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What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
“We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.” Weldon Drew (New Mexico Jokes)
“I told one player, ‘Son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’” Frank Layden (Grammar Jokes & New York Jokes)
What college basketball team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Grammar Jokes)
If “Pistol” Pete Maravich played in March Madness today… he would get a sweet NIL deal from the NRA.
Why is North Carolina always one of the top college basketball programs?… They always dig their heels in on defense. (North Carolina Jokes)
Duke fans have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC fans have trouble spelling “Williams.” (Grammar Jokes & North Carolina Jokes)
“All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.” Charles Barkley (Alabama Jokes)
March Madness 1983: How would you describe NC State’s last second play to beat the University of Houston in 1983?… Alley Whoooooooooooops! (North Carolina Jokes & Texas Jokes)
2025 March March Madness Jokes: This March, do you think I could make some money selling a Cooper Flagg Flag?
March Madness 1979: Who is the Audubon’s Society’s favorite Final Four Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when Clyde Drexler picked up his 4th foul in the Championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
March Madness 2022: An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again. (Cemetery Jokes & Kentucky Jokes)
What is a heart surgeon’s favorite college basketball team of all time?… 1983 N.C. State NCAA Champions – the Cardiac Pack.
They’re a college basketball team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
What college basketball Hall of Fame coach would be a great college administrator…. Dean Smith (North Carolina Jokes)
Why did the college basketball player take an art class?… Because he wanted to learn how to draw fouls!
When Austin Peay University had a player named Fly Williams, the students would chant, “The Fly is open! Let’s go Peay!” (Tennessee Jokes
March Madness 2023: Some people describe the historic 2023 Final Four as wonderful?… I would describe it as “ONE” derless. (Final Four Teams #4MW UConn Huskies (5th title, 5th title game, 6th Final Four) Runner-up #5S San Diego State Aztecs (1st title game, 1st Final Four) Semifinalists #9E Florida Atlantic Owls (1st Final Four) #5MW Miami Hurricanes (1st Final Four)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did the Alabama equipment manager clean the basketball uniforms before the 1st trip to the Final Four in 2024?… With “Roll Tide.”
What do you call a University of Arkansas basketball player who never passes the basketball?… A ball hog. (Arkansas Jokes)
March Madness 2023: How did the #1 Purdue fans react to the loss to #16 Fairleigh Dickinson? … They were boiling mad. (New Jersey Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most viewed NCAA Championship game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State vs. Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
March Madness 1979 How did Michigan State defeat the Sycamores of Indiana State in the 1979 Championship game?… It was Magic.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Did you hear about Hunter Dickson’s NIL deal… he will be a spokesman for the NRA.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What was the #1 watched show on TV Land during the Women’s Final Four in Cleveland in 2024?… MASH, the fans love Hawkeye.
Grandfather: Bet I can tell you the score before the game starts! Grandson: No Way! Grandfather: 0-0. (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
What do March Madness basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Brown University, Creighton Bluejays Butler Blue mascot, Duke Blue Devils, Harvard Crimson, Tulane Green Wave.
Where does the NCAA buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
“Fans never fall asleep at our games because they’re afraid they might get hit with a pass.” George Raveling (California Jokes)
Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he was bouncing checks!
What did Delaware to the college basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
Wolf Moon Jokes: NC State Basketball… The unofficial college basketball team of the Wolf Moon.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did Yale knock of Kentucky in the 1st round?… It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog.
March Madness 2023: Did you know Angel Reese’s favorite movie is Barbie…. She is nicknamed the Bayou Barbie.
March Madness 2023: How did Angel Reese and her teammates celebrate the National Championship?… With Reeses Pieces.
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A March Madness basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What was the #1 drink in Phoneix, Arizona during 2024 Final Four Weekend?… The Boilermaker, in honor of Zach Edey and Purdue.
“The best thing about freshmen is they become sophomores.” (Not always true anymore!) Al McGuire Marquette Basketball Coach (Michigan Jokes)
March Madness 2023: How did #16 Fairleigh Dickinson upset #1 Purdue?… Not really sure. I guess it just was their knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did UConn make it to the 2024 Final Four?… They played defense like dogs. (Dog Jokes)
Who did the Alaskan Iditarod team cheer for during the college basketball season?… The UConn Huskies. (2023 March Madness Jokes)
Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%!
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did UConn win back-to-back NCAA Final Fours?… They played defense like dogs. (Dog Jokes)
Why did the college basketball player get a job at the bakery?… He wanted to create more turnovers.
Crime increases in Kansas during the college basketball season. There is a Tik Tok sensation… The Kansas Jayhawk Jay Walk.
What are Sigfried & Roy‘s favorite college basketball teams?… Auburn Tigers, LSU Tigers and Clemson Tigers:
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the college basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
What is the unofficial candy bar of college basketball tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who are the ghosts cheering for in the 2024 March Madness?… Northwestern. They love Boo Buie.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (Prom Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What did the announcer say when Naismith College Player of the Year Finalist, Jamal Shead, went down with an injury?… “Houston, we have a problem.”
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did Clemson knock of Baylor to advance to the Sweet 16?… The scratched and clawed.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What 2024 March Madness fans need an XXL size hat?… More head State. (Hat Jokes)
What is Caitlin Clark’s #1 TV show?… MASH, she loves Hawkeye
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Why didn’t #12 Grand Canyon University knock of #4 Alabama to advance to the Sweet 16?… The talent gap was too wide.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Is it weird the James Madison Dukes played Duke?
2021 March Madness Jokes: Who had Oral Roberts advancing in their March Madness bracket?… The American Dental Association! (Dentist Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
Why do Elite Eight fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four. (Golf Jokes & Final Four Jokes)
“No, but they gave one to me anyway.” – L.A. Lakers rookie Elden Campbell when asked if he earned a degree at Clemson University (College Jokes & California Jokes)
If Shaquille O’Neal, who was a star at LSU, was a shade of blue… he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (Crayon Jokes)
2021 March Madness Jokes: Who had Oral Roberts advancing in their March Madness bracket?… The American Dental Association! (Dentist Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
Basketball coaches have really focused on “Stop the Steal” since it was introduced in 2016… They really value limiting turnovers and ball security. (Election Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Did you hear about Hunter Dickson’s possible NIL deals… it is between Cabela’s and Bass Pro Shops.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who did the Alaskan Iditarod team cheer for in the 2024 NCAA March Madness?… The UConn Huskies. (2023 March Madness Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Did you know the Netherlands set a viewing record for watching the Final Four in 2023… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Legends who competed against each other for the 1st time in the 1979 NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State & Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did Alabama get the to the 2024 Final Four in Arizona?… They rolled on in!
Why do the UCLA basketball have to drink their coffee black?… Because KAREEM has graduated. (Coffee Jokes)
March Madness 2023: How did #16 Fairleigh Dickinson upset #1 Purdue?… Not really sure. I guess it just was their knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who is a lumberjack’s favorite March Madness player?… Kansas guard Nick “Timber” lake. (Kansas Jokes)
What is the unofficial candy bar of the NCAA basketball tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile toe! (Christmas Jokes)
Why was the basketball team so good at math?… They knew how to find the range!
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite college basketball team?… The DUKES of James Madison. (Boxing Jokes)
If a college basketball team were chasing a college baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What do you call it when your team loses in the NCAA tournament?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
What legendary college basketball would be an awful major league baseball hitter?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
What is a sad, sad, college basketball team?… The Duke Blue Devils. (Psychology Jokes)
What’s the difference between a dog and a college basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles. (Dog Jokes)
What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
What is a college basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Hall of Famer who went 33 – 1, losing the NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State (Canoe Jokes)
What’s a college basketball’s favorite music?… Hip hop, because it’s all about the bounce!
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when looking at the Houston Cougars started missing free throws at the end of the championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
Basketball Pun: Basketball players are the only people who can dribble and still look neat!
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did North Carolina beat Michigan State to advance to the Sweet 16?… They dug their Tar Heels” on defense.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Which Final Four locker room has the best music?… NC State. They have two DJs on the team. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (365 Music Jokes)
Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate. (Movie Jokes / Disney Jokes / Cinderella Jokes / Utah Jokes)
Why do ball boys carry mops during college basketball games?… So much dribbling on the court.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did Clemson knock of Baylor to advance to the Sweet 16?… The scratched and clawed.
Why was the basketball arena hot during the 2021 NCAA basketball tournament?… No fans. (Covid Jokes)
Why do most college basketball players only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
Where do college basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: College Basketball Coach. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what my players did all year.”
March Madness 2023: How did the #15 Princeton Tigers get to the Sweet 16 beating #2 Arizona and #7 Missouri?… They scratched and clawed. (New Jersey Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Why didn’t #12 Grand Canyon University knock of #4 Alabama to advance to the Sweet 16?… The talent gap was too wide.
What would be a great college basketball warm-up song?… (W)hoo(m)p! (There It Is) by Tag Team. (365 Music Jokes)
March Madness 2023: In the post-game interview, Coach Tobin Anderson was asked, how come you were not able to continue the Cinderella story and knock off FAU?… Not really sure. We worked our tails off. I guess it just wasn’t our knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
Who do skiers cheer for during the college basketball season?… The UConn Hu skies. (Dog Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Legends who competed against each other for the 1st time in the 1979 NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State & Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
March Madness 2023: How did the #15 Princeton Tigers get to the Sweet 16 beating #2 Arizona and #7 Missouri?… They scratched and clawed. (New Jersey Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What is Caitlin Clark’s #1 TV show?… MASH, she loves Hawkeye.
Why didn’t the struggling NCAA basketball team have a website?… They can’t string three W’s together. (Computer Jokes)
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?… She ran away from the ball. (Cinderella Jokes)
Why did the basketball go to therapy?… It was tired of being bounced around.
Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his college basketball team?… His grade went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
What legendary college basketball would be a great major league baseball pitcher?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
Why did the college basketball team change their name to the Possums?… Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower then what does the Division I college basketball player come on?… The scholar ships. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
What’s a basketball player’s favorite part of a romantic movie?… The courtship!
Why did the basketball player bring string to the game?… In case he needed to tie up the score!
How do basketball players manage their relationships?… They know how to rebound!
Why was the computer good at basketball?… It had a great hard drive!
What do you call a basketball player with a broken heart?… A free agent!
Why is basketball the grossest college sport?… Because they dribble all over the court.
How does a college basketball player make a tissue dance?… By putting a little boogie on it!
What do you call a college basketball team that cries after losing?… A bawl club.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about college basketball?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good college basketball knock-knock joke?
What is a great warm-up song for a college basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (365 Music Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite March Madness team?… The DUKES of James Madison. (Boxing Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Did you see #1 Purdue crushed #8 Utah State 106 – 67?… They were boiling hot!
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did North Carolina beat Michigan State to advance to the Sweet 16?… They dug their Tar Heels” on defense.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Is it weird the James Madison Dukes played Duke?
What’s a pirate’s favorite college basketball team?… Seton Hall Pirates. (Pirate Jokes)
Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%!
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did the Alabama equipment manager clean the basketball uniforms before the 1st trip to the Final Four in 2024?… With “Roll Tide.”
My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot…. It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there. (Graduation Jokes)
Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during college basketball season?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
Why did the college basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did UConn make it to the 2024 Final Four?… They played defense like dogs. (Dog Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who is the scariest player in the 2024 March Madness?… Boo Buie.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What did the announcer say when Naismith College Player of the Year Finalist went down with an injury?… “Houston, we have a problem.”
I know a basketball player who does great standup… His punchlines are a real slam dunk!
What do you call a basketball player who misses the toilet?… A three-pee-attempt fail!
Why is a scrambled egg like a losing college basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten.
What was the #1 watched show on TV Land during the Women’s Final Four in Cleveland in 2024?… MASH, the fans love Hawkeye.
Where is a college basketball player’s favorite place to eat?… Dunkin’ Donuts.
Why don’t college basketball players don’t like to leave their hometown?… They hate traveling so much.
Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
“When Xavier McDaniel plays against Orlando Wooldridge, it’s a coach’s dream – X vs O.” Mychal Thompson
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who are the ghosts cheering for in the 2024 March Madness?… Northwestern. They love Boo Buie.
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball team’s underdog win in the Final Four?… A tall tale. (Book Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What song was playing in the streets of Grambling, Louisiana after the First Four victory in 2024?… “Grambling on” by Led Zeppelin. (365 Music Jokes & Louisiana Jokes)
What’s an egg’s favorite college basketball team?… University of Yokelahomia. (Egg Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
How did the player with no hair do during his college basketball game?… Oh, he bald.
The anti-vax college basketball team lost every game this season. Apparently they never take any shots. .
College basketball players are the most upstanding members of society. They really are people to look up to.
Why can’t college basketball players go on vacation?… They can’t travel
College basketball players are afraid of themselves… They don’t like great heights.
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Hall of Famer who went 33 – 1, losing the NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State (Canoe Jokes)
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when looking at the Houston Cougars started missing free throws at the end of the championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
What do you call a University of Arkansas basketball player who never passes the basketball?… A ball hog. (Arkansas Jokes)
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Super Bowl Jokes)
Which are the best animals in college basketball?… A score-pion.
Why can’t you play college basketball in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why is the college basketball arena hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
If a college basketball team were chasing a college baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Sports Jokes)
What’s a pirate’s favorite college basketball move?… Jump hook. (Pirate Jokes)
If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a college basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear?… Depends.
I used to be addicted to college basketball… but I rebounded.
What New Year’s resolution should a college basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
What did the University of Delaware players wear to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe a New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
Why are spiders great basketball players?… Because they know how to spin webs around the defense!
What do you call a basketball ghost?… A dribbling phantom.
How do you stop a basketball player from charging?… Unplug him!
I couldn’t figure out why the basketball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Who is a lumberjack’s favorite March Madness player?… Kansas guard Nick “Timber” lake. (Kansas Jokes)
What’s a basketball player’s favorite app?… SnapShot!
Why don’t fish like college basketball?… They’re afraid of the nets.
Why do college basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
Did you hear about the college basketball referee that got fired from the NCAA?… Supposedly he’s a whistleblower.
What is the urologist’s favorite part of college basketball?… The dribbles.
My tennis career has taught me I can be the best basketball player ever. Nothing but net.
What’s one of an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia State. (Egg Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… University of Central Yokelahomia. (Egg Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
Where does the NCAA buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
Why didn’t the nose make the college basketball team?,,, He didn’t get picked.
What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… A college basketball coach.
Why was the college basketball court wet?… Because people were dribbling on it!
If a college basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile toe!
In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… College basketball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Who do skiers cheer for during the 2024 March Madness?… The UConn Hu skies. (Dog Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the programs that appeared in their 1st Final Four in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
What do you call an Alaskan in a Final Four basketball game?… A referee.
March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the coach who appeared in his 1st Final Four in his first season as a Division I college coach in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
What is the difference between a Duke fan and a baby?… The baby will stop whining after a while.
What do you call the college basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?… Slam Drunk!
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!
Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What song was playing in the streets of Grambling, Louisiana after the First Four victory in 2024?… “Grambling on” by Led Zeppelin. (365 Music Jokes & Louisiana Jokes
What do you call a college basketball player that misses dunks?… Alley Whoops.
Why did the March Madness college basketball player sign up for the arts & crafts class?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets! (Art Jokes)
Why do most college basketball coaches only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a college basketball team. (Top Coffee Jokes & Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Why is there a Texas school in the tournament called “Steve Austin”?… Because Stone Cold said so. (Wrestling Jokes & Texas Jokes)
Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc. One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?” (College Jokes)
Did you know many people in the Netherlands follow March Madness… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
Why did John Calipari cross the road?… To hit up the ATM so he could pay another 6’11” forward. (Kentucky Jokes)
March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when looking at the Houston Cougars free throws in the championship game 10/19 (53%)?… Houston, we have a problem.
If a college baseball team were chasing a college basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine after five. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Sports Jokes)
What do you call a fantasy show about college basketball?… Hooper-natural.
Why is a college basketball referee like an angry chicken?… They both have foul mouths.
What famous line was heard all around Texas during the 2023 Sweet Sixteen?…. Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
Did you hear one March Madness team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
What do they serve NCAA tournament basketball players to start their day?… Fast breaks.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good college basketball knock-knock joke?
Who did the Alaskan Iditarod team cheer for in the 2023 NCAA Final Four?… The UConn Huskies. (2023 March Madness Jokes)
Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time.(Spring Jokes)
Two basketball teams play a final four game. The underdog team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team scored a basket. How can this be?… They were women’s basketball teams! (Final Four Jokes)
Why do NCAA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
What do you call a Georgetown player with a championship ring?… a senior citizen. (Grandparent Jokes & Final Four Jokes)
Why was Cinderella such a bad college basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
Why was the March Madness basketball court all wet?… All the players were dribbling on it!
Why do college basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… They love to dunk them. (Donut Jokes)
What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)
What does the average blue chip recruit get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
Who was the poet of college basketball?… Longfellow. (Book Jokes)
Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Computer Jokes)
MARCH MADNESS JOKES
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good March Madness knock-knock joke?
Why couldn’t the The Most Outstanding basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good March Madness knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Why did the March Madness team have a frog in the starting lineup?… Because he could make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
Did you hear one March Madness team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final four. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes & Art Jokes)
How many five star recruits does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite March Madness team?… The DUKES of James Madison. (Boxing Jokes)
March Madness 2024 Jokes: Did you see #1 Purdue crushed #8 Utah State 106 – 67?… They were boiling hot!
What is a great warm-up song for a college basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (365 Music Jokes)
Basketball Jokes for New Year’s Eve: March Madness Basketball Coach. “I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what my players did all year.”
Why did the college basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good college basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Why can’t college basketball players go on Spring Break?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
Why can’t college basketball players go on semester break?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
Why did the college basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was learning how to draw fowls.
What New Year’s resolution should a college basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Middle School Jokes).
Tennis sued college basketball for no reason… Now they have to go to court!
What is the favorite sport of a bass fish?… Bass-get-ball.
God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell. “I know for a fact we are gonna win,” said God. “We have all the best players up here: Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on.” “I wouldn’t count on that, God,” said Satan. “You see, down here, we have all the referees.”
What would be a great Final Four warm-up song?… (W)hoo(m)p! (There It Is) by Tag Team. (365 Music Jokes)
Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses?… Shoot.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the homecoming dance?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (Prom Jokes)
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A Final Four basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about March Madness?
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #2 seed loses to a #15 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
“I’m a coach who believes in execution. Whenever I see [that player] shoot free throws, I want to execute him.” Rick Pitino (New York Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #3 seed loses to a #14 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What’s a March Madness cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #4 seed loses to a #15 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
Why is the basketball arena hot after the Final Four game?… Because all the fans have left.
What do you call the basketball team that loses in the Final Four?… A bawl club.
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses a free throw?… Shoot.
Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during March Madness?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
Why do ball boys carry mops during March Madness tournament basketball games?… So much dribbling on the court.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good March Madness knock-knock joke?
Why couldn’t the The Outstanding basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good March Madness knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
How many NCAA Final Four basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it. (Car Jokes)
Why did the March Madness team have a frog in the starting lineup?… Because he could make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the 1st Round… A bawl club.
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final four. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
What do March Madness basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most viewed NCAA Championship game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State vs. Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
Who do skiers cheer for during the 2024 March Madness?… The UConn Hu skies. (Dog Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball team’s underdog win in the Final Four?… A tall tale. (Book Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Did you know the Netherlands set a viewing record for watching the Final Four in 2023… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the programs that appeared in their 1st Final Four in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the coach who appeared in his 1st Final Four in his first season as a Division I college coach in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about March Madness?
Did you know many people in the Netherlands follow March Madness… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)

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