101 Final Four Jokes

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  1. March Madness 1983: How would you describe NC State’s last second play to beat the University of Houston in 1983?… Alley Whoooooooooooops! (North Carolina Jokes & Texas Jokes)
  2. March Madness 1979: Who is the Audubon’s Society’s favorite Final Four Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  3. March Madness 1979 How did Michigan State defeat the Sycamores of Indiana State in the 1979 Championship game?… It was Magic.
  4. March Madness 1983: What is a heart surgeon’s favorite college basketball team of all time?… 1983 N.C. State NCAA Champions – the Cardiac Pack.
  5. #21 for the UConn Women’s basketball team… She takes it strong to the basket.
  6. You can Betts the UCLA Women’s basketball team will be tough to match in the post.
  7. You can Betts the UCLA Women’s basketball team will try to feed the post as much as they can.
  8. #21 for the UConn Women’s basketball team… She takes it strong to the basket.
  9. #21 for the UConn Women’s basketball team… She is a strong player.
  10. Do you know #35 on the UConn Women’s basketball team’s favorite Looney Tunes character?… Elmer Fudd.
  11. All the #1 seeds advance to the Final Four in 2025…. that is ONEderful. (#1 Duke, #1 Florida, #1 Houston, #1 Auburn)
  12. What fan base keeps psychiatrists busy during the 2025 Final Four?… The Cameron Crazies.
  13. The Auburn basketball coach is a great motivator…. He has so many Pearls of wisdom to share with his players.
  14. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
  15. Do you think it would be smart for Proctor & Gamble to offer an NIL Deal to Tyrese Proctor of Duke?
  16. March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when Clyde Drexler picked up his 4th foul in the Championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys the Final Four Aren’t you? 
  18. March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most viewed NCAA Championship game of All-Time?… Larry Bird, Indiana State vs. Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
  19. Duke Basketball Jokes: Some Duke fans raise a toast to Cooper Flagg. Others raise a flag.. Cooper Flagg and his teammates are working hard to raise…. another NCAA Championship banner.
  20. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Did you know Pitbull, Mr. WorldWide, is playing at March Madness 2025. What a great performer. He is not too good at basketball though…. He travels too much!
  21. What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
  22. Is the official song of 2025 Final Four “Some Kind of “ONE” derful” by Grand Funk Railroad?… All four #1 seeds are in it! (#1 Duke, #1 Florida, #1 Houston, #1 Auburn)
  23. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Can you take a wild guess at who Pitbull, Mr. 305, is cheering for in the 2025 Final Four?…. The Florida Gators.
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times all four #1 seeds were in the Final Four? (TWO 2025, 2008)
  25. Duke 2025 March Madness Bracket Name: Raising the Flagg!
  26. Do you know who has a really good sweeping hook shot?… Johni Broome of Auburn.
  27. Final Four Jokes: Tom Izzo EXCELLENT coach… He has taken teams to the EIGHT Final Fours.
  28. March Madness 2024 Jokes: What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (Prom Jokes)
  29. March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did the Alabama equipment manager clean the basketball uniforms before the 1st trip to the Final Four in 2024?… With “Roll Tide.”
  30. When your team makes the First Four…. March Gladness.
  31. When your team loses the First Four game…. March Sadness.
  32. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: #21 for Houston…. He is a real SHARP shooter.
  33. When your team is a #1 seed and advances to the Final Four…. March Gladness.
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many Final Four appearance by the Auburn Tigers?
  35. During 2025 March Madness. opponents of Houston seemed to feel like it was a match-up between Sampson and Goliath.
  36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many Final Four appearances by the Houston Cougars?
  37. #2 Michigan State Basketball Jokes: Tom Izzo GREAT coach… He has taken ELEVEN teams to the Elite Eight.
  38. #2 Tennessee Basketball Jokes:
  39. March Madness Jokes
    Duke Basketball Jokes    :     Cooper Flagg is the Maine attraction of 2025 March March Madness.
  40. All the #1 seeds advance to the Final Four in 2025…. that is ONEderful. (#1 Duke, #1 Florida, #1 Houston, #1 Auburn)
  41. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Did you know Pitbull, Mr. WorldWide, is playing at March Madness 2025. What a great performer. He is not too good at basketball though…. He travels too much!
  42. Great Crayola March Madness Match-up: 2025 East Regional Final: #1 Duke Blue Devils vs. #2 Alabama Crimson Tide.
  43. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Can you take a wild guess at who Pitbull, Mr. 305, is cheering for in the 2025 Final Four?…. The Florida Gators.
  44. Do you know who has a really good sweeping hook shot?… Johni Broome of Auburn.
  45. Is the offical song of 2025 Final Four “Some Kind of ONEderful” by Grand Funk Railroad?… All four #1 seeds are in it! (#1 Duke, #1 Florida, #1 Houston, #1 Auburn)
  46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times all four #1 seeds were in the Final Four? (TWO 2025, 2008)
  47. What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
  48. March Madness 1983: How would you describe NC State’s last second play to beat the University of Houston in 1983?… Alley Whoooooooooooops! (North Carolina Jokes & Texas Jokes)
  49. Cooper Flagg… forces opponents to raise the white flag.
  50. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: There are not many guarantees in March Madness…. But I guaranteed the Cougars will win the 2025 First Round game on March 20th, 2025.. (#1 Houston vs. #16 SIUE)
  51. My bracket is less “March Madness” and more “March Sadness.”
  52. The Auburn basketball coach is a great motivator…. He has so many Pearls of wisdom to share with his players..
  53. Who is a better college basketball team?… The Maryland Crab 5 (2025) or the University of Michigan Fab 5 (1992)?
  54. March Madness 1979: Who is the Audubon’s Society’s favorite Final Four Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  55. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Boston Tea Party: December 16, 1773 Alabama THREE Party: March 27, 2025 (Alabama hit an NCAA men’s tournament record 25 three-pointers in a 113-88 rout of Brigham Young in the Sweet 16)
  56. March Madness 1979 How did Michigan State defeat the Sycamores of Indiana State in the 1979 Championship game?… It was Magic.
  57. March Madness 1983: What is a heart surgeon’s favorite college basketball team of all time?… 1983 N.C. State NCAA Champions – the Cardiac Pack.
  58. Elite Eight Jokes: Auburn Tigers: How did Auburn make it to the Elite Eight?…. They scratched and clawed.
  59. March Madness Pun: I try not to limit my madness to March.
  60. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Rick Pitino Transformation: Saturday March 22nd, 2025 Noon: “The Godfather” #2 seed, playing in Providence, Big East Champion. (75-66 loss to #10 Arkansas) Sunday Night March 23rd, 2025 “The Grandfather” Rick Pitino consoles grandaughter after #10 New Mexico is eliminated by Michigan State (71-63).
  61. What fan base keeps psychiatrists busy during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
  62. Duke Basketball Jokes: Some Duke fans raise a toast to Cooper Flagg. Others raise a flag.. Cooper Flagg and his teammates are working hard to raise…. another NCAA Championship banner.
  63. What is the #1 spring social event for college basketball players?… The Big Dance!
  64. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
  65. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Why doesn’t Mark Sears have an NIL deal with Sears?
  66. Do you think it would be smart for Proctor & Gamble to offer an NIL Deal to Tyrese Proctor of Duke?
  67. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
  68. March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when Clyde Drexler picked up his 4th foul in the Championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
  69. First Four March Madness Pick-up Line: I wish I were Dayton you!
  70. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the ONLY coach who has brought 6 teams to March Madness? (Rick Pitino)
  71. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Tom Izzo SPECTACULAR coach… He has taken SIXTEEN teams to the SWEET SIXTEEN.
  72. March Madness Pun: Filling out an office pool for March Madness is the most work I have done in the office since last March.
  73. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys March Madness Aren’t you? 
  74. March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most viewed NCAA Championship game of All-Time?… Larry Bird, Indiana State vs. Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
  75. Sweet Sixteen Jokes: Arizona Player: Caleb “Show Me Some” Love for reaching the Sweet Sixteen and battling #1 Duke.
  76. I just knew Auburn would win. They were ready to play…. They had the “Eye of The Tiger.”
  77. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Did you know the Pope, despite his health condition, filled out a March Madness Bracket. He picked Kentucky… He likes their coach. (Mark Pope)
  78. “He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Grammar Jokes)
  79. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the flavors in the Capital One Ice Kareem truck? (BracketBerry, NeoBallitan Cookies N’ Kareem, MarchMallow, Slam Chunk, Tourna – Mint Chocolate Chip, Peanut Busted Bracket)
  80. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: With Michigan upsetting Texas A&M to advance to the Sweet 16, Michigan fans were wondering. Is it still March Madness or is it (Dusty) May Madness?
  81. Sweet Sixteen Jokes: What Sweet Sixteen team cannot be tamed?… Th Arizona WILD cats
  82. Do you think BarkBox should hire Charles BARKley to be a spokesperson?
  83. Duke Basketball Jokes: Sweet Sixteen Duke Mascot Headband vs. Arizona “U of Average”
  84. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Florida advanced to the Sweet Sixteen, beating 2-time defending National Champions UConn. UConn’s help defense just was not good enough. I guess you could say there just was not enough…. Gator – aid.
  85. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the McNeese State Basketball manager, Amir Khan, is the 1st manager to get an NIL deal?
  86. What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
  87. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the SIX DIFFERENT teams Rick Pitino has coached to March Madness? (Boston University, Providence, Kentucky, Louisville, Iona and St. John’s)
  88. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Do you think Danny Wolf choosing Michigan had anything to do with the mascot?
  89. March Madness 2022: An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again. (Cemetery Jokes & Kentucky Jokes)
  90. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Hey NY Post…. 86 Fried Calipari!
  91. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: This March, do you think I could make some money selling a Cooper Flagg…. Flag?
  92. If Clark Kellogg played during the NIL era, he would have had a great cereal deal. I can see it now, Clark and Tony the Tiger yelling “They’re GREAT!”
  93. McNeese State and it’s manager, Amir Khan, had a great run, but lost to Purdue… It is sad to see the Cowboys ride off into the sunset.
  94. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: 2nd Round Duke Mascot head band vs. Baylor “unBEARable”
  95. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: I know this is politically incorrect, so please forgive us, but if McNeese State played St. John’s in the 1980s in March Madness… the headlines would read “Cowboys & Indians.”
  96. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the team whose has the longest current streak of going to the Sweet Sixteen (#1 Houston)?
  97. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: McNeese State Coach Will Wade had a great run. He coached his last game with the Cowboys and will now… ride off into the sunset to NC State.
  98. Duke Basketball Jokes: #11 Drake upsetting #6 Missouri… Music to the ears of Drake fans.
  99. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: BREAKING NEWS: Weather Alert: There is Red Storm rising today in Providence!
  100. When your team is a #1 seed and advances to the Final Four…. March Gladness.
  101. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Crime increases in Kansas during March Madness. There is a Tik Tok sensation… The Kansas Jayhawk Jay Walk.

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