Maryland Basketball Jokes

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  1. Who is a better college basketball team?… The Maryland Crab 5 (2025) or the University of Michigan Fab 5 (1992)?
  2. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: How did Maryland beat Grand Canyon… The talent gap was too wide.
  3. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Who is the Royal Family’s favorite college basketball player?… Derik Queen, University or Maryland.
  4. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: I got a great NIL idea for Derik Queen… be a spokesperson for Speed Queen appliances.

NC State Basketball Jokes

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  1. March Madness 1983: How would you describe NC State’s last second play to beat the University of Houston in 1983?… Alley Whoooooooooooops! (North Carolina Jokes & Texas Jokes)
  2. March Madness 1983: What is a heart surgeon’s favorite college basketball team of all time?… 1983 N.C. State NCAA Champions – the Cardiac Pack.
  3. March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when Clyde Drexler picked up his 4th foul in the Championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)
  4. March Madness 2024 Jokes: What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (Prom Jokes)
  5. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: McNeese State Coach Will Wade had a great run. He coached his last game with the Cowboys and will now… ride off into the sunset to NC State.

Alabama Basketball Jokes

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  1. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Boston Tea Party: December 16, 1773 Alabama THREE Party: March 27, 2025 (Alabama hit an NCAA men’s tournament record 25 three-pointers in a 113-88 rout of Brigham Young in the Sweet 16)
  2. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Why doesn’t Mark Sears have an NIL deal with Sears?
  3. March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did the Alabama equipment manager clean the basketball uniforms before the 1st trip to the Final Four in 2024?… With “Roll Tide.”

Florida Basketball Jokes

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  1. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many Final Four appearance by the Florida Gators?
  2. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Did you know Pitbull, Mr. WorldWide, is playing at March Madness 2025. What a great performer. He is not too good at basketball though…. He travels too much!
  3. Masters Hole #12 Where do Florida basketball fans like to watch the Masters?… Hole #12, Golden Bell. 
  4. What do you call a 2025 Florida, National Championship basketball player who loves pottery?… Mark “CLAY” ton Jr.
  5. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Can you take a wild guess at who Pitbull, Mr. 305, is cheering for in the 2025 Final Four?…. The Florida Gators.

Houston Basketball Jokes

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  1. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: There are not many guarantees in March Madness…. But I guaranteed the Cougars will win the 2025 First Round game on March 20th, 2025.. (#1 Houston vs. #16 SIUE)
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the team whose has the longest current streak of going to the Sweet Sixteen (#1 Houston)?
  3. Houston we have a problem… We are down 14 points with 8:17 left…. Just kidding!… We went on a 25-8 run to beat Duke! 70 – 67.
  4. Jim Nantz in tears: Houston we have a problem…. Just kidding. We went on a 25-8 run to beat Duke!
  5. #21 for Houston…. He is a real SHARP shooter.
  6. During 2025 March Madness. opponents of Houston seemed to feel like it was a match-up between Sampson and Goliath.
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many Final Four appearance by the Houston Cougars?
  8. March Madness 1983: How would you describe NC State’s last second play to beat the University of Houston in 1983?… Alley Whoooooooooooops! (North Carolina Jokes & Texas Jokes)
  9. March Madness 1983: What did the announcer say when Clyde Drexler picked up his 4th foul in the Championship game?… Houston, we have a problem. (Texas Jokes)

Auburn Basketball Jokes

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  1. The Auburn basketball coach is a great motivator…. He has so many Pearls of wisdom to share with his players..
  2. Final Four Jokes: Auburn Tigers: How did Auburn make it to the Elite Eight?…. They scratched and clawed.
  3. Elite Eight Jokes: Auburn Tigers: How did Auburn make it to the Elite Eight?…. They scratched and clawed.
  4. Do you know who has a really good sweeping hook shot?… Johni Broome of Auburn.
  5. I just knew Auburn would win. They were ready to play…. They had the “Eye of The Tiger.”
  6. Do you think BarkBox should hire Charles BARKley to be a spokesperson?

Texas Tech Basketball Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Texas Tech college basketball jokes.
  2. Texas Tech Mascot Raider Red is a Hall of Fame Member of Crayola March Madness.

Sweet Sixteen Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best 2025 March Madness college basketball jokes.
  2. Boston Tea Party: December 16, 1773 Alabama THREE Party: March 27, 2025 (Alabama hit an NCAA men’s tournament record 25 three-pointers in a 113-88 rout of Brigham Young in the Sweet 16)
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the team whose has the longest current streak of going to the Sweet Sixteen (#1 Houston)?
  4. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Tom Izzo SPECTACULAR coach… He has taken SIXTEEN teams to the SWEET SIXTEEN.
  5. Arizona Basketball Jokes: Arizona: Arizona Player: Caleb “Show Me Some” Love for reaching the Sweet Sixteen and battling #1 Duke.
  6. Duke Basketball Jokes: Cooper Flagg is the Maine attraction in the 2025 Sweet Sixteen of March Madness.
  7. Duke Basketball Jokes: Cooper Flagg… forces opponents to raise the white flag.
  8. Arizona Basketball Jokes: What Sweet Sixteen team cannot be tamed?… Th Arizona WILD cats
  9. Tom Izzo good coach… He has taken SIXTEEN teams to the SWEET SIXTEEN.
  10. There are not many guarantees in March Madness…. But I guaranteed the Cougars will win the First Round game on March 20th, 2025.. (#1 Houston vs. #16 SIUE)
  11. Who are you picking? The Maryland Crab 5 or the Michigan Fab 5?
  12. Boston Tea Party: December 16, 1773 Alabama THREE Party: March 27, 2025 (Alabama hit an NCAA men’s tournament record 25 three-pointers in a 113-88 rout of Brigham Young in the Sweet 16)
  13. Arizona Player: Caleb “Show Me Some” Love
  14. Derik Queen…. is King. (after buzzer beater to beat Colorado State to advance to the Sweet 16.)
  15. Does Mark Sears have an NIL deal with Sears?
  16. Do you think it would be smart for Proctor & Gamble to offer an NIL Deal to Tyrese Proctor of Duke?
  17. Duke Basketball Jokes: Sweet Sixteen Duke Mascot Headband vs. Arizona “U of Average”
  18. 2025 March Madness: Big East = Big Least (All Five Big East were all eliminated by the second round)
  19. Rick Pitino Transformation: Saturday March 22nd, 2025 Noon: “The Godfather” #2 seed, playing in Providence, Big East Champion. (75-66 loss to #10 Arkansas) Sunday Night March 23rd, 2025 “The Grandfather” Rick Pitino consoles grandaughter after #10 New Mexico is eliminated by Michigan State (71-63).
  20. 2nd Round Duke Mascot head band vs. Baylor “unBEARable”

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Elite Eight Basketball Jokes

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2025 March Madness Jokes

  1. #1 Auburn Basketball Jokes: Auburn Tigers: How did Auburn make it to the Elite Eight?…. They scratched and clawed.
  2. Great Crayola March Madness Match-up: 2025 East Regional Final: #1 Duke Blue Devils vs. #2 Alabama Crimson Tide
  3. #1: Duke Basketball Jokes Cooper Flagg is the Maine attraction in March Madness.
  4. #1 Houston Basketball Jokes:
  5. #1 Florida Basketball Jokes:
  6. #2 Michigan State Basketball Jokes: Tom Izzo GREAT coach… He has taken ELEVEN teams to the Elite Eight.
  7. #2 Alabama Basketball Jokes:
  8. #2 Tennessee Basketball Jokes:
  9. #3 Texas Tech Basketball Jokes: Texas Tech Mascot Raider Red is a Hall of Fame Member of Crayola March Madness.
  11. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best 2025 March Madness college basketball jokes.
  12. When your team advances to the Final Four…. March Gladness.
  13. When your team loses in the Elite Eight…. March Sadness.
  14. What fan base keeps psychiatrists busy during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
  15. Tom Izzo good coach… He has taken SIXTEEN teams to the SWEET SIXTEEN.
  16. There are not many guarantees in March Madness…. But I guaranteed the Cougars will win the First Round game on March 20th, 2025.. (#1 Houston vs. #16 SIUE)
  17. Boston Tea Party: December 16, 1773 Alabama THREE Party: March 27, 2025 (Alabama hit an NCAA men’s tournament record 25 three-pointers in a 113-88 rout of Brigham Young in the Sweet 16)
  18. Derik Queen…. is King. (after buzzer beater to beat Colorado State to advance to the Sweet 16.)
  19. Does Mark Sears have an NIL deal with Sears?
  20. Do you think it would be smart for Proctor & Gamble to offer an NIL Deal to Tyrese Proctor of Duke?
  21. Duke Basketball Jokes: Sweet Sixteen Duke Mascot Headband vs. Arizona “U of Average”