketball team?… “D” ecember.
  99. My tennis career has taught me I can be the best basketball player ever… Nothing but net. (Tennis Jokes)
  100. Why do the UCLA basketball have to drink their coffee black?… Because KAREEM has graduated. (Coffee Jokes)
  101. What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?… Annette.
  102. I talk a lot of trash on the basketball court… because my skills are garbage.
  103. What role does a Dalmatian Dog fill on a basketball team?… A “spot” shooter. (Dog Jokes)
  104. I have been watching basketball lately, and I gotta say I can hardly tolerate Kevin Durant… He stinks compared to his brother, Deo.
  105. What legendary college basketball would be a great major league baseball pitcher?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
  106. Basketball Pickup Line: If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot… Because I’d always miss you.
  107. Who is a pirate’s favorite college basketball team?… Seton Hall Pirates. (Pirate Jokes)
  108. What great American and NBA player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom. (4th of July Jokes)
  109. Why do retired basketball players open a brewery?… Because they’ve got hops.
  110. Did you hear about the O’Reilly twins and their dad in the St. Patrick’s Day 3 on 3 basketball tournaments? They stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  111. What do an angry bunny and a NBA Dunk Champion have in common?… Mad hops.
  112. Basketball makes me happy; You… not so much.
  113. I don’t usually roll a joint when I am playing basketball, but when I do… it’s my ankle.
  114. God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell. “I know for a fact we are gonna win,” said God. “We have all the best players up here: Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on.” “I wouldn’t count on that, God,” said Satan. “You see, down here, we have all the referees.”
  115. Why did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited?… Because he was always putting on Airs.
  116. I hear that Mr. Worldwide often gets called out in basketball… He’s always traveling.
  117. Would you ever play on an anti-vax basketball team even though you are vaccinated?…. I sure would. They never take any shots. (Covid Jokes)
  118. What’s a basketball player’s favorite animal?… A hoop-o-potamus.
  119. Why did the basketball player carry a broom?… For sweeping the series.
  120. Basketball Pun: I’m rebounding from last night’s loss.
  121. Why did the basketball player go to art school?…. Because he wanted to learn how to draw fouls!
  122. In a heat wave, what do you call a 3-pointer?… A hot shot. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  123. I’ve got a great idea for an NBA-themed fast-food restaurant… I call it Shake-Shaq.
  124. What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a game?… Root beer! (365 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
  125. October 14th National Egg Day: What’s an egg’s favorite NBA basketball team?… Yokelahomia City Thunder. (Basketball Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
  126. What is a great warm-up song for a basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (365 Music Jokes)
  127. What is the difference between a Duke fan and a baby?… The baby will stop whining after a while.
  128. Many basketball players fail their tests in school… because they do not want to pass.
  129. Mole Day Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks
  130. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  131. I donated my old basketball hoop to the school for the blind… It will be missed.
  132. What does a college basketball player say when he misses?… “Shoot.”
  133. Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA?… Supposedly he’s a whistleblower.
  134. What type of earrings does a basketball wear?… Hoops.
  135. What do you get when you cross a basketball player and a judge?… Court in session!
  136. Why did the basketball team join a craft club?… Because they wanted to learn how to make baskets!
  137. Why is Jack Frost such a clutch free throw shooter?… He freezes his followthrough. (Winter Jokes)
  138. What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
  139. Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow.
  140. Did you hear about the ghost basketball team?… They can’t shoot or defend, but the have a lot of spirit. (Ghost Jokes)
  141. What do you call a basketball player who smells really good?… Kevin Deodurant.
  142. 2023 NBA Draft: The Thompson Twins Amen Houston Rockets #4 pick & Ausar #5 Detroit Pistons pick have a sharp shooting dad. They often entered international 3 on 3 basketball tournaments and stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop.
  143. If the Pilgrims were alive today AND played basketball, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  144. Who’s the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?… Kobe-Wan Kenobi,
  145. Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Computer Jokes)
  146. Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?… He wanted to beat the crowd.
  147. Most basketball players are the most upstanding members of society… They really are people to look up to.
  148. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Dozen… Dozen who?… Dozen anyone want to play some basketball?
  149. Why did Dracula get a technical foul?… He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  150. Jayson Tatum on Olympic Coach Steve Kerr?… Hate ‘Em.
  151. Basketball Jokes for the Election: Vote James Naismith for President!
  152. Basketball Pun: I’m always a basket case during tryouts.
  153. How do you beat the heat in the summertime?… Score more points than them. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  154. Why are ghosts great at playing basketball defense?… They are great at getting through screens. (Ghost Jokes)
  155. What’s the first meal of the day called for basketball players?… Fast Breaks! (Breakfast Jokes)
  156. Basketball Pun: Keep calm and dribble on.
  157. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What sound does a limping turkey make after a sprained ankle at a basketball game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
  158. November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
  159. What do you call a failed Alley Oop?… An Alley Oops!
  160. What sports team is hated by all beard lovers?… The LA Clippers! (Beard Jokes)
  161. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better basketball player. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  162. Why was Darth Vader bad at basketball?… He always choked. (Star Wars Jokes)
  163. I was going to pass it to you… But the hoop was open first.
  164. What do you call a basketball player who’s always cracking jokes?… A court jester!
  165. What is a turtles’s favorite basketball drill for defense?… The shell drill.
  166. Why did the basketball team go to the bank?… To get their bounced checks!
  167. Why did the basketball player go to space?… To shoot for the stars.
  168. Why did the basketball player bring a mirror to the game?… So he could reflect on his plays.
  169. Why couldn’t the baby make a basket?… Because he was always dribbling.
  170. Why don’t basketball players don’t like to leave their hometown?… They hate traveling so much.
  171. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the country that lost to 1992 USA Basketball Dream team in the gold medal game?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
  172. A granddaughter was visiting her grandma at the nursing home. When the girl walked into the room, the grandma smiled. The girl enthusiastically said, “Grandma you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  173. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Quotes & Top 25 Jimmy V Quotes)
  174. What do you call a basketball player who’s always happy?… A court jester!
  175. A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Super Bowl Jokes)
  176. What’s one of an eggs favorite college basketball team?… Yokelahomia State. (Egg Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
  177. Did you hear about that bloody hilarious basketball team?… The Hemoglobetrotters?
  179. 1992 Dream Team: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the coaches of the 1992 USA Basketball Dream team?  (Summer Olympics Jokes)
  180. What’s an eggs favorite college basketball team?… University of Yokelahomia. (Egg Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
  183. Where do basketball players get their uniforms from?… New Jersey!
  184. Basketball sued tennis for no reason… Now they have to go to court!
  185. What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… A basketball coach.
  186. Why aren’t pancakes too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Hamburger Jokes)
  187. Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
  188. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for Autumn?… Tacko Fall. (Taco Jokes)
  189. What violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?… Ghoul tending. (Ghost Jokes)
  190. What is the favorite NBA team of a lumberjack?… Minnesota Timberwolves. (Minnesota Jokes)
  191. October 8th: World Octopus Day: Why does an octopus perform poorly on a basketball court?… It’s always getting tentacle fouls.
  192. What is the favorite NBA team of Indy 500 fans?… The Indiana Pacers. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  193. Basketball Pun: There are so many bricks this must be a construction site.
  194. James Harden… the unofficial spokesperson for World Beard Day. (Beard Jokes)
  195. A dog goes into a Dick’s and buys a hoop. The cashier says, “You don’t see a dog in here buying a basketball hoop very often.” The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.” (Dog jokes for Kids & Camping Jokes)
  196. Basketball Pun: Hustle like you mean it.
  197. Basketball Pun: Life is better when you’re dunking.
  198. Basketball Pun: If you can dream it, you can dunk it.
  199. When the basketball got a promotion… it really dribbled its way to the top!
  200. December 31st Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: What does the NBA Dunk Champion say on New Year’s Eve?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)
  201. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
  202. What is the #1 cereal for basketball players?… Dunkaroos.
  203. Basketball Pun: My friend is great at basketball… he really knows how to shoot his shot!
  204. Basketball Pun: When I play basketball… I always make sure to pass the time!
  205. What did the basketball say to the player?… “You crack me up!”
  206. Why did the basketball player take a break?… He needed to recharge his batteries!
  207. Basketball Pun: The rim is my best friend.
  208. practices?… To reach their goals!
  209. Basketball Pun: Keep your head up and your shots high.
  210. What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  211. Where do point guards take their girlfriends to dance?… Basket Balls! (Dance Jokes)
  212. What has a net but can’t catch?… A basketball hoop.
  213. Basketball Jokes for Halloween: Orange you pumped for Halloween Basketball Jokes? (Crayon Jokes)
  214. Basketball Jokes for Father’s Day: What is the best play when you are playing basketball on the same team as your dad?… Pick and Pop. (Dad Jokes)
  215. Why was the mummy sent into the basketball game as the 6th man?… Because the coach knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up.
  216. Why are spiders great at basketball?… Because they’re eight-footers.
  217. What is basketball players favorite type of firework?… a flare (screen). (Fireworks Jokes)
  218. What is a basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  219. Basketball Pun: This pun is nothing but net.
  220. Do you have a date for the basketball game on Valentine’s Day?… I sure do! February 14th.
  221. Basketball Jokes for the Election: OluKai and Reef… The official footwear of the Election Day basketball game.
  222. Basketball Jokes for the Election: Why are there so many turned ankles in the Congressional basketball game?… All the players are wearing flip flops.
  223. Why did the Harlem Globetrotters have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. 
  224. Basketball Pun: I can’t believe how much I love basketball… it’s really my court of interest!
  225. Basketball Pun: I tried to catch some fog while playing basketball… but I mist!
  226. Why hasn’t Europe ever won Olympic gold in basketball?… Because Europe isn’t a country.
  227. How do you fix a broken basketball?… With a hoop and a prayer!
  228. What did the referee say after a bad call?… “I guess I missed that shot!”
  229. Why are basketball players such bad comedians?… Their timing is always off!
  230. What do you call a basketball player who never misses?… A myth!
  231. Why did the basketball team always bring a ladder to games and
  232. February 14th Basketball Jokes for Valentine’s Day: Who loves to shoot 3’s?… Cupid!
  233. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… The drumsticks.
  234. What is a tree’s least favorite NBA team?… Minnesota Timberwolves. (Minnesota Jokes)
  235. My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot…. It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there. (Graduation Jokes)
  236. What do you call a ninja who is good at basketball?… A Kobe Shinobi!
  237. Why was the basketball coach wearing sunglasses to school?… He had bright players!
  238. Basketball Pun: Basketball: where the real magic happens.
  239. Basketball Pun: Good vibes and great hoops.
  240. How does a basketball player keep in touch?… With a bounce-back message!
  241. Why was the basketball player late for practice?… He took a wrong turn at the foul line!
  242. What do you call a basketball player who can’t shoot?… A bench warmer!
  243. Why did the ball break up with the hoop?… It found someone who could give it more space!
  244. Basketball Pun: Just me and my ball against the world.
  245. October 9th Columbus Day Jokes: Why was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was traveled too much. (World Geography Jokes)
  246. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe play basketball on Halloween?
  247. Why was Dracula ejected from the basketball game?… He was a pain in the neck! 
  248. What does a hunter do with a basketball?… He shoots it!
  249. Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  250. What is the #1 Halloween costume for a Star Wars fan who loves basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi.
  251. I just saw a fight between a basketball player and a YouTuber. Don’t listen to the media… The basketball player will win in the courts.
  252. What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?… Slam Drunk!
  253. Who do high school basketball centers like to dance to at the prom?… POST Malone. (Prom Jokes)
  254. Why didn’t the nose make the basketball team?… He didn’t get picked.
  255. Why aren’t hamburgers too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Hamburger Jokes)
  256. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball player for Halloween?
  257. February 2nd Basketball Jokes for Groundhog Day: Groundhog Day: What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  258. The referee couldn’t stop calling fouls—he just couldn’t help himself!
  259. Why did the basketball player go to jail?… He got caught traveling!
  260. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this college basketball season? (Knock Knock Basketball Jokes)
  261. What do you call an NBA basketball player that misses dunks?… Alley Whoops.
  262. Basketball Pun: Dribbling through life one game at a time.
  263. I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball… He brought a frisbee with him.
  264. What is the urologist’s favorite part in basketball?… The dribbles.
  265. Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play basketball.
  266. Where did the basketball players take a date on Valentine’s day?… The basket ball.
  267. “He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (365 School Jokes)
  268. Why was Phil kicked off the Punxsutawney basketball team?… For being a ball hog.
  269. Why do basketball players love to tell jokes?… Because they’re always trying to get a good laugh on the court!
  270. January 5th is National Bird Day. Do you know who we are cheering for in the NBA?… The Atlanta Hawks and the New Orleans Pelicans.
  271. What NBA team is the most popular on the 4th of July?… The Houston Rockets. (Texas Jokes)
  272. Basketball Pun: I’m on fire, and it’s not just the court.
  273. Basketball Pun: Play hard, play smart, play together.
  274. Basketball Pun: Basketball: the only drama I need.
  275. I got 99 problems… but my game ain’t one.
  276. Why are frogs so good at basketball?… Because they always make jump shots.
  277. What do the winning Super Bowl team, the #1 player on your college team, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver.  (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  278. January 5th is National Bird Day. What is the best NBA match-up for National Bird Day?… The Atlanta Hawks vs. the New Orleans Pelicans.
  279. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this high school basketball season? (Knock Knock Basketball Jokes)
  280. What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern.
  281. What’s the difference between the bad basketball player and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  282. Why were the basketball team’s jersey’s so full of static?… The team was out of bounce.
  283. What do you call it when an Apple fan is watching a 90s movie on a tablet about a dog that plays basketball on their wireless headphones?… They’re watching Air Bud on their iPad through their Air Pods earbuds.
  284. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball for Halloween?
  285. I can’t believe I got kicked off the basketball team…. I guess I just wasn’t a good fit for the court!
  286. I asked the GM for a raise… but he said I was already at my peak!
  287. Why did the basketball go to school?…. It wanted to get a little bounce in its education!
  288. What do you call a basketball player who is really good at baking?… A dunkin’ chef!
  289. Basketball Pun: I was going to make a basketball pun, but I realized it would be too one-sided.
  290. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball coach for Halloween?
  291. Basketball Jokes for Memorial Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Memorial Day.
  292. Basketball Jokes for Memorial Day: What team should you support on Memorial Day?… The Philadelphia 76ers.
  293. Basketball Jokes for Memorial Day: What NBA team has the best Memorial Day cookouts?… The Houston Rockets.
  294. October 9th Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling.
  295. What do you get when you cross a basketball player with a monster?… a double header! 
  296. Why is Jack Frost such a good shooter?… He freezes his followthrough.
  297. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in basketball in March Madness?
  298. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better basketball player. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  299. Why wouldn’t they let the stoner on the basketball team?… Because he couldn’t jump high.
  300. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Tacko Fall. (Taco Jokes)
  301. Basketball Jokes for the Election: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST basketball jokes for election day in the world.
  302. The Thompson Twins were an amazing musical group in the 80s. Most people don’t know they were also decent at basketball and had a sharp shooting dad. They often entered local 3 on 3 basketball tournaments and stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (365 Music Jokes)
  303. Why is Jack Frost such a great 3-point shooter?… He freezes his followthrough. (Winter Jokes)
  304. Jaylen Brown & Jayson Tatum on Olympic Coach Steve Kerr?… Hate ‘Em.
  305. Basketball Jokes for the Election: Ever wonder why there is no Congressional basketball game?… Because Congress cannot pass anything.(Election Jokes)
  306. Basketball Pun: I’m always a basket case during the high school basketball season.
  307. Basketball Pun: I’m always a basket case during the youth basketball season.
  308. Basketball Pun: I’m always a basket case during the college basketball season.
  309. Basketball Pun: Make every moment count on and off the court.
  310. Basketball Pun: My favorite type of music is rap because it’s full of good beats, just like basketball!
  311. Why do soft drinks never win at basketball?… Because they ain’t got no hops!
  312. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Valentine’s Day jokes.
  313. Where did the basketball cheerleader take a date on Valentine’s day?… The basket ball.
  314. Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  315. What kind of stories are told by college basketball players?…. Tall Tales. (Library Jokes)
  316. What’s the difference between a dog and a college basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles.
  317. Why couldn’t the really good basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record!
  318. Basketball Pun: Got that basketball fever!
  319. Basketball Pun: Courtside vibes only.
  320. Who is a worm’s favorite basketball player?… Dennis Rodman AKA “the worm.” (Worm Jokes)
  321. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Uriah… Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the basketball!
  322. Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes)
  323. What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?… Become a referee.
  324. Did you hear about the Father and Son team that won the 2 on 2 basketball tournament? …. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (Dad Jokes)
  325. Did you hear about Mr. O’Reilly and his daughter that won the 2 on 2 basketball tournament? …. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (Dad Jokes)
  326. Why can’t you play basketball in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs.
  327. What would you get if you crossed a basketball with a newborn snake?… A bouncing baby boa.
  328. Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Pig Jokes
  329. In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… basketball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  330. Why is basketball the grossest college sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
  331. Why was Cinderella such a bad college basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
  332. The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.  Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”  A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?” (Top Psychology Jokes)
  333. Why do birds make bad basketball players?… They’re always committing fowls.
  334. Toronto missed out on an opportunity to call their basketball team the Torontosaurus Rexes.
  335. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe play basketball with me?
  336. What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The New York Saint Nicks. (Christmas Jokes)
  337. How do you know when it’s LeBron James’ Birthday?… Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
  338. Basketball sued tennis for no reason… Now they have to go to court.
  339. What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… University of Central Yokelahomia. (Egg Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
  340. What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
  341. Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: What does the NBA Dunk Champion say on New Year’s Eve?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)
  342. Two basketball teams play a game. The home team wins, but not a single man from either team scored a basket. How could this be?… It was a women’s basketball team!
  343. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Sports Jokes)
  344. What did the Delaware players wear to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe a New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  345. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in college basketball? 
  346. Why did the fish refuse to play basketball?… He was afraid of the net.
  347. Why are basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling.
  348. The blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court… The game would be canceled. (Whale Jokes)
  349. A brawl took place in a basketball game. A judge came in and used his gavel to stop it. He brought order in the court.
  350. Why was Cinderella thrown off the college basketball team?… She ran away from the ball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  351. Where is a college basketball player’s favorite place to eat?… Dunkin’ Donuts.
  352. Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  353. Which are the best animals in basketball?… A score-pion.
  354. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance)
  355. Why do college basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  356. Tennis sued college basketball for no reason… Now they have to go to court!
  357. What’s the difference between basketball players and soccer players?… Basketball players get actual injuries.
  358. What is the favorite sport of a bass fish?… Bass-get-ball.
  359. Why is a baby good at college basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling.
  360. Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team. (Top Coffee Jokes & Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  361. What do you call a shark that plays basketball?… A Sharq.
  362. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about basketball?
  363. Why was the basketball court wet?… Because people were dribbling on it!
  364. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good college basketball knock-knock joke?
  365. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Fred… Fred who?… Fred I can’t go to the movies. I have to work on my basketball game today!
  366. How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
  367. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  368. Who is the best Star Wars character at basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi.
  369. Why can’t you get a fairly officiated college basketball game in the jungle?… They are all cheetahs. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  370. What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?… Slam Drunk!
  371. What’s the difference between being in prison and playing on a basketball team?… On a basketball team, your guards won’t leave you hanging.
  372. Why can’t college basketball players go on vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  373. Why can’t college basketball players go on Spring Break?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  374. Why can’t college basketball players go on semester break?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  375. What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?… Get out of the way.
  376. My dad is really good at basketball. He always told me, “I’ve been Duncan all my life.”
  377. Why is a basketball referee like an angry chicken?… They both have foul mouths.
  378. Why don’t fish like basketball?… They’re afraid of the nets.
  379. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  380. Why is the basketball arena hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
  381. Why did the college basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was learning how to draw fowls.
  382. What do you call an unbelievable story about a college basketball player?… A tall tale.
  383. How do basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
  384. Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
  385. Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?… They dribble all the time.
  386. Basketball Pun: You can build a wall with all of these bricks!
  387. Basketball players are afraid of themselves… They don’t like great heights.
  388. Why can’t dinosaurs play basketball?… Because they are dead.
  389. What’s the difference between the New York Knicks and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  390. How do college basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
  391. What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
  392. Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
  393. What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Middle School Jokes)
  394. If a college baseball team were chasing a college basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine after five. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Sports Jokes)
  395. How do you keep a Milwaukee Bucks player out of your yard?… Put up a basketball net.
  396. What do you call a fantasy show about college basketball?… Hooper-natural.
  397. What’s the difference between the Miami Heats and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  398. What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?… The Detroit Pistons.
  399. Why does Jesus get nervous when playing basketball?… He’s afraid of getting crossed up.
  400. What do you call a Knicks player with a championship ring?… A senior citizen.
  401. Basketball Pun: A “Bawler” is a sad basketball player.
  402. Jimmy’s basketball coach has five players: four are named Tommy, Slim, Slick and Speedy. What is the fifth player’s name?… Jimmy.
  403. Why aren’t birds allowed to play basketball?… They commit too many fowls.
  404. Did you hear about that new sci-fi basketball show?… It’s called Hooper Natural.
  405. Why wouldn’t the basketball team play with the third basketball?… Because it was an oddball out!
  406. What do you call a basketball player who is really good at baking?… A dunkin’ chef!
  407. Black Friday Basketball Jokes Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Black Friday jokes.
  408. I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a new basketball hoop on Black Friday… It’s going to be grand. (Computer Jokes)
  409. How do you prevent an elephant from charging in basketball?… Take away it’s credit card. (Elephant Jokes)
  410. Where did George Washington buy his 1st basketball?… At the chopping mall. (Presidents Day Jokes)
  411. I completed did a workout late today, looks like my coach is giving black Friday deals too… 50% off. (180 School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  412. What do you call an amazing Black Friday special that gives you free cake when you buy a basketball?… A sweet deal. (Cake Jokes)
  413. Why can’t dinosaurs play basketball?… Because they’re extinct!
  415. Why can’t college basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  416. Why can’t NBA basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  417. Why can’t youth basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  418. If a college basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  419. If a high school basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
  420. If a youth basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe!(Top Astronomy Jokes)
  421. What is Santa’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The New York Saint Nicks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
  422. What is a basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  423. What is a basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  424. What version of the National Anthem is most popular in high school gyms before a basketball during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (High School Basketball Jokes)
  425. What Christmas song does a basketball player like?… Dunk the Halls with Boughs of Holly.
  426. What song describes a youth basketball player practicing on Christmas Eve… A shot in the dark. (Music Jokes)
  427. How do basketball players stay cool during a Christmas Day game?… They stand near the fans.
  428. Why did the North Pole basketball team struggle?… They had low elf esteem!
  429. Why do basketball players leave donuts for Santa?… So he can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  430. Why do basketball players love Christmas cookies?… Because they can dunk them!
  431. What kind of coffee do basketball players leave for Santa?… Dunkin’ Donuts
  432. Why did the basketball player sign up for the crafting club?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets for Christmas presents!
  433. What kind of stories are told by basketball players on Christmas Eve?…. Tall Tales.
  434. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  435. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes.
  436. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Christmas.
  437. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good basketball joke for Christmas?
  438. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good basketball joke for Christmas knock-knock joke?
  439. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Christmas basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  440. What is a college basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  441. What is a high school basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  442. What is a youth basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  443. What is Santa’s elves favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
  444. Why do basketball players leave cookies for Santa?… So he can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  445. What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
  446. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What do a Thanksgiving turkey and a college basketball pep band have in common?… the drumsticks.
  447. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What is a Pilgrim’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  448. Basketball Jokes for Thanksgiving: What is a turkey’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  449. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Thanksgiving.
  450. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys the page dedicated to basketball jokes for Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  451. What’s the best dance to do at a Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  452. What band is great to listen to before a Thanksgiving family basketball game?… The Cranberries! (Music Jokes)
  453. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to before playing a basketball game?… Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  454. Which English pop singer is would be a good choice to sing the national anthem around Thanksgiving?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  455. What is the #1 defensive play for Thanksgiving?… The “stuff!”
  456. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving basketball game?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
  457. What sound does a limping turkey make after a sprained ankle at a basketball game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
  458. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving basketball jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
  459. What is a Pilgrim’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  460. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving basketball game?… Your nose. (Biology Jokes)
  461. What do you wear to a Thanksgiving basketball game?… A Har – VEST. (Fall Jokes)
  462. I wasn’t going to play basketball on Thanksgiving, but my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  463. What is a turkey’s favorite basketball move?… The “stuff!”
  464. Why can’t you take a turkey to a basketball game?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Turkey Jokes)
  465. What happened when the turkey got into a fight at the basketball game?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Turkey Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
  466. October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling. (World Geography Jokes)
  467. October 10th Columbus Day Jokes: Why was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was always traveled. (World Geography Jokes)
  468. What do you call a movie about Lebron James in the NBA Finals?… The Loss of the Rings. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  469. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better rebounder. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  470. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better passer. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  471. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better basketball coach. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  472. What’s the difference between treasury bonds and Duke fans?… Treasury bonds eventually mature.
  473. Why are college basketball players so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Golf Jokes)
  474. Why are college basketball players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore.
  475. What did tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?… It LeBronzed James.
  476. Why can’t college basketball players go on vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  477. Why do basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  478. What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  479. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about basketball? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  480. What do you call a monkey that wins a basketball championship?… A chimpion.
  481. What is a basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  482. Who is the #1 choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  483. What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  484. What do the winning Tom Brady, Santa Claus, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  485. Why can’t basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
  486. What do you call a basketball player who can’t stop telling jokes?… A pun-dunk!
  487. What do you get when you cross a basketball player and a tree?… A slam-dunk trunk!
  488. Why was the basketball player such a great musician?… Because he had perfect pitch!
  489. What did the basketball say to the player?… “I’m tired of being thrown around!”
  490. Why did the basketball team bring a broom to the game?… They wanted to sweep the competition!
  491. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better basketball coach. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  492. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better basketball coach. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  493. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you the referee weren’t so blind . (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  494. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better basketball player. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  495. 2023 NBA Draft: The Thompson Twins Amen Houston Rockets #4 pick & Ausar #5 Detroit Pistons pick have a sharp shooting dad. They often entered Memorial Day 3 on 3 basketball tournaments and stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop.
  496. How do you make a basketball player laugh?… Tell him a court jest.
  497. Why do basketball players always get along?… They know how to handle their differences on the court.
  498. Why was the basketball team so good at math?… They knew how to multiply their scores!
  499. Basketball Jokes for the Election: How can the White House every four years be like jump balls in basketball?… Alternating possessions.
  500. Basketball Pun: I’m just here for the layups and laughter.
  501. Basketball Pun: We’re in the same league.
  502. What do you get when you cross a basketball player and a tree?… Tall stories.
  503. Basketball Pun: You’ve got a lot of hoops to jump through.
  504. Basketball Pun: Let’s bounce back from this loss.
  505. Basketball Pun: I’m just winging it on the court.
  506. Basketball Pick-up Line: You make my heart do a fast break.
  507. Basketball Pick-up Line: You always make the assist in life.
  508. Basketball Pun: You can’t handle my crossovers.
  509. Basketball Pun: Don’t worry, just take it one hoop at a time.
  510. Basketball Pun: I’ll always assist you in your time of need.
  511. Basketball Pun: Don’t travel too far, you might get called for it.
  512. Why did the basketball player go to school?… To pass his tests.
  513. Why was the basketball player a good poet?… He had great rhyme and rhythm.
  514. Basketball Pun: I’m really on the ball today.
  515. Basketball Pun: I’m really on the ball tonight.
  516. Why was the basketball team so good at math?… They knew how to work out their problems!
  517. What’s a basketball player’s favorite type of music?… Anything with a good beat!
  518. Why did the chicken join the basketball team?… To get to the other side of the court!
  519. Why did the player bring string to the game?… To tie the score!
  520. What do you call a basketball game with no players?… A shootout!
  521. Why do basketball players love the outdoors?… They enjoy the fresh air and open courts!
  522. How does a basketball player celebrate a win?… With a slam-dunk party!
  523. What’s a basketball player’s favorite part of a joke?… The punchline!
  524. Why did the basketball player get kicked off the team?… He kept traveling!
  525. How do basketball players stay organized?… They always keep their schedules in the same court!
  526. What did the basketball coach say during a break?… “Let’s take a shot at it!”
  527. Why do basketball players hate playing hide and seek?… Because good luck hiding when everyone knows you’re always on the court!
  528. Did you hear about the basketball player who always wore two pairs of shorts?… Just in case he got a hole in one!
  529. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game?… To reach new heights!
  530. Basketball Pun: I’d tell you a basketball joke… but it’s a bit of a stretch.
  531. Basketball Pun: I told my coach I wanted to be a professional player…. He said I was shooting for the stars!
  532. Basketball Pun: My basketball skills are like these jokes—always falling flat!
  533. Basketball Pun: I wanted to play basketball with the best… but they were all out of my league!
  534. Basketball Pun: I told my high school coach I wanted to be a college player. He said I was shooting for the stars!
  535. What do you call a basketball player who’s always happy?… A court jester!
  536. Basketball Pun: I just keep shooting my shot… one basket at a time.
  537. Basketball Pun: Keep calm and dribble on.
  538. Basketball Pun: When in doubt, shoot it out!
  539. Basketball Pun: This court is my happy place.
  540. Basketball Pun: Bounce back like a pro!
  541. Basketball Pun: Eat, sleep, play basketball, repeat.
  542. Basketball Pun: Rise and grind, it’s game time!
  543. Basketball Pun: I’m just a layup artist in a three-point world.
  544. Basketball Pun: Life is short; make every shot count.
  545. Basketball Pun: Always take the shot; you miss 100% of the ones you don’t take.
  546. Basketball Pun: Every day is game day if you let it be.
  547. Basketball Pun: Defending my dreams like I defend the paint.
  548. Basketball Pun: I’m always a basket case during the playoffs.
  549. Basketball Pun: Play like there’s no tomorrow.
  550. Basketball Pun: Basketball: my favorite cardio!
  551. Why did the coach go to the bank?… To get his players’ interest!
  554. Why did the basketball player bring a pencil to the game?… In case he needed to draw a foul!
  555. What did the basketball say to the player?… “I’m just going to bounce around a bit!”
  556. Why did the basketball player join the music band?… He wanted to improve his dribble!
  557. What do you call a basketball player who loves to cook?… A slam chef!
  558. Why did the basketball player break up with his girlfriend?… She kept telling him he was just a rebound!
  559. How did the basketball player get to work?… He took the “shoot” bus!
  560. Why did the coach go to the bank?… To check his balance!
  561. What do you call a basketball team with a bad attitude?… The foul line.
  562. Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can dunk them! What did one basketball say to the other?… “I can’t believe we’re in this situation again!”
  563. Why did the basketball player wear glasses?… To improve his “vision” on the court!
  564. What do you call a pig who plays basketball?… A ball hog!
  565. How does a basketball player stay in shape?… He works on his “court” muscles!
  566. Why did the basketball team go to the library?… They wanted to improve their “reading” skills!
  567. What do you call a basketball player with a great sense of humor?… A court jester!
  568. Why did the referee take a nap?… He wanted to rest his “whistle!”
  569. How do basketball players communicate?… They use “court” language!
  570. Why was the basketball player a great gardener?… He knew how to grow his game!
  571. What do you call a basketball player who never gets tired?… A “bench” warmer!
  572. Why did the player break up with his basketball?… It was too “bouncy” for him!
  573. What did the basketball say to the hoop?… “You complete me!”
  574. What’s a basketball player’s favorite dessert?… “Slam” cake!
  575. Why did the basketball player cross the road?… To get to the other court!
  576. Why do basketball players make terrible detectives?… They always miss the “foul” play!

High School Basketball Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best high school basketball jokes. (American Revolution Jokes)
  2. Who is the high school geography teacher’s favorite NBA player of all-time?… Jerry West. (Geography Jokes)
  3. Hanging in the hallway at the high school are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc.  One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”
  4. Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: High School Basketball Coach. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what my players did all year.”
  5. Basketball Jokes for Christmas: Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his high school basketball team?… He went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  6. What is a great warm-up song for a high school basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC.
  7. Why is basketball the grossest high school sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
  8. Why did the high school basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
  9. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the high school basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
  10. They’re a high school basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  11. Basketball coaches have really focused on “Stop the Steal” since it was introduced in 2016… They really value limiting turnovers and ball security. (Election Jokes)
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this NBA basketball season? 
  13. Basketball Jokes for March Madness: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  14. Why did the youth basketball player get a job at the bakery?… He wanted to create more turnovers.
  15. What do an angry bunny and the high school basketball Slam Dunk basketball champion have in common?… Mad hops.
  16. How did the losing high school basketball coach respond to the question “What do you think of the execution of your team?”… I am in favor of it.
  17. What kind of stories are told by high school basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  18. Why do high school basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  19. What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
  20. What version of the National Anthem is most popular in high school gyms before a basketball during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance))
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this high school basketball season? (Knock Knock Basketball Jokes)
  22. Why can’t high school basketball players go on vacation during Thanksgiving break?… They aren’t allowed to travel. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  23. Why did the high school basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  24. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
  25. Which fast-food chain would be a good high school basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
  26. Christmas Basketball Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!” (Christmas Basketball Jokes)

Jim Calhoun’s Basketball Coaching Advice to Youth Coaches

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“You can do anything, but you can’t do everything.” 

Many years ago, Jim Calhoun spoke to youth, high school, and colleges coaches at a pre-season clinic. The focus of his session was the 2-2-1 defense that was a trademark of his UConn basketball teams. His teams executed this defense magnificantly throughout the years. Coach Calhoun provided explanations and handouts that clearly explained the defense, alignments, and pregression drills  that would help a team succeed defensively. 

Before Coach Calhoun started with the Xs and Os of the 2-2-1 he shared the following quote: 

“You can do anything, but you can’t do everything.” 

Coach Calhoun shared how this season he would focus on three things with his UCONN team:

  1. Rebound
  2. Run
  3. Defend

The goals were pretty simple and effective. He won the National Championship that season. 

How Does This Apply to Coaching Youth Basketball?

Coaching youth basketball, at any age or skill level, can be very overwhelming. But with the best rule to follow in coaching at any level, even the NCAA Championship lever, is to Keep It Simple Stupd. 

A coach should consider all the factors of his team (age, skill level, commitment) and his practice schedule when deciding on the focus points for the season. 

Since we are sharing resources for they youngest age group first, our suggestion for a 1st grade recreation team would be:

  1. HAVE FUN: Remember the age of the players. It is all about fun. Everything from the minute practice starts to the minute it ends needs to be about FUN! Players should look forward to the basketball practice as a highlight of the weekend. 
  2. MORE DRIBBLES PER PLAYER THAN ANY TEAM IN THE LEAGUE: Dribbling a basketball is the easiest skill to teach younger players. It is age appropriate and something players like to do at this age. If a coach wanted to JUST focus on this goal, it would be more certainly be acceptable and would likely best prepare the players for the next year of basketball. There are so many ways to develop ball-handing and dribbling skills that practices would never be boring. 
  3. MORE MAKES PER PLAYER THAN ANY TEAM IN THE LEAGUE: Players love to see the ball go through the basket. If a player makes JUST ONE SHOT, he will be happy. He will enjoy his success and will be more likely to practice at home during the week.  Provide many opportunities for players to shoot the basketball and score! 

KISS! Just THREE things. Verbalize the goals to your players. Remind them every week. Send an email to the parents to share your goals and philosophy. This will help some of them be a better Basketball Buddy. 

Good Luck! 

NBA Basketball Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes.
  2. Who is the geography teacher’s favorite NBA player of all-time?… Jerry West. (Geography Jokes)
  3. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
  4. What NBA great is mostly likely to get arrested?… Tyrone “Muggsy” Bogues, he is always stealing the ball. (Police Jokes & North Carolina Jokes)
  5. Who is the National Audubon Society‘s favorite NBA Player of all-time?… Larry Bird.
  6. What kind of toothpaste does Derrick White use?… Crest 3D White.
  7. Jayson Tatum on Olympic Coach Steve Kerr?… Hate ‘Em.
  8. Who delivers Christmas toys to all the good little boys in Minnesota?… Anta Claus.
  9. 2024 NBA Finals: Derrick White was amazing… “You can’t handle the Tooth”
  10. Jaylen Brown & Jayson Tatum on Olympic Coach Steve Kerr?… Hate ‘Em.
  11. What NBA basketball player reads the most?… Devon “Book” er. (Book Jokes)
  12. What NBA player is most likely to go on vacation in Europe?… Jrue Holiday.
  13. Who is a potato farmers favorite NBA basketball player of all-time?… Anthony “Spud” Webb. (Georgia Jokes & Potato Jokes)
  14. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in the Emirates NBA Cup? 
  16. Basketball coaches have really focused on “Stop the Steal” since it was introduced in 2016… They really value limiting turnovers and ball security. (Election Jokes)
  17. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the NBA basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
  18. Willis Reed, NBA Hall-of-Famer, would be a great spokesperson for National Book Day. (Book Jokes)
  19. What is a Minnesota Timberwolves’ fans favorite superhero?… Ant Man. (Minnesota Jokes)
  20. Why did the youth basketball player get a job at the bakery?… He wanted to create more turnovers.
  21. You know what is no joke?… The number of NBA titles the Boston Celtics have won. (Boston Celtics Jokes)
  22. Did you know a bunch of retired Indiana basketball players put a team together?… They are called the Indiana Pacemakers. (Indiana Jokes & Retirement Jokes)
  23. What is the favorite NBA team of a lumberjack?… Minnesota “Timber” wolves. (Minnesota Jokes)
  24. What NBA team has the best floral arrangements?… The Boston Celtics. They play at the TD Garden. (Massachusetts Jokes) 
  25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this NBA basketball season? 
  26. What is the official snake of the LA Lakers?… The Black Mamba. (Snake Jokes)
  27. 2024 Draft: How did analysts describe the 2024 NBA draft with FOUR FRENCH players drafted in the 1st round?… Another French Revolution.
  28. Basketball Jokes for Bastille Day: How did analysts describe the 2024 NBA draft with FOUR FRENCH players drafted in the 1st round?… “Très bien, mon ami.” (French Translation: Very good my friend.)
  29. What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
  30. What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks.
  31. Marcus Smart is a polarizing NBA player. Fans think he is a clutch player with defensive intensity that is out of this world. Critics think he is nothing but a flop.
  32. What is Mark Cuban’s favorite Tom Cruise movie?… Maverick. (Texas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  33. Phil Jackson took the Chicago Bulls on a hike to climb a mountain… He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
  34. October 14th National Egg Day: What’s an egg’s favorite NBA basketball team?… Yokelahomia City Thunder. (Basketball Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
  35. How do the Boston Celtics feel about have a leprechaun as a mascot?… Lucky! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  36. What reggae song do NBA basketball players like?… Welcome to Jamrock. (365 Music Jokes)
  37. Who is a Crayola crayon’s favorite NBA coach of all-time?… Red Auerbach. (Crayon Jokes)
  38. What is the official snake of the Boston Celtics?… The White Mamba. (Snake Jokes)
  39. NBA Finals Jokes: Who is the 2024 NBA Finals Crayola MVP?…. Derrick White or Jaylen Brown.
  40. How do you beat the heat in the summertime?… Score more points than them. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  41. Joe Mazulla took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain… He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
  42. Who is the 2024 NBA Crayola Basketball Team?…. Derrick White.
  43. What is Mark Cuban’s favorite 1980s TV show?… Dallas. (Texas Jokes)
  44. What is a tree’s least favorite NBA team?… Minnesota “Timber” wolves. (Minnesota Jokes)
  45. What is Dirk Nowitzki’s favorite American TV show?… Dallas. (Texas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  46. What is Dirk Nowitzki’s favorite Tom Cruise movie?… Maverick. (Texas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  48. What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
  49. What’s the difference between the Boston Celtics and a dollar bill?… Nothing. You can still get four quarters out of each of them.
  50. What do you call someone who can name the Celtics leading playoff scoring and assists leader?… A Bird brain. (Bird Jokes)
  51. What is the #1 song of the 2023 NBA Playoffs?… “The Heat is On!” by Glenn Frey!
  52. July 4th Basketball Jokes: What NBA team is the most popular on the 4th of July?… The Houston Rockets. (Texas Jokes)
  54. What basketball player does the Royal Family love?… Isaiah Thomas, the King of the 4th. (King Jokes)
  55. Mole Day Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks.
  56. What do you call an NBA basketball player that misses dunks?… Alley Whoops.
  57. 2023 NBA Draft: The Thompson Twins Amen Houston Rockets #4 pick & Ausar #5 Detroit Pistons pick have a sharp shooting dad. They often entered international 3 on 3 basketball tournaments and stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop.
  58. What is the favorite NBA team of Indy 500 fans?… The Indiana Pacers. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  59. I have been watching basketball lately, and I gotta say I can hardly tolerate Kevin Durant… He stinks compared to his brother, Deo.
  60. What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
  61. Did you know a bunch of Indiana grandpas put a basketball team together?… They are called the Indiana Pacemakers. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  62. Phil Jackson took the Los Angeles Lakers on a hike to climb a mountain… He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes & California Jokes)
  63. Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: NBA Basketball Coach. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what my players did all year.”
  64. Who is a Crayola crayon’s favorite NBA GM of all-time?… Red Auerbach.
  65. Why did the NBA basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
  66. What reggae song do NBA basketball players like?… Welcome to Jamrock. (365 Music Jokes)
  67. What is Santa’s favorite basketball team?… The New York Old St. Nicks. (NBA Jokes)
  68. What NBA player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom. (4th of July Jokes)
  69. What do an angry bunny and the NBA Slam Dunk basketball champion have in common?… Mad hops.
  70. What is a great warm-up song for a NBA basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC.
  71. Who would be a great NBA center if he gave up his musical career?… POST Malone! (365 Music Jokes)
  72. What do you call a shrimp that is good at basketball?… Leprawn James.
  73. Which fast-food chain would be a good NBA basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
  74. What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
  75. What kind of stories are told by NBA basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  76. What New Year’s resolution should an NBA basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
  77. Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes & NBA Basketball Jokes)
  78. What is a Steph Curry’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
  79. Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
  80. Why do NBA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  81. Why did the NBA basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  82. They’re an NBA basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  83. What do NBA basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (365 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
  84. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this NBA basketball season? (Knock Knock Basketball Jokes)
  85. Why is basketball the grossest professional sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
  86. Why can’t NBA basketball players go home for Thanksgiving break?… They aren’t allowed to travel. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  87. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance)
  88. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
  89. What is an NBA basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  90. What is an NBA basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
  91. What is an NBA basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
  92. What delayed Stephon Marbury’s arrival in Boston?… All the excess baggage he carried along with him!
  93. What’s the difference between Lebron James and a tree?… A tree has more rings.
  94. Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?… He wanted to beat the crowd.

High School Basketball Associations

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National High School Basketball Coaches Associations @NHSBCA (2.7K followers)

New England

  1. Massachusetts Basketball Coaches Association MBCA @mbcaorg (1.5K followers)
  2. Maine Association of Basketball Coaches
  3. Rhode Island Basketball Coaches Association RIBCABasketball @RibcaBasketball (.8K followers)
  4. New Hampshire Basketball Coaches Association NHBCO @NHhoopCoachOrg (.6K followers)
  5. Vermont Basketball Coaches Association
  6. Connecticut High School Coaches Association

North Atlantic

  1. Basketball Coaches Association of New York @BCANY1 (2.7K followers) New York State
  2. Pennsylvania Basketball Coaches Association
  3. Maryland Basketball Coaches Association
  4. New Jersey Basketball Coaches Association @NJBCA_Official (.6K followers) New Jersey
  5. Delaware Interscholastic Basketball Coaches Association
  6. District of Columbia State Athletic Association

Mideast Region

  1. Ohio Basketball Coaches Association: OHSBCA @ohioBKcoaches (4.6K followers) Ohio, USA
  2. Basketball Coaches Association of Michigan: BCAM @BCAMCoaches (3.5K followers) USA
  3. Kentucky Association of Basketball Coaches KABC @KABCoaches (1.8K follower) The State of Basketball & Kentucky High School Athletic Association: KHSAA Main @KHSAA (37K followers) Lexington, KY
  4. Virginia Baseball Coaches Association @VBCA2018 (1.9K followers) Virginia High School Coaches Association
  5. West Virginia High School Coaches Association W. VA. Coaches Assoc @WVSACA (1.6K followers) West Virginia

Southeast Region

  1. Basketball Coaches Association of Tennessee BCAT @BCATHOOPS (2.5K followers) Tennessee
  2. North Carolina Basketball Coaches Association NCBCA @The_NCBCA (1.6K followers) North Carolina
  3. Mississippi Association of Coaches @MACoaches (7.9K followers) Clinton, MS
  4. Alabama Association of Basketball Coaches @AABC_Hoops (1.1K followers) Alabama, USA
  5. Georgia Basketball Coaches Association @GAcoaches (3.8K followers) Georgia, USA
  6. Florida Athletic Coaches Association FACA @FACACoach (5.8K followers) Tallahassee, FL
  7. South Carolina Basketball Coaches Association South Carolina Basketball Coaches Association @SCBCA (6.4K followers)

North Central Region

  1. North Dakota High School Coaches Association NDHSAA @NDHSAA (11.2K followers)
  2. South Dakota Basketball Coaches Association
  3. Minnesota Basketball Coaches Association MN BB Coaches Assoc @MN_BCA (3.1K followers)
  4. Wisconsin Basketball Coaches Association WisBCA @WisBCA (4.6K followers) Cuba City, WI
  5. The Illinois Basketball Coaches Association @ibcacoaches (4.6K followers) Illinois
  6. Indiana Basketball Coaches Association @IBCA_Coaches (5.4K followers)

Northwest Region

  1. Washington Interscholastic Basketball Coaches Association @WIBCA (2.1K followers) Washington State
  2. Montana Coaches Association
  3. Wyoming High School Basketball Coaches Association @WYOcoaches (.3K followers) Casper, WY
  4. Oregon Basketball Coaches Association @ORHoopCoaches (.5K followers) Oregon, USA
  5. Idaho Basketball Coaches Association @IdahoBCA (.4K followers) Idaho, USA
  6. Alaska Association of High School Basketball Coaches @ASAA_org (5K followers) Anchorage, AK

Southwest Region

  1. California Coaches Association @CACoachesAssoc (3.1K followers) California
  2. Nevada Interscholastic Activities Association @NIAASports (2.2K followers)
  3. Utah High School Activities Association Utah Girls Basketball Coaches Association @UHSAAinfo (8.7K followers)
  4. Arizona High School Basketball Coaches Association @AZBballCoaches (3.2K followers) Arizona
  5. Colorado High School Coaches Association @CHSCA (2.7K followers)
  6. New Mexico High School Coaches Association @NMHSCA (2K followers) New Mexico
  7. Hawaii High School Athletic Association @HHSAAsports (5K followers) Hawaii

Central Region

  1. Nebraska Basketball Coaches Association @NebraskaCoach (6.1K followers) Lincoln, Nebraska
  2. Iowa Basketball Coaches Association @IowaBCA (6.1K followers) Iowa
  3. Kansas Basketball Coaches Association @kansascoaches (.5K followers)
  4. Missouri High School Basketball Coaches Association @MbcaCoaches (3.2K followers)
  5. Oklahoma Basketball Coaches Association @OBCA_ (2.3K followers)
  6. Arkansas Basketball Coaches Association ArBCA @ArbcacontactAr (1.8K followers)
  7. Texas Association l Basketball Coaches Association @Tabchoops (13.7K followers)
  8. Louisiana High School Basketball Coaches Association @LHSBCANOW (1.6K followers) Louisiana, USA
  1. Alabama Association of Basketball Coaches @AABC_Hoops (1.1K followers) Alabama, USA
  2. Alaska Association of High School Basketball Coaches @ASAA_org (5K followers) Anchorage, AK
  3. Arizona High School Basketball Coaches Association @AZBballCoaches (3.2K followers) Arizona
  4. Arkansas Basketball Coaches Association ArBCA @ArbcacontactAr (1.8K followers)
  5. California Coaches Association @CACoachesAssoc (3.1K followers) California
  6. Colorado High School Coaches Association @CHSCA (2.7K followers)
  7. Connecticut High School Coaches Association
  8. Delaware Interscholastic Basketball Coaches Association
  9. District of Columbia State Athletic Association
  10. Florida Athletic Coaches Association FACA @FACACoach (5.8K followers) Tallahassee, FL
  11. Georgia Basketball Coaches Association @GAcoaches (3.8K followers) Georgia, USA
  12. Hawaii High School Athletic Association @HHSAAsports (5K followers) Hawaii
  13. Idaho Basketball Coaches Association @IdahoBCA (.4K followers) Idaho, USA
  14. The Illinois Basketball Coaches Association @ibcacoaches (4.6K followers) Illinois
  15. Indiana Basketball Coaches Association @IBCA_Coaches (5.4K followers)
  16. Iowa Basketball Coaches Association @IowaBCA (6.1K followers) Iowa
  17. Kansas
  18. Kentucky Association of Basketball Coaches KABC @KABCoaches (1.8K follower) The State of Basketball & Kentucky High School Athletic Association: KHSAA Main @KHSAA (37K followers) Lexington, KY
  19. Louisiana High School Basketball Coaches Association @LHSBCANOW (1.6K followers) Louisiana, USA
  20. Maine Association of Basketball Coaches
  21. Maryland Basketball Coaches Association
  22. Massachusetts Basketball Coaches Association MBCA @mbcaorg (1.5K followers)
  23. Basketball Coaches Association of Michigan: BCAM @BCAMCoaches (3.5K followers) USA
  24. Minnesota Basketball Coaches Association MN BB Coaches Assoc @MN_BCA (3.1K followers)
  25. Mississippi Association of Coaches @MACoaches (7.8K followers) Clinton, MS
  26. Missouri High School Basketball Coaches Association @MbcaCoaches (3.2K followers)
  27. Montana Coaches Association
  28. Nebraska Basketball Coaches Association @NebraskaCoach (6.1K followers) Lincoln, Nebraska
  29. Nevada Interscholastic Activities Association @NIAASports (2.2K followers)
  30. New Hampshire Basketball Coaches Association NHBCO @NHhoopCoachOrg (.6K followers)
  31. New Jersey Basketball Coaches Association @NJBCA_Official (.6K followers) New Jersey
  32. New Mexico High School Coaches Association @NMHSCA (2K followers) New Mexico
  33. Basketball Coaches Association of New York @BCANY1 (2.7K followers) New York State
  34. North Carolina Basketball Coaches Association NCBCA @The_NCBCA (1.6K followers) North Carolina
  35. North Dakota High School Coaches Association NDHSAA @NDHSAA (11.2K followers)
  36. Ohio Basketball Coaches Association: OHSBCA @ohioBKcoaches (4.6K followers) Ohio, USA
  37. Oklahoma Basketball Coaches Association @OBCA_ (2.3K followers)
  38. Oregon Basketball Coaches Association @ORHoopCoaches (.5K followers) Oregon, USA
  39. Pennsylvania Basketball Coaches Association
  40. Rhode Island Basketball Coaches Association RIBCABasketball @RibcaBasketball (.8K followers)
  41. South Carolina Basketball Coaches Association South Carolina Basketball Coaches Association @SCBCA (6.4K followers)
  42. South Dakota Basketball Coaches Association
  43. Basketball Coaches Association of Tennessee BCAT @BCATHOOPS (2.5K followers) Tennessee
  44. Texas Association l Basketball Coaches Association @Tabchoops (13.7K followers)
  45. Utah High School Activities Association Utah Girls Basketball Coaches Association @UHSAAinfo (8.7K followers)
  46. Vermont Basketball Coaches Association
  47. Virginia Baseball Coaches Association @VBCA2018 (1.9K followers)
  48. Washington Interscholastic Basketball Coaches Association @WIBCA (2.1K followers) Washington State
  49. West Virginia High School Coaches Association W. VA. Coaches Assoc @WVSACA (1.6K followers) West Virginia
  50. Wisconsin Basketball Coaches Association WisBCA @WisBCA (4.6K followers) Cuba City, WI
  51. Wyoming High School Basketball Coaches Association @WYOcoaches (.3K followers) Casper, WY

Coaching Youth Basketball: 1st Grade 1 Hour Practice Plan

Youthbasketball123 is a website designed to provide ideas, drills, books, teaching tools, guest blogs and so much more for basketball coaches, players, and parents.

Our goal is put youth basketball players in a position to have a fun, enjoyable season where the FUNdamentals of basketball are stressed. We are focusing on the early ages of basketball because although there are many great resources for basketball, few focus on 1st grade.

Some youth basketball programs may start in earlier, but 1st grade seems to be great age to start organized recreation basketball. The majority of the time should focus on instruction for the 1st several weeks. So many of these players are new to basketball and organized sports.

Hopefully the local youth league has provided you with a curriculum and a few clinics to help you get started.

The following schedule is based on 4 teams with 12 players on each. If possible it is best to have between 8 – 10 players on a team. It is recommended that each player have a ball and that several parents help out as assistant coaches to make the instruction more personal.

Week #1 Skills Clinic One or two coaches should lead the instruction and the other coaches will work with the team. Ideally a league director could be the primary instructor to all all the coaches to work closely with his / her players.

This session is based on a 6 basketball gym.

48 players, 4 teams

The 1st week of a basketball season is always a little hectic, so you may have to allow a little more time for the completion of drills.

0:00 – 10:00        Meet team, hand out T-shirts, group explanation (line attendance)

10:00 – 20:00        Dribble laps & stationary ball drills (One coach can lead the instruction)

20:00 – 30:00        stationary partner passing, shuffle passes, dribble partner passing

30:00 – 40:00        AROUND THE WORLD Shooting spots (1:30 each)

40:00 – 45:00        Dribble Tag

45:00 – 60:00         half court games

Below is a more detailed explanation of the drills and organization.

DETAILED PRACTICE PLAN WEEK #1

1. Dribbling (Dribble laps): right, left, alternating

Triple Threat Position: 3 – 4 times blow the whistle (single for players to STOP and YELL “TRIPLE THREAT”).

1. “Triple Threat” (starting position) Ball on  “shooting hip.”

2. “Ball Fake” Jab and lift “Ball above eyes” at the same time. FREEZE to check ball position

3. QUICK return to the starting triple threat position.

Notes: Triple threat position is a fairly simple idea to introduce, though most players will not be able to execute it during games. Coaches can use the following verbal commands to the players to help them understand the movement of the ball fake. “HIP (starting point), “JAB (step) & LIFT (The basketball above the eyes), (return the ball to the) HIP!”

2. Stationary partner passing, shuffle passes, dribble partner passing

Stationary partner passing: The teams will be lined up in the court area (use cones if necessary). Initial drill we be stationary passing with chest and bounce. Teaching points: Fingertips pointing to target. “TIPS TO TARGET!”, thumbs pointing down. Players may need help with aiming point for the bounce pass, 3/4ths the way to partner.

Shuffle passes: The players shuffle full court and make passes to the partner.

Dribble Partner Passing: Players can work with a partner (or more). 1st player dribbles to half court, turns around, stops at the cone and bounce passes to partner. 2nd player receives the pass and repeats the drills.

3. AROUND THE WORLD: Shooting spots (1:30 each)

Shooting spots: This will be  weekly event. Coaches should keep track of progress. The goal is improvement, but team competition can be good.  Shoot from 3 spots for 1:30. Record the scores. Check progress each week.

Dribble Lay-ups, right wing, center, left wing. Players rotate the baskets (they like this)

4. Dribble Tag (5 minutes): Use a different ball as the tag ball. One player is it. Other players dribble avoiding being tagged. If a player is tag, the “tag ball” is given to him. The person who WAS it has the other ball and player continues. There can be multiple tag balls if appropriate.

5. Half court games: Discuss with other coaches how the games will be organized.

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