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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes.
Who is the geography teacher’s favorite NBA player of all-time?… Jerry West. (Geography Jokes)
What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
What NBA great is mostly likely to get arrested?… Tyrone “Muggsy” Bogues, he is always stealing the ball. (Police Jokes & North Carolina Jokes)
Who is the National Audubon Society‘s favorite NBA Player of all-time?… Larry Bird.
What kind of toothpaste does Derrick White use?… Crest 3D White.
Jayson Tatum on Olympic Coach Steve Kerr?… Hate ‘Em.
Who delivers Christmas toys to all the good little boys in Minnesota?… Anta Claus.
2024 NBA Finals: Derrick White was amazing… “You can’t handle the Tooth”
Jaylen Brown & Jayson Tatum on Olympic Coach Steve Kerr?… Hate ‘Em.
What NBA basketball player reads the most?… Devon “Book” er. (Book Jokes)
What NBA player is most likely to go on vacation in Europe?… Jrue Holiday.
Who is a potato farmers favorite NBA basketball player of all-time?… Anthony “Spud” Webb. (Georgia Jokes & Potato Jokes)
Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in the Emirates NBA Cup?
Basketball coaches have really focused on “Stop the Steal” since it was introduced in 2016… They really value limiting turnovers and ball security. (Election Jokes)
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the NBA basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
Willis Reed, NBA Hall-of-Famer, would be a great spokesperson for National Book Day. (Book Jokes)
What is a Minnesota Timberwolves’ fans favorite superhero?… Ant Man. (Minnesota Jokes)
Why did the youth basketball player get a job at the bakery?… He wanted to create more turnovers.
You know what is no joke?… The number of NBA titles the Boston Celtics have won. (Boston Celtics Jokes)
Did you know a bunch of retired Indiana basketball players put a team together?… They are called the Indiana Pacemakers. (Indiana Jokes & Retirement Jokes)
What is the favorite NBA team of a lumberjack?… Minnesota “Timber” wolves. (Minnesota Jokes)
What NBA team has the best floral arrangements?… The Boston Celtics. They play at the TD Garden. (Massachusetts Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this NBA basketball season?
What is the official snake of the LA Lakers?… The Black Mamba. (Snake Jokes)
2024 Draft: How did analysts describe the 2024 NBA draft with FOUR FRENCH players drafted in the 1st round?… Another French Revolution.
Basketball Jokes for Bastille Day: How did analysts describe the 2024 NBA draft with FOUR FRENCH players drafted in the 1st round?… “Très bien, mon ami.” (French Translation: Very good my friend.)
What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks.
Marcus Smart is a polarizing NBA player. Fans think he is a clutch player with defensive intensity that is out of this world. Critics think he is nothing but a flop.
What is Mark Cuban’s favorite Tom Cruise movie?… Maverick. (Texas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
Phil Jackson took the Chicago Bulls on a hike to climb a mountain… He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
October 14th National Egg Day: What’s an egg’s favorite NBA basketball team?… Yokelahomia City Thunder. (Basketball Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
How do the Boston Celtics feel about have a leprechaun as a mascot?… Lucky! (Leprechaun Jokes)
What reggae song do NBA basketball players like?… Welcome to Jamrock. (365 Music Jokes)
Who is a Crayola crayon’s favorite NBA coach of all-time?… Red Auerbach. (Crayon Jokes)
What is the official snake of the Boston Celtics?… The White Mamba. (Snake Jokes)
NBA Finals Jokes: Who is the 2024 NBA Finals Crayola MVP?…. Derrick White or Jaylen Brown.
How do you beat the heat in the summertime?… Score more points than them. (Heat Wave Jokes)
Joe Mazulla took the Boston Celtics on a hike to climb a mountain… He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
Who is the 2024 NBA Crayola Basketball Team?…. Derrick White.
What is Mark Cuban’s favorite 1980s TV show?… Dallas. (Texas Jokes)
What is a tree’s least favorite NBA team?… Minnesota “Timber” wolves. (Minnesota Jokes)
What is Dirk Nowitzki’s favorite American TV show?… Dallas. (Texas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
What is Dirk Nowitzki’s favorite Tom Cruise movie?… Maverick. (Texas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
What’s the difference between the Boston Celtics and a dollar bill?… Nothing. You can still get four quarters out of each of them.
What do you call someone who can name the Celtics leading playoff scoring and assists leader?… A Bird brain. (Bird Jokes)
What is the #1 song of the 2023 NBA Playoffs?… “The Heat is On!” by Glenn Frey!
July 4th Basketball Jokes: What NBA team is the most popular on the 4th of July?… The Houston Rockets. (Texas Jokes)
What basketball player does the Royal Family love?… Isaiah Thomas, the King of the 4th. (King Jokes)
Mole Day Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks.
What do you call an NBA basketball player that misses dunks?… Alley Whoops.
2023 NBA Draft: The Thompson Twins Amen Houston Rockets #4 pick & Ausar #5 Detroit Pistons pick have a sharp shooting dad. They often entered international 3 on 3 basketball tournaments and stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop.
What is the favorite NBA team of Indy 500 fans?… The Indiana Pacers. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
I have been watching basketball lately, and I gotta say I can hardly tolerate Kevin Durant… He stinks compared to his brother, Deo.
What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar. (365 Music Jokes)
Did you know a bunch of Indiana grandpas put a basketball team together?… They are called the Indiana Pacemakers. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
Phil Jackson took the Los Angeles Lakers on a hike to climb a mountain… He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes & California Jokes)
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: NBA Basketball Coach. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what my players did all year.”
Who is a Crayola crayon’s favorite NBA GM of all-time?… Red Auerbach.
Why did the NBA basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
What reggae song do NBA basketball players like?… Welcome to Jamrock. (365 Music Jokes)
What is Santa’s favorite basketball team?… The New York Old St. Nicks. (NBA Jokes)
What NBA player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom. (4th of July Jokes)
What do an angry bunny and the NBA Slam Dunk basketball champion have in common?… Mad hops.
What is a great warm-up song for a NBA basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC.
Who would be a great NBA center if he gave up his musical career?… POST Malone! (365 Music Jokes)
What do you call a shrimp that is good at basketball?… Leprawn James.
Which fast-food chain would be a good NBA basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (Donut Jokes)
What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.” (Geometry Jokes)
What kind of stories are told by NBA basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
What New Year’s resolution should an NBA basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes & NBA Basketball Jokes)
What is a Steph Curry’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
Veterans Day Jokes: Why was David Robinson arrested on Veterans Day?… He shot the basketball.
Why do NBA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
Why did the NBA basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
They’re an NBA basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
What do NBA basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (365 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for this NBA basketball season? (Knock Knock Basketball Jokes)
Why is basketball the grossest professional sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
Why can’t NBA basketball players go home for Thanksgiving break?… They aren’t allowed to travel. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes & Live NFL Performance)
Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
What is an NBA basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
What is an NBA basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
What is an NBA basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
What delayed Stephon Marbury’s arrival in Boston?… All the excess baggage he carried along with him!
What’s the difference between Lebron James and a tree?… A tree has more rings.
Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?… He wanted to beat the crowd.

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