Basketball Puns

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  1. I’m not trying to Curry favor, but these puns are Golden, State your opinion.
  2. I’m going to take a shot at a basketball pun.
  3. The man walking through the airport with a basketball… must’ve been traveling.
  4. Basketball Pun: This basketball pun is nothing but net.
  5. Basketball Pun: I wanted to play basketball with the best… but they were all out of my league!
  6. I used to be addicted to basketball… but I rebounded.
  7. I got 99 problems… but my game ain’t one.season.
  8. Basketball Pick-up Line: You’re my number one draft pick.
  9. Basketball Pick-up Line: Your first name must be Kevin… because my last name is love.
  10. Basketball Pun: You can build a wall with all of these bricks!
  11. Basketball Pun: Dunkin’ ain’t just for donuts!
  12. Court-esy call: When you call an opposing player to see how he is doing after you just broke his ankles.
  13. Basketball Pun: “Let’s not get too defensive here.” basketball coach up 20 points.
  14. The basketball game is over… Time to bounce!
  15. A Court Jester: A basketball player who’s always happy!
  16. Basketball Pun: A layup… You can bank on that shot.
  17. Basketball Pun: No backboard, no problem!
  18. Basketball Pun: There are so many bricks this must be a construction site.
  19. Basketball Pun: Nothing but best swish-es.
  20. Call me the mailman… because I always deliver.
  21. Basketball Pun: Swish happens!
  22. I’m a basketball ref… I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe.
  23. Basketball Pun: You can bank on that shot.
  24. Basketball Pun: I’m hooping for the best.
  25. Basketball makes me happy; You… not so much.
  26. Basketball Pun: A “Bawler” is a sad basketball player.
  27. Basketball Pickup Line: If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot… Because I’d always miss you.
  28. Basketball Pun: I’m always a basket case during basketball season.
  29. Basketball Pun: I’m really on the ball today.
  30. Basketball Pun: Keep calm and dribble on.
  31. Basketball Pun: Bounce back like a pro!
  32. Basketball Pun: I’d tell you a basketball joke… but it’s a bit of a stretch.
  33. My significant other broke up with me… I’m on the rebound.
  34. Basketball Pun: I tried to catch some fog while playing basketball… but I mist!
  35. Basketball Pun: I’ve got a court date tonight. (Lawyer Jokes)
  36. Basketball Pun: Let’s hoop it up!
  37. Basketball Pick-up Line: You must play defense because you stole my heart.
  38. Basketball Pun: Defending my dreams like I defend the paint.
  39. Tall Stories: When you cross a basketball player and a tree.
  40. I tried to join a basketball team… but they said I was too ballsy.
  41. Basketball Pun: I’m always a basket case during the playoffs.
  42. Basketball Pun: I told my coach I wanted to be a professional player…. He said I was shooting for the stars!
  43. Basketball Pun: We’re in the same league.
  44. Basketball Pun: Let’s bounce back from this loss.
  45. Basketball Pun: You’ve got a lot of hoops to jump through.
  46. Basketball Pun: I’ll always assist you in your time of need.
  47. Basketball Pun: Don’t travel too far, you might get called for it.
  48. Basketball Pun: I’m just here for the layups and laughter.
  49. Basketball Pun: When in doubt, shoot it out!
  50. Basketball Pun: I’m really on the ball tonight.
  51. Basketball Pun: When I play basketball… I always make sure to pass the time!
  52. Basketball Pun: I’m always a basket case during the high school basketball season.
  53. Basketball players are afraid of themselves… They don’t like great heights.
  54. Basketball Pun: Got that basketball fever!
  55. Basketball Pun: Courtside vibes only.
  56. Basketball Pun: Play like there’s no tomorrow.
  57. Basketball Pun: Basketball: my favorite cardio!
  58. Basketball Pun: I’m on fire, and it’s not just the court.
  59. Basketball Pun: Just me and my ball against the world.
  60. Basketball Pun: Play hard, play smart, play together.
  61. Basketball Pun: Dribbling through life one game at a time.
  62. Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play basketball.
  63. Basketball Pun: Basketball: the only drama I need.
  64. Basketball Pun: I just keep shooting my shot… one basket at a time.
  65. Basketball Pun: This court is my happy place.
  66. Basketball Pun: Basketball: where the real magic happens.
  67. Basketball Pun: Good vibes and great hoops.
  68. Basketball Pun: I can’t believe how much I love basketball… it’s really my court of interest!
  69. Basketball Pun: The rim is my best friend.
  70. Basketball Pun: Keep your head up and your shots high.
  71. Basketball Pun: My friend is great at basketball… he really knows how to shoot his shot!
  72. When the basketball got a promotion… it really dribbled its way to the top!
  73. Basketball Pun: Hustle like you mean it.
  74. Basketball Pun: I’m always a basket case during basketball tryouts.
  75. Basketball Pun: Life is better when you’re dunking.
  76. I was going to pass it to you… But the hoop was open first.
  77. Basketball Pun: I’m just here for the layups and laughter.
  78. Basketball Pun: I’m rebounding from last night’s loss.
  79. Basketball Pun: Eat, sleep, play basketball, repeat.
  80. Basketball Pun: Rise and grind, it’s game time!
  81. Basketball Pun: I’m just a layup artist in a three-point world.
  82. Basketball Pun: Life is short; make every shot count.
  83. Basketball Pun: Always take the shot; you miss 100% of the ones you don’t take.
  84. Basketball Pun: Every day is game day if you let it be.
  85. Basketball Pun: My basketball skills are like these jokes… always falling flat!
  86. Basketball Pun: If you can dream it, you can dunk it.
  87. Basketball Pun: Don’t just shoot for the stars; aim for the hoop!
  88. Basketball Pun: You must play good defense because you stole my heart.
  89. Basketball Pun: My significant other broke up with me… I’m on the rebound.
  90. Basketball Pun: I hoop you have a good day.
  91. Basketball Pun: I used to be addicted to college basketball… but I rebounded.
  92. Basketball Pun: I’m just winging it on the court.
  93. Basketball Pick-up Line: You make my heart do a fast break.
  94. Basketball Pick-up Line: You always make the assist in life.
  95. Basketball Pun: You can’t handle my crossovers.
  96. Basketball Pun: Don’t worry, just take it one hoop at a time.
  97. Basketball Pun: I told my high school coach I wanted to be a college player. He said I was shooting for the stars!
  98. I can’t believe I got kicked off the basketball team…. I guess I just wasn’t a good fit for the court!
  99. Basketball Pun: I’m always a basket case during the youth basketball season.
  100. Basketball Pun: I’m always a basket case during the college basketball season.
  101. I used to be addicted to college basketball… but I rebounded.

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