Final Four Jokes

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UConn Basketball Jokes:

2025 Final Four Teams

  1. March Madness 1983: How would you describe NC State’s last second play to beat the University of Houston in 1983?… Alley Whoooooooooooops! (North Carolina Jokes & Texas Jokes)
  2. March Madness 1979: Who is the Audubon’s Society’s favorite Final Four Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  3. March Madness 1979 How did Michigan State defeat the Sycamores of Indiana State in the 1979 Championship game?… It was Magic.
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?…. Canoe name the college basketball program with the most National Championships? (UConn Women’s team = 12 National Championships)
  5. March Madness 1983: What is a heart surgeon’s favorite college basketball team of all time?… 1983 N.C. State NCAA Champions – the Cardiac Pack.
  6. 2025 March Madness: The final “Paige” in the Bueckers Book, a UConn legend’s story… is a National Championship.
  7. 2025 March Madness: What did Azzi Fudd, the Most Outstanding Player at the 2025 Final Four, say after cutting down the nets?… “”Th-th-that’s all, folks!”” (Looney Tunes Jokes)
  8. 2025 March Madness: #21 for the 2025 National Champion UConn Women’s basketball team… She takes it STRONG to the basket. (Sarah Strong)
  9. Generation Gap: The 2025 Final Four had a big age gap between the coaches. Can you name the teams, coaches, and age gap? (Duke Blue Devils vs. the Houston Cougars / Jon Scheyer, 37 vs. Kelvin Sampson, 69 / 32 years) & The Florida Gators vs. Auburn Tigers (Mike Golden, 39 vs. Bruce Pearl, 65 / 26 years)
  10. Houston we have a problem… We are down 14 points with 8:17 left…. Just kidding!… We went on a 25-8 run to beat Duke! 70 – 67.
  11. UCLA Basketball Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?…. Canoe name the men’s college basketball program with the most National Championships? (UCLA = 11 National Championships)
  12. Houston we have a problem… The FABULOUS freshman Cooper Flagg has the ball on the final possession with a chance to win… NEVER MIND, we have 6th year senior, J’Wan Roberts checking him! See you in the CHAMPIONSHIP!
  13. Jim Nantz in tears: Houston we have a problem…. Just kidding. We went on a 25-8 run to beat Duke!
  14. UCLA Basketball Jokes: You can Betts… the UCLA Women’s basketball team will be tough to match in the post.
  15. UCLA Basketball Jokes: You can Betts… the UCLA Women’s basketball team will try to feed the post as much as they can.
  16. UConn Basketball Jokes: #21 for the UConn Women’s basketball team… She takes it strong to the basket.
  17. UConn Basketball Jokes: #21 for the UConn Women’s basketball team… She is a strong all-around player.
  18. UConn Basketball Jokes: Do you know #35 on the UConn Women’s basketball team’s favorite Looney Tunes character?… Elmer Fudd.
  19. All the #1 seeds advance to the Final Four in 2025…. that is ONEderful. (#1 Duke, #1 Florida, #1 Houston, #1 Auburn)
  20. Duke Basketball Jokes: What fan base keeps psychiatrists busy during the 2025 Final Four?… The Cameron Crazies.
  21. The Auburn basketball coach is a great motivator…. He has so many Pearls of wisdom to share with his players.
  22. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
  23. Do you think it would be smart for Proctor & Gamble to offer an NIL Deal to Tyrese Proctor of Duke?
  24. March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when Clyde Drexler picked up his 4th foul in the Championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
  25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys the Final Four Aren’t you? 
  26. March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most viewed NCAA Championship game of All-Time?… Larry Bird, Indiana State vs. Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
  27. Duke Basketball Jokes: Some Duke fans raise a toast to Cooper Flagg. Others raise a flag.. Cooper Flagg and his teammates are working hard to raise…. another NCAA Championship banner.
  28. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Did you know Pitbull, Mr. WorldWide, is playing at March Madness 2025. What a great performer. He is not too good at basketball though…. He travels too much!
  29. What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
  30. Is the official song of 2025 Final Four “Some Kind of “ONE” derful” by Grand Funk Railroad?… All four #1 seeds are in it! (#1 Duke, #1 Florida, #1 Houston, #1 Auburn)
  31. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Can you take a wild guess at who Pitbull, Mr. 305, is cheering for in the 2025 Final Four?…. The Florida Gators.
  32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times all four #1 seeds were in the Final Four? (TWO 2025, 2008)
  33. Duke 2025 March Madness Bracket Name: Raising the Flagg!
  34. Do you know who has a really good sweeping hook shot?… Johni Broome of Auburn.
  35. Final Four Jokes: Tom Izzo EXCELLENT coach… He has taken teams to the EIGHT Final Fours.
  36. March Madness 2024 Jokes: What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (Prom Jokes)
  37. March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did the Alabama equipment manager clean the basketball uniforms before the 1st trip to the Final Four in 2024?… With “Roll Tide.”
  38. When your team makes the First Four…. March Gladness.
  39. When your team loses the First Four game…. March Sadness.
  40. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: #21 for Houston…. He is a real SHARP shooter.
  41. When your team is a #1 seed and advances to the Final Four…. March Gladness.
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many Final Four appearance by the Auburn Tigers?
  43. During 2025 March Madness. opponents of Houston seemed to feel like it was a match-up between Sampson and Goliath.
  44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many Final Four appearances by the Houston Cougars?
  45. #2 Michigan State Basketball Jokes: Tom Izzo GREAT coach… He has taken ELEVEN teams to the Elite Eight.
  46. #2 Tennessee Basketball Jokes:

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best 2025 March Madness Final Four college basketball jokes.
  2. Basketball Jokes for March Madness: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  3. When your team advances to the Final Four…. March Gladness.
  4. 2025 March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name site of the 2025 Final Four? (San Antonio, Texas)
  5. 2025 March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the 2025 teams that advanced to Final Four? (#1 Duke, #1 Florida,
  6. How did the UConn Women’s Basketball team make the 2025 Final Four?… They played defense like dogs.
  7. What Women’s Basketball team is the White Mountains (NH) cheering forin the 2025 Final Four?…. The UConn Hu “skies.”
  8. What Women’s Basketball team is the Green Mountains (VT) cheering for in the 2025 Final Four?…. The UConn Hu “skies.”
  9. 2025 March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the 2025 coaches that advanced to Final Four? (#1 Duke Jon Scheyer, #1 Florida Todd Golden,
  10. Tom Izzo good coach… He has taken EIGHT teams to the Final Four.
  11. Duke Basketball Jokes: When your team is a #1 seed and advances to the Final Four…. March Gladness.
  12. When your team advances to the Final Four…. March Gladness.
  13. My bracket is less “March Madness” and more “March Sadness.”
  14. When your team loses in the Elite Eight…. March Sadness.
  15. Tom Izzo good at coaching… I always have Michigan State going far in my bracket.
  16. Tom Izzo good at coaching… I have Michigan State winning the whole thing.