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2025 March March Madness Jokes: There are not many guarantees in March Madness…. But I guaranteed the Cougars will win the 2025 First Round game on March 20th, 2025.. (#1 Houston vs. #16 SIUE)
What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
March Madness 1983: How would you describe NC State’s last second play to beat the University of Houston in 1983?… Alley Whoooooooooooops! (North Carolina Jokes & Texas Jokes)
My bracket is less “March Madness” and more “March Sadness.”
Rick Pitino Transformation: Saturday March 22nd, 2025 Noon: “The Godfather” #2 seed, playing in Providence, Big East Champion. (75-66 loss to #10 Arkansas) Sunday Night March 23rd, 2025 “The Grandfather” Rick Pitino consoles grandaughter after #10 New Mexico is eliminated by Michigan State (71-63).
March Madness 2022: An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again. (Cemetery Jokes & Kentucky Jokes)
What is the #1 spring social event for college basketball players?… The Big Dance!
March Madness 1979: Who is the Audubon’s Society’s favorite Final Four Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
March Madness 1979 How did Michigan State defeat the Sycamores of Indiana State in the 1979 Championship game?… It was Magic.
Duke Basketball Jokes: Some Duke fans raise a toast to Cooper Flagg. Others raise a flag.. Cooper Flagg and his teammates are working hard to raise…. another NCAA Championship banner.
March Madness 1983: What is a heart surgeon’s favorite college basketball team of all time?… 1983 N.C. State NCAA Champions – the Cardiac Pack.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Tom Izzo good coach… He has taken SIXTEEN teams to the SWEET SIXTEEN.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Hey NY Post…. 86 Fried Calipari!
2025 March March Madness Jokes: This March, do you think I could make some money selling a Cooper Flagg…. Flag?
What fan base keeps psychiatrists busy during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most viewed NCAA Championship game of All-Time?… Larry Bird, Indiana State vs. Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
If Clark Kellogg played during the NIL era, he would have had a great cereal deal. I can see it now, Clark and Tony the Tiger yelling “They’re GREAT!”
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Florida advanced to the Sweet Sixteen, beating 2-time defending National Champions UConn. UConn’s help defense just was not good enough. I guess you could say there just was not enough…. Gator – aid.
McNeese State and it’s manager, Amir Khan, had a great run, but lost to Purdue… It is sad to see the Cowboys ride off into the sunset.
What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
March Madness Pun: Filling out an office pool for March Madness is the most work I have done in the office since last March.
March Madness Pun: I try not to limit my madness to March.
What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
2025 March March Madness Jokes: 2nd Round Duke Mascot head band vs. Baylor “unBEARable”
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Did you know the Pope, despite his health condition, filled out a March Madness Bracket. He picked Kentucky… He likes their coach. (Mark Pope)
2025 March March Madness Jokes: With Michigan upsetting Texas A&M to advance to the Sweet 16, Michigan fans were wondering. Is it still March Madness or is it (Dusty) May Madness?
When your team is a #1 seed and advances to the Final Four…. March Gladness.
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when Clyde Drexler picked up his 4th foul in the Championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys March Madness Aren’t you?
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the ONLY coach who has brought 6 teams to March Madness? (Rick Pitino)
Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness announcer of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
Tom Izzo good at coaching… I have Michigan State winning the whole thing.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Do you think Danny Wolf choosing Michigan had anything to do with the mascot?
When your team advances to the Final Four…. March Gladness.
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Grammar Jokes)
First Four March Madness Pick-up Line: I wish I were Dayton you!
When your team loses in the Elite Eight…. March Sadness.
Final Four Jokes: Tom Izzo good coach… He has taken teams to the EIGHT Final Fours.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: McNeese State Coach Will Wade had a great run. He coached his last game with the Cowboys and will now… ride off into the sunset to NC State.
Tom Izzo good at coaching… I always have Michigan State going far in my bracket.
Duke Basketball Jokes: What fan base has the most mental health issues during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
Duke Basketball Jokes: #11 Drake upsetting #6 Missouri… Music to the ears of Drake fans.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the flavors in the Capital One Ice Kareem truck? (BracketBerry, NeoBallitan Cookies N’ Kareem, MarchMallow, Slam Chunk, Tourna – Mint Chocolate Chip, Peanut Busted Bracket)
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the SIX DIFFERENT teams Rick Pitino has coached to March Madness? (Boston University, Providence, Kentucky, Louisville, Iona and St. John’s)
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the McNeese State Basketball manager, Amir Khan, is the 1st manager to get an NIL deal?
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the impressive coaching match-up between 2 friends and legendary coaches in Prividence? John Calipari (Arkansas) & Rick Pitino (St. John’s)
Do you think Purdue Coach Matt Painter could get an NIL deal with Sherwin-Williams for his team?
2025 March March Madness Jokes: BREAKING NEWS: Weather Alert: There is Red Storm rising today in Providence!
2021 March Madness Jokes: Who had Oral Roberts advancing in their March Madness bracket?… The American Dental Association! (Dentist Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Brown University, Creighton Bluejays Butler Blue mascot, Duke Blue Devils, Harvard Crimson, Tulane Green Wave.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: What is the most watched movie by St. John’s basketball fnas?… The Godfather in honor of Rick Pitino.
2025 March March Madness Jokes:I know this is politically incorrect, so please forgive us, but if McNeese State played St. John’s in the 1980s in March Madness… the headlines would read “Cowboys & Indians.”
2025 First Four Jokes: Did you see the final play where the Hornets of Alabama State defeated St. Joseph’s Red Flash with a home run play… that must have really stung.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: The Boston Celtics had TWO Big Threes… Xavier has the Three Musketeers.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Crime increases in Kansas during March Madness. There is a Tik Tok sensation… The Kansas Jayhawk Jay Walk.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the team whose 9 year consecutive streak of going to the sweet sixteen ended with. a loss to #1 Houston? (#8 Gonzaga)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the team whose has the longest current streak of going to the sweet sixteen (#1 Houston)?
2025 March March Madness Jokes: National Audubon Society March Madness Match-up: #9 Creighton Blue Jays vs. #8 Louisville Cardinals.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: The #8 Louisville Cardinals lost to the #9 Creighton Blue Jays in a 2025 National Audubon Society March Madness Match-up. After the game…. They were angry birds.
First Four March Madness Jokes: The #16 Alabama State Hornets recorded their 1st March Madness win…. They stung #16 seed St. Joseph’s Red Flash.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Do you know what is a red flag for Duke winning the 2025 National Championship?… An injured Cooper Flagg.
Duke March Madness Bracket Name: Raising the Flagg!
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (Prom Jokes)
2025 March March Madness Jokes: The offical candy bar of the Xavier Basketball Team… Three Musketeers.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: How did Maryland beat Grand Canyon… The talent gap was too wide.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: High Point Panther Juslin Bodo Bodo: “The name is so nice, you say it twice.”
2025 March March Madness Jokes: I guess it is pretty appropriate that the leading scorer in the SEC is Tre Johnson from Texas.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: The High Point of High Points Mens basketball program…. beating Winthrop in the Big South title game to advance the March Madness.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Who is Peyton Manning’s favorite 2025 March Madness team?… Omaha.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Did you hear the Omaha Men’s Basketball program is looking for an NIL deal?… Waste Management and Rubbermaid are extremely interested.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Who is Oscar the Grouch’s favorite 2025 March Madness team?… Omaha.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: How has #7 Kansas qualified for 28 consecutive appearances in March Madness?… The coaches and players have great SELF-esteem.
How did #10 Arkansas defeat #7 Kansas?… Kansas had a little SELF-esteem problem.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: The High Point of High Points Mens basketball program…. being the #13 Seed in the 2025 March Madness.
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Cooper Flagg would be a great ambassador… for Flag Day!
First Four Jokes: What a great season for the Texas Longhorn basketball season. But it is going to be a looooong ride home after losing to Xavier in the First Four.
When your team makes the First Four…. March Gladness.
When your team loses the First Four game…. March Sadness.
When your team is one of the First Four Out …. March Sadness.
When your team wins the First Four game…. March Gladness.
First Four Jokes: #16 seed St. Joseph’s Red Flash @RedFlashMBB has been selected for the 2025 Crayola March Madness.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Who is the Royal Family’s favorite college basketball player?… Derik Queen, University or Maryland.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: I got a great NIL idea for Derik Queen… be a spokesperson for Speed Queen appliances.
March Madness 2025 Jokes: Did you hear about Hunter Dickson’s NIL deal… he will be a spokesman for the NRA.
March Madness 2025 Jokes: Grand Canyon won the 2025 WAC tournament…. The talent gap was too wide!
March Madness 2025 Jokes: Did you know the Weather Channel is the unofficial sponsor of Red Storm Rising?
March Madness 2025 Jokes: Who did the weather person pick to win March Madness 2025?… St. John’s Red Storm.
What do you call it when a lower seeded team beats a higher seeded team?… March Gladness.
What do you call it when your team is one of the First Four Out?… March Sadness.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Do you know what is a red flag for Duke winning the 2025 ACC Championship?… An injured Cooper Flagg.
2025 March March Madness Jokes: Do you know what is NOT a red flag for Duke winning the 2025 National Championship?… A healthy Cooper Flagg.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did the Alabama equipment manager clean the basketball uniforms before the 1st trip to the Final Four in 2024?… With “Roll Tide.”
Cooper Flagg should look into an NIL deal with Fort McHenry.
March Madness 2021: What’s a March Madness cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What 2024 March Madness fans need an XXL size hat?… More head State. (Hat Jokes)
Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during March Madness?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
My bracket is less “March Madness” and more “March Sadness.”
March Madness 2023: How did Angel Reese and her teammates celebrate the National Championship?… With Reeses Pieces.
What do you call it when your team loses the League Tournament Championship Game and the automatic NCAA Tournament Bid?… March Sadness.
What do you call a crazy March Madness basketball fan?… A basket-case!
My bracket is so bad… it’s giving the NCAA selection committee a run for their money.
March Madness 2023: Some people describe the historic 2023 Final Four as wonderful?… I would describe it as “ONE” derless. (Final Four Teams #4MW UConn Huskies (5th title, 5th title game, 6th Final Four) Runner-up #5S San Diego State Aztecs (1st title game, 1st Final Four) Semifinalists #9E Florida Atlantic Owls (1st Final Four) #5MW Miami Hurricanes (1st Final Four)
What do you call it when your team is on the bubble and gets overlooked on Selection Sunday?… March Sadness.
Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%!
My boss told me to focus on work during March Madness… I told him my bracket is my work.
My bracket is less accurate than a weather forecast in a hurricane
The only upset with my March Madness bracket is my stomach.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Is it weird the James Madison Dukes played Duke?
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A March Madness basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
Why was the basketball arena hot during the 2021 NCAA basketball tournament?… No fans. (Covid Jokes)
Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What was the #1 watched show on TV Land during the Women’s Final Four in Cleveland in 2024?… MASH, the fans love Hawkeye.
It’s “tip-off” time for March Madness.
I hope your big decisions in life aren’t as ill-conceived as your March Madness bracket.
Don’t “foul” up your bracket.
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Men’s NCAA Division I Basketball Champions? ‍
Where does the NCAA buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
“We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.” Weldon Drew (New Mexico Jokes)
First Four March Madness Pick-up Line: Would you like to join me for a play-in game?
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did UConn win back-to-back NCAA Final Fours?… They played defense like dogs. (Dog Jokes)
March Madness Pick-Up Line: Do you want to come back to my place and have one shining moment?
What do you call a crazy March Madness basketball coach?… A basket-case!
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Why didn’t #12 Grand Canyon University knock of #4 Alabama to advance to the Sweet 16?… The talent gap was too wide.
March Madness 2023: How did the #1 Purdue fans react to the loss to #16 Fairleigh Dickinson? … They were boiling mad. (New Jersey Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball team’s underdog win in the Final Four?… A tall tale. (Book Jokes)
Why do most college basketball players only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
March Madness 2023: How did #16 Fairleigh Dickinson upset #1 Purdue?… Not really sure. I guess it just was their knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
What do March Madness basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
Choose your March Madness teams wisely… it’s “court”-ing disaster otherwise.
“I told one player, ‘Son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’” Frank Layden (Grammar Jokes & New York Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did Yale knock off Kentucky in the 1st round?… It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog.
I used to be addicted to college basketball… but I rebounded.
What is the unofficial candy bar of college basketball tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
What is Caitlin Clark’s #1 TV show?… MASH, she loves Hawkeye
I’m not saying my team is bad… but their mascot just filed for free agency.
What do you call a crazy March Madness basketball player?… A basket-case!
Why was the March Madness basketball court all wet?… All the players were dribbling on it!
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite college basketball team?… The DUKES of James Madison. (Boxing Jokes)
March Madness… It’s a “fast break” from the usual NCAA schedule.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Men’s NCAA Division I Basketball Champions? ‍
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the 1st Round… A bawl club.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who did the Alaskan Iditarod team cheer for in the 2024 NCAA March Madness?… The UConn Huskies. (2023 March Madness Jokes)
Who do skiers cheer for during March Madness?… The UConn Hu skies. (Dog Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Legends who competed against each other for the 1st time in the 1979 NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State & Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
What do you call it when your team loses in the NCAA tournament?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
What do you call a sharp dressed March Madness fan?… March Swagness.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What was the #1 drink in Phoneix, Arizona during 2024 Final Four Weekend?… The Boilermaker, in honor of Zach Edey and Purdue.
What do you call the NCAA tourney when a higher seed loses to a lower seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
.March Madness 2024 Jokes: Did you hear about Hunter Dickson’s possible NIL deals… it is between Cabela’s and Bass Pro Shops.
March Madness 2023: Did you know Angel Reese’s favorite movie is Barbie…. She is nicknamed the Bayou Barbie.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did UConn make it to the 2024 Final Four?… They played defense like dogs. (Dog Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who is a lumberjack’s favorite March Madness player?… Kansas guard Nick “Timber” lake. (Kansas Jokes)
Why couldn’t the The Most Outstanding basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
True Love: I would miss one of the 67 March Madness games for you.
March Madness… The tournament is a “full court press.”
True Love: If a guy texts you back during March Madness…. MARRY HIM!
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who are the ghosts cheering for in the 2024 March Madness?… Northwestern. They love Boo Buie.
Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate. (Movie Jokes / Disney Jokes / Cinderella Jokes / Utah Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What did the announcer say when Naismith College Player of the Year Finalist, Jamal Shead, went down with an injury?… “Houston, we have a problem.”
March Madness… the “slam dunk” of basketball tournaments.
What falls during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)
What falls during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Rain.
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the March Madness basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did Clemson knock off Baylor to advance to the Sweet 16?… The scratched and clawed.
March Madness 2023: Did you know Angel Reese’s favorite childhood toy was Barbie…. She is nicknamed the Bayou Barbie.
March Madness 2023: Did you know the Netherlands set a viewing record for watching the Final Four in 2023… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did Alabama get the to the 2024 Final Four in Arizona?… They rolled on in!
March Madness 2023: In the post-game interview, Coach Tobin Anderson was asked, how come you were not able to continue the Cinderella story and knock off FAU?… Not really sure. We worked our tails off. I guess it just wasn’t our knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
Why did the March Madness team have a frog in the starting lineup?… Because he could make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses?… Shoot.
Don’t get “courted” into making bad bets during March Madness.
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Hall of Famer who went 33 – 1, losing the NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State (Canoe Jokes)
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when looking at the Houston Cougars started missing free throws at the end of the 1983 championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did North Carolina beat Michigan State to advance to the Sweet 16?… They dug their Tar Heels” on defense.
March Madness 2023: How did Angel Reese and her teammates celebrate the National Championship?… With Reeses candy bars.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Which Final Four locker room has the best music?… NC State. They have two DJs on the team. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (365 Music Jokes)
Did you hear one March Madness team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
March Madness 2023: How did the #15 Princeton Tigers get to the Sweet 16 beating #2 Arizona and #7 Missouri?… They scratched and clawed. (New Jersey Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Women’s NCAA Division III Champions? ‍
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Men’s NCAA Division III Basketball Champions? ‍
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Men’s NCAA Division II Basketball Champions? ‍
March Madness 2023: How did the #15 Princeton Tigers get to the Sweet 16 beating #2 Arizona and #7 Missouri?… They scratched and clawed. (New Jersey Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Did you see #1 Purdue crushed #8 Utah State 106 – 67?… They were boiling hot!
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who is the scariest player in the 2024 March Madness?… Boo Buie.
Why can’t you play the March Madness games in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why can’t you play the Final Four in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs..
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What did the announcer say when Naismith College Player of the Year Finalist went down with an injury?… “Houston, we have a problem.”
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Women’s NCAA Division I Championship Basketball? ‍
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Men’s NCAA Division II Championship Basketball? ‍
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Women’s NCAA Division II Championship Basketball? ‍
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What song was playing in the streets of Grambling, Louisiana after the First Four victory in 2024?… “Grambling on” by Led Zeppelin. (365 Music Jokes & Louisiana Jokes)
The team is “hoop”-ing for a win tonight.
It’s a “ball” game, folks—anything can happen.
March Madness is “on the ball.”
That player is “net”ting some serious points.
The crowd is going “wild” for their team.
The team is “shooting” for the stars.
March Madness is a “rebound” opportunity for underdog teams.
Watch out for those sneaky “backdoor” plays.
The players are “dribbling” past the competition.
It’s a “jump ball” situation—any team can win.
The fans are “sweating” bullets during these games.
That dunk was “off the charts.”
Let’s “shoot hoops” and make some predictions.
March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the programs that appeared in their 1st Final Four in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
What do you call an Alaskan in a Final Four basketball game?… A referee.
March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the coach who appeared in his 1st Final Four in his first season as a Division I college coach in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when looking at the Houston Cougars free throws in the championship game 10/19 (53%)?… Houston, we have a problem.
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #2 seed loses to a #15 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #3 seed loses to a #14 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good March Madness knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good March Madness knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Why is the basketball arena hot after the Final Four game?… Because all the fans have left.

SIMPLE Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best March Madness college basketball jokes.
When your team makes the First Four…. March Gladness.
When your team loses the First Four game…. March Sadness.
When your team is one of the First Four Out …. March Gladness.
When your team wins the First Four game…. March Gladness.
Crime increases in Kansas during March Madness. There is a Tik Tok sensation… The Kansas Jayhawk Jay Walk.
First Four March Madness Pick-up Line: Would you like to join me for a play-in game?
What do you call it when your team is one of the First Four Out?… March Sadness.
I try not to limit my madness to March.
Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during March Madness?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
My bracket is less “March Madness” and more “March Sadness.”
What is the #1 social event for college basketball players?… The Big Dance!
What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
What do you call it when your team is on the bubble and gets overlooked on Selection Sunday?… March Sadness.
Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%!
My boss told me to focus on work during March Madness… I told him my bracket is my work.
My bracket is less accurate than a weather forecast in a hurricane
The only upset with my March Madness bracket is my stomach.
Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
It’s “tip-off” time for March Madness.
I hope your big decisions in life aren’t as ill-conceived as your March Madness bracket.
Don’t “foul” up your bracket.
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Men’s NCAA Division I Basketball Champions? ‍
Where does the NCAA buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
March Madness Pick-Up Line: Do you want to come back to my place and have one shining moment?
What do March Madness basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
Choose your March Madness teams wisely… it’s “court”-ing disaster otherwise
“I told one player, ‘Son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’” Frank Layden (Grammar Jokes & New York Jokes)
I used to be addicted to college basketball… but I rebounded.
What is the unofficial candy bar of college basketball tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the 1st Round… A bawl club.
March Madness… It’s a “fast break” from the usual NCAA schedule.
I’m not saying my team is bad… but their mascot just filed for free agency.
True Love: I would miss one of the 67 March Madness games for you.
March Madness… The tournament is a “full court press.”
March Madness is the “slam dunk” of basketball tournaments.
What falls during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)
What falls during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Rain.
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the March Madness basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
Why did the March Madness team have a frog in the starting lineup?… Because he could make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses?… Shoot.
Don’t get “courted” into making bad bets during March Madness.
True Love: If a guy texts you back during March Madness…. MARRY HIM!
What do you call a crazy March Madness basketball player?… A basket-case!
What do you call a crazy March Madness basketball fan?… A basket-case!
What do you call a crazy March Madness basketball coach?… A basket-case!
My bracket is so bad… it’s giving the NCAA selection committee a run for their money.
What do you call it when your team loses the League Tournament Championship Game and the automatic NCAA Tournament Bid?… March Sadness.
What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
Filling out an office pool for March Madness is the most work I have done in the office since last March.
What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
What’s a March Madness cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
“We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.” Weldon Drew (New Mexico Jokes)
“I told one player, ‘Son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’” Frank Layden (Grammar Jokes & New York Jokes)
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Grammar Jokes)
What do March Madness basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
What do you call it when you lower seeded team beats a higher seeded team?… March Gladness.
What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Brown University, Creighton Bluejays Butler Blue mascot, Duke Blue Devils, Harvard Crimson, Tulane Green Wave.
Where does the NCAA buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
What do you call it when your lower seeded team beats a higher seeded team?… March Gladness.
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A March Madness basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%!
Crime increases in Kansas during March Madness. There is a Tik Tok sensation… The Kansas Jayhawk Jay Walk.
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the college basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
What is the unofficial candy bar of March Madness?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during March Madness?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
I try not to limit my madness to March.
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #2 seed loses to a #15 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #3 seed loses to a #14 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when a higher seed loses to a lower seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call it when your team loses in the NCAA tournament?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
Why do most college basketball players only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate. (Movie Jokes / Disney Jokes / Cinderella Jokes / Utah Jokes)
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
I used to be addicted to college basketball… but I rebounded.
Why was the March Madness basketball court all wet?… All the players were dribbling on it!
What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)
What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Rain.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good March Madness knock-knock joke?
Why couldn’t the The Most Outstanding basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good March Madness knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Why did the March Madness team have a frog in the starting lineup?… Because he could make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
Did you hear one March Madness team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses?… Shoot.
Why is the basketball arena hot after the Final Four game?… Because all the fans have left.
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the 1st Round… A bawl club.
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball team’s underdog win in the Final Four?… A tall tale. (Book Jokes)