Basketball Jokes for Halloween

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Basketball Jokes for Halloween

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Halloween.
  2. I am a big Star Wars fan and LA Laker fan… I dressed up as Kobe Wan Kenobi for Halloween. (Star Wars Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  3. Why are ghost great at playing basketball defense?… They are great at getting through screens.
  4. What would you get if you crossed a basketball and the Invisible Man?… Skills like no one has ever seen. 
  5. Playing basketball with vampires is tough… No Blood! No Foul!
  6. Why did the Harlem Globetrotters have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. 
  7. Why was Dracula get a technical foul?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  8. Did you hear about the Ghost basketball team?… They can’t shoot or defend, but the have a lot of spirit.
  9. What do you get when you cross a basketball player with a monster?… a double header! 
  10. Why was Dracula on the 15-day disabled list?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  11. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe play basketball on Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  12. Why was Dracula ejected from the basketball game?… He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  13. Why was the mummy sent into the basketball game as the 6th man?… Because the coach knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. 
  14. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball player for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  15. Orange you pumped for Halloween Basketball Jokes? (Crayon Jokes)
  16. What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan (Pumpkin Jokes)
  17. What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern.
  18. Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  19. Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
  20. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
  21. What is the #1 Halloween costume for a Star Wars fan who loves basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi.
  22. Did you hear about the Ghost basketball team?… They can’t shoot, but the have a lot of spirit. (Top Basketball Jokes)
  23. What kind of mail does a top vampire basketball player receive?… Fang mail!
  24. How do point gourds to get so strong?… By pumpkin iron.
  25. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  26. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball coach for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  27. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball fan for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)