Houston Basketball Jokes

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  1. 2025 March March Madness JokesThere are not many guarantees in March Madness…. But I guaranteed the Cougars will win the 2025 First Round game on March 20th, 2025.. (#1 Houston vs. #16 SIUE)
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the team whose has the longest current streak of going to the Sweet Sixteen (#1 Houston)?
  3. Houston we have a problem… We are down 14 points with 8:17 left…. Just kidding!… We went on a 25-8 run to beat Duke! 70 – 67.
  4. Jim Nantz in tears: Houston we have a problem…. Just kidding. We went on a 25-8 run to beat Duke!
  5. #21 for Houston…. He is a real SHARP shooter.
  6. During 2025 March Madness. opponents of Houston seemed to feel like it was a match-up between Sampson and Goliath.
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many Final Four appearance by the Houston Cougars?
  8. March Madness 1983: How would you describe NC State’s last second play to beat the University of Houston in 1983?… Alley Whoooooooooooops! (North Carolina Jokes & Texas Jokes)
  9. March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when Clyde Drexler picked up his 4th foul in the Championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)