Basketball Jokes for October

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  1. October 1st National Coffee Day: Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes & NBA Basketball Jokes)
  2. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for October.
  3. I am a big Star Wars fan and LA Laker fan… I dressed up as Kobe Wan Kenobi for Halloween. (Star Wars Jokes & Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes)
  4. Why are ghost great at playing basketball defense?… They are great at getting through screens.
  5. What is the #1 Halloween costume for a Star Wars fan who loves basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi.
  6. What would you get if you crossed a basketball and the Invisible Man?… Skills like no one has ever seen. 
  7. Playing basketball with vampires is tough… No Blood! No Foul!
  8. October 8th: World Octopus Day: Why does an octopus perform poorly on a basketball court?… It’s always getting tentacle fouls.
  9. October 9thLeif Erikson Day Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling. (World Geography Jokes)
  10. Why was Dracula get a technical foul?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  11. Did you hear about the Ghost basketball team?… They can’t shoot or defend, but the have a lot of spirit.
  12. What do you get when you cross a basketball player with a monster?… a double header! 
  13. Why was Dracula on the 15-day disabled list?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  14. October 14th Columbus Day JokesWhy was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was traveled too much. (World Geography Jokes)Why did the Harlem Globetrotters have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. 
  15. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe play basketball on Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  16. Why was Dracula ejected from the basketball game?… He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  17. October 17th: National Pasta Day: Scouting report for the linguini basketball team: Very unselfish offensively. They pasta the ball exceptionally well. Defensively, their length really gives teams trouble on defense. (Pasta Jokes)
  18. Why was the mummy sent into the basketball game as the 6th man?… Because the coach knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. 
  19. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball player for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  20. Orange you pumped for Halloween Basketball Jokes? (Crayon Jokes)
  21. What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan (Pumpkin Jokes)
  22. What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern.
  23. October 23rd Mole Day: Mole Day Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks.
  24. Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  25. Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
  26. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
  27. Did you hear about the Ghost basketball team?… They can’t shoot, but the have a lot of spirit. (Top Basketball Jokes)
  28. What kind of mail does a top vampire basketball player receive?… Fang mail!
  29. How do point gourds to get so strong?… By pumpkin iron.
  30. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  31. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball coach for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  32. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball fan for Halloween? (Canoe Jokes)
  33. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Halloween.

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