101 March Madness Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best March Madness college basketball jokes.
  2. Duke Basketball Jokes: Cooper Flagg is the Maine attraction of 2025 March March Madness.
  3. What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
  4. March Madness 1983: How would you describe NC State’s last second play to beat the University of Houston in 1983?… Alley Whoooooooooooops! (North Carolina Jokes & Texas Jokes)
  5. Cooper Flagg… forces opponents to raise the white flag.
  6. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: There are not many guarantees in March Madness…. But I guaranteed the Cougars will win the 2025 First Round game on March 20th, 2025.. (#1 Houston vs. #16 SIUE)
  7. My bracket is less “March Madness” and more “March Sadness.”
  8. The Auburn basketball coach is a great motivator…. He has so many Pearls of wisdom to share with his players..
  9. Who is a better college basketball team?… The Maryland Crab 5 (2025) or the University of Michigan Fab 5 (1992)?
  10. March Madness 1979: Who is the Audubon’s Society’s favorite Final Four Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  11. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Boston Tea Party: December 16, 1773 Alabama THREE Party: March 27, 2025 (Alabama hit an NCAA men’s tournament record 25 three-pointers in a 113-88 rout of Brigham Young in the Sweet 16)
  12. March Madness 1979 How did Michigan State defeat the Sycamores of Indiana State in the 1979 Championship game?… It was Magic.
  13. March Madness 1983: What is a heart surgeon’s favorite college basketball team of all time?… 1983 N.C. State NCAA Champions – the Cardiac Pack.
  14. Elite Eight Jokes: Auburn Tigers: How did Auburn make it to the Elite Eight?…. They scratched and clawed.
  15. March Madness Pun: I try not to limit my madness to March.
  16. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Rick Pitino Transformation: Saturday March 22nd, 2025 Noon: “The Godfather” #2 seed, playing in Providence, Big East Champion. (75-66 loss to #10 Arkansas) Sunday Night March 23rd, 2025 “The Grandfather” Rick Pitino consoles grandaughter after #10 New Mexico is eliminated by Michigan State (71-63).
  17. What fan base keeps psychiatrists busy during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
  18. Duke Basketball Jokes: Some Duke fans raise a toast to Cooper Flagg. Others raise a flag.. Cooper Flagg and his teammates are working hard to raise…. another NCAA Championship banner.
  19. What is the #1 spring social event for college basketball players?… The Big Dance!
  20. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
  21. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Why doesn’t Mark Sears have an NIL deal with Sears?
  22. Do you think it would be smart for Proctor & Gamble to offer an NIL Deal to Tyrese Proctor of Duke?
  23. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
  24. March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when Clyde Drexler picked up his 4th foul in the Championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
  25. First Four March Madness Pick-up Line: I wish I were Dayton you!
  26. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the ONLY coach who has brought 6 teams to March Madness? (Rick Pitino)
  27. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Tom Izzo SPECTACULAR coach… He has taken SIXTEEN teams to the SWEET SIXTEEN.
  28. March Madness Pun: Filling out an office pool for March Madness is the most work I have done in the office since last March.
  29. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys March Madness Aren’t you? 
  30. March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most viewed NCAA Championship game of All-Time?… Larry Bird, Indiana State vs. Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
  31. Sweet Sixteen Jokes: Arizona Player: Caleb “Show Me Some” Love for reaching the Sweet Sixteen and battling #1 Duke.
  32. I just knew Auburn would win. They were ready to play…. They had the “Eye of The Tiger.”
  33. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Did you know the Pope, despite his health condition, filled out a March Madness Bracket. He picked Kentucky… He likes their coach. (Mark Pope)
  34. “He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Grammar Jokes)
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the flavors in the Capital One Ice Kareem truck? (BracketBerry, NeoBallitan Cookies N’ Kareem, MarchMallow, Slam Chunk, Tourna – Mint Chocolate Chip, Peanut Busted Bracket)
  36. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: With Michigan upsetting Texas A&M to advance to the Sweet 16, Michigan fans were wondering. Is it still March Madness or is it (Dusty) May Madness?
  37. Sweet Sixteen Jokes: What Sweet Sixteen team cannot be tamed?… Th Arizona WILD cats
  38. Do you think BarkBox should hire Charles BARKley to be a spokesperson?
  39. Duke Basketball Jokes: Sweet Sixteen Duke Mascot Headband vs. Arizona “U of Average”
  40. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Florida advanced to the Sweet Sixteen, beating 2-time defending National Champions UConn. UConn’s help defense just was not good enough. I guess you could say there just was not enough…. Gator – aid.
  41. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the McNeese State Basketball manager, Amir Khan, is the 1st manager to get an NIL deal?
  42. What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
  43. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the SIX DIFFERENT teams Rick Pitino has coached to March Madness? (Boston University, Providence, Kentucky, Louisville, Iona and St. John’s)
  44. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Do you think Danny Wolf choosing Michigan had anything to do with the mascot?
  45. March Madness 2022: An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again. (Cemetery Jokes & Kentucky Jokes)
  46. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Hey NY Post…. 86 Fried Calipari!
  47. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: This March, do you think I could make some money selling a Cooper Flagg…. Flag?
  48. If Clark Kellogg played during the NIL era, he would have had a great cereal deal. I can see it now, Clark and Tony the Tiger yelling “They’re GREAT!”
  49. McNeese State and it’s manager, Amir Khan, had a great run, but lost to Purdue… It is sad to see the Cowboys ride off into the sunset.
  50. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: 2nd Round Duke Mascot head band vs. Baylor “unBEARable”
  51. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: I know this is politically incorrect, so please forgive us, but if McNeese State played St. John’s in the 1980s in March Madness… the headlines would read “Cowboys & Indians.”
  52. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the team whose has the longest current streak of going to the Sweet Sixteen (#1 Houston)?
  53. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: McNeese State Coach Will Wade had a great run. He coached his last game with the Cowboys and will now… ride off into the sunset to NC State.
  54. Duke Basketball Jokes: #11 Drake upsetting #6 Missouri… Music to the ears of Drake fans.
  55. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: BREAKING NEWS: Weather Alert: There is Red Storm rising today in Providence!
  56. When your team is a #1 seed and advances to the Final Four…. March Gladness.
  57. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Crime increases in Kansas during March Madness. There is a Tik Tok sensation… The Kansas Jayhawk Jay Walk.
  58. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness announcer of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
  59. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Do you know what is a red flag for Duke winning the 2025 National Championship?… An injured Cooper Flagg.
  60. Tom Izzo good at coaching… I have Michigan State winning the whole thing.
  61. When your team advances to the Final Four…. March Gladness.
  62. When your team loses in the Elite Eight…. March Sadness.
  63. Final Four Jokes: Tom Izzo EXCELLENT coach… He has taken teams to the EIGHT Final Fours.
  64. Do you think Purdue Coach Matt Painter could get an NIL deal with Sherwin-Williams for his team?
  65. What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Brown University, Creighton Bluejays Butler Blue mascot, Duke Blue Devils, Harvard Crimson, Tulane Green Wave.
  66. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: The Boston Celtics had TWO Big Threes… Xavier has the Three Musketeers.
  67. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: What is the most watched movie by St. John’s basketball fans?… The Godfather in honor of Rick Pitino.
  68. Duke Basketball Jokes: What fan base has the most mental health issues during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
  69. Duke 2025 March Madness Bracket Name: Raising the Flagg!
  70. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the impressive coaching match-up between 2 friends and legendary coaches in Prividence? John Calipari (Arkansas) & Rick Pitino (St. John’s)
  71. 2021 March Madness Jokes: Who had Oral Roberts advancing in their March Madness bracket?… The American Dental Association! (Dentist Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
  72. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Cooper Flagg would be a great ambassador… for Flag Day!  
  73. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the team whose 9 year consecutive streak of going to the sweet sixteen ended with. a loss to #1 Houston? (#8 Gonzaga)
  74. 2025 First Four Jokes: Did you see the final play where the Hornets of Alabama State defeated St. Francis’s Red Flash with a home run play… that must have really stung.
  75. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: National Audubon Society March Madness Match-up: #9 Creighton Blue Jays vs. #8 Louisville Cardinals.
  76. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: The #8 Louisville Cardinals lost to the #9 Creighton Blue Jays in a 2025 National Audubon Society March Madness Match-up. After the game…. They were angry birds.
  77. March Madness 2021: What’s a March Madness cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  78. First Four March Madness Jokes: The #16 Alabama State Hornets recorded their 1st March Madness win…. They stung #16 seed St. Joseph’s Red Flash.
  79. March Madness 2024 Jokes: What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (Prom Jokes)
  80. Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during March Madness?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  81. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: The official candy bar of the Xavier Basketball Team… Three Musketeers.
  82. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: How did Maryland beat Grand Canyon… The talent gap was too wide.
  83. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: High Point Panther Juslin Bodo Bodo: “The name is so nice, you say it twice.”
  84. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: I guess it is pretty appropriate that the leading scorer in the SEC is Tre Johnson from Texas.
  85. Tom Izzo good at coaching… I always have Michigan State going far in my bracket.
  86. March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did the Alabama equipment manager clean the basketball uniforms before the 1st trip to the Final Four in 2024?… With “Roll Tide.”
  87. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: The High Point of High Points Mens basketball program…. beating Winthrop in the Big South title game to advance the March Madness.
  88. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Who is Peyton Manning’s favorite 2025 March Madness team?… Omaha.
  89. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Did you hear the Omaha Men’s Basketball program is looking for an NIL deal?… Waste Management and Rubbermaid are extremely interested.
  90. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Who is Oscar the Grouch’s favorite 2025 March Madness team?… Omaha.
  91. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: How has #7 Kansas qualified for 28 consecutive appearances in March Madness?… The coaches and players have great SELF-esteem.
  92. Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%!
  93. How did #10 Arkansas defeat #7 Kansas?… Kansas had a little SELF-esteem problem.
  94. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: The High Point of High Points Mens basketball program…. being the #13 Seed in the 2025 March Madness.
  95. What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
  96. First Four Jokes: What a great season for the Texas Longhorn basketball season. But it is going to be a looooong ride home after losing to Xavier in the First Four.
  97. March Madness 2024 Jokes: What 2024 March Madness fans need an XXL size hat?… More head State. (Hat Jokes)
  98. When your team makes the First Four…. March Gladness.
  99. When your team loses the First Four game…. March Sadness.
  100. When your team is one of the First Four Out …. March Sadness.
  101. When your team wins the First Four game…. March Gladness.