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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best 2025 March Madness college basketball jokes.
- This March, do you think I could make some money selling a Cooper Flagg Flag? Did you hear about Hunter Dickson’s NIL deal… he will be a spokesman for the NRA.
- What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
- What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
- What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
- A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
- What’s a March Madness cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
- “We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.” Weldon Drew (New Mexico Jokes)
- “I told one player, ‘Son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’” Frank Layden (Grammar Jokes & New York Jokes)
- “He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Grammar Jokes)
- What do March Madness basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
- What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Brown University, Creighton Bluejays Butler Blue mascot, Duke Blue Devils, Harvard Crimson, Tulane Green Wave.
- Where does the NCAA buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
- The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A March Madness basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
- Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%!
- Crime increases in Kansas during March Madness. There is a Tik Tok sensation… The Kansas Jayhawk Jay Walk.
- Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the college basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
- What is the unofficial candy bar of March Madness?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during March Madness?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
- What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #2 seed loses to a #15 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
- What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #3 seed loses to a #14 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
- What do you call the NCAA tourney when a higher seed loses to a lower seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
- What do you call it when your team loses in the NCAA tournament?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
- Why do most college basketball players only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
- Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate. (Movie Jokes / Disney Jokes / Cinderella Jokes / Utah Jokes)
- Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
- Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
- I used to be addicted to college basketball… but I rebounded.
- Why was the March Madness basketball court all wet?… All the players were dribbling on it!
- What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)
- What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Rain.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good March Madness knock-knock joke?
- Why couldn’t the The Most Outstanding basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good March Madness knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why did the March Madness team have a frog in the starting lineup?… Because he could make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
- Did you hear one March Madness team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
- What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses?… Shoot.
- Why is the basketball arena hot after the Final Four game?… Because all the fans have left.
- What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the 1st Round… A bawl club.
- What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball team’s underdog win in the Final Four?… A tall tale. (Book Jokes)