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Tom Izzo good coach… He has taken SIXTEEN teams to the SWEET SIXTEEN.
There are not many guarantees in March Madness…. But I guaranteed the Cougars will win the First Round game on March 20th, 2025.. (#1 Houston vs. #16 SIUE)
Derik Queen…. is King. (after buzzer beater to beat Colorado State to advance to the Sweet 16.)
2025 March Madness: Big East = Big Least (All Five Big East were all eliminated by the second round)
Rick Pitino Transformation: Saturday March 22nd, 2025 Noon: “The Godfather” #2 seed, playing in Providence, Big East Champion. (75-66 loss to #10 Arkansas) Sunday Night March 23rd, 2025 “The Grandfather” Rick Pitino consoles grandaughter after #10 New Mexico is eliminated by Michigan State (71-63).
2nd Round Duke Mascot head band vs. Baylor “unBEARable”
Derik Queen…. the most important piece on the basketball chess board.
Maryland Coach Kevin Willard his team to beat Colorado State to advance to the Sweet Sixteen.
Florida advanced to the Sweet Sixteen, beating 2-time defending National Champions UConn. UConn’s help defense just was not good enough. I guess you could say there just was not enough…. Gator – aid.
When your team wins the National Championship…. March Gladness.
What fan base has the most mental health issues during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
Hey NY Post…. 86 Fried Calipari! (After #10 Arkansas defeats #2 St. John’s)
My bracket is less “March Madness” and more “March Sadness.”
Tom Izzo good coach… He has taken EIGHT teams to the Final Four.
Did you know the Pope, despite his health condition, filled out a 2025 March Madness Bracket. He picked Kentucky… He likes their coach. (Mark Pope)
When your team is a #1 seed and advances to the Final Four…. March Gladness.
Duke Basketball Jokes: Some Duke fans raise a toast to Cooper Flagg. Others raise a flag.. Cooper Flagg and his teammates are working hard to raise…. another NCAA Championship banner.
Michigan fans are wondering.. Is it possible to have both (Coach Dusty) May Madness and March Madness?
Duke Basketball Jokes: Do you know what is a red flag for Duke winning the 2025 National Championship?… An injured Cooper Flagg.
When your team advances to the Sweet Sixteen…. March Gladness.
With Michigan upsetting Texas A&M to advance to the Sweet 16, Michigan fans were wondering. Is it still March Madness or is it (Dusty) May Madness?
Duke Basketball Jokes: When your team is a #1 seed…. March Gladness.
Duke Basketball Jokes: What fan base keeps psychiatrists busy during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
Tom Izzo good at coaching… I have Michigan State winning the whole thing.
When your team advances to the Final Four…. March Gladness.
Do you think Danny Wolf choosing Michigan had anything to do with the mascot?
When your team loses in the Elite Eight…. March Sadness.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the impressive coaching match-up between 2 legendary coaches in Providence during the 2025 March Madness? John Calipari (Arkansas) & Rick Pitino (St. John’s)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name all the flavors in the Capital One Ice Kareem truck? (BracketBerry, NeoBallitan Cookies N’ Kareem, MarchMallow, Slam Chunk, Tourna – Mint Chocolate Chip, Peanut Busted Bracket)
#11 Drake upsetting #6 Missouri… Music to the ears of Drake fans.
Do you know what is NOT a red flag for Duke winning the 2025 National Championship?… A healthy Cooper Flagg.
McNeese State Coach Will Wade had a great run. He coached his last game with the Cowboys and now… will ride off into the sunset to NC State.
Duke Basketball Jokes: Duke March Madness Bracket Name: Raising the Cooper Flagg!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the team whose 9 year consecutive streak of going to the sweet sixteen ended with. a loss to #1 Houston? (#8 Gonzaga)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the team whose has the longest streak of going to the sweet sixteen (#1 Houston)?
National Audubon Society March Madness Match-up: #9 Creighton Blue Jays vs. #8 Louisville Cardinals.
Tom Izzo good at coaching… I have Michigan State going to the Final Four.
Do you think Purdue Coach Matt Painter could get an NIL deal with Sherwin-Williams for his team?
I know this is politically incorrect, so please forgive us, but if McNeese State played St. John’s in the 1980s in March Madness… the headlines would read “Cowboys & Indians.”
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the SIX DIFFERENT teams Rick Pitino has coached to March Madness? (Boston University, Providence, Kentucky, Louisville, Iona and St. John’s)
McNeese State and it’s manager, Amir Khan, had a great run, but lost to Purdue… It is sad to see the Cowboys ride off into the sunset.
BREAKING NEWS: Weather Alert: There is Red Storm rising today in Providence!
2025 First Four Jokes: Did you see the final play where the Hornets of Alabama State defeated St. Joseph’s Red Flash with a home run play… that must have really stung.
The #8 Louisville Cardinals lost to the #9 Creighton Blue Jays in a 2025 National Audubon Society March Madness Match-up. After the game…. They were angry birds.
How did #7 Kansas has qualified for 28 consecutive appearances in March Madness?… The coaches and players have great SELF-esteem.
Who is Oscar the Grouch’s favorite 2025 March Madness team?… Omaha, like Oscar. love trash cans.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the McNeese State Basketball manager, Amir Khan, is the 1st manager to get an NIL deal?
Did you know the Weather Channel is the unofficial sponsor of Red Storm Rising?
The official candy bar of the Xavier Basketball Team… Three Musketeers.
Championship Week: The High Point of High Points Men’s basketball program…. beating Winthrop in the Big South title game to advance the March Madness.
I got a great NIL idea for Derik Queen… be a spokesperson for Speed Queen appliances.
Who did the weather person pick to win March Madness 2025?… St. John’s Red Storm.
I try not to limit my madness to March.
Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%!
My boss told me to focus on work during March Madness… I told him my bracket is my work.
Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
It’s “tip-off” time for March Madness.
What do you call a crazy March Madness basketball fan?… A basket-case!
What do you call a crazy March Madness basketball coach?… A basket-case!
My bracket is so bad… it’s giving the NCAA selection committee a run for their money.
This March, do you think I could make some money selling a Cooper Flagg Flag?
Duke Basketball Jokes: When your team is a #1 seed and playing right around the corner…. March Gladness.
What is the most watched movie by St. John’s basketball fans?… The Godfather in honor of Rick Pitino.
Cooper Flagg would be a great ambassador for Flag Day!
Cooper Flagg should look into an NIL deal with Fort McHenry.
Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate.
Did you hear the Omaha Men’s Basketball program is looking for an NIL deal?… Waste Management and Rubbermaid are extremely interested.
I guess it is pretty appropriate that the leading scorer in the SEC is Tre Johnson from Texas.
Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during March Madness?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
Championship Week: Grand Canyon won the 2025 WAC tournament…. The talent gap was too wide!
How did Maryland beat Grand Canyon… The talent gap was too wide.
The High Point of High Point’s Men’s basketball program…. being the #13 Seed in the 2025 March Madness.
The Boston Celtics had TWO Big Threes… Xavier has the Three Musketeers.
How did Purdue beat McNeese State?… They were Boiling Hot in the 1st half.
Do you think Matt Painter might be able to get an NIL for his team with Sherman-Williams?
When your team makes the First Four…. March Gladness.
First Four March Madness Pick-up Line: I wish I were Dayton you!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the ONLY coach who has brought 6 teams to March Madness? (Rick Pitino)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for McNeese State Basketball manager, Amir Khan, is the 1st manager to get an NIL deal?
Who is the Royal Family’s favorite college basketball player?… Derik Queen, University or Maryland.
First Four March Madness Jokes: The #16 Alabama State Hornets recorded their 1st March Madness win…. They stung #16 seed St. Joseph’s Red Flash.
Who is Peyton Manning’s favorite 2025 March Madness team?… Omaha.
Who is a lumberjack’s favorite March Madness player?… Bryant player Earl “Timber” lake.
What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
How did #10 Arkansas defeat #7 Kansas?… Kansas had a little SELF-esteem problem.
When your team is one of the First Four Out on Selection Sunday …. March Sadness.
When your team loses the First Four game…. March Sadness.
First Four Jokes: #16 seed St. Joseph’s Red Flash @RedFlashMBB has been selected for the 2025 Crayola March Madness.
High Point Panther Juslin Bodo Bodo: “The name is so nice, you say it twice.”
When your team wins the First Four game…. March Gladness.
First Four Jokes: What a great season for the Texas Longhorn basketball season. But it is going to be a looooong ride home after losing to Xavier in the First Four.
Do you know what is a red flag for Duke winning the 2025 ACC Championship?… An injured Cooper Flagg.
Did you hear about Hunter Dickson’s NIL deal… he will be a spokesman for the NRA.
What do you call it when your lower seeded team beats a higher seeded team?… March Gladness.
What do you call it when your team is one of the First Four Out?… March Sadness.
First Four March Madness Pick-up Line: Would you like to join me for a play-in game?
What do you call it when your team loses the League Tournament Championship Game and the automatic NCAA Tournament Bid?… March Sadness.
What do you call it when your team is on the bubble and gets overlooked on Selection Sunday?… March Sadness.
I hope your big decisions in life aren’t as ill-conceived as your March Madness bracket.
Don’t “foul” up your bracket.
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe Canoe who?… Canoe name the most recent Men’s NCAA Division I Basketball Champions? ‍
Where does the NCAA buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
March Madness Pick-Up Line: Do you want to come back to my place and have one shining moment?
What do March Madness basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
Choose your March Madness teams wisely… it’s “court”-ing disaster otherwise
“I told one player, ‘Son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’” Frank Layden (Grammar Jokes & New York Jokes)
I used to be addicted to college basketball… but I rebounded.
What is the unofficial candy bar of college basketball tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
I’m not saying my team is bad… but their mascot just filed for free agency.
March Madness… It’s a “fast break” from the usual NCAA schedule.
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the 1st Round… A bawl club.
True Love: I would miss one of the 67 March Madness games for you.
March Madness… The tournament is a “full court press.”
True Love: If a guy texts you back during March Madness…. MARRY HIM!
March Madness is the “slam dunk” of basketball tournaments.
What falls during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)
What falls during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Rain.
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the March Madness basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
Why did the March Madness team have a frog in the starting lineup?… Because he could make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses?… Shoot.
Don’t get “courted” into making bad bets during March Madness.
What do you call a crazy March Madness basketball player?… A basket-case!
My bracket is less accurate than a weather forecast in a hurricane
The only upset with my March Madness bracket is my stomach.
My bracket is less “March Madness” and more “March Sadness.”
What is the #1 social event for college basketball players?… The Big Dance!
Crime increases in Kansas during March Madness. There is a Tik Tok sensation… The Kansas Jayhawk Jay Walk.
Filling out an office pool for March Madness is the most work I have done in the office since last March.
What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
What’s a March Madness cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
“We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.” Weldon Drew (New Mexico Jokes)
“I told one player, ‘Son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’” Frank Layden (Grammar Jokes & New York Jokes)
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Grammar Jokes)
What do March Madness basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Brown University, Creighton Bluejays Butler Blue mascot, Duke Blue Devils, Harvard Crimson, Tulane Green Wave.
Where does the NCAA buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A March Madness basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%!
Crime increases in Kansas during March Madness. There is a Tik Tok sensation… The Kansas Jayhawk Jay Walk.
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the college basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
What is the unofficial candy bar of March Madness?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during March Madness?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #2 seed loses to a #15 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #3 seed loses to a #14 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when a higher seed loses to a lower seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call it when your team loses in the NCAA tournament?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
Why do most college basketball players only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate. (Movie Jokes / Disney Jokes / Cinderella Jokes / Utah Jokes)
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
I used to be addicted to college basketball… but I rebounded.
Why was the March Madness basketball court all wet?… All the players were dribbling on it!
What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)
What drops during March Madness but never gets hurt?… Rain.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good March Madness knock-knock joke?
Why couldn’t the The Most Outstanding basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good March Madness knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Why did the March Madness team have a frog in the starting lineup?… Because he could make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
Did you hear one March Madness team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.
What does a March Madness basketball player say when he misses?… Shoot.
Why is the basketball arena hot after the Final Four game?… Because all the fans have left.
What do you call a higher seeded basketball team that loses in the 1st Round… A bawl club.
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball team’s underdog win in the Final Four?… A tall tale. (Book Jokes)